But would you know the difference?

If you were sitting at a bar, drooling over some hottie only to find out that she i a he she would you be pissed? Sure you would. Both at it for not displaying a notice saying that there is more to it than tits and heels, and at yourself for not giving attention to Manswers on SpikeTV that told you how to tell the difference. The easiest , and less offensive method of detection of this malady, is to look at its paws. If the index finger is slightly shorter than its ring finger its a he. If the index finger is slightly longer than the ring finger then its a she and worth pursuing .

I found myself in that spot the other night at a regional airshow in Reno Nevada. There I was getting goose pimples over what looked like a finely sculptured hottie, until I noticed that the she was a he, and with some old skool Hazzard County Shuck & Jive got myself out of there.

This following week is the final leg of relocating to Mini Cassia area, then will be off line until we get the Inet shit engineered.

Don’t forget to sign up for the Miss AyreWolf & Miss HazzardAyre beauty contest. Just over $150K in the pot this year, and some real prizes. Like a gift card for 5,000 gallons of free go fuel from Sunoco, free rubber, and a hole heap amount of stuff. Sign up by sending a letter of intent by email at , knytesofanarchy@yahoo.com The pageant will go down at the MVM in Twinky Flatts in August, and will appear at both this years Cassia County Fair, as well as the Twin Falls County Fair. Deadline for apps is July 24th 2011.

Finally if your in a public place, or work environment, and you are overcome with vaginal odor, by the gal in the booth or isle next to you, should you say something or just move on?

I’d be interested in your thoughts here.

Keep it wings level

 

Quote of the day:
I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. - Edward Chilton

Psalm 19:1-2“[Psalm 19] For the director of music. A psalm of David. The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands. Day after day they pour forth speech; night after night they reveal knowledge.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

AyreWolf AyreNotes4 So when will it happen here?

So when will it happen here? I get this question all the tyme. Trouble is I have not any power to control it.

The question is in reply to many points made through I don’t know how many articles I read on the subject of trailer truck custom shows and/or jamborees. I fully agree that there ought to be at least a regional even in either Utah and/or Idaho. The Dixie-Diesel Nationals was the only one, until the decision was made in 1997 to retitle the damn thing to TruckFest West, and trying to locate the right location with the open mindset needed for such a thing has been daunting to say the least. There are just so many communities that will tolerate a bunch of renegade confederate long haul and just plain truckers in one place. Let alone having both truck and female beauty contests, Wet T Shirt as well as Wet Wrangler Jean Contests and both the noise as well as the volume of both people as well as trucks. Podunk anywhere is not going to attract political types that author and make trucking industry policy as would a metro area.

The project was dropped after the Hazzard County Road Warriors consolidated under both The Knytes-of-Anarchy as well as the UAITA. When that happened the goal was to help regarding policy, rather than frills. Of course shortly there after came the piss poor economy that I told you would happen both online, in Goons Ferry, on the radio in Gooding and when the bastard declared his candidacy when I did on Cable Access TV. I told you that Obamabeenlyintoya would run the nation in the ground and he has. Too Many of you have put your middle finger up to the Confederate National Party, and the United Confederate States of America revival project. And yet it will be that both the CNP, and the UCSA will be the only earthly savior of the entire nation , not just the economy, but that all is a different subject time.

Getting back to a major trucker/trucking jamboree/show in the west.

I’m here to tell ya’ll that a mini, Dixie Diesel Nationals is being planned in Burley at the Cassia County Fairgrounds in July 2013, depending on weather etc.

Outside of that, TruckFest West, is on hold until such tyme as the economy and mindset catch up to the idea. As it is Great West Truck Show in Las Vegas , is one in our area, The Reno Tow Show, that rolled out last week is two, and the one in Utah that is barely a truck show, that happens at Thanksgiving hill park in Lehi Utah.

When both the money, reserved attitude, and all combine or align then You’ll see TruckFest , but not until.

L8R

     

Quote of the day:
If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work. - John Alejandro King

Matthew 7:13-14“[The Narrow and Wide Gates] “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

AyreWolf AyreNotes 3 Finally there!!!

Yesterday I finally signed the lease on the next Wolf’s Den. After two months of beauricratic bullshit, I finally have a place in Burley. We have a shop in Burley and as of this afternoon the AyreWolvez will have a hobby craft hangar at the Cassia County Airport. Things are going in the right direction, so much so all of it nearly gives me an erection. Could the mini Cassia area be our more over my Shangrila? If it is why the hell did I move away several years ago? Several years ago, my cousin and I were at odds over things AyreWolf Aviation, Gordon wanted it in Bountiful, I said lets nest the company in Idaho. Several years ago, while I made bills and all, I was lucky if I had $20.00 by the end of the month. Several years ago I idiotically bought into the con of a potential sales job at a TV station in Chubbuck Idaho by a station manager that said much more than his prayers. Yes I got an education at Cable Access in Pocky that I am looking to revive this fall or so, but back then I was all fuggled up. Now , after spending the equivalent of the price of a good used newer model roll back, I have a shop, a great affordable place to live. Both Cuzzin Bud and Gordon have came to the conclusion that ye ole Wolf here wasn’t as stupid as they had previously decided I was, and I’m not as naive. Not saying I fully street smart as I’d like, but not as mind numb as I was either.

Okay then, customer loyalty. In these days customer loyalty is not only desired its crucial. If you have an employee that fosters customer loyalty, give him or her consistent constant raises and praises. If due to some family situation that employee moves, have someone in the wings that can do the same job as good as the prize employee. Case-n-Point, there in Buhl, at the Texaco Mini Mart, was a gal there named Katie. Now Katie knew exactly what I needed when I went in there, plus always had time to visit for a few minutes. This made me feel appreciated and desired as a customer. So Katie moved to Alaska with her new Husband. Trouble is outside of one maybe two others, the same atmosphere is no longer there. So now when I’m there I fuel etc at the Country Store.

How to regain customer loyalty after its lost?

That in my next report.

Stay Tuned

  

Quote of the day:
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. - John Russell

Matthew 7:13-14“[The Narrow and Wide Gates] “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

AyreWolf’s AyreNotes 2

If ya’ll want to do business with me , ya’ll better answer the phone. Now I’m not a big telecom person. I’d just as soon meet and talk face to face, but there are times when the phone is the best way to go logistically. So I make a phone call, only to find that the person is on a cell phone that has a ridiculous ringtone, or worse don’t answer their phone, no matter what form its in, either cell or landline. Yet they are supposed to be in business or representing a business. About the time I have to make the 12th call with no return call I go elsewhere, for what ever it is.

There are numerous reasons in our nation or at least our immediate area where most people are not making enuff money to really care about their jobs.

The state of Idaho in general is not one of the higher money making states. Wages in Idaho are 40% lower than surrounding states and far less paying than the nation on average Idaho workers make much less than their peers in similar industries .

Take for instance, broadcasting. Many who enter the business do so here yet as they gain experience will move on to other areas where the money is better and career advancement is constant.

But why not do a job, becuzz you like it, and more over why not give it your best? After all , be thankful you have a job at all. Many even college grads are graduating from college with little if any job prospects. I say give it your all. Be proud of what you made or did , enuff to put your name on it. Even if you screw the pooch now and then, own up to the mistake, apologize to the customer with a smile, and get back to work. Think that if you do it good in one place , the recommendation from one employer to the next will be better than if you go to work with a pout, pissed off and acting like your on PMS, that goes for both genders. Greet customers like your really glad they came in to do business with you. Rather than your competition. If you can, try to remember their names, what they like, or order, and serve them up with a smile rather than acting like they interrupted your nap.

Ya’ll can blame Government, the President, or local idiots. All are responsible in part, but the biggest problem to the national job crisis, is; The employees had the employer by the conoles this time around the employers have the upper hand, and we ain’t hiring people who perform bad and have an attitude that’s worse. The dollar bill is harder to make these days and employers are not hiring those who make that dollar even harder to generate.

If you loose an excellent employee, ya’ll better hire someone that is as good or better, or loose new customers as well as old customer loyalty.

That in my next report.

Stay Tuned

Quote of the day:
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

Habakkuk 3:19“The Sovereign LORD is my strength; he makes my feet like the feet of a deer, he enables me to tread on the heights. For the director of music. On my stringed instruments.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

AYREWOLF ‘ S AYRENOTES

So there I is, sitting at a local food bar beit McDonalds or elsewhere , and in walks a super hottie. Granted in McDonalds that don’t happen often, but when it does , I get the feeling that I should go ask, “ Hey you want to be on TV?” Of course experience taught me that doing so is either going to get me beat up, by a guy pal of hers, or arrested or both. Yes she could say yes and all, but most times not. 

Alrighty then, with that said the search is on for the crop of honeys for this years Miss AyreWolf, that will represent the company on TV and on our 2012 calendar. Interested? Paying $100.00 per hour, no swim suits, just short skirts, and tight flyte suits. If you want to be considered , email a recent full body jpg pic not bigger than a lap top screen size to ayrewolf@gmail.com . Get that to us before August 2011.

Alrighty then, here it is nearly the beginnings of summer and its styll cold. Doing better money wise this month, as I’m flying more.  Sure going toewing pays some of the bills during the winter and spring, but I make more dusting fields. It’s the difference between a few hundred on a toew, and $800.00 an hour in the air.  Plus here at AyreWolf Aviation, we have the one of a very few, all helicopter fleets in the Magic Valley, which means closer to the ground, without being on the ground, which means less waste of chemicals and greater efficiency .  But as always we can do more and thus why the Miss AyreWolf talent search. If I can get a hot honey to pose with the Lady(my helicopter) put that on TV, I can get more customers and thus make more bucks.

Which brings me to a choice subject here.

I have been called everything cept a white Confederate, including HornDawg, for my efforts of putting fine hiney besides our ayrecraft or trucks. The fact is, I would love the heck, out of the idea of somebody putting together an agency that I could hire such from. A real talent/modeling agency here would be a real asset.

Few years ago b4 this fat chick that felt her talents would be upstaged by hot bods caused our Ellie May and Emme to flee the coop, there was one in the mix by the name of Amie who was at one time a Playboy babe, and was thinking of putting together an agency. Our Ellie May(Nurse GoodBody) did not think that Amie was of good character so I canned Amie, looking back should have kept Amie in the loop. Since with a bit of funding by the club, the club would now have a talent pool to hire from.

There is a so called agency out of Sun Valley/Ketchum that caters more to children and young preteens to tweens, not something we would be interested in, as I don’t mess with kids or anyone under the age of 21, too much of a risk, but it really would be fantastic to have an agency to hire talent from, since there ain’t need to do it all the hard way. Meaning picking talent from an open call or throwing a big bash at say the MVM in Twin etc.

However with that all sedd, if there’s an enterprising lady out there that would be interested in opening up an agency, not a school, but a model/talent agency in this area of Idaho, I have ready seed money to do so. Give me a ring at 208-212-9653 if ya’ll are interested.

Bringing this onto the tarmac for touch down, The AyreWolvez will be staging our 2012 Miss AyreWolf/SheWolvez talent search at the MVM in Twin Falls in July. Details next month here in HazzardAyre as well as on HazzardAyre Radio.

Until we fly together again,

L8R Aviators

 

The Things we do for lust

Ah the things we do for lust. Not love but lust. Many get these mixed up. Love is far more deeper in both feeling and commitment than simple lust. For lust is just about getting our equipment wet.

Many erotic dreams are made up of lustful things. We see a great looking waitress at the truck stop, she cuddles up to us acting really friskey when in reality she’s trying to get a bigger tip. Yet we guys fantasize about her as we snooze away in our cabs at the pickle park somewhere. Or we see a great looking gal on TV in some series or movie and think, whew would I ever love to get a whiff of her Jiff. Yet we throw out all the risks of such things, thinking , “Hey it’ll never happen to me” Yet when at your next DOT Physical you get the news you have some STD, or you get that wonderful letter from Health & Welfare saying , “Greetings your a daddy, pay up” But that does not stop us.

We still are at least if your hormones are normal , red blooded American males that love the scents and feel of a better than average woman. Even a bit of her clothing dangling from the CB above your head in your trucks cab, or if your able, say the panty of her nylons stretched over your trucks steering wheel so you can have some grab ass , with HER scent in them as you haul.

On that subject. I absolutely admit having a very serious fetish of nylons as long as the have been stretched over a great pair of legs attached to a greater looking lady. Years ago , many said I was nuts for being attracted to hose over legs. Most of my co workers thought that being attracted to her dairyaire or her breasts was normal , but her legs and worse yet her feet and toes in hose was just plain retarded. Yet I asked them in reply, her breasts might be accessible, however how many really get a nudge in her butt? Putting my penus up her anis and pulling it back out with shit all over it does not constitute a good time, however, I say to each their own. In many states anal sex is against the law. Why? Who knows, but doing it up the butt is not my fantasy, however nuzzling a fresh bathed babes toes in hose, puts me in reach of the point of desire at least the point of desire of most of us male corpuscles. Is it the feeling, the scent of hose, her legs and toes or is it that combined with her? It wasn’t until I tuned into both Dr. Ruth and later Sex With Sue, that I learned that such feelings as long as they were consensual were normal and healthy. Yet Mom & Dad and others thought I was running on a stripped timing chain, for having such urges.

The things we do for lust are as mystical as an illusive butterfly, what seems as though we can grasp ahold of it, yet it floats away untouched.

News of the advancement at Cable One.

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KnyteRyder Journal

If you can’t afford it, don’t buy it. Sounds like something rather obvious , don’t it? Yet way too many have found themselves in that spot. Beit from houses that such outfits as Fanny Mae , loaned money for, to people that should not have tried to buy a home. Our Government has been upping the anti for quite some time, barrowing money when it has rather shallow pockets. It’s called raising the debt ceiling, in reality its called spending more than it makes. While such social programs like psychosocial services are being curtailed by cuts to Medicaid, oops there goes my PSR Todd. On my own again , which as many who know, I’m not all that impressed with. With that, if your not happy or satisfied with a program and or service provided by Medicaid, can you get the money back?

By the highway, this PSR thing should not even be part of my vocabulary. As those that decided for me to get me involved in it, would have been better off, just finishing the project I started with them. Looking back on it now, if I had acted on my belief that things were going to go sour, and acting on their wishes to try to move my gig to Twinky Flatts just to satisfy them, chute, they should all pool resources and give me the value of my loss. I know that Ellie May, Emme, and so on wont do that, but if they had proper ethics, they’d put together say a grand($1,000.00) and call it good. They wont of course, but it would be proper. After all I could, have moved everything to Bliss and been content and had all my gear. No I do not fault Ellie May our Miss Nurse GoodBody but she was led astray by two others that were trying and succeeded in torpedoing AyreWolf FM. In fact one of them by the name of Seared , is the one that crapped in the oatmeal. Lets face it Seared did not have the eye candy nor industry knowledge for the job, and should have been sent packing in the first place. Three others in the mix, led by one named Nichole had the right idea , could have raised the capitol we needed to resume operations. But hey the ones that helped snuff things out should put money back in the till. Oh well so life goes on, but its a lesson of not buying what you can’t afford , praying that the seed sown would render a harvest. One cain’t render a harvest from a seed , if the soil is not able or fertile enough to let the seed take root. Likewise even if the seed does take root, one needs to fertilize the field well to let the seed sprout and grow. But that said, if someone roots out the seed before it has a chance, that person should help pay back that, which they helped kill.

While farmers truly bank, on a planted crop, others cain’t base decisions on mere speculation. It’s only after the crop has came in and money in hand, is when one can spend, not before.

But our Yankee controlled U.S.-of-A Government has been doing just that betting our economy on speculation, not obvious facts. Are there ways to cut Government waste without cutting programs? Yes. Such simple things although small would do it. Case-n-Point, Idaho’s Senator Mike Crapo, has two offices in Twin Falls. Both are seldom open, and even if you do inquire about a matter, your handed off to some aid in who knows where to be helped. The only time a politician gets involved is if your some big aristocrat that contributed heavily to the last campaign, or you get to talk up front with that politician. But the costs of those two offices is right at $3,000.00 a month. Why have em if nobody is there to staff them? Same thing goes for the IRS(Infernal Revenuers Service) they have two offices in Twin, why have them? Nobody is there. To get anything substantial done, you gotta haul all the way to Pocatello, Boise, or Salt Lake City. But why keep these offices if nobody is there?My mom & Dad practiced frugality, religiously. If they needed something they paid cash. Sure things like pivot irrigation had yet not arrived in the area, but wheel lines had. Not that Mom would have used them as she had the uncanny knack of making water run up hill. But no matter what it was Mom nor Dad or both would not use credit to run the farm, etc. If they didn’t have the cash to get what they needed, they waited until they did.

Any way sleep is needed.

L8R