Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Sometimes what your really looking for does not exist

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This could take several different paths, but all have a distinct arrival points.

The girl many of us Confederate male corpuscles, might be someone that looks like Gretchen Wilson (country music star) or Carrie Underwood, with the determination and all attributes of Daisy Duke. However finding that kind of person is no doubt going to get the same results, slim and none. Most of us settle for somewhere there, but not the exact person.

In our case, as far as our beloved dream shop, looking for a shop that costs no more than a couple hundred bucks a month, yet has enough room and garnishments or accessories that would include something as simple as running water and a rest room, might be that illusive jewel in the desert that we want to have yet, in these days and times, and high rents and all just might , if at all, might just not exist.

Of course local taxation and such will determine the rent per month rate, and while someone holding property that is not being used by anyone else, and most likely wouldn’t be, to give someone a hand up, so they could get off SSI and other tax payer supported programs so they could make their own way is logical , remember Northern Union Yankees have no room in their head for anything that makes sense or is logical.

While just a few days ago, I was bubbling that we found utopia , here in the mini Cassia area of Idaho, was in fact just the mirage of water on a hot dry desert. It looked good, but when all push came to shuv, not real. So where does that leave us?

Move equipment to where I live. Bag LiL Lexi in favor of something newer, work up LexiBelle best as we can, outside, and when conditions allow, look at other more inexpensive locations if there are any, and just fly as best as we can.

Sure the blow of loosing another shop kicked the crap out of my ego and pride, but like many in these US-of-A states, with Obamabeenlyin in charge and a debt ceiling that is way over the top. The economy simply is not able to sustain much spending if any at all. Surely not high dollar spending. So we tighten our belts, pull up our boots, and look at what we have as opposed to what we want to have and spend accordingly. Likewise while we might want to have a service shop, our income is not where it needs to be. The legal fall out of the Montgomery Foundation on its court proceedings is still at minimum a year away from being settled on our behalf. So again run the toew service from the house, run AyreWolf Aviation from American Falls as we planned anyway, as well as from Bountiful SkyPark, in Utah.

Sure back at the lift off point of our company and SAMCRO back in the day of the Dukes-of-Hazzard, a shop could be rented for a couple hundred bucks a month and made a damn good living . Today both are just not there.

Now if I could only find MY Carrie Underwood with Daisy Duke grit.

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Down but not out, told ya’ll ya couldn’t trust no damn Yankee

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I told ya’ll ya couldn’t trust no damn northern Union Yankee. Got this phone call from the guy who is renting us space. Sezz he wants more money for what we intend on doing there. Told him, no way. Even though I have a signed lease and all, saying we pay what we pay, he wants to redoux things. Okay fine. If market conditions were better, if the facility had more bells and whistles, and all I might be inclined to continue right where everything is at, but remember this is Burley and yes that is Idaho. Which means shit is going down the chute faster than Boss Hogg eating a chitlan pizza. I have seen , or is that saw? All too many business’s start off like gang busters and go into the toilet, because of over spending thinking things like money is just going to roll in , rather than the usual trickle, that is usually the case.

So move truck to house, run Cooter’s Toewing from where I live, get my things in order, and re-evaluate in a year or two. If something pops up, mid spring in either Wyoming or western Utah meaning Wendover, I’m outta here. In the meanwhile look over what just might be in eastern and southeastern Idaho, down where my real kin folk live. Say Montpelier, Soda Springs or perhaps Grace.

Also in the meanwhile, do my best for AyreWolf Aviation as well as HazzardAyre both newspaper as well as radio. And try not loosing my mind in the process.

Besides learning to not do one damn thing without an attorney, and a serious legal agreement signed sealed and filed, doing business with either someone that is LDS, or doing business with someone that is a northern union Yankee, is just not something this old Confederate Marine is doing again.

There are many people saying we are pulling out of the early 2000 depression. That the economy is about to catch fire. Bullshit. As long as we have Yankees in both the U.S. Congress and Senate, as well as just doing business with them here at home, the economy is going to continue to tank. And one of the worst quagmires of that sinking in economic quiksand, is Idaho. More people are finding an exit light out of here, than ever before. Even my shrink, pulled out and headed to Montana. But at least we still have AyreWolf.

That in my next entry.

L8R Ya’ll

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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Air for AyreWolf please?

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Previous evening into mid morning, after unsuccessfully attempting the illusive idea of sleep, as it was so damn hot here inside the current Sheep Camp hut that I finally went out in LiL Lexi and slept. Heck I needed air. Cool , kuel, kool air. Far cry from last summer when I had an AC to keep the thermal units low. Although the power bill wasn’t. Maybe there is a trade off somewhere there. However bet your next bi-annual FAA inspection, that there will be two AC units in the Wolf’s Den.

I tried to find 411 on why it is that Rupert, albeit only 7 miles out, but why Rupert is always at least 2 to 3 degrees warmer than Burley, summer, but the same numbers colder in the winter. Any thoughts there friends?

Still have not gotten any responses from either the Mini Cassia Voice, or the Weekly Reader yet, from my posts. The Mini Cassia Voice in case you had not heard, was created by some slightly put off, put out people from the old Southern Idaho Press, that was bought out by the same people that own the Twin Falls Times News . However , and the only reason I sought a business relationship with the Voice was, did not want to step on toes of those who are more mainstream than we are, and be a better business neighbor. The Olive branch was extended, nobody took it up so, I say ole well, we tried.

Some have asked , why HazzardAyre in print? Simple, to deliver news, views and intell that both the Voice, Weekly Reader, and Times News amongst others wont, can’t and don’t dare. Here at HazzardAyre we do not cover the news and such that others do, we go after the ideas of features that you as a reader might have overlooked, going about your busy life. We want to put out info, that will make you stop and scratch your head and go, hmmmm never thought of that, or didn’t think of it that way.

HazzardAyre is the Tabasco sauce of both radio, and newspapers, and looking at TV.

B4 I go this morning, have not smoked out the details , with SAMCRO buying BJ’s 19th Hole Sports Bar, yet. But once I know so will you. I’m only the negotiator not the final decision maker. If BJ’s goes , great, if not there’s a location just outside of Burley west of our shop there. Which might be good, since that location is NOT in CITY limits, yet close enuff to go snag a brew or grub. Decor? Try BJ’s Bayou in Roberts Idaho. If ya’ll want to know wuzz up with that, go to Roberts and check it out. Roberts Idaho is 20 miles north of Idaho Falls Idaho.

But in closing , The AyreWolf here needs some air.

L8R Aviators,

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Damn dude you stink, and the incredible web

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Your working all day, your best pal and you are sweating like a convicted LDS prostitute and through movement, you discover your pal, has bo worse than the outside of the Hazzard County Livestock Commission bullpen. How can you tactfully tell you pal, hey dude you need to hit the shower, without hurting his feelings? Had a co-worker today that needed to hit the shower something fierce. Yet he did buy grub so I declined , but whew, did he stink. Of course I understood, as his old lady gave him the boot, and not in a good way. With a no contact order for garnishment. However if Kenny shows Tuesday smelling like a dead steer, he’s going to the crew quarters and hitting the soap and water. In the Marines, if there was a guy that stunk, really bad, we got him in a tub of really hot water with lye soap and a heavy duty cleaning brush. The Corps taught me to scrub down at least twice a day. Sure there are tymez and places where in combat , getting clean is a challenge, but even going into a creek and washing off is crucial. Since many of us resided very close to each other both in the bunkers as well as in our aircraft. The last thing you really want is a dude that smells . Now as far as gals, been there, done that. Outside of her vulva and maybe baby her peds, her underarms and hiney will get to smelling too. A waitress serving you at the Wayside Cafe working around all that kitchen heat will tend to get bad body smell. Only this afternoon , eating taters and meatloaf, this one gal there that always gives me a stiffy, went to pour me a cup of java and I nearly fell over. Trashing my stiffy and entire image of her. Generally speaking, gals produce a different ph level of poor body hygiene. Guys are worse(Sorry guys) but she pews too and it can be serious whew, pew.

Last here. How many times have you clicked on a web site’s hotlink, only to find that the hotlink does not work. Or fails to load. Sure this condition can be the result of YOUR computer not having enuff memory, to sustain loading another page, but 80% of the time the bandwidth of your ISP will determine if you can load multiple pages. If all checks out, and it usually does, its the damn web site. To which I say to those who create web sites, make damn sure the damn thing works before you put it online.

More on this Tuesday.

Next time here; The annual Miss AyreWolf and SheWolf talent search.

L8R Aviators,

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Monday, July 18, 2011

AyreWolf Aviation is styll the Parent Company

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Last night sitting at the Wolf’s Den here in Burley, sipping some barley pops and just ratchetjawing , as any good reassigned Marine aviators would and do, the discussion came up, what if there was no AyreWolf? Or AyreWolf Aviation? More over why did , AyreWolf Aviation, The AyreWolvez and all get kicked to the curb? The fact is, there would not be, any Cooter’s Toewing and Garage, there would be no Hazzard County Choppers, there would be no AyreWolf Radio, or as it is now HazzardAyre Radio, and most importantly there would be no Knytes-of-Anarchy or SAMCRO MCC IDAHO. As it is in fact AyreWolf Aviation is 80% of the monthly and annual funding of the Knytes-of-Anarchy, and the AyreWolvez Military Aviation Association is the main parent organization that hovers over the Knytes-of-Anarchy. In essence , the AyreWolvez command the Knytes, and AyreWolf Aviation commands and remains parent company over Cooter’s Toewing & Garage , Hazzard County Choppers, and yes HazzardAyre Media.

For me personally, AyreWolf Aviation came in when I needed it the most. In late 2003 when for a misconceived investment, by what is called the Montgomery Foundation, (Mom & Dad’s estate) Owners of AyreWolf Aviation(meaning me ) that misconceived investment nearly brought down the hangar of cards. Most if not much of the primary assets were sold or put in escrow. In early 2004 another disaster , Flying J Inc. Of which 70% was owned by the Montgomery Foundation went into chapter 13. The Montgomery Foundation sold that to the Pilot Travel Plaza chain, and recovered. From that sale, in mid 2005 Cuzzin Bud, and Cuzzin Gordon along with myself, sat in a pilots cafe near the Salt Lake International Airport, and hammered out what has become ; AyreWolf Aviation the 3rd largest specialty aviation company in the Mountain West, and 11th largest in the USA. With the recovery of the asset recovery law suit, by the Montgomery Foundation against, Metro Securities and Annuities, with nearly $800 million bucks in the view, it is planned that the Burley Airport will become the Idaho home of AyreWolf Aviation, with three other Idaho airports becoming the sub ports for the company. However; the headquarters of AyreWolf Aviation will remain in Utah at what is termed Bountiful SkyPark. AyreWolf Aviation’s R&D airport will remain at the Wendover Airport, Wendover Nevada.

Nothing though of our organization or as my company could exist without AyreWolf Aviation, which is still presided over by me.

L8R Aviators,

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BJ’s 19th Hole Sports Bar Burley Idaho to soon become the Reaper Club

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Going to make this short, sweet and tangy. Discussion are going on , where the AyreWolvez are looking to buy BJ’s 19th Hole Sports Bar of Burley. If done, BJ’s would become the Reaper Club, REAPER CLUB LOGO and why would we want to open a bar/eating place?

This is part of the reason>>>>>>>finger licking good In essence finding Miss SAMCRO/HazzardCounty 2011.

Details at 23:00 Hours Monday (tonight) night.

Stay out of the comedian lane.

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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Finally in the right lane

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If ya’ll thought the crew here was at a dead end, your both right & wrong. Yes in both Bliss, Goons Ferry, and eventually Buhl we were stopped right in our tracks, and sinking faster than a heavy rock in a quiksand hole. Then came the day, I got together with A1 Towing in Twin Falls, and we as a company began take off to get in the right altitude.  With certain conditions that began to heat up, thought last winter to go tow in the snow here in mini Cassia, was on top of the list. Seemed every day , we were getting calls from here to Twin to roll over here to Burley. With that in mind two of Charley’s crew and I decided to begin sniffing around the Mini Cassia area, in thoughts of setting up a sub station of and for A1 here. However, while I dig Charley as a friend and fellow toewer, still being partner with anyone outside of SAMCRO-aka Knytes-of-Anarchy members or the club itself usually comes back around to byte me in the ass. So a bell went off in my brain that caused it to drain and I thought, why don’t I just set up my own outfit in Burley and immediate area? So I first went to a shop, in Rupert, found it was too expensive, but found that some crook who runs a taxi outfit here was sniffing around the same shop. First inclination again was to go halvies on that shop. So I declined. Then found a shop in Paul, still too expensive but the dude with the cab company wanted to do that, but again going into partnership with anybody you don’t really know is not something that a wize man does. Then the same day, on my way out of town to Buhl, saw a set of shops out on west main aka west highway 30 just on the peripheral of Burley. Called the guy, price was doable and thus one move forward. Then after a few weeks here same guy who rents us the shop had a apartment at the same price, so I inked that and will be moving in there, out of Mini Mexico Borneo of Rupert.

Then came the concept of what to call the operation. Something that would retain current customers especially our commercial customers, and yet open some new doors.

So my best pal at A1 in Twin, said why not just modify A1 with your old street name(Cooter) and thus Cooter’s A1 Toewing and Garage was born.

So we have arrived.

Now then; I have created a private company blog at www.cooterstoewingandgarage.blogspot.com as well as on FaceBook under groups. Only employees of and certain supporters of Cooter’s A1 Toewing & Garage, will be able to access that. As far as HazzardAyre here, I’ll be posting news as it becomes news of SAMCRO MC Idaho. But with things as cut throat as they are in toewing these days and all, plus internal 411 , I thought it best to set up a blog for the company, and as such only our company will know what’s up with Cooter’s A1 Toewing.

What is refreshing is this, at least, after better than 10 years of thrashing , hashing, worrying, not to mention relocating more than a band of Gypsies , is because of direction of Kahless, I have found my Idaho Utopia, and am in the thought of laying down concrete foundations here and living out my days here. Should never allowed that jerk from KPIH out of Pocky to con me into being part of his thing there, and yes I was warned, by a gal here that , moving over there was an idiotic mistake. But ya’ll learn. But I’m home now and staying put.

Next entry, the Hazzard County Homecoming Reunion West.

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