Your working all day, your best pal and you are sweating like a convicted LDS prostitute and through movement, you discover your pal, has bo worse than the outside of the Hazzard County Livestock Commission bullpen. How can you tactfully tell you pal, hey dude you need to hit the shower, without hurting his feelings? Had a co-worker today that needed to hit the shower something fierce. Yet he did buy grub so I declined , but whew, did he stink. Of course I understood, as his old lady gave him the boot, and not in a good way. With a no contact order for garnishment. However if Kenny shows Tuesday smelling like a dead steer, he’s going to the crew quarters and hitting the soap and water. In the Marines, if there was a guy that stunk, really bad, we got him in a tub of really hot water with lye soap and a heavy duty cleaning brush. The Corps taught me to scrub down at least twice a day. Sure there are tymez and places where in combat , getting clean is a challenge, but even going into a creek and washing off is crucial. Since many of us resided very close to each other both in the bunkers as well as in our aircraft. The last thing you really want is a dude that smells . Now as far as gals, been there, done that. Outside of her vulva and maybe baby her peds, her underarms and hiney will get to smelling too. A waitress serving you at the Wayside Cafe working around all that kitchen heat will tend to get bad body smell. Only this afternoon , eating taters and meatloaf, this one gal there that always gives me a stiffy, went to pour me a cup of java and I nearly fell over. Trashing my stiffy and entire image of her. Generally speaking, gals produce a different ph level of poor body hygiene. Guys are worse(Sorry guys) but she pews too and it can be serious whew, pew.
Last here. How many times have you clicked on a web site’s hotlink, only to find that the hotlink does not work. Or fails to load. Sure this condition can be the result of YOUR computer not having enuff memory, to sustain loading another page, but 80% of the time the bandwidth of your ISP will determine if you can load multiple pages. If all checks out, and it usually does, its the damn web site. To which I say to those who create web sites, make damn sure the damn thing works before you put it online.
More on this Tuesday.
Next time here; The annual Miss AyreWolf and SheWolf talent search.
L8R Aviators,
Quote of the day:
But what is the difference between literature and journalism?/ ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all. - Oscar Wilde
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