Sunday, May 5, 2013

The morning after

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Again there’s the morning after.

Previous night while many of you were tuned into us, Howard stern’ vintage programs were running , while the Knytes was having a short area officers meeting.

One of the reasons we met here at the Wolf’s Lair was so they could meet this latest candidate for an in studio intern.

When near 00:00 hours rolled around, she was no where to be found, but at least email she would not be here due to a personal situation that both I and the club happens. Just hope its not an excuse for bowing out.

When this newbie walked in she has the looks to make even Carmen Electra look sick. But lessons learned the package may be great, but I want to eat the cake, more over she may look good, but does she have the IT factor or as they say on American Idol, the WOW factor? Only time will tell. Unlike fast food servers or some other similar job, media especially TV and or radio is a time sensitive career. If your expected to be on the air, maximum of 2 hours before your air shift warning that you can’t be there is required. If your not prepared to make that kind of commitment, then an on air radio job ain’t for you. Other jobs or careers like this are like us in toewing. When your on call, your ON CALL, that cop sitting in that intersection, on an accident or wreck is expecting YOU to be there. If you ain’t, you get three tries, after number 3, you get moved to the basement of the call out list, and sometimes you never crawl out.

I’m not saying I’m canning this new pledge intern, but I’m not counting on her either. She shows up, goes through her probation or prospect period, however its determined to be needed. She does her job, is all we expect she’s making DAMN GOOD MONEY, she don’t its , thanks but no thanx.

Okay then, that done lets move on here.

Went to an insiders screening of the new Star Trek Movie, and I must say I’m floored. This new installment could make those Hollywierd types think of renewing the franchise.

You sit on the edge of your seat every single micron, every single millisecond, your thinking you have the next move figured out and it changes rather rapidly.

If you only see one movie this summer, this should be it.

My thoughts on the death of country legend George Jones, in the afternoon after Church, hopefully our new prospect will be here.

Keep it tween the ditches,

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Quote of the Day:
Passions are vices or virtues to their highest powers.
--Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Philippians 4:6-7“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”

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Saturday, May 4, 2013

If Jesus came up to you on the street would you ask him for proof?

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Oh you with so little faith, do you not trust ? Have you been hurt so much that you can’t stretch your mind and believe in one who is walking with God to help you?

I often consider this and its meaning.

A friend of mine was walking through Rock creek path the other day, and as we were doing so, a man came by and just said hello. My friend said, “My what a bum, look how he’s dressed” I just stated, what if he were Jesus, all humble in his robe were to come, shake your hand and say I’m Jesus, would you ask him for an ID?

Do we or have we as a population and society became so disbelieving , that if it were Christ could we just be smug?

For me in many ways, I will trust the man in humble clothing, that does not look like he’s showered in days, or whose hair is long, who’s beard or facial hair is matted before I will trust one in a suit and tie, driving a fancy Mercedes smelling like a French brothel.

But in others I seek proof of both loyalty and trust.

Thus the toe kiss in nylons, or the bringing in good news of an ad sale. Someone trusted in Both Dixie Diesel/HazzardAyre and the club, to have went out and sold a local business air time on our behalf, and brings in a financial offering. These things show me these people, are those that will do the tasks, and duties required of someone I and the Knytes allow into our inner sanctum. This sanctum includes the Wolf’s Lair, and of course the radio station.

After all if I get a toew call during a on air shift, I have to know that all that radio gear and computer etc will be there when I get back. I have to trust that, that person can continue on air just as if I’m sitting there.

No I’m not comparing myself with Jesus, as there is only one, but I am proudly one of his disciples, and I preach the bible and gospel of God every chance I get, I preach the words of our confederate leaders also as much and as often as I can, for God did bless our southern people more than other parts of this nation and other parts of the world.

Let me give you a parable,

2009, I put up on CL for an experiment an ad for in studio talent. A call came in from a gal in Jerome, saying she was very interested. I mentioned the nylon thing, her only question was , stockings or pantyhose?

She came in even at midnight in cold, snow, and freezing weather. We did many great shows, she’d come in with greetings, printed researched information for things to yap on, on air. But here is a major moment of trust and why she’s my ultimate person.

From the time I moved from next to Mirinda, to the office up the same street, the Gooding Post Office somehow lost ALL MY MAIL, including checks to pay for things . I had a need for freeing LexiBelle, from bondage. This sweetheart without a blink of an eye, knew I was hurting over this, and took money from her savings, wrote out a check to me for $700.00, and LexiBelle was free. This was not only a miracle from Jesus which it was, but this was a leap of faith to me, that entrenched her into the loyal inner sanctum of the Knytes. She simply had faith.

How many others if any others would do this?

These are the kinds of things I want out of my interns and employees, after all employees are not members, they do not do, the blood oath, they are not privy to attending our worship tents, but they do become part of the extended family of the Knytes. As such , mini tasks just to see if they are trustworthy and of our gifts to them are well worthy.

Like yesterday some gal emails me saying she’s all I ever need. Says she’s going to be here around 3:00PM, of course she’s not. A fuzz plant? Perhaps, someone I will trust ify, but it boils down to this, we need to trust each other, love each other as we do ourselves. Help each other as we want others to help us.

So again , if Jesus came up to you on the street and shook your hand and told you he was the so of God, would you want proof or an ID?

It’s 3:17 PM the intern applicant I woke up for is not here. Will I call and beg? No I did that once. As I know there are many who will in November after we go LIVE, and many who have trusted will be welcomed, the rest will need to prove themselves.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the Day:
The secret pleasure of a generous act Is the great mind’s great bribe.
--John Dryden
2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”

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Friday, May 3, 2013

Where Dixie Diesel got its octane

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Where Dixie Diesel got its kick was at a very small radio station in Price Utah called KOAL AM 750. KOAL at the time along with KUPI out of Idaho Falls Idaho, was running a thing called The Interstate Radio Trucker Network, aka ITRN. In may of 1997 ITRN was on the brink of bankruptcy due to a tax gig. They were eager to sell, and Dixie Diesel and the UAITA was ready to buy. So with a few hundred thousand, ITRN, folded into Dixie Diesel Radio that became the Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio Network.

That momentum has never stopped. Inspired by the Dukes-of-Hazzard, willing and dedicated to serving that hidden but vital community of the Interstate highway, mainly over the road truckers, towing professionals. is simply what Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio is.

Now for the female male host thing.

Many have criticized me for that, but it was not my idea. ITRN, ran a guy/gal host combo in its infancy. Our local example JOC radio had a Guy/Gal host combo, and gals who would phone in from all areas of the nation, reporting weather and road conditions, and yes even Howard Stern has Robin Quivers, for me its not to get a quick feel or make babies.

With truckers being of both genders today, as well as husband and wife teams, having the thoughts of both on air is not a bad thing. Hey, guys think like guys, gals think like gals mixed together it’s a dynamite combo, that truly works.

Next time, the birth of Dixie Diesel Radio’s cousin, HazzardAyre.

Until then, Stay Tuned.

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Quote of the Day:
For Sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds; Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds.
--William Shakespeare
2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”

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But hey I got an idea do it with trucks and trucking

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Every Friday, our beloved RFDTV runs this thing with old trains and railroad trips. While fine I guess, the episodes are at minimum two years old.

But hey RFDTV , I have an idea, how about we do a show about old and new OTR trucks, and the way it was in trucking's yesteryear? Lets show off those chrome girls that move this nation, lets show off the not so polished but able rigs, go inside the newer travel plazas , but also take a look at those old mom and pop truck stops, that served truckers first everyone else came second, and truckers got their coffee free.

Lets have a show that remembers those pioneering radio shows that kept many truckers awake overnight, as well as hauling bulls over mountain deserts and mountain ranges in deep snow. As well as look at new radio networks both standard radio and satellite that is in that cabs radio.

Radio shows that talked trucks, smokey bear hideouts, speed traps, weather and roads, and even talked smack of seat covers(women), NASCAR, where to get a free brew , where to stay away from. Much of which was pioneered in the mid 70’s to mid 80’s here on Dixie Diesel/HazzardAyre Radio and that tradition continues.

But lets go to the Overdrive Pride & Polish, and other trucking shows.

Oh and lets not forget those trucker TV shows and films of the 70’s, from Breaker Breaker, White Line Fever, to Smokey & The Bandit and my favorite, Convoy. TV shows as Movin On, BJ & The Bear, and a few not so remembered Highway Honey’s.

Of course truckers and toewing news, the latest in regulatory news, and just remembering when driving a truck was a kids dream, not a dreaded oh well nothing else job.

Let’s look back on the truckers organizations, The RoadMaster Association that became, the Independent Truckers Association, as well as those now modernized trucker magazines like; Overdrive, or Owner/Operator Magazine. Of course lets spotlight those still around, Like LandLine, published by the Owner/Operators Independent Trucker Association, or Dixie Diesel Tymez published by us here at the United , American, Independent Truckers Association that also is co parent of Dixie Diesel Radio.

And lets make this TV series new, up to date, and keep it current.

FamilyNet and RFDTV is good but ya’ll have a long way to go, but I’m open to doing this if ya’ll at RFDTV would just talk, instead of ignoring, but don’t despair ya’ll, Southern Steele TV will deliver just that, that’s one of the reasons we are searching for in studio radio eye candy, so some of these diesel dazzling sweethearts can dazzle you on Dixie Diesel TV.

That’s my idea.

L8R Haulers,

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Quote of the Day:
For Sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds; Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds.
--William Shakespeare
2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”

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Okay I’m tubby, but hey I love my Pizza and my milk

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I’m in a network break now so can write.

The situation of the lack of available female shewolvez to make my own in Twin  falls may have something to do with me being large. And while I try very hard to eat lean, I have my weakness’ good pizza, and of course that natures liquid, milk. There are hours I could drink a milk trailer dry all by myself in one sitting.

I’m not really fat, but as it says on my ball cap, not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine, applies. And that sums it up really well.

Let’s face it tow trucking or any kind of trucking, is not a profession that allows, much excersize , or fitness activities, and face it truck stop food, although they try is not what you’d call low calorie. Oh sure there are lean offerings, but your sitting there eating rabbit food, and your insides are looking at that ham, taters, gravy, corn, and the like and after a time its buffay time. I know the word is spelled Buffett, but buffett is what you tell your lady friend to do to your truck, buff it.

So then, got an inquiry from a some body saying she is what we need here at Dixie-Diesel/HazzardAyre Radio. I know heard this before, but nothing comes of it so not taking it too serious.

The lady person that does this, does not have to be a skinny mini, size two 38-24-36 blonde bombshell. Not even, what I’d like is to find someone that can put out of their heads that until mid month July, we still are in my house. Since even now I have not seen anyone or anything, that gives me any serious reason to put the entire studio etc in Buhl.

In Buhl in that studio/office there in a small corner is our STL Microwave link, a mini laptop computer, a relay and mini transmitter. On top there is a 5 foot tower with a Yagi antenna pointed to the big box over on Bell rapids. But the real on air here is done right from the house, and since we are only running syndicated right now until there’s a serious trained staff, that is as radical as I am, and the club, why go to the expense of doing this elsewhere?

As it is, I can sit in the studio, in my BVD’s if I want, do my shows. And who knows.

If just once a few gals pull their heads out of their restrictive butts, come to the Wolf’s Lair here, sit in on shows, then get up the gumption to go on air, with all our comedy bits and the entire package, then sure then there are grounds of going to that extra expense, of going over to Buhl every day to do the gig in a more mainstream way. But how many gals outside of our Nurse GoodBody, or Emme Lou, will come into the studio, here, and be wearing nylons and put her feet into my face, to do the toew kiss comedy bit, or who would if we are talking about the differences between humans and say mammals that smell each others butts to see if their ready to mate? How many gals are going to putt their butts in my face? These are bits I saw and heard by Howard Stern and have duplicated , but only at our Utah studio, yes we are there too.

I have yet to have anyone else outside of Ellie May or Emme Lou do that. Without a ton of questions.

How many can organize 24 gals for a Miss Dixie Diesel pageant? Or a Daisy Duke lookalike contest? How many can get the word around to their friends or tweet these things to friends to stage such things at the mall here? Haven’t met one yet. So why go to the expense of doing the studio elsewhere? Here at the Wolf’s Lair, by myself, from 6:00 PM to 5:00 AM, I do it myself LIVE, during the day we pipe in programming from Georgia, while I do my bit of towing and building custom trucks and bikes.

Why do both vocations? Because I will not allow what we do to just be a front.

It’s just like I promised the founders when the club that has the money to keep this radio op running, that if I stopped trucking or towing, I’d stop doing radio that serves those professions.

I saw all too many even legends in OTR trucker radio, go into the studio, in jeans, T shirt and chain drive wallet telling the gospel of trucking. That’s too phony. These guys at least most of them, have never been in a truck with 80 head of bulls in a 50 foot trailer in a rig, stuck in Spencer Idaho in 3 feet snow with a inside dual tire flat. These guys have never been in a white-knuckle ride down White Bird Hill, in a white out storm. I have, and I can bark about trucking and towing unlike someone who has never been in a truck can.

The same was that in our early days, but the two that were in at the founding of what is now Dixie-Diesel HazzardAYRE radio, are deployed in military service. So I do this at my living quarters myself. Oh yes I’d like to have the staff to do much of this, oh yes there is money from the club to pay them, but only after the applicants have proved themselves over at least 3 months unpaid as an intern. Before I turn anyone loose on air they have to meet our fight the system style radio, mixed in with the preaching of God’s word, and the education lessons of our southern confederate history. Once I have those kinds of people inside the op, then no problem but until, I just say to many, come by lets talk , lets see what ya’ll got.

Any way, got to dibbling off there, but it had to be said.

Getting back on air now,

Stay Tuned,

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Quote of the Day:
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
--Bill William Henry Cosby
2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”

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Not yet Live in Western Idaho except for syndication.

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I guess I should have made this more clear since there might be a few folks that didn’t get it the first time likewise newcomers.

When Dixie Diesel Radio fired for the first time, as Long Haul Radio we fired from a studio in my home of my mom & dad just outside of Hagerman Idaho that big house on the hill between the two fish hatcheries, that overlooks Oster Ponds there.

Back then we came off the hill at a whooping 150 watts from some transmission gear, and other radio gear salvaged from a high school in Lewiston Idaho. Of course by mid year 84 shortly after my parents had passed away, the concept by those much greedier than I decided I should move to Boise. So Long Haul Radio went into syndication.

Think of syndication as the factory, our media arm would produce and record, then on cassettes and send it out to area radio stations. Other radio stations we’ll call the delivery point. Those stations would then air the show at their own time.

In 1989, Dixie Diesel Radio as it is, launched from an outlaw station of ours in Blackfoot, Idaho. But again those much greedier than I sold our facility in Blackfoot, and I moved to Utah.

Of course as I related yesterday , this was 1995, the Dixie Diesel Shop had expanded and included both Cooter’s Kustmz and what is now Hazzard County Choppers, opened as Lone Eagle Choppers of Springville Utah. Understand I had no real interest for many reasons of ever moving back to Idaho, especially western Idaho, too expensive for little return.

Of course that big 1,000 foot antenna on top of Bell Rapids still sat, and all inside was there although gathering nothing more than squirrels and spiders.

I was nesting well in Pocatello, when the situation between a bikini bar bouncer and a supposedly job offer in Glenn’s Ferry brought me west again.

Once out here thought by the Knytes, let’s fire this radio gig back up.

After a zillion letters, phone calls, and mucho paper work, we had the operation put back together except FCC License filing.

No filing windows or opportunities were available. So we started working on getting the station streaming. Except, there is NO ONE in western Idaho smart enough to do that, so that still is in construction stage.

Then notice of an October filing window opens, meaning applications for licenses pending will go first. Ours will be granted first, followed by many others.

We have been lucky in that the FCC has allowed our two channels to remain ours, both channels, 105.7, Buhl Idaho and 105.3 in Malta Idaho, as well as the next expansion of 93.7 American Falls.

By mid February 2014 we look to be fully back on air, with much more juice than we ever have had before, 250,000 watts of clear FM radio celebrating, educating the powerful voice of today’s confederacy and the preservation of southern culture and history.

KDXB will be our call letters in Buhl, KDXC in Malta, and KDOH in American Falls.

But Dixie Diesel is us, and Dixie Diesel remains heard from coast to coast on great radio stations across America through live syndication.

Now if we can just find cover girls for the website.

That in my next blog entry.

Now back to the show.

L8r Haulers,

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Quote of the Day:
Life is hard. It’s even harder if you’re stupid.
--Anonymous
Romans 12:12“Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.”

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The settings they forgot on the computer

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Okay so computers and such services as Facebook don’t have to go piss or shyt. But how about a gotta go to the potty setting?

Not just a brb, or sleep mode, just a gotta go grab mail, or heck grab more coffee to see the screen setting?

Of course there is the needed by nearly every male corpuscle, married or not, the “ Wipe off the computer key board of semen” after watching porn on your computer? Don’t lie ya’ll know you do it. Even if you have that wife, you still get a hard on, after watching some gal peel off her stockings and showing you her butt that no real woman is going to let you play with anyway. Your still watching porn.

I view porn in a mild way, but there are some that I watch that are so vivid, even from YouTube, that well even though not on keyboard, its on the floor.

Course after that there is the wash hands of KY Jelly oil, and scum off your hands, after all going double dipping of Skoal after you pumped your heart off, after all, the KY and scum don’t taste none so good.

I could go further but that’s getting dirty and I wont here.

How about the gotta go to store for more Skoal setting? The let the dog out setting? Or let the dog in setting?

The sleep setting is fine, but you have to log in, and go back to the page you were on, and resume whatever it was that got you so jacked up for in the first place.

How about a simple pause button?

Of course there’s those fonts, that nobody knows where they get the names for from.

WIN-XP had Calligraphy fonts, WIN 7 don’t. Even in Bitmap.

The list goes on, but it seems as much as we move forward in computer tech, the further we go behind. And how about my little friend that until its offered again , I’m not buying Windows Office, good old>>clippySometimes the only fun I had at the office/studio all day was making him do tricks, and talk. Always wanted to make a feature film of Clippy, like the return of Clippy, or Revenge of Clippy, just never could find (still can’t) get a illustrator to do him justice, could you imagine? Of course the origin of Clippy is still a guarded secret. Microsoft will never tell, on XP they had a form of Clippy in the little dog, in the search bar. If you right clicked on the dog it’d scratch behind his ears. Some say it was Microsoft Bob that put that together. But I miss these little toys.

Of course there is the noise that comes out of cash registers here in my area, at Oasis, Travel stops, that goes Ah-Oh, if someone makes a mistake. I’d like to get something like that, that’d go, “ Ah shit” if you made an error.

I miss these toys.

Back when I started computing on WIN 95, and into 98, there was a app called comet cursor, unfortunately there was Malware involved I came to hear , but you could have a cursor, that looked like a radar scope, an airplane a race car, or my favorite a Klingon Warbird as your cursor, rather than just a arrow. Then Microsoft had a hand, that became available on both ME, 98 and XP. Called the Old Fashioned Scheme , with the barber pole instead of that damn hour glass. What happened to these things?

I can’t remember the name, now, but there was one that really had Malware inside, that I didn’t know, but there was this one that had a ugly Gorilla that’d talk to you.

How about taking the junk out of those programs and make them available again, especially my little buddy Clippy>>clippy2I want the little feller again.

Any mile gotta get fed and get ready for tonight's radio show. Trying to get an interview I saw from a friend this afternoon of Enos, but no worries, we’ll have our own interview if my friend can set it up once we have our phone bridge put into the board.

Set up a page for Dixie Diesel Radio, as said trucker radio done Hazzard style.

More on that overnight.

See me on the radio,

Stay Tuned

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Quote of the Day:
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
--Herman Melville
Romans 12:12“Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.”

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