HazzardAyre

Monday, December 30, 2013

I woke up this morning not trying to clear my mind, more like holding my head.

I had one of those mysterious nights. The first came when I sat up nearly, in my sleep, reminiscing of the days of living with cousin Bud. I felt he was looking in on me, and I could hear his foot steps on the carpet. Thing is cousin Bud has been dead for 6 months. Now this could just be a farce of my imaginary subconscious or it could be that for some odd reason the double crossing no a count, prick that was entrusted with the money of my Mom & Dad’s sweat and mine as well, improperly invested it, squandered most of it, and is why I’m in the mess I’m in today. The remembering of the first go around of taking $80,k and buying a place in Price Utah once, would have gave me economic security today. Or the shot that rebuying the place near Hazzard, when we easily could have, even on a contract, would have been preferable to having to suck off the guvernmint hind teat today. The only damn thing cousin Bud did right in my opinion was allowing the last few hundred thousand bucks and some relics of aircraft of my Dad’ to become AyreWolf Aviation. So any kind of emotional feelings outside of pure anger although I forgive, but still angry is my feeling for Bud, and yet there he was. I think. Then once I got my mind unwound from that and it took a bit to do that, I started having and I don’t call em dreams, as dreams are wishes my heart makes, and neither is any of this, but I started looking at my XYL Janice. From the word go that wasn’t a very solid relationship. First there was the incident over my co-anchor on the air Robin, Jan did not like Robin one bit or very little. The first complaint Jan had against Robin , is I bought Robin some fashion shoes with the lace that foamed around the ankle. Jan was tee-owed. Jan’ reasoning was I never bought her shoes, no but I sure as hell bought her kids a bunch of shoes and threads on the opening act. Then there was the hot bod in Clearfield , Debbie, who I gleaned from research into 1-900 numbers. This Debbie remains in my mind as she was the only gal in my life, that made me orgasm twice in an hour. That never happened with anyone except Deb, the fact that Deb bought me steak and lobster and all, if I’d have been smart, I would have dumped her right then. Then there was the thing of the final stage in Bountiful, hey I needed to get some physical contact Jan weren’t getting it done, so hey I did. If I’d have been smart, I’d have stayed right there in Montpelier, worked my business and forgot about her. Including her maladjusted children.

But why I was thinking of these two I’ll never know.

Okay then, a new week begins.

The Knytes had a very serious weekend Sunday meeting here. Decisions were made and I’m thinking good, but need some tweaking and need to be thought out more. But for the short term, the club is at the point of doing the office/studio in Ogden, establishing HazzardAyre Radio and all there. While trying to save some face and not look like a whipped beta wolf running away with tail between our legs. Getting a office at least if not another sight for a club house, if nothing else. Hey the first 10 as it really is, were here in this shitty little valley. Initially the thought was both Buhl, and Hazzard itself and that’s still on the boards, but I saw something up on Addison next to Smith’s that just might fill the bill. In either case, I made up my mind to get in gear and get, me out of here right after the 10th or so of February. There is nothing left at least for me personally. I thought maybe a lead or two on a personal SheWolf was going, but one can’t be bothered to really being one and taking the first step on coming down to Twin, to meet. Something about her car not running good enough for a long road trip. Here’s that definition. I pay to bring her down here , that’s that explanation. Thing is I ain’t.

As far as family here in the valley , sure I have some distant kin folk over near Hazzard, but the only time I hear from them is when something is not humming right at the transmitter tower site there next to their crop land.

The next thing the club brought up is this guy whose parading around in a TV show Cut.(Biker Vest) , with the SOA reaper and all on it. First the club is looking at suing the dealers and distributors of these TV show knock-off’s , next stripping this cut from the guy wearing it. Sure it’s a great thing to wear a T shirt or something from your fave TV show, but when you wear a MC , Cut, that you did not earn, that you were not voted to be patched into, your asking for trouble. Real trouble. I myself really , I’m a bit easier going, but there are our members and rival club members not as understanding. They just asoon shoot, stab or otherwords eradicate anybody not of the club wearing anything of the club. That’s another one of those little things that differs between us and the Dukes. The Dukes-of-Hazzard is for many a TV show for us it has deeper meaning, but overall it’s a TV show. Wearing stuff from that TV show, nobody cares. The biker community, of which I’m proud and honored to be part of, but our community, is one that holds true to symbolism, traditions, honor, and pride. You go wearing stuff that you didn’t earn the right to, or are challenged by a rival club and there are two others here, Brother Speed, and Hell’s Angels are here as well. We each mind our own stores and hold church in our own ways, we respect territories, and don’t clash. But let a none member wearing a Cut, slip in, that person is deemed to be killed, or exterminated.

Any mile it was a great meeting, I’m still hungover from it, so its three Goody’s and about 3 or so more hours in bed.

L8R Ya’ll , keep it up on two wheels.

Quote of the Day:
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
--Herman Melville

John 16:33““I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.””

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Sunday, December 29, 2013

Are we the only ones getting things going?

Every day I open my email inbox. I get requests from people to be new hires here at HazzardAyre. Problem is most have no idea of how to even be a radio personality. There’s a vast wide separation of those who are button pushing DJ’s and radio personalities. Over the last 40 plus years that I have been in broadcasting I can count maybe 10 people that are close to that label, and only 4 that truly are radio personalities. Those 4, are of course, starting with my idol, Robert Smith, to you he is WolfMan Jack. His segueing between records, comedy and just making all tuned in feel better about life, and get together with that special gal was ultimate. The next was a comedy jock named Dr. Demento. His comedy yes a lot racy , but really funny. Next, Um whah. I pushed the edge of censors, and bigots and said you say she don’t I know she do and I’m reporting on it. Playing full albums without NO commercial breaks, looking into the cabs of trucks, in the bedrooms of those teeny boppers through their radio, and so on, I got good, grew out of this market went to California, then Arizona, and back here to Idaho, simply because I got the hots, for a tight twat, that thought she could use me for cover for her escape from the law with her ah cousin(fiancé) . But when I move , its not just me, its three companies that need moved. That’s why I’m heeding the divine warning. Move HazzardAyre to Ogden , and yes I’ll let Laura at Comcast know on Monday, but I stay here residence wise, commute between, keep DixieWolf Toewing here in Twin Falls, and in May or June, then move should I need, to. But I’m getting off center here. The Knytes/AyreWolvez, will be outsource hiring of just under 300 new employees, between Idaho Falls, Boise, and here in the tragic valley. AyreWolf Aviation will be hiring 20 new hires, in 2014, and that’s the short list. Many of our jobs start double minimum wage, right at $20.00 as a base pay check. Add to that the Hazzard County Mini Nationals here in Filer at the Twin Falls County Fairgrounds, the AyreWolvez AyreShow, in Blackfoot in mid 2015 all done on the club’s dollars, no Travel council or other grants, and yet I see its always just us, and wonder why its just us, all the time. Friend of mine and one of only 4 lady patched club members over in Gooding is rolling out doing massage with these new essential oils. That sounds like one hell of a out of body experience. One of her friends is heading this up, thing is , if both of them took the time to truck over here to Twin , they could be doing duty in the clubs office here. Yes we are going office, news of where, Monday night. Again are we the only ones doing anything. Are we as Knytes of Anarchy the only ones that are real, and progressive? The answer is no, but here in the Mountain West , yes. If you want to understand our leadership, and politics, look up Sons of Confederate Veterans, like wise tune into online, our partner radio station, www.dixiebroadcasting.com

Any way , then I get this gal from Boise, something about her car not running well enough to come to Twin Falls. The gal says she is curious about ye old Wolf here, if she wants the old Wolf she needs to come see me, not the other way around.

Sure her pic is of a of age woman, but how the hell do you know, it might be some teen looking for an escape, it might be a undercover cop looking to catch someone , simply for looking for a mate online. Naw I have heard a thousand times of guys going up to Boise, Nampa and that area, you pull up to McDonalds to meet your gal, and your surrounded by cops, and your nose is on the tarmac. Bullshit, I got way too much to loose,.AyreWolf Aviation just got some serious money plugged in over the weekend, and will be building a facility at the Gooding County Airport. We are expanding to not only farm chemical application aviation, but to building and rebuilding military warbirds, from nose to tail including avionics. Of course DixieWolf Toewing, coming in behind that, and a taxi cab company in Burley. All of which means, I’ll be damned if I’m going to Boise on a meet and greet of a maybe baby personal SheWolf, only to be looking at the fuzz. Bulls breath. I’m going back to school in May both for regaining my pilots license and upgrades of my earned ratings, hey I’m using my Marine benefits. In short by the end of 2016 if not before, it’s my goal, to be able to tell SSI, thanks but no thanks don’t need you no more. To tell IDH&W bullshit. More over whether its Sherry or someone I meet at Salt Lake Community College, while getting back in the air, and getting my MBA in Business in management and marketing, I plan on being in a nice home with a good woman, so Sherry or whoever, you want a real male or a wimped out geek? I’m the real male.Oh and yes I really deliver.

Any flyte, calling an early night see me on the radio in the morning.

L8R Aviators,

Quote of the Day:
He who does not prefer exile to slavery is not free by any measure of freedom, truth and duty.
--Kahlil Gibran

John 14:1-3“[Jesus Comforts His Disciples] “Do not let your hearts be troubled. You believe in God; believe also in me. My Father’s house has many rooms; if that were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you? And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am.”

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I may be thee: Highway Hooker , but I don’t do cold.

Thank you for a great show last night without ya’ll I could never do it.

Every night I squeeze myself into this truck seat, turn on this console and jump inside your radio. As your trucking and toewing loads and toews, we are together, but are we completely together? Many of you will say yes, but do not just blindly follow me, or the Knytes and our pitches of southern independence. Go to the Southern Liberty Store, and buy the recordings of the lectures and study materials. Then pray about it, you’ll start seeing things from a much different place.

Okay then, pop promotion. This is a place where the club and HazzardAyre has lost ground, if it even was there in the first place. The reason I bring this up and why we must start shaking a tree, besides the relocation of HazzardAyre’s HQ, from Twin Falls to Ogden, we also have two events coming up on us. There’s some choices, but one is not even been extended to us, and that is from KMVT and AgriAction. Granted it’s a great farm show, AyreWolf Aviation has wanted a booth there for many years, but the last time we got involved, there was a big , I mean BIG , Latham emergency as they called it, $2,500.00 was paid, never refunded. And the fuss has made it to where that’s not a battlefield we need to be in. Be that as it may be. The Boise Roadster Show, the Utah AutoRama, and the Utah, Business-to-Business Expo, will come late February, early March. While I haven’t heard of a member going taking a rig, bike or rod there, still if we were to have a table or booth there at one or two of these, spotlighting HazzardAyre, it could generate some contacts and that means money. So we really need to go find a honey or two, do up some good still photos, and get em on giveaways, like , mousepads, cups etc. Anything with the name on em. We might even get a calendar done, if we get this shot and out to PCS . Of course, while not an exhibitor still as an attendee , I think it’d be sharp for myself and one other wing person to go with, to Vegas to NAB, this year. Sometimes you can talk some vendors in delivering a product or two to test.

Any way just wanted to roll this out this morning, thanx again for supporting the club and me by tuning into HazzardAyre.

After I catch some sleep, I’ll get into some other serious thoughts. Be looking for that around 15:00(3:00PM) MST.

Until then truck em easy.

Quote of the Day:
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
--George Santayana

Saturday, December 28, 2013

AIRWOLF THEME REMIX (+playlist)

No longer holding my head, just worshiping porcelain.

As I get ready to fyre up the box tonight to venture forth on this excursion that could easily be called Coast to Coast FM, but formally HazzardAyre, I am once happy the studio, is here in the house. Since last night , my brain has drained where its not as tender although anything too stressful I’m avoiding. But the chili I bought has long since become sewage going somewhere. Since about 18:00 hours, nothing stays down but hey the show must go on.

I’m now reflecting of what happened all last night. Funny still never got my wick wet, but hey its Tweaker Flatts and western Idaho. After all the gals don’t want their pastors and Bishops to know they were out partying of Friday.

The fashion trend that we keep fighting for is about 70% on, and less off. But the off part is what we’re trying to cure. Its not so much a thing of sexual alluring, its more about fashion class and self esteem. The very first, thing I notice always when I first enter a bar or similar establishment outside of corner dives, is how many gals are wearing skirts, or at least nylons under their pants. The fact that some gal took the time to go to the trouble of wearing stockings means she cares about her stuff, is proud of her curves and not ashamed of it. It’s a known fact the wearing of stockings or hosiery is for us male corpuscles. It wasn’t that way years ago. Pantyhose was worn for fashion sense yes, but Pantyhose was also a way most women could suck in all those extra pounds, and veins,. Today, spanx and such does that, even these phytness body suits. Makes you wonder how much of a bad surprise it is when he gets her home and she pulls all of that off, that it all plops out like biscuit dough from that Pillsbury roll. At least with stockings even pantyhose at least access to what we all like to begin with, can be gained through a pair of small scissors and removal of that cotton panel.

The next thing I noticed from last night was all the empty lines that all too many guys were barking out. Have you ever noticed that in just about any bar the hottest gals in there are the ones working there? From the gal mixing drinks to the servers, the real take em home and play, is the employees. Which is a near mission impossible, since they have heard every come on line and every invite lie out there. Not saying it can’t happen, but basically speaking its so rare, that it borders a press conference when it does. It’s like taking home a gal from a skin bar, or bikini club, getting one of those hotties to go home with you rates up there with winning the lottery. Slim and none.

Was looking over the ideas of the designs for the new studios in Ogden for HazzardAyre. We already have a good mixer, broadcast mic although a powered one would be good, two cassette decks etc , and our cd players. But for aesthetics sake and just my own nostalgia, I’d like to have one of those old of course inside rebuilt, but I’d like to have an old GATES console. Rotary pots, lever switches , and those two big black boxed mounted right on the front VU meters. That warm glow late at nite on air can creates some real voodoo magic. Add to that, two racks, of Carts, and a vertical stacked three slot ITC Cart machine. Not only are these old skool tools great for quick items like intros, noises and bits, but they just look great on video, which HazzardAyre will be . As far as the fidelity that’s somewhat in the sky, but I love those old rigs. Add to that two big TEAC or SCULLY reel to reel open deck tape units, and that’s my studio. So I’m doing a bunch of EBay and other searches. When most big stations went computer and digital, most stations threw that stuff out, for those that didn’t and have some of this in a storage shed somewhere, I’d love to get a hold of it. Then of course and even tonight it’d be a gift and in a way I might just do that. But the only automation I want in this studio, and on our station is the pipeline importing Dixie Broadcasting. Past that the rest of the time I don’t want automation. I want someone at least preferably two in the studio live 24/7/365. A guy and a gal, broken up as 4 six hour shifts, 3 not including me and one gal rolling the highways and skyways overnight with me. That was one of the things that we demand at HazzardAyre, to get back to what made true real radio. I caught a thing in Radio Ink, the other day, about how there is a real decline to the quality of radio. Local radio. It’s a morning rush, afternoon if your lucky news hour, evening rush or drive. The rest of the time the studio is empty and just a satellite program being piped in. Real true all the time LIVE radio is nearly gone. The goal of HazzardAyre even though online as well in two years over the air, is to have LIVE people at all times in that studio. That way even if it is a 4 hour time difference between us and the east coast etc, no matter the time factor, if Joe Smoke in a rig at a truck stop in Portland Maine or Portland Oregon, if he emails, or calls in for a song request, he’ll get it. Not a no answer or voice mail saying call back tomorrow. Since the automated show is the only one playing. The personality gone home, and that trucker really is pissed thinking they really don’t care about me. I am one of a dwindling few that remembers, Charley Douglas, Dave Nemo, Bill Mack, the Truckin Bozo, and others. They kept their listeners there, because they were LIVE. At least for the first 4 hours of their 8 hour radio runs overnight, then it was just recorded and a rebroadcast of the first 4 hours. The idea of a 24/7/365 OTR truckers radio show is to warn of accidents , in climate weather etc. Entertain and inform, that was the goal. When our parent organization bought the remnants of both the Interstate Radio Network, and Utah’s JOC Radio, the foundation was and remains so to be the voice of the trucker, more over as it is today the Confederate Independent Truckers. Everyone it seems has went satellite, or such, FCC sheepskins are harder to come by. But the idea is to make sure that no trucker is left in the cold. No biker, ignored, no pilot flying deaf, and well, you get the idea, that’s the goal of HazzardAyre/Dixie-Diesel, Radio.

Any mile need to get off here and get ready to gain the altitudes of the airwaves, see ya’ll on the radio.