Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Any body want a job?

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So Rick and Jeff comes over sezz, ya’ll wanna go snag a brew , bring in the new year? I said WTF, and went. So I’m sitting there on my stool, not wanting yet to intermix, don’t get me wrong, recruiting for talent for the club’s eye candy projects is one thing, those come over(well most of the time) do the gig, and split. No shake down or pecker trails to be found. However on a personal level I’m as shy as a turtle, all I want is my brew something I can lip sync with on TV, and some food. I could not go up to a hot gal, and say anything if my life depended on it. Sounds funny don’t it? But its true, professionally I’m as cocky as a prize fighter, but on a up close and personal basis, they need to approach me, then the ice can be broken. So this one gal about a 7, comes by looks first, then turns up her nose.  I think she’s stuck up, naw, Rick sezz, bro you stink. Okay so true I need to do laundry. Its not a matter of lazy or poor, its when have I had time? More over going to the public washing place, I can’t handle boo-whoo whoo, for very long before I get up say shut the kid up get in a fight so, I been looking for a simple housekeeper. One was real good, I had a point last year when even though I wanted to pay her, she hadn’t left me her hours, or how to get in touch to pay her. I’m good, but I ain’t God, or a warlock, I can’t just wave my hand and boom there she is. Then I had another, that flat lied to me, tried to rip me off for much more than her housekeeping wages. Hey the club and I pay a damn good wage for honest good work, but don’t try to stiff us. That just piss’s us off then its adios sister see ya’ll round the galaxy.

So in the AM if I can going to sneak off to get some fresh smelling threads. But if there’s any body out there, not too sweet but a good attitude, honest and needs a job douching out the club house here. Ya’ll know how to get in touch.

More on the overnight got to get back on air, but Happy new year ya’llHAPPY NEW YEAR

L8R YA’LL

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

AT THE END OF ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER YEAR

AT THE END OF THE DAY

At the end of another grand fracking day in Tragic Valley, Idaho. Only good thing that happened today was some honey came over to interview for a pin up talent spot, that I think has potential, but the question now is will she return? Will she be responsive? And will she have the enthusiasm for real as she had as when she interviewed here. She forgot to leave a phone number but here’s the part reason, my next door neighbor got into a dick waving contest with our new talents guy pal, don’t know why, but there is a growing problem here that I’m putting under the knife for 2014. The office here will be way the hell up Addison, as for me my fat little butt is going to be in Utah. I’m hoping I can train our new talent in a month, because as I told her, the only times I want to be in Twin Falls or forking Idaho after I move to Utah, is to do a shoot, photo session, or if the damn office is burning down. Besides that communication between me and Idaho will be through two people Erin, our Miss Nurse GoodBody and our new pin up poster gal. Past that I’m flat tired. Every damn time the club, or myself start crawling out of a pit some jackass has to stick their nose in it. Sure I’m sick of CraigsList postings for our needed talent, but where do you call or go in Twin Falls for talent otherwise, THERE IS NO DAMN MODEL/TALENT AGENCY in TWEAKER FLATTS. NO None. It’s taken what a year and a half just to find one with some spirit, but history has taught me not to get all excited. Since she ain’t here, until she’s here, for longer than 2 hours. Our gig is not a come in shoot forget. It’s a learned gig, and one that is more than a spot model job but a doorway into a career. Better than working at Jimmy Johns.

But getting all of this in a limited view, and narrow focused community is about like putting socks on a rooster, sure you’ll get it done, but it’s a real mess trying.

Sure I know certain people are going to throw a hissy fit, over us rolling a talent call again, even worse getting some on board. But they do not know all the people involved now. So its don’t open your mouth to spite your face until you know everything . I know Charlie’s better half is going to throw a fit too, but shit in a month or so, my ass is outta here so, I really do not care. I’m getting this done. The motto of both a Marine and a Confederate, and together a Confederate Marine, means we don’t know the word no, or can’t or quit. Its called Hazzard County tenacity. As long as I’m not doing grab ass, I ain’t breaking no judicial law.

So I sent our new gal an email to retrieve her phone number and set a time on New Years Day for a stop and go meet, but no response. Will she? Hope so, but I ain’t chasing after her. She knows the gig, if she wants it, she’ll show and tell. If not oh well, when we begin shooting video come spring with pro models and talent, she’ll be here.

22:00 hours, two more hours and and I don’t care if it is the end of this dorking year, and the beginning of another, since the beginning of 2014 isn’t going to be much different, than 13 was, but after February it will be a new year.

Until we truck the cyber slab, in 2014 keep it trucking on all 18 and try not to miss too many gears.

L8R Ya’ll

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tHe eVe Is UpoN Us.

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The eVe is Upon Us. It is New Years Eve and like many I have been reflecting on the past year. And it has been one that I’m truly loving to see in my rear view mirror.

2013 started off like crap. First Charlie’s better half was all bent out of shape about the club using the apartment here for a club house for the MC. Then in February came the tirade over auditioning on air talent and eye candy for pin ups, calendars and all the rest. What started Jenn being piss’d was some gal Jenn knew auditioned we turned her down and this Jenn was piss’d. Since then the bridges have been rebuilt and she knows the MC a bit better so there’s no more of a problem, but it was a no thrill ride for the first 4 months of the year. Then came April, we thought for damn sure we had the old Hot Rocx bar here in Twin Falls from which we could bring the Reaper Club from off TV into real life. Just as we were about finalize on that the old bag in Burley who owns the property renigged so, that went in the manure pile. The price was right and a search is ongoing now for another space if nothing more than to save face , but hey why say yes when you mean no. When it comes to crap like that, ya’ll know a woman is in charge.

August came and AyreWolf Aviation was flying fighting fires over 80 % of the northern Idaho Mountains, some with some heavy Hollywood A list stars properties being threatened. Since I couldn’t be in the cockpit, I was running supplies between there at four base camps and Twin Falls as well as Boise. At the same time organizing everything to get ready to file on the FCC LPFM window, by October. In that I was able to secure Cable-One Internet, which no matter the claim is no where near the claim. 70megz my ass, 70 down maybe and that’s on a good night at 02:30 hours, when most of the none truckin population is in bed. But it ain’t 70mgz up, 2 to 4 mgz if your really blessed. So I dumped them, and would not pay the bill, they did not deliver what they promised or what they advertised. No how no way. But at least the peanut gallery here kept the cable hooked up so I could get this years season of SOA, and American Horror Story/Coven on tape.

November came and we missed the filing date for the FCC LPFM, but were told a full power station could be filed on mid June, but we’d have to have all our ducks in line or the Feds would upchuck it. So we got through. Thanksgiving came and although grateful, for the invite to Charlies for supper Thanksgiving Dinner, I felt like a 5th wheel. So December finally came. Did three escort runs for A1, thought I had this in the bag but never happened at least continuously , then came the big blow out at the MC, the main President was killed an an accident, could not tend with operations of the club, and an emergency election came. The result? New President of the MC, his first order, get the MC out of Twin Falls. It’s not the rich field to plant the seeds of the club. So we began searching Utah. Since the MC’s Prezz lives there it made sense. Now understand Utah has more properties under $600.00 a month than anywhere just about in Idaho.

Which brings us to the close of 2013.

The new year will find a district office that will be staffed by one of our pin up talents. I myself as of February 1st will be living in Utah, with the entire Hazzard Syndicates office there. With the resources to make not only that main Charter’s operation richer , but will help to expand the Tragic Valley’s sub charter. 2014 will see HazzardAyre running full force, plus many of the restrictions and troubles rendered useless.

Until L8R

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Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
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Isaiah 43:16, 18-19“This is what the LORD says— he who made a way through the sea, a path through the mighty waters, “Forget the former things; do not dwell on the past. See, I am doing a new thing! Now it springs up; do you not perceive it? I am making a way in the wilderness and streams in the wasteland.”

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Monday, December 30, 2013

We can do better than that and that’s why we are.

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So I’m on the air here, had a family emergency so the afternoon guy was not able to be here so I’m pulling a double air shift, thank goodness I ain’t got to talk much.

So was tuned into a lecture from Dixie Broadcasting and up came a promo for a SOCV Coffee Camp, when I tried to get to it, found a 404 kaput notice, link don’t work, so I thought we can do better than this. Which is part of the delay for launching our operation. Before I get to that, understand I have the highest degree of admiration and praise to Ray and his crew there at WDXB and all. His bringing to the mass’s and us bringing it to you via his web site, over our network, but Ray has done a phenomenal job. Its been said that the highest compliment is imitation, but we’re not just imitating, but taking what he’s doing, mix in a bit of Hazzard County spirit, along with rebel fight the system attitude, and rolling it out. When we accept an advertiser, they are fully screened. I want and demand their claims are true, that their website if they have one really works and no unseen or hidden charges. Then and only then do we put em on air. Now considering our ad rates are more than competitive is an understatement. The fact that it takes no more effort or outgo in money for me to push the button once or a 100 times , means for a flat rate of $100.00 a month, no extra fees, no extra charges, that advertiser gets on the air as many times as a day will allow. This enables the small business person to be able to advertise , rather than just the few with deep and deeper pockets. Radio itself is undergoing a tremendous change. The medium is growing from terrestrial or over the air, to online and on demand radio. We are taking that on with a fever. I think right now that we have a great team, with Richie, Eli, on board, 2014 will be the year that HazzardAyre Radio goes up and kicks butt on all comers and challengers. We’ll move from just syndication and piping to AFRN to the rest of the public. It means a global market rather than just here in the Tragic Valley of Idaho. But as its that time of day and our evening shift kicks in, I go to resting some. Have a interview with a potential eye candy pin up , so will be just pushing buttons. But overnight we’re kicking butt.

Until then, See ya’ll on the radio.

L8R Ya’ll

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I woke up this morning but I’m going back to bed

HAZZARDAYRE BLOG HEDDER BILLBOARDGood Morning

I woke up this morning not trying to clear my mind, more like holding my head.

I had one of those mysterious nights. The first came when I sat up nearly, in my sleep, reminiscing of the days of living with cousin Bud. I felt he was looking in on me, and I could hear his foot steps on the carpet. Thing is cousin Bud has been dead for 6 months. Now this could just be a farce of my imaginary subconscious or it could be that for some odd reason the double crossing no a count, prick that was entrusted with the money of my Mom & Dad’s sweat and mine as well, improperly invested it, squandered most of it, and is why I’m in the mess I’m in today. The remembering of the first go around of taking $80,k and buying a place in Price Utah once, would have gave me economic security today. Or the shot that rebuying the place near Hazzard, when we easily could have, even on a contract, would have been preferable to having to suck off the guvernmint hind teat today. The only damn thing cousin Bud did right in my opinion was allowing the last few hundred thousand bucks and some relics of aircraft of my Dad’ to become AyreWolf Aviation. So any kind of emotional feelings outside of pure anger although I forgive, but still angry is my feeling for Bud, and yet there he was. I think. Then once I got my mind unwound from that and it took a bit to do that, I started having and I don’t call em dreams, as dreams are wishes my heart makes, and neither is any of this, but I started looking at my XYL Janice. From the word go that wasn’t a very solid relationship. First there was the incident over my co-anchor on the air Robin, Jan did not like Robin one bit or very little. The first complaint Jan had against Robin , is I bought Robin some fashion shoes with the lace that foamed around the ankle. Jan was tee-owed. Jan’ reasoning was I never bought her shoes, no but I sure as hell bought her kids a bunch of shoes and threads on the opening act. Then there was the hot bod in Clearfield , Debbie, who I gleaned from research into 1-900 numbers. This Debbie remains in my mind as she was the only gal in my life, that made me orgasm twice in an hour. That never happened with anyone except Deb, the fact that Deb bought me steak and lobster and all, if I’d have been smart, I would have dumped her right then. Then there was the thing of the final stage in Bountiful, hey I needed to get some physical contact Jan weren’t getting it done, so hey I did. If I’d have been smart, I’d have stayed right there in Montpelier, worked my business and forgot about her. Including her maladjusted children.

But why I was thinking of these two I’ll never know.

Okay then, a new week begins.

The Knytes had a very serious weekend Sunday meeting here. Decisions were made and I’m thinking good, but need some tweaking and need to be thought out more. But for the short term, the club is at the point of doing the office/studio in Ogden, establishing HazzardAyre Radio and all there. While trying to save some face and not look like a whipped beta wolf running away with tail between our legs. Getting a office at least if not another sight for a club house, if nothing else. Hey the first 10 as it really is, were here in this shitty little valley. Initially the thought was both Buhl, and Hazzard itself and that’s still on the boards, but I saw something up on Addison next to Smith’s that just might fill the bill. In either case, I made up my mind to get in gear and get, me out of here right after the 10th or so of February. There is nothing left at least for me personally. I thought maybe a lead or two on a personal SheWolf was going, but one can’t be bothered to really being one and taking the first step on coming down to Twin, to meet. Something about her car not running good enough for a long road trip. Here’s that definition. I pay to bring her down here , that’s that explanation. Thing is I ain’t.

As far as family here in the valley , sure I have some distant kin folk over near Hazzard, but the only time I hear from them is when something is not humming right at the transmitter tower site there next to their crop land.

The next thing the club brought up is this guy whose parading around in a TV show Cut.(Biker Vest) , with the SOA reaper and all on it. First the club is looking at suing the dealers and distributors of these TV show knock-off’s , next stripping this cut from the guy wearing it. Sure it’s a great thing to wear a T shirt or something from your fave TV show, but when you wear a MC , Cut, that you did not earn, that you were not voted to be patched into, your asking for trouble. Real trouble. I myself really , I’m a bit easier going, but there are our members and rival club members not as understanding. They just asoon shoot, stab or otherwords eradicate anybody not of the club wearing anything of the club. That’s another one of those little things that differs between us and the Dukes. The Dukes-of-Hazzard is for many a TV show for us it has deeper meaning, but overall it’s a TV show. Wearing stuff from that TV show, nobody cares. The biker community, of which I’m proud and honored to be part of, but our community, is one that holds true to symbolism, traditions, honor, and pride. You go wearing stuff that you didn’t earn the right to, or are challenged by a rival club and there are two others here, Brother Speed, and Hell’s Angels are here as well. We each mind our own stores and hold church in our own ways, we respect territories, and don’t clash. But let a none member wearing a Cut, slip in, that person is deemed to be killed, or exterminated.

Any mile it was a great meeting, I’m still hungover from it, so its three Goody’s and about 3 or so more hours in bed.

L8R Ya’ll , keep it up on two wheels.

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