Friday, December 16, 2011

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Could have been worse, but not completely sure yet. Looks like LiL Lexi’s gear changing problem might be due to the hydraulic master cylinder not the clutch. After going through 3 cylinders still will not maintain pressure so further work needed but, might be that is all it is.

Okay then, Big Lexi has developed a leak, in the fuel delivery system, not a hose but perhaps a hole in the tank under one of the saddle straps. Fixing that today.

Did you hear? My old buddy Howard Stern is going to host next seasons, America’s got Talent. That’s right , according to sources at XM and all Old Howard is taking that queer English dudes place(yippie) . Already there are sponsors and so called goody two shoe types lining up to fight the gig for Howard.

The gig, is worth $20,million in Sterns pocket, and the show went as far as to transplant itself all the way to NYC from the original hq of Hollywierd. Just to satisfy Stern. My only question is; How do I get one of these 20, mill gigs?

Hey Simon, put me on there too, will ya? I can take Mandell’s place, (lol).

Just shows us rebels can succeed too, huh?

More Rat Patrol Files l8r in the day.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau
Luke 1:46-47, 49“[Mary’s Song] And Mary said: “My soul glorifies the Lord and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior, for the Mighty One has done great things for me— holy is his name.”

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

Some unfinished business

Its been said b4, by those much smarter than I, that to ignore learning, is to become more than ignorant, and more like completely stupid.
If ya'll thought you knew the history of our beloved southern culture, ya'll might be surprized, at what ya'll didn't know.
That that we have established connection, I urge you fellow Confederate patriots, Knytes-of-Anarchy members and those who care, log onto www.dixiebroadcasting.com go to the listen here now hyper link, and tune in what ya'll learn will amaze you.
Until L8R
Cooter

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I don’t know about ya’ll but every day I get at least 8 or more inbox messages from newsletters. Some I have subscribed to, some not so much. Unfortunately most of them contains stuff they whoever wrote that newsletter, covered yesterday, the day b4 and/or even last week. Even last month. The goofy thing is they have a staff, and bookoo bucks doing their gig.

Here at HazzardAyre, there is NO PAID STAFF, there are volunteers of the Knytes-of-Anarchy, that do engineering on the electronic infrastructure that keeps HazzardAyre Radio on the air and HazzardAyre Gazzette in print.

In the Mountain West of 7 states there is a membership population of 5,000 in the Knytes-of-Anarchy, dedicated to one thing, keeping this nation free, as well as free of oppression. Regulation that prohibits growth, and prosperity , and disintegrates liberty. All too many of our ancestors from the deep south and even a few on the other side of the Dixie line, fought all too hard and all too many died defending Freedom and Liberty on American soil. Not that in other nations or defending a gas pump or oil well but on American soil.

To be able to accomplish these goals depends on the ability to deliver prudent and decisive information every day. Some times disguised but delivered none the less. Few of the south get in the tent with Yankees, but still Yankees vote, and why not make some of these Yanks, Confederates? That’s the mission of the Knytes-of-Anarchy, and I want to say this here as I close because some people have accused me and the club, of being racist. In fact , there be no application of racism in the club, just as in reality the war tween the states had nothing to do with slavery. The Knytes-of-Anarchy does not care if your black, Chinese, Mexican, or Cardasian, Vulcan , Andorian it don’t matter. If you believe in our principles and ideals, then your welcome to become a member. Of the Knytes-of-Anarchy, whether you ride or fly or not, it don’t matter. If you believe in the ideals of Southern life, you belong in the Knytes of Anarchy.

Until Friday.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is. - Chuck Reid
Luke 1:30-33“But the angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, and he will reign over Jacob’s descendants forever; his kingdom will never end.””

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

From the What Up ? File.

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Can you imagine a world where people did not watch TV? At least in TV’s golden era? Case-n-point went down to the local Albertson’s here. My bill came to $2.22 I responded yea like Room 222. The old gal had never seen Room 222. Are you kidding? Then I asked my PSR if he ever saw Love on a Rooftop or Love America Style, I only hit on one when I mentioned Laugh IN. But he said he had never watched it, are you out of your mind? I thought. These were TV staples one and even half hour quality shows, many repeated now on Nick @ Nite and TV-Land. Hell RTV(Retro TV ) is based on these old classics. My PSR had never watched the Monkees nor Friday Night Videos. Or Burt Sugarman’s Midnight Special with my radio idol WolfMan Jack. How could anyone not have seen these shows?

Then I think , remembering a line from Smokey & the Bandit, that went, “It depends on where your standing in this nation , as to just how stupid you are” Even so, how could you not remember the classics of TV? Most people remember SWAT, Starsky & Hutch, even Adam 12, But few remember the series b4 SWAT called the Rookies. Or Mod Squad. How can you not remember Peggy Lipton on Mod Squad? Many wet dreams were the result.

So I ask What Up with that?

It’d be like asking a journalism student if they had ever heard of Walter Cronkite. If they said no, you’d know this student is in the wrong class.

What Up?

Its times like this, that as much as I love the deep south of our nation, that I think about moving to Canada. Why? Real liberty.

L8R

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Quote of the day:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - R. D. Laing
Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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It’s called Swimmers Ear. Which makes hearing just what you’d think, that your head is underwater like when your swimming. While I have had this condition b4 and subsides over a week or so, its getting more often.

But how to get rid of the condition? Who knows, but at least I can finally eat again. That damn weird tooth I had, finally dislodged during a early morning donut session. Get this, no blood, poured out , nor did it hurt. Am I glad to be eating solid food.

I have said this b4, but it needs be said again. In this modern day of computer technology and all, there are things and or sites that are dependable, then there are sites that are little more than barely legal fishing sites. Such as Merchants Circle.com . Once you sign up with them the want YOU to let them build YOUR web site. Bullsbreath. Ours is going to be made out of state, in Georgia by the people running Dixie Broadcasting, who better? Right? But even if you do join Merchants Circle, if ya’ll don’t let THEM build your site, or want to upgrade, to something that costs money they still wont let you access the so called FREE account you established with them.

Again Bullsbreath.

There is only one truth in this nation, Southern Truth, becuzz, Northern Truth is still a lie. It was that then, b4 the war, and after the great war, and its still a lie. I cain’t wait to see this nations capitol in either Georgia or Alabama. Not DC.

Do you know how to cure Swimmers Ear? If ya’ll do email me and let me know. Its not real painful but makes hearing in stereo a chore, likewise makes keeping your equilibrium a real challenge.

How do you know that the firm your dealing with is any good. This goes back to Merchants Circle, as well as such outfits as Angies List and others. Its free to research to a point, but to comment, on the service or to really gain attention on any of these, means digging out the plastic money. I don’t use plastic very much I have one, but it has limits. Determined by the state, not me. Outside of that, nope no credit card. Why? Simple; its too damn easy to run up a credit card bill to where ya’ll cain’t pay it. That’s part of this nations economic crisis. Too many , including the Yankee Government has overcharged itself into debt. Like these so called credit repair outfits, ever notice that first, unless its credit card debt they don’t want to talk to you. Second ya’ll better have at least $10,000.00 in credit card debt or again, they ain’t interested.

L8R

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Quote of the day:
The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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Press Release December 13, 2011 - No call, no text, no update behind the wheel: NSTB calls for nationwide ban on PEDs while driving

 

Press Release December 13, 2011 - No call, no text, no update behind the wheel: NSTB calls for nationwide ban on PEDs while driving

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As one who is on the roads and highways 70% of the time and one who sees first hand the consequences of distracted driving, which is not just property damage , but even death or serious injury. I have a cell phone, but while it is on, I act like I cain’t hear it I have designed my ring tones so I know if its something important or can wait.

If its important, I stop when and if I can, and take the call, if it ain’t important, it’ll wait till I get stationary. My life, the lives of others are too important to disregard my driving. While it can be argued that big bad Smokey is using his(her) computer in motion, what Smokey does or don’t ain’t me. Or cb’s , CB’s don’t require eyes off the road. The safety on the road for me and my cargo is too important to be fartin around with some damn mobile phone. Much less text. Course there are folks who eat, shave, or women puttin on makeup while driving. Again no thank you.

If your going to drive stupid stay off my highways.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - John Benfield
Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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This would make a great movie

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If the crap that seems to happen to me all too often , were not tragic in their own rights , it’d make for a great movie.

For many of our younger readers, the cartoon character Ziggy might be strange.

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I came to the realization that this albeit a cartoon character , was about me one day chowing down at a place in Wendell Idaho years ago, called “The Filling Station” . On the wall was a pic of Ziggy walking out of a cafe and it was raining just on him. I could relate.

The crap I have endured might have something to do with a southern person, being transplanted not once but twice to the freezing cold of Yankees mostly Idaho. Once at age 11, when Mom & Dad, learning that an advanced learning program had been put together in Hagerman Idaho. I was light years ahead of my own peer group so Mom & Dad moved here. Problem was, by the time we got here in 1971, that programs federal funding was shot and thus the program was kaput. Thus we moved here for nothing.

Then at the end of my service to the USMC was up in late 2004 albeit active reserve, I was going to Wyoming not head in the mud Idaho. Once I got to Wyoming, found that my rebel ways were not appreciated by some, and got twitterpaited over some bar skirt, who convinced me to move back here that in reality was her running from the Wyoming law.

Even so, beyond that and the being against the wall, I have persevered. The proud Hazzard County Knytes, grew up and we reformed as the Knytes-of-Anarchy, which is still taking baby steps. Our media branch that hailed as Southern Steele Media was reworked into being Confederate Star Broadcasting, and hovers over both HazzardAyre Radio and the newspaper by the same name here.

In late 2009 we reached the shores of Gooding Idaho , restarted the Ayre part of HazzardAyre as AyreWolf Radio. At first the gig went good, then our bean counter got worse with his diabetes, and had trouble making payments on time. Then came that month when the confounded United States Postal Service lost all or most of mail, thus two checks went missing until it was too late. By that time we had gotten booted from our studios, gear stored, and we have been rebuilding ever since. However if those who had signed onto being new employees were to have stuck with it, and helped raise the funds to bail the radio station , then, the voice of today’s confederacy would not have been silenced.

Over the last 6 months it has been one damn thing after another, first, Cuzzin Bud goes into a near vegetate state due to his diabetes, with him not being able to sign checks bills got behind. Over time they got paid, but I have had to pay the late charges out of my earnings here at Hazzard County Choppers/CooTer’s Toewing.

November was a real headache , since all the rework of bean counters. The bills got paid, but the new bean counter had not yet been authorized to get the funds for December. Something to do with the Social Security Administration, not filing a simple piece of paper. This has meant I’m in a real pickle, since while everything was paid the utility bills that makes up water and electricity, is due. I bought myself some time, but December 23rd, if the bill ain’t paid, off goes the juice and water. Which means due to a Yankee government screw-up I’m going to freeze. These kinds of mistakes are why years ago , the then Hazzard-County Knytes, now the Knytes-of-Anarchy, joined forces with the Sons Of Confederate Veterans, to help cure the illness’s of the Union Yankee Government. There are too many untrained and uncaring people working in important government agency offices, such as Social Security. While I’m all for, busting my ass for what I get, and eat, the USA Yankee government has stolen much of what anyone including myself earns. Its not taxation its theft, pure and simple. This needs to be changed and its not going to come from the Republicans and nor the Democrats, its only going to come from the Confederate National Party, and the United Confederate States of America. That’s why our group does what we do, to preserve the liberties that so many have fought and died for. On both sides. As crooked as he was old Gen Grant himself , I think would have sided with Gen Lee, if he’d have seen what has become of this nation.

If you really want something to wipe your butt on, dig this. If you try to get off Social Security and into the work stream, you cain’t not without giving up the SSA cushion. While over time I’d like to give the finger to SSA, if you work you cain’t. I had a fairly good job with a local farm company here running taters, albeit at $6.00 after taxes. I’d have made enuff to cover crap like I’m in now with the power bill, but nooo, SSA said quit or loose benefits. What I’d rather see is a time frame of say oh , I don’t know, say 6 months or a year, of being able to work, get your feet under you then say adios to SSA. That would make sense. Stay on SSA, for a year or 6 months while working a job, then you could heal financially b4 they cut you off. That makes sense, but common or otherwise sense is not in the view of the Union Yankee Government.

Then for December, just as the rest hit, the clutch in LiL Lexi goes out. And I have to figure out how to pay for all of this, plus rent and all out of $1,000.00 a month.

Sure the club makes money , but that’s the club, IT AIN’T MY MONEY!! I have to struggle just like all American’s. Sure most years , in toewing we got snow this time of year. This year has been dry, no snow, no toews , means low dollars.

With it all, wouldn’t this make a damn good movie?

The answer in an upcoming entry.

As I close, Confederate Star Broadcasting, will be broadcasting the programs of Dixie Broadcasting(www.DixieBroadcasting.com) Its not just a southern movement, but a needed national movement.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo Galilei
Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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