Friday, July 20, 2012

Women know by their noses

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A recent episode of Manswers on Spike, gave me cause for a search.

The segment in that episode dealt with the subject of the best fragrance to attract women. Especially hotties.

The manswer was that the smell of another woman was the way to a gals heart if not to her bedroom.

The scent is not that of perfume, or the site of cosmetics but that of her vulva area. Seems that the scent of her secretions arouses the urges in women unlike anything other scent, including bubbling pheromones.

Of course going online, was a waste since little was gained. There were minute bits of information basically q&a’s from Yahoo answers and two dating sites. But nothing concrete.

Of course I have heard although never experienced it, that some guys like getting pee’d on. But would that carry the same scent? Or would the scent just be that of urine, not the ammonia scent that is of the vagina?

I know from my own experience that female sweat up to a point is not as potent as a mans due to ph levels,. I also know that such areas as the feet both in and out of synthetic hose does not smell bad, in fact can ignite passions beyond the minds ability to absorb them, but does this work in reverse.

Does the female nose and olfactory senses detect the aroma of another female?

Further study needs to be done, will report on Tuesday.

Been awake too long, see all on Monday. Taking the weekend off for rest and recuperation.

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Don’t make no difference where your at. Once you start getting somewhere people come out of the woodwork.

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It don’t make no difference who ya’ll are or where ya’ll are at, once you start getting somewhere or gaining traction with your action, Folks come out of the woodwork wanting a piece of it.

Celebrities get this, once that first album or single hits the numero uno spot on the charts and they make serious green stamps, folks who they never knew and relatives they had no idea of show up at the door with hand out. Folks who win the lottery know this, once they snag a big win, again anyone they ever owed even a tiny penny to, shows up.

Example, some local car dealer dude, that I been trying to get to give some tow bizz to me, that I bumbed $20.00 to back last March somewhere, that I completely spaced off owing all of a sudden shows up, wanting that $20.00 . Of course I ain’t got it, no pay day till next week, but thing is why didn’t he bother me a few weeks hell months ago? Reason, few were taking HCC and us at SAMCRO seriously. Now all of a sudden we are gaining some traction action, here he comes.

No problem I’ll pay the guy, but what about having long ago calling me for some repo action? Could’ve paid the debt, much earlier, don’t ya’ll think? The guy could’ve taken the $20.00 out of the repo tow fee, paid me the rest all done. No, but now hey .

It’s just truly amazing.

Had to drop that on ya’ll.

Still giddy over Lyndsi, I think she’s going to make a great addition to the club, the company and a relief on me. As I’ll have someone I can delegate authority to, as well as with the ad and all talent she can gather for us, make some serious green.

But watch even then, more that said we were done for will be on hands and knees, wanting, but the answer will be , sorry. You slammed the door on us, then now we slam the door on you now.

Nuff said.

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GITTIN-R-DONE

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Call it the gift of a special toy that a kid gets on Christmas day , or call it a breath of fresh ayre, what ever ya’ll want to call it, having our new operations director Lyndsi on board now is making me all giddy.

While as in times past of just cresting the hill, only to slide back due to the not being of the trusted LDS seal of approval. And not wanting to count the chics b4 they really go the full mile, is in my mind, I’m beginning to think that the events that led up to this point were not necessarily an accident or coincidence. More like a guided direction.

First I meet this kid across the way from the Wolf’s Den here, he introduces me to another kid, then introduces me to this super hot sweetheart that has I think the rebel spirit, gets me to thinking we are Gittin –r-done , finally.

What am I going on about here. Finally with Lyndsi’ involvement the on screen on air talent can be recruited both from the young to older gal projects can be completed. That the events that both the Knytes and AyreWolvez have been working towards for so many years now, just may see daylight. That the ads in EasyRiders, and others will get done, and in print. Nationally. That in studio on air female talent as co-hosts LIVE radio will really git in the studio, and be on air.

Okay, $50.00 an hour ain’t much money, but hey it beats what many make tending a cash register at Mr. Gas, or serving grub at McDonalds. Considering at shows and on TV air time is paid $100.00 you put that together that’s a damn good paycheck. More over somebody who deserves it.

Remember Sisters that, it’s the combination of the club, its supporters, sponsors etc that pays those checks, its not just me. But when somebody screws the pooch as we say it in Marine aviation, its me that gets what ever screw up taken out of my wallet as well as my hide, so I’m depending on ya’ll.

Okay, so here we have the light at the end of one damn dark tunnel, again I’m praying that its not another train coming at me. But dig this, I think this gal has the moxy.

To answer the rest of your questions so far, no the toew kiss was not administered at this interview, nor was she dressed in Nylon hose. but, I’m sure she’s willing to do so. If requested. Could I have found another Robin or Ellie May? Don’t know yet , but I think so.

Let you know next week this time.

Plus you’ll be hearing her on air this next week, starting Monday afternoon.. She wont be LIVE since as it is RIGHT NOW, I have to record the shows afternoon and air quietly at night considering I have paper thin walls and sleeping neighbors on both sides that are asleep nights.  This condition of the mission, will be remedied come mid October when we finally move into the formal studios, down town yonder and that is if nothing else stubs its shin. But dig this, fellow Knytes, Lyndsi says she’ll move to Boise with us if it does go ary and we relocate the media werx there. Which means HCC in Burley functions here, with Ricky running this show, while Lyndsi and I do media work in Boise weekdays,. And I can come down weekends to get greasy here at the shop in Burley, knowing the radio gig and all is running at WARP speed in Boise with Lyndsi at the helm.

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Every guy I think has that one thing that a gal wears or does or perfume she wears that knocks him off center. More over turns a strong Alpha male into a tiny pup.

Maybe it was destined to be this way, considering as far back as age 7 from whatever start, the look , feel, texture, of a gal in nylon hose became my kryptonite. SuperMan had it, even the Dark Knight had it when it came to the temptious CatWoman, even she was leggy if ya’ll remember, the original was always my undoing. She had those tight outfits and those ankle boots, with spiked heels, and this was in 1967.

Of course for me at the beginning of my towing career and it is a career , had this in the mix. I saw an ad on a Yellow Pages banner in 1976 that read, we don’t want your arms and legs just your tows. So the thought was how to make that slogan kick. Literally. So I started becoming more familiar with womens legs more than I had been. About this time the market was getting even tighter in Idaho or my part of it going towing in the greater meaning Hazzard(aka-Hazzard) Idaho. I was still towing as Highway Hooker Towing, so how to do the thing up without it getting slutty.

So I went into private gab sessions with a pro in modeling in Boise, the last real agency in Idaho.

Her view on bare legs was taboo. She wears nylon hose, step one. Okay, that seed planted. By the time Highway Hooker Towing went into being my radio show and the business became the Hazzard County Garage after our rebuild of OUR General Lee, meant getting this on TV meant doing it up Hazzard County style aka Daisy Duke. In the realm of the Dukes, CBS had a mandate of that if Daisy was showing that much leg , she had to wear nylons, it was just that simple. Over the years I became enamored over the fashion of nylon hose on gals which is my kryptonite.

imagesCA4WBPF4Does this make me a freak? Perhaps, but I’ve seen worse, and have known even worser.

So with that in mind dig this, IJUSTLOVETOEWSWe really do love toews, which is the two words toe and tow scrunched together.

With that in your grips dig this, and we go at it each year. As you may know or not know, Bo Duke is the founder of the Children’ Miracle Network. Raising countless dollars for children’ hospitals nationwide. As a Duke fan group, in part, we try to raise money as well.

Last year we did this in Utah since no local talent could be found, we raised nearly $10,000.00 for Bo’s kids. This year we’d like to do even better. So once again the search goes out for the right set of small feet , dainty toes that will wear nylon hose that I put lips and nose to for setting the record, of just how long I can stand to do that. Pledges of money for each minute come in and the club, radio show gets publicity but most important Bo’s kids get needed money.

Interviewed a gal yesterday for a human resources manager, in charge of talent recruitment, training and placement. More over she will be the Studio Manager and assistant Program Director of KTOW/KDXB. Lets see if Lyndsi has the toes that will be in hose to carry this tradition on.

Could we finally be turning the corner?

Let ya’ll know tonight on After The Show.

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Breakaway

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Great horney toads, and dog my cat, what ya’ll look so hard for may be under your feet, ya’ll just gotta look. More over network.

Not always the most credible still there are people out there , even some Yankees that you can glean product, service or resources, from that you might not have thought was around yet can be found.

Just like yesterday, had my two new hangarounds start prowling for tush and bush for poster girl candidates. Hey Knytes never give up. So they bring this one over who has at surface the right attitude, but does she have the moxy? Who knows , but we are looking further. Any mile, so she has friends. Which rolls into the realm of the condition of the mission, that no matter how much a gal tells you she don’t have friends, she does.

So says Lindsey that indeed she has friends several that are models. Okay, so we gather by the river see what leaves fall from the trees.

Going back to pink yellow and black.

The old memories of that paint scheme I saw once on this movie called Moving Violations had such a paint scheme. It was hot , looked groovy and did the trick. More over something that can be seen at night when working roadside runs. So worked this up,

pink lady It ain’t the most different, but she’ll get attention.

Saw a condition of a mission, yesterday online from TR FootNotes. On their FaceFart page was a banner that deserves all of us in toewing’ attention. The next guy or toew gal COULD BE YOU or one of your crew.

561163_10151041297709655_1966807320_nOften we are called upon to work toew scenes that are on the edge of traffic. Yet many motorists do not slow down, or move over to allow us to do our jobs more safely. And with the ability that we can go home at night. 

Currently Idaho does not have this law as something that’s enforced or mandated. Yet should be, Just about every state around us does. Utah, Wyoming and Nevada have move over emergency zones or recognition of said law that is citable. In Idaho no. As a pro toew organization we intend to get such a law rolling in Idaho’s legislature next session.

If you approach a toew scene, give us the room to work in safety.

The number of those of our Toew Bro’s and Sisters, who have lost their lives in the line of duty is staggering. Its really shocking that the motoring public, have no idea of what can happen.

I had a very good friend loose his life a few years ago in Utah. Just b4 they passed their move over law of which both the Utah State Towing Association as well as the Knytes helped to get enacted.

Have no data for Idaho, but this could happen in Idaho here , if it hasn’t happened yet.

This is something we all should get behind.

Remember this poster>>>> 561163_10151041297709655_1966807320_n Like I said the one dying could be you.

Stay Tuned.

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Thursday, July 19, 2012

Ah for the love of the old Confederate ways

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There was a time in America especially in areas like Podunk Cassia County Idaho or even Hazzard itself that greeting someone who just moved into an area was common place, or if you just moved in it was an insult if you didn’t walk up to a few neighbors and say howdy. Stuck out a hand, bought a beer and shot the talk or just sat and watched the cars rust.

If you found a neighbor who had something in common, be it music or movies or hell even hot rods you went and began to tag around and share that interest.

Heck just being friendly.

Not today.

If you sit on the porch folks think your eye balling them to do something evil, if you approach someone with an extended hand they greet you with suspicion. If you offer a young person like the gal I lived next door to in Goons Ferry a cover photo job, folks think your shooting porn, or have some odd evil purpose. Or if it’s a young kid, it’s a situation that extends all the way to people thinking bad of you.

Where I live, and not for much longer by the way, more on that in a future blog, entry here, there are two guys, one who does groovy lazer light shows, that I’m bringing on board as a video producer. On the other side, is a guy who has a super clean Dodge truck that anybody would be glad to drive. Their success in living here at the Powers of Burley? Shut the damn door, Lock it, and do not intermix with these mentally challenged, people that also live here. Here at the Powers, you keep to yourself , come home, sleep, eat , crap, go elsewhere.

Sadly our world even our nation has grown so suspicious and critical as well as simple paranoid that it’s a wonder we can even go to the grocery store and be pleasant with each other.

One walks into the store and just says howdy to a lady, and her guy thinks your making moves on his lady. Tipping your hat , opening a door, and just a simple hello, is not taken as it was hell even 10 years ago.

I get chastised , by my PSR for not going out for a walk more. Shoot , I try , but I go out in the truck somewhere, that few if anybody else is. Then take my walk. Sure the life of small town rural Idaho or America is not for everyone, but I can remember being more in the take a walk notion in Salt Lake City than I am here.

There’s a line from one of Allen Jackson’ songs that goes something to the effect, of doing a lot of front porch sitting, thinking, and just doing something as easy as reading your Bible. The difference between people who read that Bible and practice what’ in it, is the difference between Yankees and Confederates. We believe in what’s written down there we practice it. The verses that reads , if you see your neighbor or fellow man and he’s hungry, feed him, if he’s cold and naked, clothe him, if he needs a place to sleep give him your bed. While the latter might be a bit out there, If I have it and another needs it worse than I do, I help provide.

The young girl in Goons Ferry, that I lived next door to. She needed to make some extra bucks for school supplies. Sure I could have hired outside talent that was a pro model, and ultimately did, but I said sure she can work for us. Right away the evil thoughts ran rampant, and it was he’s a molester or something. Excuse me? She had a need, and I was just being a Confederate Christian trying to help. No difference in my opinion if it was hiring the girl or if her dad needed a job, or service that I could provide free. I would and do, that every day. I don’t know how many what I call welfare toews I do, but it’s a bunch. Yet I’m a bad guy. Yet some of those same people can’t even pony up a can of Skoal once in awhile when I’m running low? However a deed done from the heart is not to have a response or payback its just to extend the kindness our Lord gives to us. This is the difference in just reading the Bible, and practicing what’s in it.

That’s the Confederate way. It is old skool to be sure, and yes there are circumstances that require a bit of closer look, but have we grown so far from what our Lord taught that we can’t say , can I help ? In some way?

One of the things that Nurse GoodBody did, and ya’ll know the story, but her extension of that one kindness endeared her to me for life. So I try to pay it forward as well.

When this Union, finally reaches to the point of being able to embrace the old Confederate ways, then, I’ll stop being so mean.

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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Its just not that easy unless I and or the rest of the club knows you, don’t ask to join.

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Every day or just about every other day, I get at least two or three requests from someone on FaceBook or similar to join the Knytes or one of our sibling groups. The fact is, its just not that damn simple. For one to be in the club, the club has to know you or have knowledge about you. First your introduced to the club by being a hangaround do odd jobs, help in projects. That takes anywhere from 6 months to a year. After that your raised up to be a Prospect, short for prospective , member. You get a little more responsibility and authority, but no voting privileges nor benefits. You in both cases pay monthly dues of $75.00 a month, on the first of the month , every month. This can last up to two years. If by then we like you, you’ve proven loyal and your honor is intact with the club, and dues fully paid, you pay your $400.00 yearly dues, go through the blood ceremony, then and only then are you a patched member. Nothing short of that . The only way around that is if someone already a patched member knows you damn well and you have paid into the treasury of the club somehow. Outside of that these rules apply. So hey if that’s you fine be a hangaround, but quit sending me friendship requests on frigging FaceFart.  The friendly open arm welcome we once had no longer exists. A few abused membership rights and even tried to defraud the club, since then membership even hangaround , is by our invitation only, but not yours.

The only reason we even have a FaceBook page is so that our membership that cain’t be here at the founding charter HQ can know wuzz up. The rest is for us, and us only. Guess I need to close the welcome door.

Okay so your walking through the food store or the Mall, you see some hot seat cover and think dang I’d love to poke that, I’d make it last all night. Truth is 70% of us , especially if its been awhile, is done after the first three minutes , needing to recharge.

Now the situation is different for guys who have known their gal for awhile. Since she’s always there, most of the time, you know her, she knows you, the concert in the bedroom has the same songs, so you can hold off for at least 5 minutes. These guys and there’s only been what two that can hold off ejaculating. One was famous for that even had a pepper shaker named after him. The rest of us can practice some restraint, but scents and feelings amongst other factors can have us off faster than a alky drag racer , while women who need a bit more time is like a diesel engine, slow to get warmed up and started, but once you do they can last a long time. trouble is the amount of guys who can hold off longer than 5 minutes are few.

But you want too. Especially if its some hot young thing or some near starlet somewhere.

For me and the subject came up the other day, about messing with younger gals. First I have a cut off at age 18, anything younger than that , no way for legal and even moral reasons. However its not that the situation has not presented itself.

I remember this young tween I met once in Buhl when I was courting Kathy Adams there in Buhl. She was a hot young thing, smelled like tranquility and felt nearly that way when she’d try to snuggle. But I never allowed it to progress, wish now in some ways I’d have, but I like being on the outside not inside, know what I mean there? Then there was this trainee intern that was some damn 15 year old in Jerome, her mom saw one of the few talent ads that the Slime News allowed us to run, she signed up this little blonde thing. Oh sweet as sugar, and she damn near threw herself at me. Thing was I saw that rock falling.

So I got outta there. Even so when it looks of age but ain’t it can be tempting.

Any mile, big day Wednesday, so it’s the bunk.

See ya’ll on WyldAyre

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