Sunday, May 5, 2013

Runaway paranoia

HAZZARD AYRE WINGSCaptains log

Race track skills for driving in Twin falls Idaho are a must. If your not driving your ride like you stole it , you’ll get run over, crowded out, and pushed against the wall in this case the curb.

There’s an old saying that one of our staff in Utah directed me to, it goes, you can lead people to knowledge , but you can’t make them think. Now beyond church where you’ll find a number of people that will shake your hands and greet you. Many say they trust you, but Bryan Bacon did an experiment a few weeks ago of the time to consume communion. He said can you eat from the same bread as the person your sitting next to? Imagine in the time of Jesus, sitting in the cave or dwelling, breaking bread , the only loaf and passing it around. Back then there wasn’t any handy wipes or disinfectant bottles. You ate or starved, but if you did eat and was satisfied, you trusted the person next to you, to not have just stuck his finger up his butt, or fiddled with his crotch. So everyone was challenged not to disinfect, but know what? Not one except myself and Pastor Bacon , did. every one else took out their germ free liquids, do you really trust those in your church? If you can’t even do that how are you going to trust them to pray for your soul or for some special needs?

It’s just as it is here at HazzardAyre, we have been searching for what now? 5 years at best, for some gal whose mind is not afraid of expansion or absorbing a new idea or set of ideas or knowledge, such as the history of our southern states, or confederate heritage restoration. Like this evening, there was this gal who pitched that she was just the right gal for this job. After I mentioned best time to get a feel for what we do is when I’m hot, or LIVE on air. Said I’d be here at 21:00 (9:00PM) she ought to swing by. It’s now 22:00 hours, (10:00PM) okay going to some guy’s place that you don’t really know late at night might be spooky for some, but Ellie May did it, Emme Lou did it, Robin ,(Miss Dixie-Diesel 1993) did it, and now Robin is making upwards of $500k a year as a marketing director of a large big rig truck manufacturer. But she had the gumption, to roll out of a warm bed roll over to the studio, that was really abandoned area of Rupert and we’d do radio.

Outside of Ellie May, Miss Nurse GoodBody, Robin and I had a almost telepathic relationship , I could be thinking on a topic or a thing for the show or station, and without a phone call, or anything find ourselves both at the studio, ready to do what we both were thinking . She was special. Always hold her as the standard all are measured against. Like Ellie May, I mentioned the smooch on the toe thing, without a slight twitch or 80 questions, she went home, put on her stockings and was back at the studio. In Ellie May’s gig, only question on the phone was pantyhose or stockings? Hey I always thought they were the same things. In both cases it was spontaneous, no request like now lets check out your toes, it was just a point in the show, off came Ellie Mays boots and in my snoot were her webbed toes,welljusthush There was no big deal. Both in a studio, late at night from midnight to our 5:00 AM run, and we all made a great team. There was no hesitation.

Yet for the life of me, and all I can say is, there must have been some real weird shit happen by somebody else long before I got here that did something similar and scared every woman in town. Must have assaulted someone really bad. Those who know me know what the toe thing is all about, its both a comedy bit and something that I use in my vehicle recovery company. Its also an extreme test, if a gal can come into the studio, and just off the cuff make her toes in hose up against my nose, then her mind is really open to exploring things in a not so usual way which is what we do here.

Now I think too, can you imagine if the Bob & Tom show were really produced and done live here in this valley? Especially Twin Falls? Imagine Howard Stern doing his show here live. These women couldn’t do it, wouldn’t do it. No matter how much you paid them.

While my show isn’t as racy as Stern’ some of our gigs get really close to that marker.

This is what’s finding women to co-host my shows with an open rebel radical mind is all about.

Will we find em here? No, but it’ll mean hiring from out of state, but I do declare, Paranoia does run rampant, you might even call it Runaway paranoia.

Looks like Al Quida won, after all. No he didn’t blow us all up, just took away all too many peoples ability to pull their heads out and try to do something new and creative.

More L8R now on with HazzardAyre/Dixie Diesel Radio.

Stay Tuned,

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Quote of the Day:
Nothing is too high for a man to reach, but he must climb with care and confidence.
--Hans Christian Andersen
James 5:16“Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.”

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Can I have just one that is a pro radio broadcaster

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Just once when I open my email account and see someone eager to be a on air person, that she’d be a real , honest, to goodness, pro, radio person, not a fast food, or beauty school drop out.

Damn a real radio person, that I could put to work, that could side up to me , like Robin Quivers does to Howard Stern, just once.

Look Stern wasn’t the first shock jock on radio, to go big time. First there was, WolfMan Jack, then came Doctor Demento, then yes sadly or gratefully depending on your view here came I.

Doing radio out of the normal religious and political, restrictions and saying hello world, we’re here.

Then of course there’s me. I do this radio gig to be of service to those out there on that big damn highway called the Interstate. See once I was there. Well sort of, ran bulls from yard to yard and to the sales, but hey it was trucking. But then detoured to toewing, and hey , toewing is trucking. That’s why I do it.

You. I know what you want, and what you don’t want and I bust my butt at least 12 out of 24 hours each day to deliver that. I know you think that bagging this and going east would be smart, but moving a radio station ain’t as easy as moving a ice cream stand. First you have to sell off your channel, then get get FCC approval that can take weeks, then you have to see if where you want to go has frequency space or allocation, and if one is available, again more FCC paper work, then if your lucky you can move.

But thing is, we own the ONLY 1,000 foot broadcast tower in the state, the ONLY one, on top of Saylor Creek on the desert above Hazzard(Hagerman), second we are not the new kid on the block, The Knytes have been here kicking up dirt long before half of these whipper snappers were ever born. Just like yesterday, when our latest so called rebel girl pre interviewed, at 19 years old, shit I was in Utah living again when she was born. As for the reasons I moved here from both Utah and Wyoming, go back to a bunch of entries you’ll see. Yes it was stupid, Yes I was in the smells of lust, but hey Tammy is hot. She truly is a rebel girl, but she also loved nose candy and that ain’t dandy for me. I don’t associate with that and ain’t going too. Both Rick & Bro, were into weed , that wasn’t as dangerous. Weed has no more harmful effects than brew, just works faster, but you still do do stupid stuff while on it. Nice thing about weed? You forget what you did. But I’m getting off track, here.

Just once when someone email’s me from CL and wants to be a radio lady jock, I wish her to be someone that’s a real radio pro, not a fast food or beauty school or college student just looking to make more money. I want someone that comes in here for the long haul. Someone who can have fun with it, whether its kissing her toes in nylon hose, or producing radio dramas only with a modern spin. I want someone that isn’t going to find it awkward to being in a private house for a few months to prove themselves, until I get a place in Buhl to live, and can be on over at the Buhl location. More over there are the conditions I try and must not get across, but the radio station is owned , licensed to, and financially backed by the Knytes-of-Anarchy, NOT ME. I drive a toew truck and fly a crop duster. I own both, but I damn sure ain’t rich or have lots and lots of money. What money I make I pour into my trucks and aircraft. If I have any left over I go have dinner somewhere.

I have to get permission from and station money from the club, and considering quite a few serious blunders over the last 8 years here, they ain’t too excited about funding any more than what we need to. Don’t blame em. But its why we do have the one month to 6 month prospect period, that way we can see on both the club’s as well as the applicant’s view if we’re right for each other. That way nobody wastes each others time or money.

But oh what’d be like to have a real radio pro to do radio here on HazzardAyre.

I’d write more, but need to get ready for church.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the Day:
At the working man's house hunger looks in but dares not enter.
--Benjamin Franklin
Philippians 4:6-7“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”

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As our lord Jesus Christ said at the cross, Forgive them father for the know not what they do

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Well once again the timid of Twin Falls, showed its fearing head and another applicant decides to take a powder.

Ever get to thinking , maybe this radio station of ours is going in the wrong place?

Maybe recruiting help in twin Falls is wrong, but the station is in Buhl, rather than Twin falls, and that’s one of the reasons.

We never have had trouble finding on air or tech help there in Buhl so it goes.

What were the problems this time?

What you’d think of someone young, an immature , at 19 or so she hasn’t had the seasoning that one with a few years of college, or tech training might have. Course she did say the place was crabby, excuse me, I know its dirty, but hey I got a housekeeper that’s coming in this next week to make it pretty. The fact I live in something small, well why do I need a mansion, I had one of those too, and had about as much fun in it. Big house there by myself out in the middle of no where, a house is a house. Besides, why sink a bunch of money into a big place, when once this gall dang radio station is full bore this November and we finally out of these announcer on air applicants find someone that can be a manager of the Buhl station, my ass and LexiBelle and Wolf-PuP are out of this stinking cesspool called Twin Falls. But that’s a year and a half off yet, there’s DukesFest West in Filer, there’s the Dixie Diesel Nationals next year, plus I need to get some of my own affairs together first, but I’ll gall darn tell ya’ll, the name of this valley ought to be changed from Magic to Tragic, and people who keep others all day long on their word, or saying they’ll show up for training then don’t, should not bother people in the first place. People who say they are mature, able and rebel, should really be, or leave the labels alone. Don’t front honey it don’t work. Stay the little Mormon girl you are , stay at working fast food, and someday like your Mom you can be manager.

Leave real life to the pros. As I said at the start here, as Jesus Christ said it, “ Forgive them Lord for they know not what they do” I say, “Forgive Them Lord as they are only Yankees and have no more sense”

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the Day:
For Sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds; Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds.
--William Shakespeare
Philippians 4:6-7“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”

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The morning after

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Again there’s the morning after.

Previous night while many of you were tuned into us, Howard stern’ vintage programs were running , while the Knytes was having a short area officers meeting.

One of the reasons we met here at the Wolf’s Lair was so they could meet this latest candidate for an in studio intern.

When near 00:00 hours rolled around, she was no where to be found, but at least email she would not be here due to a personal situation that both I and the club happens. Just hope its not an excuse for bowing out.

When this newbie walked in she has the looks to make even Carmen Electra look sick. But lessons learned the package may be great, but I want to eat the cake, more over she may look good, but does she have the IT factor or as they say on American Idol, the WOW factor? Only time will tell. Unlike fast food servers or some other similar job, media especially TV and or radio is a time sensitive career. If your expected to be on the air, maximum of 2 hours before your air shift warning that you can’t be there is required. If your not prepared to make that kind of commitment, then an on air radio job ain’t for you. Other jobs or careers like this are like us in toewing. When your on call, your ON CALL, that cop sitting in that intersection, on an accident or wreck is expecting YOU to be there. If you ain’t, you get three tries, after number 3, you get moved to the basement of the call out list, and sometimes you never crawl out.

I’m not saying I’m canning this new pledge intern, but I’m not counting on her either. She shows up, goes through her probation or prospect period, however its determined to be needed. She does her job, is all we expect she’s making DAMN GOOD MONEY, she don’t its , thanks but no thanx.

Okay then, that done lets move on here.

Went to an insiders screening of the new Star Trek Movie, and I must say I’m floored. This new installment could make those Hollywierd types think of renewing the franchise.

You sit on the edge of your seat every single micron, every single millisecond, your thinking you have the next move figured out and it changes rather rapidly.

If you only see one movie this summer, this should be it.

My thoughts on the death of country legend George Jones, in the afternoon after Church, hopefully our new prospect will be here.

Keep it tween the ditches,

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Quote of the Day:
Passions are vices or virtues to their highest powers.
--Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Philippians 4:6-7“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”

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Saturday, May 4, 2013

If Jesus came up to you on the street would you ask him for proof?

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Captains log

Oh you with so little faith, do you not trust ? Have you been hurt so much that you can’t stretch your mind and believe in one who is walking with God to help you?

I often consider this and its meaning.

A friend of mine was walking through Rock creek path the other day, and as we were doing so, a man came by and just said hello. My friend said, “My what a bum, look how he’s dressed” I just stated, what if he were Jesus, all humble in his robe were to come, shake your hand and say I’m Jesus, would you ask him for an ID?

Do we or have we as a population and society became so disbelieving , that if it were Christ could we just be smug?

For me in many ways, I will trust the man in humble clothing, that does not look like he’s showered in days, or whose hair is long, who’s beard or facial hair is matted before I will trust one in a suit and tie, driving a fancy Mercedes smelling like a French brothel.

But in others I seek proof of both loyalty and trust.

Thus the toe kiss in nylons, or the bringing in good news of an ad sale. Someone trusted in Both Dixie Diesel/HazzardAyre and the club, to have went out and sold a local business air time on our behalf, and brings in a financial offering. These things show me these people, are those that will do the tasks, and duties required of someone I and the Knytes allow into our inner sanctum. This sanctum includes the Wolf’s Lair, and of course the radio station.

After all if I get a toew call during a on air shift, I have to know that all that radio gear and computer etc will be there when I get back. I have to trust that, that person can continue on air just as if I’m sitting there.

No I’m not comparing myself with Jesus, as there is only one, but I am proudly one of his disciples, and I preach the bible and gospel of God every chance I get, I preach the words of our confederate leaders also as much and as often as I can, for God did bless our southern people more than other parts of this nation and other parts of the world.

Let me give you a parable,

2009, I put up on CL for an experiment an ad for in studio talent. A call came in from a gal in Jerome, saying she was very interested. I mentioned the nylon thing, her only question was , stockings or pantyhose?

She came in even at midnight in cold, snow, and freezing weather. We did many great shows, she’d come in with greetings, printed researched information for things to yap on, on air. But here is a major moment of trust and why she’s my ultimate person.

From the time I moved from next to Mirinda, to the office up the same street, the Gooding Post Office somehow lost ALL MY MAIL, including checks to pay for things . I had a need for freeing LexiBelle, from bondage. This sweetheart without a blink of an eye, knew I was hurting over this, and took money from her savings, wrote out a check to me for $700.00, and LexiBelle was free. This was not only a miracle from Jesus which it was, but this was a leap of faith to me, that entrenched her into the loyal inner sanctum of the Knytes. She simply had faith.

How many others if any others would do this?

These are the kinds of things I want out of my interns and employees, after all employees are not members, they do not do, the blood oath, they are not privy to attending our worship tents, but they do become part of the extended family of the Knytes. As such , mini tasks just to see if they are trustworthy and of our gifts to them are well worthy.

Like yesterday some gal emails me saying she’s all I ever need. Says she’s going to be here around 3:00PM, of course she’s not. A fuzz plant? Perhaps, someone I will trust ify, but it boils down to this, we need to trust each other, love each other as we do ourselves. Help each other as we want others to help us.

So again , if Jesus came up to you on the street and shook your hand and told you he was the so of God, would you want proof or an ID?

It’s 3:17 PM the intern applicant I woke up for is not here. Will I call and beg? No I did that once. As I know there are many who will in November after we go LIVE, and many who have trusted will be welcomed, the rest will need to prove themselves.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the Day:
The secret pleasure of a generous act Is the great mind’s great bribe.
--John Dryden
2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”

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Friday, May 3, 2013

Where Dixie Diesel got its octane

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Where Dixie Diesel got its kick was at a very small radio station in Price Utah called KOAL AM 750. KOAL at the time along with KUPI out of Idaho Falls Idaho, was running a thing called The Interstate Radio Trucker Network, aka ITRN. In may of 1997 ITRN was on the brink of bankruptcy due to a tax gig. They were eager to sell, and Dixie Diesel and the UAITA was ready to buy. So with a few hundred thousand, ITRN, folded into Dixie Diesel Radio that became the Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio Network.

That momentum has never stopped. Inspired by the Dukes-of-Hazzard, willing and dedicated to serving that hidden but vital community of the Interstate highway, mainly over the road truckers, towing professionals. is simply what Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio is.

Now for the female male host thing.

Many have criticized me for that, but it was not my idea. ITRN, ran a guy/gal host combo in its infancy. Our local example JOC radio had a Guy/Gal host combo, and gals who would phone in from all areas of the nation, reporting weather and road conditions, and yes even Howard Stern has Robin Quivers, for me its not to get a quick feel or make babies.

With truckers being of both genders today, as well as husband and wife teams, having the thoughts of both on air is not a bad thing. Hey, guys think like guys, gals think like gals mixed together it’s a dynamite combo, that truly works.

Next time, the birth of Dixie Diesel Radio’s cousin, HazzardAyre.

Until then, Stay Tuned.

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Quote of the Day:
For Sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds; Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds.
--William Shakespeare
2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”

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But hey I got an idea do it with trucks and trucking

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Every Friday, our beloved RFDTV runs this thing with old trains and railroad trips. While fine I guess, the episodes are at minimum two years old.

But hey RFDTV , I have an idea, how about we do a show about old and new OTR trucks, and the way it was in trucking's yesteryear? Lets show off those chrome girls that move this nation, lets show off the not so polished but able rigs, go inside the newer travel plazas , but also take a look at those old mom and pop truck stops, that served truckers first everyone else came second, and truckers got their coffee free.

Lets have a show that remembers those pioneering radio shows that kept many truckers awake overnight, as well as hauling bulls over mountain deserts and mountain ranges in deep snow. As well as look at new radio networks both standard radio and satellite that is in that cabs radio.

Radio shows that talked trucks, smokey bear hideouts, speed traps, weather and roads, and even talked smack of seat covers(women), NASCAR, where to get a free brew , where to stay away from. Much of which was pioneered in the mid 70’s to mid 80’s here on Dixie Diesel/HazzardAyre Radio and that tradition continues.

But lets go to the Overdrive Pride & Polish, and other trucking shows.

Oh and lets not forget those trucker TV shows and films of the 70’s, from Breaker Breaker, White Line Fever, to Smokey & The Bandit and my favorite, Convoy. TV shows as Movin On, BJ & The Bear, and a few not so remembered Highway Honey’s.

Of course truckers and toewing news, the latest in regulatory news, and just remembering when driving a truck was a kids dream, not a dreaded oh well nothing else job.

Let’s look back on the truckers organizations, The RoadMaster Association that became, the Independent Truckers Association, as well as those now modernized trucker magazines like; Overdrive, or Owner/Operator Magazine. Of course lets spotlight those still around, Like LandLine, published by the Owner/Operators Independent Trucker Association, or Dixie Diesel Tymez published by us here at the United , American, Independent Truckers Association that also is co parent of Dixie Diesel Radio.

And lets make this TV series new, up to date, and keep it current.

FamilyNet and RFDTV is good but ya’ll have a long way to go, but I’m open to doing this if ya’ll at RFDTV would just talk, instead of ignoring, but don’t despair ya’ll, Southern Steele TV will deliver just that, that’s one of the reasons we are searching for in studio radio eye candy, so some of these diesel dazzling sweethearts can dazzle you on Dixie Diesel TV.

That’s my idea.

L8R Haulers,

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Quote of the Day:
For Sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds; Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds.
--William Shakespeare
2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”

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