Sunday, May 5, 2013

Runaway paranoia

HAZZARD AYRE WINGSCaptains log

Race track skills for driving in Twin falls Idaho are a must. If your not driving your ride like you stole it , you’ll get run over, crowded out, and pushed against the wall in this case the curb.

There’s an old saying that one of our staff in Utah directed me to, it goes, you can lead people to knowledge , but you can’t make them think. Now beyond church where you’ll find a number of people that will shake your hands and greet you. Many say they trust you, but Bryan Bacon did an experiment a few weeks ago of the time to consume communion. He said can you eat from the same bread as the person your sitting next to? Imagine in the time of Jesus, sitting in the cave or dwelling, breaking bread , the only loaf and passing it around. Back then there wasn’t any handy wipes or disinfectant bottles. You ate or starved, but if you did eat and was satisfied, you trusted the person next to you, to not have just stuck his finger up his butt, or fiddled with his crotch. So everyone was challenged not to disinfect, but know what? Not one except myself and Pastor Bacon , did. every one else took out their germ free liquids, do you really trust those in your church? If you can’t even do that how are you going to trust them to pray for your soul or for some special needs?

It’s just as it is here at HazzardAyre, we have been searching for what now? 5 years at best, for some gal whose mind is not afraid of expansion or absorbing a new idea or set of ideas or knowledge, such as the history of our southern states, or confederate heritage restoration. Like this evening, there was this gal who pitched that she was just the right gal for this job. After I mentioned best time to get a feel for what we do is when I’m hot, or LIVE on air. Said I’d be here at 21:00 (9:00PM) she ought to swing by. It’s now 22:00 hours, (10:00PM) okay going to some guy’s place that you don’t really know late at night might be spooky for some, but Ellie May did it, Emme Lou did it, Robin ,(Miss Dixie-Diesel 1993) did it, and now Robin is making upwards of $500k a year as a marketing director of a large big rig truck manufacturer. But she had the gumption, to roll out of a warm bed roll over to the studio, that was really abandoned area of Rupert and we’d do radio.

Outside of Ellie May, Miss Nurse GoodBody, Robin and I had a almost telepathic relationship , I could be thinking on a topic or a thing for the show or station, and without a phone call, or anything find ourselves both at the studio, ready to do what we both were thinking . She was special. Always hold her as the standard all are measured against. Like Ellie May, I mentioned the smooch on the toe thing, without a slight twitch or 80 questions, she went home, put on her stockings and was back at the studio. In Ellie May’s gig, only question on the phone was pantyhose or stockings? Hey I always thought they were the same things. In both cases it was spontaneous, no request like now lets check out your toes, it was just a point in the show, off came Ellie Mays boots and in my snoot were her webbed toes,welljusthush There was no big deal. Both in a studio, late at night from midnight to our 5:00 AM run, and we all made a great team. There was no hesitation.

Yet for the life of me, and all I can say is, there must have been some real weird shit happen by somebody else long before I got here that did something similar and scared every woman in town. Must have assaulted someone really bad. Those who know me know what the toe thing is all about, its both a comedy bit and something that I use in my vehicle recovery company. Its also an extreme test, if a gal can come into the studio, and just off the cuff make her toes in hose up against my nose, then her mind is really open to exploring things in a not so usual way which is what we do here.

Now I think too, can you imagine if the Bob & Tom show were really produced and done live here in this valley? Especially Twin Falls? Imagine Howard Stern doing his show here live. These women couldn’t do it, wouldn’t do it. No matter how much you paid them.

While my show isn’t as racy as Stern’ some of our gigs get really close to that marker.

This is what’s finding women to co-host my shows with an open rebel radical mind is all about.

Will we find em here? No, but it’ll mean hiring from out of state, but I do declare, Paranoia does run rampant, you might even call it Runaway paranoia.

Looks like Al Quida won, after all. No he didn’t blow us all up, just took away all too many peoples ability to pull their heads out and try to do something new and creative.

More L8R now on with HazzardAyre/Dixie Diesel Radio.

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