Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Desex my what?

aryders blues

Thys crap started in the early 70’s late 60’s , the want to equalize the genders.

On it’s surface equal pay for equal job tasks. okay I’m fine on that .

Then came Gloria Steinham, who said women are not just a cheap piece of meat(tail) to be ogled over.

So the desexing thing crept in.

Protests on everything that even smacked of making a gal, a hot thing to stare at was underway.

From the Miss America pageant to protesting with such things as burning bras to no wearing nylons came into being. But hey we had to respect that. Then Guys started turning gay confused as to gender roles, and just frustration over the fact that the princess’ that we fantasized over were now looking like guys?

Hey God did not make genders to be used by the same gender. As it is, as far as copulation and coitus as far as equipment, God made toys for the guys, for the gals, and gals had toys for guys it is that simple.

Heck even steers get hot over heifers. Not other steers.

So got reading in For Bikers Only, (The Magazine) a article of just what makes a biker babe or biker chic.

Of course the thought is glued on the notions of those hotties we see in EasyRiders, not real not so size 2 bike honeys.

Most of EasyRiders gals, are models with very few ever getting any closer to a bike than the photo op. Most would rather tease than please, rides in a limo, with a poodle mut in her purse. And has those stripper heels that if not careful is going to gouge the fancy paint on that fuel tank on that lowered chopper.

Same goes for just about any photo op of any gearhead publication. When in fact none of those gals would ever have the time of day for one of us, who ryde or truck. Never would happen. Those gals are not ones who you’ll see at Flying J or the Wayside CafĂ©, at 2:00AM slurping coffee.

The politically correct and some religious types will tell you that creaming your jeans over gals is just wrong. And that steam, is over gals that are skinny.

Just like this gal we have in our church group I go to on Monday’s. Yesterday night, she came in blue as heck over the fact she felt she did not look good cause she’s heavy. Truth be known had she not she got hitched in 3 hours just before Evening services one night I was going to take a run at her. She’s beautiful. Or another there, that we’ll call Josey, the first night I went to evening services, she came over and sat next to me, the first one in that entire congregation to do so. I’d marry either one of them, but I’m getting off center and topic here.

It’s like the radio op here, for many years its been find someone that is a super model that can do radio. At least that’s been the club’s idea. Now one of the most intelligent and best know female radio co-hosts is Robin Quivers of Howard Stern 101. Robin is not by any measure a super model, but she looks good, even though overweight, she’s witty, humorous, and has a lot to give. Somebody like I’d like to find for here at HazzardAyre Radio, but again off subject.

What the feminazi’s as Rush Limbaugh calls em, said if it looks good, in your neighborhood, don’t go near. She’s not a toy for your amusement. Just run around like your blind.

Now then , you get skinny mini’s over at Anchors Bar And Grill who we have delisted as a sponsor of the Knytes, as many of the gals there just like to tease. They wear next to nothing and yet approach them to do a photo op for the Knytes or an MC, its no, you say but you’d rather strut in front of a bunch of drunk to near drunk white shirt types, yet we ask and it’s a no? Bullsbreath.

The fact is though if you’re a guy your going to look even if she does talk smack.

Example, a site ad on Facebook, comes up for some product. If it has a pretty babe posing in the ad or the side banner YOU WILL LOOK, even though she has nothing to do with the offer.

God in his infinite wisdom, designed me to be attracted to women, of all sizes. Looks go away after about age 35, then everything starts dropping, wrinkles, cheese grater legs the whole thing. Creams to cover, spandex and spanx to suck it in, but the real beauty is inside. Does she believe in God? Can she keep her powder dry, until marriage? Is she morally clean? If so that’s the kind of gal I want, for my own SheWolf, and on air here at HazzardAyre.

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