Wednesday, December 14, 2011

From the What Up ? File.

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Can you imagine a world where people did not watch TV? At least in TV’s golden era? Case-n-point went down to the local Albertson’s here. My bill came to $2.22 I responded yea like Room 222. The old gal had never seen Room 222. Are you kidding? Then I asked my PSR if he ever saw Love on a Rooftop or Love America Style, I only hit on one when I mentioned Laugh IN. But he said he had never watched it, are you out of your mind? I thought. These were TV staples one and even half hour quality shows, many repeated now on Nick @ Nite and TV-Land. Hell RTV(Retro TV ) is based on these old classics. My PSR had never watched the Monkees nor Friday Night Videos. Or Burt Sugarman’s Midnight Special with my radio idol WolfMan Jack. How could anyone not have seen these shows?

Then I think , remembering a line from Smokey & the Bandit, that went, “It depends on where your standing in this nation , as to just how stupid you are” Even so, how could you not remember the classics of TV? Most people remember SWAT, Starsky & Hutch, even Adam 12, But few remember the series b4 SWAT called the Rookies. Or Mod Squad. How can you not remember Peggy Lipton on Mod Squad? Many wet dreams were the result.

So I ask What Up with that?

It’d be like asking a journalism student if they had ever heard of Walter Cronkite. If they said no, you’d know this student is in the wrong class.

What Up?

Its times like this, that as much as I love the deep south of our nation, that I think about moving to Canada. Why? Real liberty.

L8R

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Quote of the day:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - R. D. Laing
Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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It’s called Swimmers Ear. Which makes hearing just what you’d think, that your head is underwater like when your swimming. While I have had this condition b4 and subsides over a week or so, its getting more often.

But how to get rid of the condition? Who knows, but at least I can finally eat again. That damn weird tooth I had, finally dislodged during a early morning donut session. Get this, no blood, poured out , nor did it hurt. Am I glad to be eating solid food.

I have said this b4, but it needs be said again. In this modern day of computer technology and all, there are things and or sites that are dependable, then there are sites that are little more than barely legal fishing sites. Such as Merchants Circle.com . Once you sign up with them the want YOU to let them build YOUR web site. Bullsbreath. Ours is going to be made out of state, in Georgia by the people running Dixie Broadcasting, who better? Right? But even if you do join Merchants Circle, if ya’ll don’t let THEM build your site, or want to upgrade, to something that costs money they still wont let you access the so called FREE account you established with them.

Again Bullsbreath.

There is only one truth in this nation, Southern Truth, becuzz, Northern Truth is still a lie. It was that then, b4 the war, and after the great war, and its still a lie. I cain’t wait to see this nations capitol in either Georgia or Alabama. Not DC.

Do you know how to cure Swimmers Ear? If ya’ll do email me and let me know. Its not real painful but makes hearing in stereo a chore, likewise makes keeping your equilibrium a real challenge.

How do you know that the firm your dealing with is any good. This goes back to Merchants Circle, as well as such outfits as Angies List and others. Its free to research to a point, but to comment, on the service or to really gain attention on any of these, means digging out the plastic money. I don’t use plastic very much I have one, but it has limits. Determined by the state, not me. Outside of that, nope no credit card. Why? Simple; its too damn easy to run up a credit card bill to where ya’ll cain’t pay it. That’s part of this nations economic crisis. Too many , including the Yankee Government has overcharged itself into debt. Like these so called credit repair outfits, ever notice that first, unless its credit card debt they don’t want to talk to you. Second ya’ll better have at least $10,000.00 in credit card debt or again, they ain’t interested.

L8R

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Quote of the day:
The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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Press Release December 13, 2011 - No call, no text, no update behind the wheel: NSTB calls for nationwide ban on PEDs while driving

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As one who is on the roads and highways 70% of the time and one who sees first hand the consequences of distracted driving, which is not just property damage , but even death or serious injury. I have a cell phone, but while it is on, I act like I cain’t hear it I have designed my ring tones so I know if its something important or can wait.

If its important, I stop when and if I can, and take the call, if it ain’t important, it’ll wait till I get stationary. My life, the lives of others are too important to disregard my driving. While it can be argued that big bad Smokey is using his(her) computer in motion, what Smokey does or don’t ain’t me. Or cb’s , CB’s don’t require eyes off the road. The safety on the road for me and my cargo is too important to be fartin around with some damn mobile phone. Much less text. Course there are folks who eat, shave, or women puttin on makeup while driving. Again no thank you.

If your going to drive stupid stay off my highways.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - John Benfield
Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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This would make a great movie

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If the crap that seems to happen to me all too often , were not tragic in their own rights , it’d make for a great movie.

For many of our younger readers, the cartoon character Ziggy might be strange.

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I came to the realization that this albeit a cartoon character , was about me one day chowing down at a place in Wendell Idaho years ago, called “The Filling Station” . On the wall was a pic of Ziggy walking out of a cafe and it was raining just on him. I could relate.

The crap I have endured might have something to do with a southern person, being transplanted not once but twice to the freezing cold of Yankees mostly Idaho. Once at age 11, when Mom & Dad, learning that an advanced learning program had been put together in Hagerman Idaho. I was light years ahead of my own peer group so Mom & Dad moved here. Problem was, by the time we got here in 1971, that programs federal funding was shot and thus the program was kaput. Thus we moved here for nothing.

Then at the end of my service to the USMC was up in late 2004 albeit active reserve, I was going to Wyoming not head in the mud Idaho. Once I got to Wyoming, found that my rebel ways were not appreciated by some, and got twitterpaited over some bar skirt, who convinced me to move back here that in reality was her running from the Wyoming law.

Even so, beyond that and the being against the wall, I have persevered. The proud Hazzard County Knytes, grew up and we reformed as the Knytes-of-Anarchy, which is still taking baby steps. Our media branch that hailed as Southern Steele Media was reworked into being Confederate Star Broadcasting, and hovers over both HazzardAyre Radio and the newspaper by the same name here.

In late 2009 we reached the shores of Gooding Idaho , restarted the Ayre part of HazzardAyre as AyreWolf Radio. At first the gig went good, then our bean counter got worse with his diabetes, and had trouble making payments on time. Then came that month when the confounded United States Postal Service lost all or most of mail, thus two checks went missing until it was too late. By that time we had gotten booted from our studios, gear stored, and we have been rebuilding ever since. However if those who had signed onto being new employees were to have stuck with it, and helped raise the funds to bail the radio station , then, the voice of today’s confederacy would not have been silenced.

Over the last 6 months it has been one damn thing after another, first, Cuzzin Bud goes into a near vegetate state due to his diabetes, with him not being able to sign checks bills got behind. Over time they got paid, but I have had to pay the late charges out of my earnings here at Hazzard County Choppers/CooTer’s Toewing.

November was a real headache , since all the rework of bean counters. The bills got paid, but the new bean counter had not yet been authorized to get the funds for December. Something to do with the Social Security Administration, not filing a simple piece of paper. This has meant I’m in a real pickle, since while everything was paid the utility bills that makes up water and electricity, is due. I bought myself some time, but December 23rd, if the bill ain’t paid, off goes the juice and water. Which means due to a Yankee government screw-up I’m going to freeze. These kinds of mistakes are why years ago , the then Hazzard-County Knytes, now the Knytes-of-Anarchy, joined forces with the Sons Of Confederate Veterans, to help cure the illness’s of the Union Yankee Government. There are too many untrained and uncaring people working in important government agency offices, such as Social Security. While I’m all for, busting my ass for what I get, and eat, the USA Yankee government has stolen much of what anyone including myself earns. Its not taxation its theft, pure and simple. This needs to be changed and its not going to come from the Republicans and nor the Democrats, its only going to come from the Confederate National Party, and the United Confederate States of America. That’s why our group does what we do, to preserve the liberties that so many have fought and died for. On both sides. As crooked as he was old Gen Grant himself , I think would have sided with Gen Lee, if he’d have seen what has become of this nation.

If you really want something to wipe your butt on, dig this. If you try to get off Social Security and into the work stream, you cain’t not without giving up the SSA cushion. While over time I’d like to give the finger to SSA, if you work you cain’t. I had a fairly good job with a local farm company here running taters, albeit at $6.00 after taxes. I’d have made enuff to cover crap like I’m in now with the power bill, but nooo, SSA said quit or loose benefits. What I’d rather see is a time frame of say oh , I don’t know, say 6 months or a year, of being able to work, get your feet under you then say adios to SSA. That would make sense. Stay on SSA, for a year or 6 months while working a job, then you could heal financially b4 they cut you off. That makes sense, but common or otherwise sense is not in the view of the Union Yankee Government.

Then for December, just as the rest hit, the clutch in LiL Lexi goes out. And I have to figure out how to pay for all of this, plus rent and all out of $1,000.00 a month.

Sure the club makes money , but that’s the club, IT AIN’T MY MONEY!! I have to struggle just like all American’s. Sure most years , in toewing we got snow this time of year. This year has been dry, no snow, no toews , means low dollars.

With it all, wouldn’t this make a damn good movie?

The answer in an upcoming entry.

As I close, Confederate Star Broadcasting, will be broadcasting the programs of Dixie Broadcasting(www.DixieBroadcasting.com) Its not just a southern movement, but a needed national movement.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo Galilei
Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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Friends are friends as long as you don’t REALLY need something

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Friends are friends as long as ya’ll don’t REALLY need something.

Example; with the turn over of the funds from Bud to our new bean counter and distributor in Blackfoot the utility bill here at the Rat Shak was somehow over looked. Now granted to me and others $172.00 is a bunch of money, especially when trying to shoe kids, feed everyone and keep your own ship afloat, but too , if one is working a bunch and should know that in two and a half weeks the loan would be paid, there should not be any resistance. So I asked our Nurse GoodBody, if she could spot me that $172.00 . Nope. While I could and can understand , since I bumbed $700.00 from her to bail out LexiBelle a few years ago and defaulted, only due to Bud not being able to manage things in the right way due to his illness, but still, I am getting a slight increase in pay from SSI and all and with someone else who would make sure the debt was paid should not be any trouble.

Now in this scenario going to SAMCRO for the quick loan would be no biggy, but all of those who could help are out for the holiday’s and with club elections just a month away, nobody can issue out funds. So the search is on for help here.

But I also see where some friends would be gun shy of lending funds to a friend. Simply when its about money , nothing kills a friendship than exchanging finances.

So , friends are friends until or unless you need something, really NEED something.

More L8r

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Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Brains are not the best asset of Yankees.

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If brains were dynamite most Yankees could not blow their noses.

I think it has to do in part to these cold winters here, or something , but brain fluid gets gooey and cain’t quite flow proper, kind of like slow molasses. Some put it to simple no education , or that the people albeit being somewhat of our rebel redneck persona , but what ever it is. If the USA, is going to get out of its current mess , it’d better be looking to the Confederate States of America for help. The fact that decades of decadence has caused much of the current dilemma is starting just now to puddle up like manure out of a milk cow first in the morning.

Then there is the condition that all too many cain’t do simple mental configuring on a rather simple situation.

Example, UPS , driver, a gal no less, comes to here to my Rat Shak, to deliver the goodies from EasyRiders. Goes up the street, trying to find a shop. Yet no shop here, but I have a lean to in back of the shak, to build bikes. Yet this UPS gal could not finger out that a custom H-O-G shop was or could be behind a house. Not thinking that it don’t take no 80X80 shop to build bikes. Guess what? Got the package , but whew cain’t these people decipher these simple concepts?

I often wonder about how so many people are so much in a constant state of or have an incurable state of PMS. Seems no matter where you go, there is one or two if not more people in a store that is having a bad day.

Sure I know not all in the west here can have or even immulate southern hospitality and all, but why not try? I know what Yoda from Star Wars fame said, “ Do or don’t, no try” but these northern Yankees don’t even attempt to be happy or at least greet customers with at least a cheerful greeting. Its not that I expect the sounding of trumpets or anything, but its like, this morning, cruized up to the neighborhood quick store(Maverick, Overland Ave, Burley-Idaho) . I remarked that it was sure cold outside, which it is, instead of at least greeting me with a , “yes sir it sure is,” Her attitude was , hurry up , buy your snuff and get out, I have other things to do. Bullsbreath. If your working in an industry or job, where your dealing direct with customers, or other employees even, if your having troubles at home , leave those troubles at home, guess its that I have learned the act of cheering people up even if they are not in such a good mood. That goes with the profession of driving a toew truck. Most I deal with, when I deal with them are pissed off, either their rig is broke down, slid off or after a wreck. In these cases folks’ attitudes are not of the best. But by me being friendly, I calm them down and turn the attitude into a time of peace, not hostility. Too bad others can’t learn that, but again, its the Yankee thing.

Just my opinion.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - R. D. Laing
Matthew 2:4-6“When he had called together all the people’s chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where the Messiah was to be born. “In Bethlehem in Judea,” they replied, “for this is what the prophet has written: “‘But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, are by no means least among the rulers of Judah; for out of you will come a ruler who will shepherd my people Israel.’””

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Unless I know you, the box ain’t gettin opened

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Its that time of year when all too many new laptops , desktops and other web capable devices get bought and given as gifts.

It’s also when Internet panhandlers are out there ready to separate you from your money, or inflict revenge through worms, malware, Trojans and we ain’t talkin of contraceptives either.

The best solution since none of us can know all threats , that we might be subjected to, is to know, damn well the emails and companies we get emails and offers from.

Used to be, that in years gone by, trash mail came in the snail mail box. If you didn’t like the offer, you used it as a liner for Flash’s doggy box or bird cage. Or just junked it.

Now days its interactive. Not only do we get flooded with emails from those firms with products that are made cheap, and are sold for a premium price, there is also the 3rd world nations that envy the crippled economic but nearly free USA. Thus they attack, us through our inboxes. In most cases requests for membership into the club, are screened long b4 I see em in my inbox, more over if I don’t know you, don’t expect me to look at your email. Call me first, then I’ll respond.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to. - H. Mumford Jones
Matthew 2:4-6“When he had called together all the people’s chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where the Messiah was to be born. “In Bethlehem in Judea,” they replied, “for this is what the prophet has written: “‘But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, are by no means least among the rulers of Judah; for out of you will come a ruler who will shepherd my people Israel.’””

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