Saturday, July 21, 2012

Wouldn’t you like to have been that guy?

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Wouldn’t ya’ll like to be that guy who is in your spam box on your email, that starts out with a Craig's List listing, that begins; yes hey. ? I sorta would. Of course one can see it’s a scam plan , but how many people did this dude recruit to post those spam ads? How much did it cost to post those scam ads? And most important, did the scammer MAKE and MONEY doing it? If he did I want in as they invaded my email box. As such I want a service fee of at least $50.00 . Think I’ll get it? Hey don’t turn blue to see if I do, as it ain’t gunna happen, but it’d be nice, wouldn’t it?

Still in the clouds over Lyndsi, she has created a bit of lift under my wings. But from being stung still walking carefully.

This week nothing much going on in the club, with 40% of the club headed to Sturgis, the AyreWolvez is mostly what’ll be focused on air and in the club business in general. Of course even a few of them will be flying to Oshkosh  Wisconsin to the EAA AirVenture Airshow there. Wish I’d planned ahead to go. The Tragic Valley airshow is in Twinky Flatts this weekend. But all this goings on, means a small howdy meeting, tonight at the tiny shop. The big shop we start next week. Going to put the two gorillas in gear. Cleaning. Yes its grunt work, but it’s a start.

Of course there is the Toew Show planning meeting this weekend. The only Mountain Western America toew show will get it on in Filer next year, presented by the Knytes-of-Anarchy, the United American Independent Toewing Association , KDXB Radio FM 105.3 , and of course, SAMCRO MC.

This is a shin dig, showing off the hottest, classiest , trickest , toew trucks, emergency road rigs, and products in the nation. Many showcased enhanced by the AyreWolvez SheWolvez, and the Ladies of the Knytes, of the Knytes-of-Anarchy. Oh yes Lyndsi, you’ll have that tatt too. Love what ya’ll already have. I have a special place on you for one of the company, and its not where you think.

Okay, met a really nice gal that came with our new sister to the Wolf’s Den, completely blew off her name, but she is hot. Yes maybe a + size but she carries it well, and could reel me in if she all wanted to if ya’ll know what I mean?

Word out this morning, and this involves much of the DOH(Dukes-of-Hazzard) fan group of the Knytes.

There’s gunna be a new episodic make over movie of the Beverly HillBilly’s, that’ll be out in 2016. However their gunna be casting and shooting in the area. Many of the stunt and hot rods of that movie will be built by us and we’ll be doing some walk on and extra casting assistance here, so Lyndsi, best start thinking.

Figured out we are going to bursting at the seams. Seems that we’re going to need yet another office, down town. Not just for the radio gig, that’ll remain where it is. But will need a third to be the front office for KOA . Think the best cover is a small tune or video shop, or perhaps model car, truck,aircraft shop, maybe an RC toy shop. Now that the Imagination Station is out of business , Maybe an independent retailer of imagination products could be a good money turner for KOA so we see.

See Lyndsi why ya’ll need to gather here at the house later today.

Besides I have a very special project for you, this weekend so get here today at oh around 2:00PM(14:00 Hours).

But nah I see these spam scam ads and wonder does these people who these scammers recruit make any money doing that? Are theses email addy accounts that these emails come from bot generated , if so, Wouldn’t ya’ll like to have been that guy.

Remember as ya’ll drive along today

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Friday, July 20, 2012

Women know by their noses

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A recent episode of Manswers on Spike, gave me cause for a search.

The segment in that episode dealt with the subject of the best fragrance to attract women. Especially hotties.

The manswer was that the smell of another woman was the way to a gals heart if not to her bedroom.

The scent is not that of perfume, or the site of cosmetics but that of her vulva area. Seems that the scent of her secretions arouses the urges in women unlike anything other scent, including bubbling pheromones.

Of course going online, was a waste since little was gained. There were minute bits of information basically q&a’s from Yahoo answers and two dating sites. But nothing concrete.

Of course I have heard although never experienced it, that some guys like getting pee’d on. But would that carry the same scent? Or would the scent just be that of urine, not the ammonia scent that is of the vagina?

I know from my own experience that female sweat up to a point is not as potent as a mans due to ph levels,. I also know that such areas as the feet both in and out of synthetic hose does not smell bad, in fact can ignite passions beyond the minds ability to absorb them, but does this work in reverse.

Does the female nose and olfactory senses detect the aroma of another female?

Further study needs to be done, will report on Tuesday.

Been awake too long, see all on Monday. Taking the weekend off for rest and recuperation.

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Don’t make no difference where your at. Once you start getting somewhere people come out of the woodwork.

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It don’t make no difference who ya’ll are or where ya’ll are at, once you start getting somewhere or gaining traction with your action, Folks come out of the woodwork wanting a piece of it.

Celebrities get this, once that first album or single hits the numero uno spot on the charts and they make serious green stamps, folks who they never knew and relatives they had no idea of show up at the door with hand out. Folks who win the lottery know this, once they snag a big win, again anyone they ever owed even a tiny penny to, shows up.

Example, some local car dealer dude, that I been trying to get to give some tow bizz to me, that I bumbed $20.00 to back last March somewhere, that I completely spaced off owing all of a sudden shows up, wanting that $20.00 . Of course I ain’t got it, no pay day till next week, but thing is why didn’t he bother me a few weeks hell months ago? Reason, few were taking HCC and us at SAMCRO seriously. Now all of a sudden we are gaining some traction action, here he comes.

No problem I’ll pay the guy, but what about having long ago calling me for some repo action? Could’ve paid the debt, much earlier, don’t ya’ll think? The guy could’ve taken the $20.00 out of the repo tow fee, paid me the rest all done. No, but now hey .

It’s just truly amazing.

Had to drop that on ya’ll.

Still giddy over Lyndsi, I think she’s going to make a great addition to the club, the company and a relief on me. As I’ll have someone I can delegate authority to, as well as with the ad and all talent she can gather for us, make some serious green.

But watch even then, more that said we were done for will be on hands and knees, wanting, but the answer will be , sorry. You slammed the door on us, then now we slam the door on you now.

Nuff said.

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GITTIN-R-DONE

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Call it the gift of a special toy that a kid gets on Christmas day , or call it a breath of fresh ayre, what ever ya’ll want to call it, having our new operations director Lyndsi on board now is making me all giddy.

While as in times past of just cresting the hill, only to slide back due to the not being of the trusted LDS seal of approval. And not wanting to count the chics b4 they really go the full mile, is in my mind, I’m beginning to think that the events that led up to this point were not necessarily an accident or coincidence. More like a guided direction.

First I meet this kid across the way from the Wolf’s Den here, he introduces me to another kid, then introduces me to this super hot sweetheart that has I think the rebel spirit, gets me to thinking we are Gittin –r-done , finally.

What am I going on about here. Finally with Lyndsi’ involvement the on screen on air talent can be recruited both from the young to older gal projects can be completed. That the events that both the Knytes and AyreWolvez have been working towards for so many years now, just may see daylight. That the ads in EasyRiders, and others will get done, and in print. Nationally. That in studio on air female talent as co-hosts LIVE radio will really git in the studio, and be on air.

Okay, $50.00 an hour ain’t much money, but hey it beats what many make tending a cash register at Mr. Gas, or serving grub at McDonalds. Considering at shows and on TV air time is paid $100.00 you put that together that’s a damn good paycheck. More over somebody who deserves it.

Remember Sisters that, it’s the combination of the club, its supporters, sponsors etc that pays those checks, its not just me. But when somebody screws the pooch as we say it in Marine aviation, its me that gets what ever screw up taken out of my wallet as well as my hide, so I’m depending on ya’ll.

Okay, so here we have the light at the end of one damn dark tunnel, again I’m praying that its not another train coming at me. But dig this, I think this gal has the moxy.

To answer the rest of your questions so far, no the toew kiss was not administered at this interview, nor was she dressed in Nylon hose. but, I’m sure she’s willing to do so. If requested. Could I have found another Robin or Ellie May? Don’t know yet , but I think so.

Let you know next week this time.

Plus you’ll be hearing her on air this next week, starting Monday afternoon.. She wont be LIVE since as it is RIGHT NOW, I have to record the shows afternoon and air quietly at night considering I have paper thin walls and sleeping neighbors on both sides that are asleep nights.  This condition of the mission, will be remedied come mid October when we finally move into the formal studios, down town yonder and that is if nothing else stubs its shin. But dig this, fellow Knytes, Lyndsi says she’ll move to Boise with us if it does go ary and we relocate the media werx there. Which means HCC in Burley functions here, with Ricky running this show, while Lyndsi and I do media work in Boise weekdays,. And I can come down weekends to get greasy here at the shop in Burley, knowing the radio gig and all is running at WARP speed in Boise with Lyndsi at the helm.

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My Kryptonite

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Every guy I think has that one thing that a gal wears or does or perfume she wears that knocks him off center. More over turns a strong Alpha male into a tiny pup.

Maybe it was destined to be this way, considering as far back as age 7 from whatever start, the look , feel, texture, of a gal in nylon hose became my kryptonite. SuperMan had it, even the Dark Knight had it when it came to the temptious CatWoman, even she was leggy if ya’ll remember, the original was always my undoing. She had those tight outfits and those ankle boots, with spiked heels, and this was in 1967.

Of course for me at the beginning of my towing career and it is a career , had this in the mix. I saw an ad on a Yellow Pages banner in 1976 that read, we don’t want your arms and legs just your tows. So the thought was how to make that slogan kick. Literally. So I started becoming more familiar with womens legs more than I had been. About this time the market was getting even tighter in Idaho or my part of it going towing in the greater meaning Hazzard(aka-Hazzard) Idaho. I was still towing as Highway Hooker Towing, so how to do the thing up without it getting slutty.

So I went into private gab sessions with a pro in modeling in Boise, the last real agency in Idaho.

Her view on bare legs was taboo. She wears nylon hose, step one. Okay, that seed planted. By the time Highway Hooker Towing went into being my radio show and the business became the Hazzard County Garage after our rebuild of OUR General Lee, meant getting this on TV meant doing it up Hazzard County style aka Daisy Duke. In the realm of the Dukes, CBS had a mandate of that if Daisy was showing that much leg , she had to wear nylons, it was just that simple. Over the years I became enamored over the fashion of nylon hose on gals which is my kryptonite.

imagesCA4WBPF4Does this make me a freak? Perhaps, but I’ve seen worse, and have known even worser.

So with that in mind dig this, IJUSTLOVETOEWSWe really do love toews, which is the two words toe and tow scrunched together.

With that in your grips dig this, and we go at it each year. As you may know or not know, Bo Duke is the founder of the Children’ Miracle Network. Raising countless dollars for children’ hospitals nationwide. As a Duke fan group, in part, we try to raise money as well.

Last year we did this in Utah since no local talent could be found, we raised nearly $10,000.00 for Bo’s kids. This year we’d like to do even better. So once again the search goes out for the right set of small feet , dainty toes that will wear nylon hose that I put lips and nose to for setting the record, of just how long I can stand to do that. Pledges of money for each minute come in and the club, radio show gets publicity but most important Bo’s kids get needed money.

Interviewed a gal yesterday for a human resources manager, in charge of talent recruitment, training and placement. More over she will be the Studio Manager and assistant Program Director of KTOW/KDXB. Lets see if Lyndsi has the toes that will be in hose to carry this tradition on.

Could we finally be turning the corner?

Let ya’ll know tonight on After The Show.

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Breakaway

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Great horney toads, and dog my cat, what ya’ll look so hard for may be under your feet, ya’ll just gotta look. More over network.

Not always the most credible still there are people out there , even some Yankees that you can glean product, service or resources, from that you might not have thought was around yet can be found.

Just like yesterday, had my two new hangarounds start prowling for tush and bush for poster girl candidates. Hey Knytes never give up. So they bring this one over who has at surface the right attitude, but does she have the moxy? Who knows , but we are looking further. Any mile, so she has friends. Which rolls into the realm of the condition of the mission, that no matter how much a gal tells you she don’t have friends, she does.

So says Lindsey that indeed she has friends several that are models. Okay, so we gather by the river see what leaves fall from the trees.

Going back to pink yellow and black.

The old memories of that paint scheme I saw once on this movie called Moving Violations had such a paint scheme. It was hot , looked groovy and did the trick. More over something that can be seen at night when working roadside runs. So worked this up,

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Saw a condition of a mission, yesterday online from TR FootNotes. On their FaceFart page was a banner that deserves all of us in toewing’ attention. The next guy or toew gal COULD BE YOU or one of your crew.

561163_10151041297709655_1966807320_nOften we are called upon to work toew scenes that are on the edge of traffic. Yet many motorists do not slow down, or move over to allow us to do our jobs more safely. And with the ability that we can go home at night. 

Currently Idaho does not have this law as something that’s enforced or mandated. Yet should be, Just about every state around us does. Utah, Wyoming and Nevada have move over emergency zones or recognition of said law that is citable. In Idaho no. As a pro toew organization we intend to get such a law rolling in Idaho’s legislature next session.

If you approach a toew scene, give us the room to work in safety.

The number of those of our Toew Bro’s and Sisters, who have lost their lives in the line of duty is staggering. Its really shocking that the motoring public, have no idea of what can happen.

I had a very good friend loose his life a few years ago in Utah. Just b4 they passed their move over law of which both the Utah State Towing Association as well as the Knytes helped to get enacted.

Have no data for Idaho, but this could happen in Idaho here , if it hasn’t happened yet.

This is something we all should get behind.

Remember this poster>>>> 561163_10151041297709655_1966807320_n Like I said the one dying could be you.

Stay Tuned.

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