Big is not bad its healthy

I was in a local food retailer earlier, and there was this slightly plump gal there trying to negotiate those skinny lanes. So this gal gets to a spot, and this box boy that works there mumbled that if that gal wasn’t so fat she could get by.

Guess what I even have trouble negotiating those really skinny isles. Those things like women are seen to be a size 5, when the reality is most of us are well over that. I’m a 15 in most cases, but I don’t see being big as bad. I say big means your healthy, ya’ll love food and living and ya’ll are not so damn superficial. Big means your happy , or should be, it means your eating meat and taters not toephoo.

To hell with that healthy crap including sherbet all the time, I want real dairy, ice cream.

Even on camera, a 38-24-36 set of numbers on a gal might be great, but how often are you going to get that. If your lucky she might have a set of B’s in the 30 range. A 28 waist, and maybe, a 32 waste. Real women are all sizes, its what’s inside. Sounds like an old cliché I know, but really, a real gal who is worth the time as a co-anchor on air, in the office, or friend is much more preferred than some gal that’s always looking to impress the next brainless sports jock with a big stick. Even those gals and many do, have feet that are not manicured, not cared for and even if they do go to the foot salon at the Mall, those hammer toes, bunions and all still point out. Give me a gal with small, well cared for feet, toes in perfect alignment. Nails trimmed and that DO NOT STINK !!, I have worked with super fox’s at many a photo shoot, and even in nylons that have deodorizing chemicals in them, some gals take off their shoes and it seems as good as they look upstairs, their feet stink knocks you over. Not to mention that crotch fish taco smell.

I was at a former associate/friends house the other day. My friend and another were fine, but in came this gal dressed in street walker threads, and I didn’t say anything but I wanted to ask, when had she showered last? More over in the tub to get rid of Smagma which is a build up of yeast , oils, and bacterial growth in the nether regions, that not only cause stink, but can develop into things like yeast infections and other STD’s , but this gal stunk. I could not help cough and the gal sitting there threw up.

I knew this gal in Idaho Falls, Idaho, in 1989. Her name was Candy. (Yes Really) , she was 179 pounds , easy, but she treated me like a king. She knew bedroom skills, cooking skills, and comforting skills. Looking back , I wish, I could have looked past the covering issues. You learn. it comes with maturity I guess, but thing is, while I daily look for ways to reduce my spare tire, having one does not make the person. So I open up the on air talent search, to gals over size 15. Even if your big give us a try you all might like it.

More on the salt Lake City/IF Move later in the day, but have a sermon lesson to prepare so, I need sleep.

See ya’ll Sunday Afternoon.

L8R Haulers

 

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Hey you , is the rates others charge you too high, try Dixie Diesel Trucker TV

There really needs to be a morning sickness after drinking the night before pill. Too much stress from three days lead to doing way too many tokillya sunrises, and a full bottle of Jack, caused by a woman and an associate. Where have you heard that before?

So as best as I could took a look over RFDTV’s Media kit, and saw what they are charging for TV ads. Damn Sandra Dee, that’s too high. Doable I suppose, but still steep for a regional or national TV network that has only one prime focus. As with our radio station that only charges $100.00 a month for ad time, no matter how long the ad is, and no matter how many times it runs on air, our counterpart Dixie Diesel Trucker TV will only be charging $500.00 a month, not per spot, per month, again no matter how many times it airs and only time restriction of 2 minutes per ad.

Why do we do this? To allow every small to medium sized business to have a shot at getting their name out there to earn more money for themselves. Lets face it, high rents, utilities, supplies , and even Obamabeenlyin care is grabbing your wallet every day, every hour, why not give yourself an edge advertise where it makes sense, Dixie Diesel Trucker TV. You’ll reach millions of over the road truckers, towing professionals, and truck repair shops across the nation. Not just trucks, parts, and the obvious, but everything from jeans to underwear is welcome if its for a trucker or big rig truck, then your business needs to be on Dixie Diesel Trucker TV.

Added to that, we’ll place your ad on Dixie-Diesel/HazzardAyre Radio, free, and as a bonus, you’ll get a free banner on our still in construction web site, and printed magazines, both HazzardAyre, and Dixie Diesel Tymez.

So do your business a favor and your wallet a kindness, advertise on Dixie Diesel Trucker TV, just call 208-212-9653 or email Dixie Diesel TV care of: knytesofanarchy@yahoo.com for details on how to place your ad.

Well its been decided, the heart of Dixie Diesel Trucker TV , will be located in Salt Lake City Utah in March of 2014. It was in the interests of the club, to place the TV gig in where the resources are a bit more available. More on that in our next entry here and how that effects me, and HazzardAyre.

Until L8r haulers,

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Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.
--Robert Louis Stevenson

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Your TV is about to change it’s time for Dixie Diesel TV

Earlier this afternoon whilst I was taking my siesta I got to thinking of the TV show on RFDTV about the old locomotives and things railroad. Nothing wrong with that so all you train fans don’t start scratching your testicles .

But I thought what about those big rigs crossing those big roads, highways and country back roads across the USA? What about a TV show about the golden era of trucking, especially the owner operators aka independent truckers? Those old mom & pop truck stops? The old ways of freight haulers and all? Then I realized that is the reason the Knytes were reformed to begin with. Taking our Hazzard heritage, and putting it on 18 wheels or even six.

HazzardAyre once was after all Dixie Diesel Radio, the entire radio gig in the first place was created to be the one source of 411 for truckers of all kinds. So then after I hit the head and got back in bed, staying off my leg that swollen up like a firehose that was about to burst at 02:00 yesterday but I was occupied in thought of why this thing I have busted butt for, for 30 plus years was about anyway and even why the club was founded to begin with. Trucking .

So got up, fixed a frozen burger and some kind of taters, and did a Google search, for anything resembling Trucker TV. There was one show that caught my eye hosted by a fancy smancy seatcover, and thought this is the kind of thing we had in mind, but lets expand it. Call it Dixie Diesel Trucker TV, have a hot babe host the thing, with some out takes of what we do on the radio here with me in it, and go from there.

But not limited to just a TV show , but a cable/satellite network, that carried all things trucks, trucking and reflected the trucking/trucker lifestyle. Kind of like what Patrick at RFDTV does for country and farming, but in this case our case, do it directed to trucking. Instead of market reports ran 5 times a day, do up trucker news 3 times a day with something different on each report. Not just repeats like RFDTV does. A truckers weather watch done on the hour, then run those old TV shows of and about trucking, from BJ & The Bear to Movin On, plus do a movie on Saturday night with a trucker based movie. By now you get the idea. Then of course overnight, instead of one of those off the wall near fraudulent infomercials, run live broadcasts of Dixie Diesel/HazzardAyre Radio so you can see me doing it. Can I have a mighty 10-4/Amen?

Now to something that comes close to home here. Heard tell there was this dude here in Tweaker Flatts, who put an ad on CraigsList, to hire some punks to rape him, him portraying his XYL(Ex Young Lady) the idea was he was looking to put out a hit on his XYL, no wonder gals get skiddish about answering our ads. Thing is we done turned that over to a reputable casting agency out of Utah, but my what a society we have become here in Tweaker Flatts.

which begs the question, why is it that some gal trying to make some extra bread, don’t start up an agency here for the media. No not us, done gave that up, as a guy casting anything or setting up an agency seems all to self serving, but what about a gal doing this, who would pre screen clients wanting talent, prescreen the applying talent, collecting the talent fee plus booking the talent, can you say Kuching? 

So get ready truckers and America, your TV is about to push in the clutch , hit gear 13 and goes truckin.

Good Numbers to Ya’ll

If it don’t kill ya, it just makes you stronger or so its said

As the nyte rolls in the city, the mystical spirits gain flyte and peace once again assembles to make dreaming possible.

This town is no longer the party town it once was, and sadly I’m not in a mood or even a feeling to preserve it, especially after the past 48 hours.

Wednesday night I was awakened by Charlie about a unlabeled Durango. I suppose its another one of those cases of idiocy that is being a Yankee, something I’ll never claim and discard every chance I get.

I have this feeling of, asking just what is being a Christian? Is being a Christian, treating your fellow person kindly, having understanding, compassion, love and being there when your needed. Is being a Christian only giving or thinking that the path should go both ways? If so I saw one friendship burn up faster than a Zeke being flamed over the Solomons.

Our now exsister Nancy, decides to scrub me on her Facebook page as a sign of get the heck away, no problem, been there done this, many times before. But shouldn’t there be a bit more compassion, understanding and love from one who is supposed to be of the Lord? Over a mere miscommunication between , myself, Shawn at A1 and her? And its adios brother.

This is not what I call, being a Christian. Maybe further study on both of our parts is required but another one of those omens that I now am hearing more, that who cares about this pee ant valley. After all outside of 5 3 of which are both very inactive members of the club as well as being deployed. The club isn’t here much anymore, although the one I depend on I’m thankful for from last night. Could you imagine and I can, what could and would have with my blood clot last night. I’d not be here right now. Family? Really? None. Gains in business for Dixie Toewing, or Hazzard County Choppers? Hasn’t really gotten better in 4 years. National economy ? No that’s not it, its too much pride and too much mule attitudes. Bottom line I have no real reason to bust my ass for any this area any more. So the task, get things in a way so I can say it was not fun, I’m not going away mad, just going away, and hopefully never to return.

Its Fathers Day Sunday, know what I can’t even see my son, or he visit with me. Why, nearly broke after paying bills and all, there’s no room for anything enjoyable. If you think going to the River Fellowship is any more enjoyable as it once was, forget about it. On that, I noticed the big guy at the River’ TV station that does the night news every night from there, wasn’t there. How many times do you need to smack someone over the head to say hey I’ll do the newscast. Naw I don’t need to be part of that phony outfit. Rather, go to the ponds aside the Snake River where the Knytes meet every Sunday. At least I know those assembled are one in thought, mind, spirit, and friends and yes brothers and sisters I can trust.

Like I said at the start here, if it don’t kill you, it’ll just make you stronger. As for me I’m through, I’m tending to the club, A1, and me, anybody else , going to have to do some kissing up to me to fix anybody else's’ ride, at least on this side of the Canyon.

See ya’ll on the radio in the morning.

Kapah

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Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640K of RAM!?
--Bill Gates, 1981

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Some weeks you can’t make anybody happy

Some weeks even days you can’t make anybody happy.

Isn’t it great that God loves me.

So Nancy I guess calls Shawn or Shawn called Nancy, any way here’s the deal straight from the Wolf.

Awhile back Nancy comes to me says her half bred Dakota, aka Durango, had a problem. Brakes etc, so I go ask one of Charlie’s guys Shawn if he’d look at it, he says he would if she’d get it in there. Okay, so after several weeks, she gets in touch and we take it over to 305 shop. So we get it there. It sits for days, Rick and I look it over and a few other club members looked it over, but the idea was to throw Charlie and company some business and do Sis, a favor at the same time.

So then over a period of several weeks Shawn and I had a tiff, so he wasn’t into doing the critter, at first, but started into it yesterday. Not that I hadn’t tried to give him the key to the dang thing, but Shawn was never there.

Of course over the weekend of Charlie reading that big tirade over Facebook from that Leslie and me, thinking it was Nancy being pee-owed at me, all the time just trying to help all too many people. I’m very upset and apologetic, that things got messed up, but these things were beyond my control. I can only do what I can do, or bring some people together, whatever happens afterwards is something I can’t fix.

Then there’s the housekeeping thing, Charlie is well aware of Nancy’ ability and availability , as both Wayne and I told Charlie on multiple occasions at the shop on Osterlo about Nancy, Charlie said he’d give her a call when he had a major cleaning job. My job too at the yard big shop is cleaning the head and office, which is my duty to A1 as well as going on a few tow calls etc. As I try to tell all too many that hear but do not listen, I run, own and operate DIXIE TOEWING. not A1. Repeat I own and operate DIXIE TOEWING, A1. As such I have responsibilities to Dixie, as well as to the club, with this dang radio station.

But the stress and all that brought me to pain last night and all is making an already sore spot much more painful, and while I don’t know who yet and hey it might take as long as another year, but me being a 300 some odd mile round trip from here for me being away may be what God ordered.

Take the whole move here in early 2008.

There are omens or promptings whatever label, but there are times God is telling you up front, don’t do this.

When I first came over to look at the deal in Hammett over the nuke power plant there, the tail pipe and muffler falls off at Tuttle, 1st warning by God, as to don’t do this. But I went ahead, then half way back to Pocky, the rest of the tail pipe to the cat falls off, Warning number two, then just shy of Coldwater, tires blows, lug strips, had to call out a tire truck, thank God really I got off as Bud used his credit card and all was okay, but God was saying don’t move over to Goon’s Ferry. But the guy wasn’t going to refund the 1st months rent or deposit and my place in Pocatello was already rented to someone else so I was stuck.

Then when Charlie took over the duties as payee for my SSI funds, I told Charlie I did not want to move to Twin Falls as bad crap always happens to me there. But Charlie says, move over here, he’d keep me busy with odd jobs and instead of pay, he’d fill my fuel tank and help with things once in awhile. In short, Dixie had to move back to Bliss and Gooding so I run that from there, I live in Twin trying to be servant to Charlie, and club, through the radio gig, and then I meet Nancy.

Now understand the Nancy deal was to be a no personal get involved anything deal. Rick has a few housekeepers, I figured for $40.00 or $60.00 a month, Nancy could come in do the house, wash my clothes etc, as I just never got around to it. But then Nancy and I grew closer. Thing is I do not do well in mix ups with women. That’s why the club hires all models through an agency, considering the gig over last Christmas and all. Funny though I had no problems with women anywhere else except here, must be something in the air in the Tragic Valley or something.

So then one night Nancy, was saying something was wrong with her Durango, thinking I’d shoot some business to Charlie, and help Nancy at the same time , I hit up Shawn about fixing Nancy’s ride. But Nancy kept not bringing the Durango over, so that by the time we got the Durango over to Shawn he already had things of other customers ahead of the Durango. Sure Rick, me, the club members looked it over, but it was Shawn’ s project. In all I got caught up in between trying to help a friend and serving a friend at the same time, and now I catch heck over it.

Quite frrankly, I’m done. My nerves and spirit have been injured, it’ll take time to heal. I’m done with the River, just going to do what I gotta do, to get me, Lexibelle, and Wolf-truck outta here, give the radio gig duty over to Ron, in Bliss, and forget this valley is even here.

Like I said some weeks, one can’t please everybody, except God and I try, but I always ask God, why?

After all as it is in the Knytes code, it is, God, club, charter, confederate nation, then family, everything else is just , if I get time and I know I wont get kicked in the head, in the process.

Any way friends, after all of this, taking the weekend off, unwinding, see all club members at services at the ponds.

L8R ya’ll

 

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Encouragement is like a premium gasoline - it helps to take knocks out of living.
--Anonymous

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You’d think there’s a real news feature here, but Times News and others are blind and deaf.

You’d think that a person brewing their own radio station to be kicked into afterburn mode after our filing in October would get the attention of somebody in local media, especially the Times News, which has lackluster readership at best. But no such thing, the ignorance amazes me somehow. I say oh well their loss, but then that’s why YOU depend on HazzardAyre News , right?

Then I read this thing that really caught my eye after looking for something on that overnight crash near Banbury hot springs last night. Two of our trucks responded and after some serious effort tractor, trailer and car were being brought in, but considering the mess, the paper had nothing. Makes ya’ll wonder , why is there even a paper here? It’s the same thing, just a different day or in the case of news another edition. You’d think that prior bad feelings and all would be swept under the rug, given that here’s a news hound, media personality, combined with a tow truck operator that could report, shoot pics and do the recover at the scene, would be of value. Hey I wouldn’t mind throwing a pic or story to ye ole Times News, every once in awhile, but like KMVT, trying to throw down the branch of truce and work together, goes un noticed.

Such is life in the Tragic, once Magic Valley of Idaho.

So I think is there something that could mend fences here? If so I ain’t seen it.

There’s many that say if this is such a cesspool, as you feel it is why not move? The answer is, simply, I was born here, spent the majority of my formative years here 11 all together, here. I know this valley, its people are much better than what is being done. I remember KMVT albeit clumsy at times, was a good station. When Ken Ritchie worked as the main anchor there and was connected to the old KLIX, under Charley Tuma, we as a club had a fairly good relationship with them. Likewise, when the club was doing an event or had something news worthy, the Times News would work with us. Even if it was a few lines on page A8 still got some press ink, but not today.

The fact that a new radio station being brewed inside of what looks like just a private residence at the corner of Washington and Addison, should be neat feature story, but hey the story of the AyreWolvez and the Knytes had a reporter come by, but never went anywhere.

Mostly cause I couldn’t by the nature of national security could not give phone numbers of members. Does the words of deployed have any value to the Times News?

The situation is this, we don’t like to cause fights or create wars, but a bit of give n take and some local press ink, would be nice.

Any mile been up most of the morning, on air delivering Confederate radio to you all night, so while its cool enough to catch a few hours of snooze time, I’ll bid you ado, till around 16:00 hours.

L8R Ya’ll

 

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A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
--Samuel Goldwyn

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Attidudinal adjustment needed

I just read a thing about SyberJet locating in Cedar City Utah. Congrats to Cedar City, but here’s the dilemma I see in Idaho.

Idaho could have just as easily had that assembly plant of business and luxury aircraft as Utah . Yet like all too many things jobs, tax revenue, and all goes south. Question becomes , why? Could it be Idaho, is satisfied with the lowest wages in America, that are not much more if anywhere near minimum wage. Idaho is satisfied with the youth moving out of state, to find sustaining incomes and jobs. Let alone the educational attributes that Utah has, although the pupil to teacher ratio is Idaho’s favor , still one needs to think, are we really satisfied?

Then I see where Times News staffers have personal blogs on the papers site. Here’s a suggestion there Times News, how about putting in quality blogs of your readers?

Open communication done in proper or even a bit critical form, is just not welcome. After all, don’t want to piss off the stockholders.

Just like so much of Idaho.

I saw this right after Dirk Kempthorne left office as Governor.

Dirk had the spirit of real growth. The state had a funds surplus, instead of so much a deficit and debt.

Seems as all too many in Idaho are satisfied to remaining in the 19th century somewhere than advancing to modern 21st century technology, new jobs and even out of the box ideas, and enterprises. The thought of a Nuke power plant near Hammett Idaho made all too many thinking that the radioactive water would make their new born kids and cattle become little green three headed monsters. So it was ultimately defeated. Instead of looking at the concept of a jobs incubator that it could have been. Nope can’t have that. Then there was that outfit in Goon’s Ferry that was working to set up shop turning algae into diesel fuel, that too got killed. I say damn it Idaho wake up, your state is eroding faster than a ditchbank in a mud storm.

In the words of Major Payne, What we need is an attitudunal adjustment , more like a proverbial ball bat up side the head.

L8R Ya’ll

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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
--Winston Churchill

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