After PhooteNotes

So it is so it was, there I sat, at the tiny booth at the corner McDonalds, trying to get an eye on toes and all, yet Britt was as gracious as could be and I think although could be wrong, but I think we mentally connected. Now don’t read anything into this as a thought of a he and she thing match up, but I think Britt could be a Alpha SheWolf in nothing flat. It was a business meeting yet when I dropped her off at her door, I wondered should I walk her up to the door, if I did, was I going to get a smooch? It as said was a business meet, but felt a helluva lot like a mini date. Wouldn’t mind if it was, I think on a personal level Britt and I could really make some serious magic, but I’m content with getting the magic going through HazzardAyre. Since its inception in 2010, HazzardAyre has grown steadily, and it is becoming even more solid, but like my Mama Wolf said when I was just a wolf pup, be careful when picking tall cotton, cause there might be snakes.

So having all day needing feed, but ignoring my insides waiting for Eve, to surface never got to the grocery store, and even though at McDonalds I could have ate, but because pay day ain’t until Monday was a bit on the short side funds wise and didn’t want to eat in front of Britt, since I could feed her too.

The magic of HazzardAyre happens mostly at night here for many reasons. The first is, its that time most of you who tune in are out on that lonely interstate. The other reason access to the satellite is cheaper, and third program feed over SpeedConnect comes in better. Oh Gen.Lee will I be happy to be planting this seed in Utah. Looking back had I had this team a year or so ago, we’d be mashing the hammer on HazzardAyre by now, but hey.

Basic Chemistry is there between Britt and I, and I think allowing that to germinate will really bring in a marketable crop.

I went to sleep early this morning at 04:30 Hours, although, the club had my mini stipend in the kitty, at 04:00 but I was too pooped to get my weary bones out of bed until 10:30, so fetched cash from the stash, but by the time I hit McDonalds, breakfast had just turned to lunch menu, while I was standing there. Really, they could float me a Sausage McMuffin? Bullsbreath. I think I need to go talk to the Kyle family that runs this outfit and do some serious fixin.

So in closing tonight so I can catch some zz’s while you groove on KDXB and our southern net, Britt and Eve, is going to be here. Can I get em on air? We see. Can or will I get toes in hose against my nose? Again maybe. The thing is while Britt and Eve is friends and need them to continue to be, I think there will be a bit of competition. By the way should Britt, ever need to, the door is always open and we'll leave that at that. See you on the Southern Sunrise edition.

L8R Ya’ll

 

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Can I go potty now?

In the spring mans attention turns to clear blue skys, fluffy clouds and getting up there chasing eagles and angels. Okay normal rule is man’s attention turns to mating, naw, not someone that loves aviation. Clear blue, full fuel tank, and lifting off of the tarmac to areas not seen. Or visiting those you have but going back again. Secluded areas only horse and plane or helicopter can go. Isolation, in amongst nature. Some ties, some wet bail, and rod and reel. For the AyreWolvez it’s a bit more serious. The byrds we rebuild are ones of a restoration of byrds that have seen combat. Protected freedom, and are some of the most challenging to build and fly. Many get what is termed nose art>of course then comes pin ups for many of our ayrecraft(mis-spelled on purpose) this is a long and tedious task. Rather daunting. There isn’t anymore a central point of focus or place to recruit, the lovely hineys to go be photographed with our byrds>but we do manage usually having to book talent from an agency either out of Denver or Salt Lake City. But something tells me that wont be that much of a problem, with my new intern assistant, prospect on board I think the recruitment training and so on is poised to become what many of the Wolf-Pack have desired for quite some time.

This morning, some of the mil money came in, so I decided to go snag breakfast at the local McDonalds that is within three blocks from me. Wouldn’t you know it , standing in line, I was three minutes and no more hash browns short of breakfast. So strolled out, went up the street, got my Skoal, then decided to go take a look see at where Eve works. Snagged a soda there, chatted with her, first thing I noticed was she looked different than her in her skirt and all, here she was in her little outfit building subs. Now a few hours later I would have ordered that, but Subway serves breakfast until noon, so went up there got a breakfast melt, met with the Oriental gal who is going to rent us the office for the studio ops here, and then returned to relax a bit.

Charlie decided we’d make the pilgrimage to Utah on Monday so I have four days to relax and all meaning this weekend putting the fuel tanks in LexiBelle>and after maybe catching some seat time in the air. All while getting things together for our radio show. So what is HazzardAyre Radio? Hazzard is for all things Dukes-of-Hazzard, and southern culture, as well as all things gearhead, performance custom. The Ayre is full on, all military aviation radio, done AFRN style with much Hazzard southern rebel spice. Brought together is HazzardAyre Radio. So with all of this why Ogden Utah? Ogden is within a stones throw of Hill Air Force Base, one of the main strategic air bases in the mountain west. The Air-Force Museum there offers a intense military aviation community.

There are two things I treasure in life, the ability to get to and take time for my morning meeting on the white throne, without interruption. I have yet been able to go in and finish my business, without a phone call, or somebody coming into the Wolf’s Lair. The second thing is being able to get a real full HOT cup of coffee and get to enjoy it without a ton of interruptions. By the time I get a sip its cold, heck I should be given credit for cold coffee, as that’s about all I get,.

Some of the Wolf-Pack who don’t live in this Tragic Valley, say well get yourself some help , club’ ll pay for it. Really? That in my next installment.

Until then, L8R Aviators.

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Why do they call it a fish Taco?

Related to my previous entry, I was talking to one of my disciples, here, and after the discussion of the fact that due to lack of ability to hit the public laundry facilities, both of the fact that no place for a washer and dryer, or going down and having to hear the 2 and 3 year olds ball, and whine, my old forest nerves just can’t take it. Hell maybe that’s why I dg smelly nylons shit I don’t know. The reason I say that is when I was that age, if I started making noise, mom would pull one of hers off and shuv it in my mouth. Did it work? sort of, is that the root? who knows.

So Mike my disciple here, was chatting maybe you do stink, but she should not have snubbed you that bad.After all like it or not, women DO STINK, arm pits, and even feet. Of course that coochie  smells too. Sure most intelligent male corpuscles in the heat of passion, loves to do tongue hockey there, but there are times it do pew. Which is a natural and a pheromone thing. However I was listening to our network and one of our people described the coochie a fish taco. Why the hell would you call it a fish taco. In fact that area of the body, is all interrelated. Think of for years its called a pussy, which is also a nick name anagram for cat or pussy cat. What do cats love to eat the most? Fish. I noticed years ago, if your not lucky enough to have some body of the she wolf gender that will do this for you. Even if she is not your special someone, the one smell that will attract other women the most is the smell of a coochie. So if you get one to drop her shorts, why call em panties, bull fart, call em what they are, shorts under pants . If you can get a gal to slide up and down on you or over you you’ll get babes, but there is an alternative. Get a can of tuna fish from the store, let it sit in room temperature for about 15 minutes then wash your hands in the juice, then rub it slightly over your nether regions, and you achieve the same results.

So is that how we got the modern term calling it a fish taco? A bad fish Taco to me would be a bad bunch of beef burger in a corn hard shell with lettuce and tomato. That’s a foul fish taco, NOT a woman’s coochie. Hell if we want to get serious, the nick name of mine and the name of the on TV mechanic on the Dukes-of-Hazzard is Cooter, which goes in sync with the nick name for a woman’s vagina coochie. For years the street term for a coochie was Cooter. So does than mean myself and Ben got a media name Cooter because we are foul smelling fish tacos?

Okay so as we go off into the olfactory senses here. For whatever reason or origin, and there’s a long history and I wont go into it, but since the words TOE and TOW sound alike, but mean different, there has been many who have connected that to toewing, as I spell it. TR FootNotes and so on, the publication calls itself that because of the connection between the word toe to tow . Years ago as you know we did and redo this on a every 5 years or so to keep it fresh, but the concept is at the end of the TV ads for our toew service is we love toews. With the act of me gently kissing in a Cinderella fashion her nylon toews. Okay, so a few hears ago, one of my production assistants said let me research something and get back to you. She did, and the results of her research was that no one and to date hasn’t set a Guinness world record, for the length of time a male corpuscle like ye ole wolf here, putting the lips and nose on a set of toes in nylon hose. So here’s the thought pattern. Set up a place that would permit an overnight stay, and me kiss one of our pin up girls’ toes for so many hours to set that record. Doing this as a publicity thing. Now not to be selfish here, get local people and merchants to pledge money for every minute and every hour, that I steadily, without any breaks except bathroom breaks, but steadily kiss a gals toes in nylon hose. Get the local TV outlets even CH 11 , to shoot it, have LexiBelle>< my toew truck in the background and then donate the pledged money to say the Miracle Network John Schneider's-Bo Duke) charity.

In this way the club , the radio network, and my toew company gets some free print ink, and publicity, cripple children get something, and maybe I get my fill of this quirk.

Any Mile, big day today, but I hope Eve wears her smelly nylons over today I want to test an idea. Heck I just hope she shows up.

Keep It Tween the ditches,

 

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Any body want a job?

So Rick and Jeff comes over sezz, ya’ll wanna go snag a brew , bring in the new year? I said WTF, and went. So I’m sitting there on my stool, not wanting yet to intermix, don’t get me wrong, recruiting for talent for the club’s eye candy projects is one thing, those come over(well most of the time) do the gig, and split. No shake down or pecker trails to be found. However on a personal level I’m as shy as a turtle, all I want is my brew something I can lip sync with on TV, and some food. I could not go up to a hot gal, and say anything if my life depended on it. Sounds funny don’t it? But its true, professionally I’m as cocky as a prize fighter, but on a up close and personal basis, they need to approach me, then the ice can be broken. So this one gal about a 7, comes by looks first, then turns up her nose.  I think she’s stuck up, naw, Rick sezz, bro you stink. Okay so true I need to do laundry. Its not a matter of lazy or poor, its when have I had time? More over going to the public washing place, I can’t handle boo-whoo whoo, for very long before I get up say shut the kid up get in a fight so, I been looking for a simple housekeeper. One was real good, I had a point last year when even though I wanted to pay her, she hadn’t left me her hours, or how to get in touch to pay her. I’m good, but I ain’t God, or a warlock, I can’t just wave my hand and boom there she is. Then I had another, that flat lied to me, tried to rip me off for much more than her housekeeping wages. Hey the club and I pay a damn good wage for honest good work, but don’t try to stiff us. That just piss’s us off then its adios sister see ya’ll round the galaxy.

So in the AM if I can going to sneak off to get some fresh smelling threads. But if there’s any body out there, not too sweet but a good attitude, honest and needs a job douching out the club house here. Ya’ll know how to get in touch.

More on the overnight got to get back on air, but Happy new year ya’ll

L8R YA’LL

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AT THE END OF ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER YEAR

At the end of another grand fracking day in Tragic Valley, Idaho. Only good thing that happened today was some honey came over to interview for a pin up talent spot, that I think has potential, but the question now is will she return? Will she be responsive? And will she have the enthusiasm for real as she had as when she interviewed here. She forgot to leave a phone number but here’s the part reason, my next door neighbor got into a dick waving contest with our new talents guy pal, don’t know why, but there is a growing problem here that I’m putting under the knife for 2014. The office here will be way the hell up Addison, as for me my fat little butt is going to be in Utah. I’m hoping I can train our new talent in a month, because as I told her, the only times I want to be in Twin Falls or forking Idaho after I move to Utah, is to do a shoot, photo session, or if the damn office is burning down. Besides that communication between me and Idaho will be through two people Erin, our Miss Nurse GoodBody and our new pin up poster gal. Past that I’m flat tired. Every damn time the club, or myself start crawling out of a pit some jackass has to stick their nose in it. Sure I’m sick of CraigsList postings for our needed talent, but where do you call or go in Twin Falls for talent otherwise, THERE IS NO DAMN MODEL/TALENT AGENCY in TWEAKER FLATTS. NO None. It’s taken what a year and a half just to find one with some spirit, but history has taught me not to get all excited. Since she ain’t here, until she’s here, for longer than 2 hours. Our gig is not a come in shoot forget. It’s a learned gig, and one that is more than a spot model job but a doorway into a career. Better than working at Jimmy Johns.

But getting all of this in a limited view, and narrow focused community is about like putting socks on a rooster, sure you’ll get it done, but it’s a real mess trying.

Sure I know certain people are going to throw a hissy fit, over us rolling a talent call again, even worse getting some on board. But they do not know all the people involved now. So its don’t open your mouth to spite your face until you know everything . I know Charlie’s better half is going to throw a fit too, but shit in a month or so, my ass is outta here so, I really do not care. I’m getting this done. The motto of both a Marine and a Confederate, and together a Confederate Marine, means we don’t know the word no, or can’t or quit. Its called Hazzard County tenacity. As long as I’m not doing grab ass, I ain’t breaking no judicial law.

So I sent our new gal an email to retrieve her phone number and set a time on New Years Day for a stop and go meet, but no response. Will she? Hope so, but I ain’t chasing after her. She knows the gig, if she wants it, she’ll show and tell. If not oh well, when we begin shooting video come spring with pro models and talent, she’ll be here.

22:00 hours, two more hours and and I don’t care if it is the end of this dorking year, and the beginning of another, since the beginning of 2014 isn’t going to be much different, than 13 was, but after February it will be a new year.

Until we truck the cyber slab, in 2014 keep it trucking on all 18 and try not to miss too many gears.

L8R Ya’ll

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--Henry David Thoreau

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tHe eVe Is UpoN Us.

The eVe is Upon Us. It is New Years Eve and like many I have been reflecting on the past year. And it has been one that I’m truly loving to see in my rear view mirror.

2013 started off like crap. First Charlie’s better half was all bent out of shape about the club using the apartment here for a club house for the MC. Then in February came the tirade over auditioning on air talent and eye candy for pin ups, calendars and all the rest. What started Jenn being piss’d was some gal Jenn knew auditioned we turned her down and this Jenn was piss’d. Since then the bridges have been rebuilt and she knows the MC a bit better so there’s no more of a problem, but it was a no thrill ride for the first 4 months of the year. Then came April, we thought for damn sure we had the old Hot Rocx bar here in Twin Falls from which we could bring the Reaper Club from off TV into real life. Just as we were about finalize on that the old bag in Burley who owns the property renigged so, that went in the manure pile. The price was right and a search is ongoing now for another space if nothing more than to save face , but hey why say yes when you mean no. When it comes to crap like that, ya’ll know a woman is in charge.

August came and AyreWolf Aviation was flying fighting fires over 80 % of the northern Idaho Mountains, some with some heavy Hollywood A list stars properties being threatened. Since I couldn’t be in the cockpit, I was running supplies between there at four base camps and Twin Falls as well as Boise. At the same time organizing everything to get ready to file on the FCC LPFM window, by October. In that I was able to secure Cable-One Internet, which no matter the claim is no where near the claim. 70megz my ass, 70 down maybe and that’s on a good night at 02:30 hours, when most of the none truckin population is in bed. But it ain’t 70mgz up, 2 to 4 mgz if your really blessed. So I dumped them, and would not pay the bill, they did not deliver what they promised or what they advertised. No how no way. But at least the peanut gallery here kept the cable hooked up so I could get this years season of SOA, and American Horror Story/Coven on tape.

November came and we missed the filing date for the FCC LPFM, but were told a full power station could be filed on mid June, but we’d have to have all our ducks in line or the Feds would upchuck it. So we got through. Thanksgiving came and although grateful, for the invite to Charlies for supper Thanksgiving Dinner, I felt like a 5th wheel. So December finally came. Did three escort runs for A1, thought I had this in the bag but never happened at least continuously , then came the big blow out at the MC, the main President was killed an an accident, could not tend with operations of the club, and an emergency election came. The result? New President of the MC, his first order, get the MC out of Twin Falls. It’s not the rich field to plant the seeds of the club. So we began searching Utah. Since the MC’s Prezz lives there it made sense. Now understand Utah has more properties under $600.00 a month than anywhere just about in Idaho.

Which brings us to the close of 2013.

The new year will find a district office that will be staffed by one of our pin up talents. I myself as of February 1st will be living in Utah, with the entire Hazzard Syndicates office there. With the resources to make not only that main Charter’s operation richer , but will help to expand the Tragic Valley’s sub charter. 2014 will see HazzardAyre running full force, plus many of the restrictions and troubles rendered useless.

Until L8R

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We can do better than that and that’s why we are.

So I’m on the air here, had a family emergency so the afternoon guy was not able to be here so I’m pulling a double air shift, thank goodness I ain’t got to talk much.

So was tuned into a lecture from Dixie Broadcasting and up came a promo for a SOCV Coffee Camp, when I tried to get to it, found a 404 kaput notice, link don’t work, so I thought we can do better than this. Which is part of the delay for launching our operation. Before I get to that, understand I have the highest degree of admiration and praise to Ray and his crew there at WDXB and all. His bringing to the mass’s and us bringing it to you via his web site, over our network, but Ray has done a phenomenal job. Its been said that the highest compliment is imitation, but we’re not just imitating, but taking what he’s doing, mix in a bit of Hazzard County spirit, along with rebel fight the system attitude, and rolling it out. When we accept an advertiser, they are fully screened. I want and demand their claims are true, that their website if they have one really works and no unseen or hidden charges. Then and only then do we put em on air. Now considering our ad rates are more than competitive is an understatement. The fact that it takes no more effort or outgo in money for me to push the button once or a 100 times , means for a flat rate of $100.00 a month, no extra fees, no extra charges, that advertiser gets on the air as many times as a day will allow. This enables the small business person to be able to advertise , rather than just the few with deep and deeper pockets. Radio itself is undergoing a tremendous change. The medium is growing from terrestrial or over the air, to online and on demand radio. We are taking that on with a fever. I think right now that we have a great team, with Richie, Eli, on board, 2014 will be the year that HazzardAyre Radio goes up and kicks butt on all comers and challengers. We’ll move from just syndication and piping to AFRN to the rest of the public. It means a global market rather than just here in the Tragic Valley of Idaho. But as its that time of day and our evening shift kicks in, I go to resting some. Have a interview with a potential eye candy pin up , so will be just pushing buttons. But overnight we’re kicking butt.

Until then, See ya’ll on the radio.

L8R Ya’ll

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--George Carlin

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