HazzardAyre

Sunday, December 23, 2012

So I defriended them on Facebook, guess the war goes on?

So went on line to check my Facebook, page and saw that the illustrious, and arrogant KMVT had said and reporting that snow was falling, like I didn’t know that, as I was out getting people back on the road west of Bliss.

Have been doing that most of the day. I-84 here outside of Twin Falls, has very slushy conditions, with freezing under the light snow pack making driving a real knuckle buster.

So saw that KMVT said , he’d like to hear from some weather spotters and so on.

So I looked and saw nowhere on thereof , a place to put anything on there, much less comment.

Guess the long battle between the Knytes-of-Anarchy including myself versus KMVT goes on. So I decided fine, keep pissing me off, and deleted them as friends and life goes on. Now again I tell you, aren’t you blessed to have HazzardAyre here where you can talk to us and we are not so stuck up?

Talking about HazzardAyre, did a Google search on us, HazzardAyre is getting some online buzz in the good column. That said, watch for expansions to the reach and influence HazzardAyre gains in 2013. We have a full crew coming on board, we now have an onsite engineer, and an onsite Computer IT tech, on board.

Just like our Towing competitors trying to nudge out Dixie And A1 aside, the local news agencies here, including KMVT News ought to move over because , HazzardAyre is here doing what few dare.

Just one question for KMVT, if your going to be on social networks like Facebook, be social, not stuck up. If you want information from viewers, then give us access or shut up.

Like Lee Iacocca said it in an old Chrysler K Car ad, I address this to KMVT, Lead, Follow, or get the hell out of the way.

By the way KMVT, anytime your joint comes up for sale again, let me know, HazzardAyre is ready to buy.

See ya’ll on the highway and on the radio.

B4 I go, got a blib from our guys in Nashville, HazzardAyre goes visual in May, 2013 with HazzardAyre TV.

Politically Incorrect

<<<<<<<< This flag just might be the salvation or at least the only path to divine salvation for this union.

Seems as the folks and I’m proud to be one of them, that believes in tradition like it was up in those hills as well as our southern nation. We think that Christmas should keep the word Christ in it, not be just abbreviated with an X, as in X_MAS, What he heck is that anyway? Then there is the thing of those that stay on the fence of believing in Christ and our Heavenly Father , that want to neuter the season by calling it just that the Winter Season, or Winter Break. Bullstuff. Christmas although astronomically incorrect is still the birth of Jesus Christ, our real savior who came down to this misguided and arrogant, ignorant earth, to save ALL of us from ALL of our sins.

No body goes through life without sinning, I don’t care how careful you are, from blaspheming our Heavenly Fathers name to coveting property. And even me although I might justify it as saving someone from a otherwise abusive environment, lusting after other’ women. But We all sin.

What lets me sleep, is knowing that when I curl up early mornings as I rarely get to go to bed before 07:00 hours , that’s 7:00 AM for you none military and mentally challenged .

But I rest easy knowing that no matter what I do, that God sent his only son to this earth to pay for my sins, by being crucified on a cross for my sins. And yes yours.

Bill Anderson the kountry singer said it best on his new album , with the title, I still believe in Christmas.

Oh sure there are those that trash a youngsters perception of Santa Clause, sure the time of year is meant more , now days for commerce that thanking God for giving us his son, to love as well, but think of this, and ask yourself what did you do for someone this Christmas?

If you want to see a picture of what this season and time of year really means , look at this>>>><<<<

That’s my mentor and best friend Charlie with his new Granddaughter, and I can’t think of a more precious image of Christmas than that.

Yep I may be Pilitically Incorrect, but I’ll keep my love of good people, I’ll keep the standards I was raised with, I’ll keep my Hazzard County roots strong, I will salute this flag>> I’ll sing the Dixie National Anthem, but most importantly I’ll keep Christ in and will continue to believe in CHRISTMAS.

Happy Christmas to ya’ll

from>>>

See Ya’ll on the Radio,

Quote of the Day:
In matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place.
--“Mahatma” Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

Guard, spy or employee? You decide!!

Well here tiz Liz, another Sunday , where I should be asleep but am burning the nyte oil.

Seems as though the disbelief of many of the prospective females entering the Wolf-Pack should be, becoming belief, without doubt.

I know that , Helen, obtained Josh for two reasons, one a big black guy, being more of a guard to their safety, but also to infiltrate the inner circle. Okay not so much infiltrate but to gather intel. I’ll call Josh a JAFO. In military speak, a JAFO is defined as, Just, Another, Fucking,Observer. You might have heard that in the movie Blue Thunder.

Saturday came, the gals whether or not purposefully or not were missing and being distant. Okay, but at 15:30 hours, Charlie calls, wants to know where I’m at and if I’m going to the party? So gals not here, I took Josh.

I think the report to the gals will be, HazzardAyre and all that makes that mostly us, is not bullshit, but very real with solid financial backing and support and that they , best shyt or get off the pot. Charlie as much as I love him has some interestic quirks. Charlie is one who while my age has a condition of that of a toddler. What Charlie wants, or expects, Charlie wants now, or Charlie throws a tantrum. In the adult thought here, Charlie yells. But that must work as look at the success of Charlie and A1. It can’t be argued it works. I share, thankfully those same characteristics as well. Dixie Toewing as we spell it now to distinguish ourselves from the Mississippi river tug boat company, was built upon the back of three toew companies, all owned by myself and my Dad, and his brother Bill. The handle of the company is a distant brother to that of what we started as the Hazzard County Garage, of Idaho that simply wrote the book of towing in Idaho. With 5 trucks stationed in 8 locations meaning 40 trucks total all over Idaho, Dixie Toewing is thee tow service. Now coupled with A1 Towing of Twin Falls, competitors need to just move over because there is no duplication. There is no equal than us.

Dixie Toewing backs HazzardAyre, was the founder of the Hazzard County Knytes, based upon a TV show(Dukes-of-Hazzard) and a major movie Hollywood Knights of the early 1980’s. The Hazzard County Knytes changed over into the Knytes-of-Anarchy in 2008 and is the brother organization of the AyreWolvez, {see more on that in WyldAyre Magazine.} HazzardAyre Magazine, backs HazzardAyre Radio and the rest most of you know the rest.

When visual aids are required to deliver a message to both members, prospective members and sponsors, we deliver it Hazzard County style, meaning great looking women dressed in very leggy threads. We will however never, ever do nudes or bikini’s I just don’t think that makes good Hazzard County photography. That’s why in everything we do, means these>>> in these>>>>

equals = This>>>: Its that simple.

At 07:00 its Sunday now and I’m tyred so since its supposed to be the day of rest, that’s what I intend to do R E S T !!, except for toew calls.

See Ya’ll on the highway,

L8R TTYL

Quote of the Day:
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
--A. Whitney Brown

Friday, December 21, 2012

THEM PESKY INFOMERCIALS AND WHAT U NEED TO KNOW

Okay before I get started on my morning rant here need to relate some important info. As Ben would say it, Here’s the 5X5 from Hazzard.

Looks as though this west coast Cooter , might and I mean just might be finally after 20 years is going to be running as a hitched up highway hookin Confederate. Yep if all things I’m getting from my lady, Ole Cooter here is a getting hitched Hazzard style. Along with all the trappings more on Friday nights entry, but oh does it feel good. In time I’ll have a gal who looks hotter than a two dollar pistol and has the beauty of a true Latino Southern Belle, whose eyes could melt a cheese sandwich from across a room. Ain’t done my normal jumping in the sack yet, waiting until I tie the knot , as it’s the Christian thing to do. Plus my lady needs to get her current divorce final first. But it made me feel more important than Boss Hogg at a Hazzard County social last night at Anchors me with the hottest gal in the place, and all mine. Like Roscoe would say, “ I just love it, I love it.”

Seems as though rumblings from Hazzard says that there is a future edition of the Dukes in the works, and talks are going on, to put the Dukes back on TV on what is Family Net, a subsidiary of Rural TV/RFDTV.

Our doing? Only in part.

Also HazzardAyre the movie begins in May, so big doings for our soul of Hazzard County.

Okay then, you see late at night those pesky damn infomercials, and you think , “ Dang not this again?” But thar tiz Liz.

Some idiotic product or service that is poorly made, will come apart at high speeds and is susceptible to udder destruction at the slightest touch. Sounds like a new member of the Hazzard County Cheerleader squad, but no its not all that good.

However , not all of these products suck lead bricks.

One in particular is the MySleep Pillow. Ain’t ordered it yet, but the company involved is very credible.

What many of you don’t know is, TV networks and stations airing these half hour TV ads, get a kick back besides the time air rate. Many stations get at minimum of 15% sales commission on each one of those damn products sold.

The reason so many stations and networks run these things is TV ad sales themselves are not all that good right now, so to make the cash for their stash, they run infomercials.

Now then what if, and I mean if, a radical rebel hot rod everything club out west with its core being of Hazzard County and the Dukes were all of a sudden running a club membership recruitment informational infomercial?

That in my next entry, but my lady Helen, is due to be here at 10:00 Hours, so I’m off the sleep.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Honk off, bozo.
--Eno, The Duplex

Luke 2:6-7“While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.”

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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Oh our little darlings

Morning ya’ll , colder than a mother in laws smile and a bankers smile.

Did you hear about that big bank fraud case overseas ? By UBS? Trillions of dollars, much civil lawsuits.

Did you know that yesterday was the deadline that all full power TV stations, cable TV and so on had to have in place equipment and that equipment running, so as to not have it where your watching a show or say the local newscast on KMVT, and hear Kelly Carlson come belching out with THIS SUNDAY at so and so. In other a loudness rule called the CALM act went into effect.

This means if your drama is at one level or volume setting the commercial can’t be any louder. Even if the ad was produced louder, now the TV station has to make sure that the volume level remains , level.

You can bet your butt, my VCR is set on a few stations around here mainly KMVT, so when they goof on this and you know they will, I can send proof to the FCC and let the FCC fine the station $10,000.00 per violation.

This of course means that all of KMVT’s networks, from the CW to FoX is going to have to have somebody there monitoring the sound level and making periodic adjustments as needed. No more auto computer doing it.

We here at HazzardAyre are making score cards to keep track of the fines from KMVT, KSAW, KTVB and so on. They didn’t do this with radio, see why we in radio are far superior? There’s somebody always at our control board. Guess the board operator at KMVT will have to stay put, not sneak off to the station cafeteria.

Finally, as reported we are going to roll out Highway Hooker Toewing as an experiment, to see what shakes. Dixie Toewing will remain intact in both Burley and Rigby, but for a year or so we are going to do things Highway Hooker style, with our side saddle being Hazzard County Choppers/AyreWolf Aviation, one downtown Twin Falls, the other out at the TF Airport.

Hammered out a bunch of things to the already applied to us talent. The one I hope gets on board is the gal, named Chantal. I think if my memory does not fade here, that she used to work at Stoney’s Café up in Mountain Home, if so I already know her very well and want her on camera for us. We see if she truly calls and comes on down.

The rest , naw. One was supposed to drop by yesterday, of course didn’t, okay coming to some strange guys house ALONE is spooky, but hey bring a guy pal, check us out, then dump us or not, or if not going to show use the cell phone with free long distance and call me, say I ain’t interested, I ain’t coming down, don’t make me just sit here waiting.

Then there is one that used to I guess work or at least used to be involved with the That One Place Bar. Which by the way I and the club could sue over the name, as Tommy Pistone of Salt Lake City and I made a federally registered trademark of , the name That One Place which opened in Midvale Utah in 1994. We ain’t cause its trivial and I like the management of That One Place up here in Buhl, that is damn near door to door located across the street from where our radio stations main studios will be housed.

There was one there whose sister was a manager, that I think was warming up to me, then there was this skinny mini blonde chick that had a cute name but damn if I can remember it now. But I don’t know how many $10.00 tips I gave her.

Small world huh?

Any way, watch TV today and lets see how many times KMVT or one of its networks screws the pooch with the CALM ACT.

Keep it tween the Ditches

Quote of the Day:
WARNING: Repeated brain usage may be harmful to others.
--rdude

Luke 1:76-78“And you, my child, will be called a prophet of the Most High; for you will go on before the Lord to prepare the way for him, to give his people the knowledge of salvation through the forgiveness of their sins, because of the tender mercy of our God, by which the rising sun will come to us from heaven”

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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Sunset Serenade

Okay, talent search for pin up girls and radio on air talent still going on. Don’t look good . All the ones who sniffed at the job ain’t called back and I ain’t begging.

Okay then, so I go out for milk get diverted to a project of finding both quarters for the TV station and the clubs aircraft. Go into one Real Estate office, not for shyt. Seems ever damn office space in town is at the fringe of the $500.00 range. Not bad, but not good, so for at least the short term until at least two bonafide applicants hot female on airs shows up, I ain't getting tense about moving the radio station from the Wolf’s Den. Both for reasons of office studio price and lack of talent to make it go. Its all good where its at.

Now dig this, went into a big house builder outfit here that is heavy into aviation. Asked about hangar space, so happens there is some, under $300.00 month. Now here’s the thing. Hangar space is as scarce as meat on a turkey drumstick at Christmas Dinner, you’d think what is out there would cost up the ying yang. Office space open all over the damn place, but at a premium price. Don’t ya’ll think that’s a problem? A little askew?

Okay as I close to wind down from being awake, waiting for phone calls and people to show up for interviews that can’t even call back. I want to say this.

I saw a thing on my Facebook page that went>> I fully agree. Any questions?

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Confidence and enthusiasm are the greatest sales producers in any kind of economy.
--O. B. Smith

Luke 1:68-70““Praise be to the Lord, the God of Israel, because he has come to his people and redeemed them. He has raised up a horn of salvation for us in the house of his servant David (as he said through his holy prophets of long ago),”

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How about a simple thing called a phone call?

Okay so I go out to the mall, for my daily java break, then beat a path back here to the Wolf’s Den in anticipation of some gal from Sun Valley that said she absolutely would apply for an on air job here at KDXB.

So I get here only to find a email saying this ain’t the kind of job for her or some such.

Which is fine, after all finding the right gal or gals for this job is not easy. Considering this ain’t Nashville, and even remembering the past of years gone by, of a renegade proudly renegade media firm of ours that has been here in this valley since 1974 , owned and operated by the same people for that same time period. Back then, there was not a Internet, nor Craigs List, and damn well no Explore Talent. We’d put a notice up at the Polish Palace in Hazzard(Hagerman) and it wasn’t unusual for 20 gals to apply. Even coming to the house.

Of course I’m mindful of the atrocities and abuse amongst other things that take place in this nation, something the Knytes are trying to cure. But damn Sam, what’s the big deal, you show up at the Wolf’s Den, we take a look, the applicant fills out paperwork, and in about 4 weeks we start training. In the bigger studio. In my opinion , no big right? Guess it is for some.

I always lean towards the gals that are already busy with a husband, and have at least one offspring. Reason married and with a kid means some measure of stability, and the other, both of us knows there a line that is not crossed over.

I have heard things like, well something hinky might happen to me in that duplex, well something might happen in a gall darn office/studio too. Shute a normal radio studio, is a 5 x5 room, totally soundproofed and usually no one besides the announcer (me) and the co-host is in there. If there was any chance of anything like a feel it up party, it’d be more likely to happen in a studio.

Our style of radio rests between the timeless styles of WolfMan Jack and Howard Stern. While not as aggressive as Stern’s, with a bit of Hazzard County and Hee Haw thrown in. I have yet had a complaint registered of someone getting sexually abused or even close. Most often what we do is strictly comedy bits for the show with a bit of shock factor mixed in, but never where someone’s safety or virtue was threatened.

Now dig this, and whether it happens or not remains to be seen, but the most traffic I’ve been getting is coming from up near Boise way. Even one from our dreaded MHI area. Yet the response from the locals of Twinky Flatts here is near zero.

But in closing, if someone does not want to apply, just pick up their damn cell phone, give me a call we have two phone numbers 736-9653 or my cell, 212-9653 and if one wants to know, the last 4 of our numbers spells out WOLF purtty easy to remember, but a courtesy call is nice.

Most of the traffic today has been really wyld. Seems after a snow storm like we had of which Dixie snagged 4, it gets a tad dryer and folks think its kuel to drive idiotic again.

But in closing, I want to tell all those applying for the jobs we have running on Craigs List, get serious about it or don’t inquire, if you set a time for an interview , at least call if you decide our job is not for you.

Ah the days of innocence.

L8R Ya’ll