HazzardAyre

Sunday, April 14, 2013

DOH CORE values, and being different.

You’ve heard me say this so many times my gums hurt and finger and wrists hurt from grinding it out on this key board.

Being different is not always bad. One of the real things that define us as both a population and species is our individuality. Without that we might as well be robots.

Doing the SSDD, shuffle. I’d rather do a different grind each day, even every hour. While I don’t like a lot of change, I don’t like getting stale. That’s why I’ll throw something out here at least 4 times a day to keep this alive.

Now then heard from a associate, about DOH purists, and those just riding the shirt tails to make a dollar.

It’s just like organized religion. Every day I watch on NRB , some preacher, but just like the song says, Yes I know Jesus walked on water, but a few preachers want to do some walkin too.

I have seen so many sites, so much merchandising and so much commercialization of the Dukes-of-Hazzard, that it makes me cry. This is something the Knytes in our entire kinship with the DOH crew, cast, producers, writers etc have never done. See we as this club, is. We are more into the story lines, that we enjoyed. What were those writers trying to say? What biblical (there were many) did Uncle Jessie and Enos quote? All too many but loved none the less.

Yet hundreds of fan sites, misquotes, even things that have little to do with the show, just showing off the General Lee, and that’s all. Nothing about southern heritage, nothing about southern rural life, and how about showing off some of the rest of the cast. How about remembering when Enos went to Los Angeles? Fans and Hollywood forgot that true fans didn’t. The list goes on, but making money off of the Dukes is like making extra cash off of God, in both cases in our opinion its blaspheme and nothing else.

I remember, and its still way beyond getting there, as I have been tugging at Both Ben (Cooter) Jones, and Jimmy(Roscoe)Best, about doing a thing of a hot rod club, in the rural south, kinda a American Graffiti only done Hazzard Style. Called (what else?) The Hazzard County Knytes.Haven’t heard from anybody in the DOH bunch, but think it ought to be done. Not something to make a ton of cash, although it would, but to get people into the rest of that mystrical place called Hazzard. Make it a bit daring and hard like the pilot movie of the Dukes(the MoonRunners) was.

It could be done and could become a pilot for a series, but as of yet have not lit the fire under the right britches.

Lets make a Dukes and a Hazzard connection, revive the real core energy, not just those wanting to make a buck off of it.

Any mile 06:30 hours comes early so gotta lights out see me overnight Monday into Tuesday morning on the radio.

L8R ya’ll,

Quote of the Day:
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
--Robert Lee Frost

1 Corinthians 15:1, 3-4“[The Resurrection of Christ] Now, brothers and sisters, I want to remind you of the gospel I preached to you, which you received and on which you have taken your stand. For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures,”

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Facebook's settings are stupid

While no longer much of a great turn on, we’re still looking for the most delectable toes in hose, for our graphics, for on TV and here on the blog. Have small toes, female, wear nylon hose, then give me a call. Maybe Mirinda will wear something for observing next Monday, when she comes over. Was going to do that tomorrow except, gotta run a bunch of junk down from Challis so sorry dear not going to be here. Call me you have my number.

Okay then went to put her back in the Knytes-of-Anarchy’s page on Facebook. Damn thing said, couldn’t invite a blocked user. So fumbled around, but couldn’t find where to un ban her. Bullsbreath the damn page was created and is managed by ME. Damn college critters in Palo Alto California anyway. This is one of the times I’d love to have the fuel money to fly down there grab, one of Facebook's little snot nosed peanut heads, and say, “ look you little piss ant, unblock her or I’m using your head for a drain cleaner.”

Once again the need for our own site. Any takers at building it?

See all after church.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
--Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Can’t even go to the latrine

So there I was , cruising on all 8 on Sunday afternoon’s edition of HazzardAyre. 16:20 hours comes up, NPR’s news break.

Thinking hey at least I can go to the latrine. Nope, half through the newscast kept loosing signal with the WIFI web outfit I’m with.

Although still better than CenturyLink and Cable-One, there are issues, especially in in climate weather. Is there an answer?

Checking with SpeedConnect , Monday.

So then too, brings up the subject of having a second seat here in the cockpit of HazzardAyre. Meaning if I need to take a breath of air, go to the head etc, even if something fuggles up there’s someone in studio to keep things flowing. So good bad or different, put the stuff back up on CraigsList see what goes. Okay then hitting Big C Monday at the shop so not going to be on overnight, but will be in your ears Monday into Tuesday.

But dang it, can I catch a break here? Can I ever get an ISP that really is headache free and built for broadcast?

Keep it tween the ditches, and stay tuned.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
--Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Erection at the River this morning.

Never mind the fact that I am the Wolf in amongst the Sheep, the predator in amongst the bovines, don’t matter, put anything tasty or sweet in front of me and I’ll be looking much more than usual, hey be real if the last lay you had was 20 years ago , you’d be a bit on the grab a root and growl too.

So sitting there in Church, getting into both the media engineering as well as the lesson or subject of sermon, glad it weren't about getting a stiffy in a jiffy in church.

After they threw some viddles together, some luke warm chili and some just warm hot dogs, but I could see this sweet thing in a mini skirt so short if she fluffed you could have seen the prize of desire.

This ain’t been the first time I have seen or experienced this. There were many times when I went to the LDS church I got this way.

Now despite all the letters I’ll get here, you can’t stop those feelings that God gave you, no matter the venue. If its hot and leggy, my pistol is cocked and ready for action.

Of course there were all those ready to find fault. Thing is, I didn’t dress up the gal that way, so don’t blame me for wanting to play in the hay.

As I close, remember , there’s more than one place to recruit honey for HazzardAyre. No I’m not being blasphemeous, but hey if its there and willing.

It’s just like, for 3 years there was this gal named Jennifer Savage of Hazzard. We both went to the same LDS Ward, were in the same Sunday School class, but one Sunday after those 3, prior that she’d been teasing, I thought enuff of this I wanted some. So the offer pitched and on the bed behind the stage curtain where some church group had done a play previous week, and made Sunday lunch have a whole new meaning. Was it wrong? Maybe, but I’m one that if you put it out there this old kaynyine is going to at least scratch and sniff.

Question is and we’ll discuss it on my show over night, do you get a stiffy in Church, if so do you or have you acted on that urge?

Email me , ayrewolf@gmail.com if you have.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
I detest the man who hides on thing in the depths of his heart and speaks forth another.
--Homer

There are Confederates and Southern faithful, who really are and those that ain’t

I truly love goin to church. You get to see the idiotic and the blasphemers up front.

You can immediately tell, the people who are true, believers and are there for Jesus, and the ones that are there, for show or to play lets make a deal.

Of course few realize when I’m there, it truly is the hour of the kaynyne in amongst the sheep.

Went to the River Fellowship, while there sat where they push the buttons for the service and TV broadcast and from the show last week they truly need divine inspiration . Now did I get much more than a wink? Nope. Heck you’d think I was a mere mutt begging for a bone, and a bare one to begin with. Really? The entire lesson, was about some 30 day Challenge of making yourself a part of Gods army, in service not just by lip service. Hey I got an idea, when someone is asking to be part of something don’t keep slamming the fracking door shut.

Then there are those that say they are confederate and all, I have an idea, they ain’t.

Here’s a picture. Of course we all know of all that is Hazzard County, is at the left ventricle of the heart of the Knytes. Fine, but with all the barking of General Lee, the infamous Dodge Charger on the Dukes, you never saw a General Lee celebration. The celebration was for General Jackson, so why not do a poster or make a salute to StoneWall? No its always Robert E,

Let’s honor those that would have kept fighting and not have surrendered like Robert E did.

Not taking anything from Robert E, but dang it there were others, and its time to recognize them, like my kin, General Montgomery.

So much for being delicate.

Next time seeing Yankee stupid, on parade.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
To educate a person in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
--Theodore Roosevelt

Keep it current and how long is RFDTV going to run that damn My Pillow infomercial?

As I got undressed to go to bed so I could get up for church, I saw back to back for three hours long that damn infomercial of My Pillow.

Does RFDTV going to use this guys ad time of a 52 week buy , this way? For most of us, while I’m ordering one of these things to see if its good, then report to you the real results the question is, as it is every Sunday, morning early, Do they got to run this again?

So I did a quick search on the net from Google . Found this bit and clip that shows on a search, from Google. Problem is the video clip is no longer available since it was done in 2006, and the rest of the article is no longer germane.

Can’t those search engines update search results and give us something that is of the immediate 5 years? Rather than go back ten years and find things that are no longer prudent.

What I try to do each day, if not 5 times plus but at least once, is to keep YOU informed on things as they are in 2013. Not always dredge up the past except where historical background for an article requires it.

The question is, hey Patrick of RFDTV and Tim of RFDTV, can’t you do something, limit this old and I mean OLD, MyPillow infomercial?

If you can’t run FamilyNet right sell it to someone who can, us, we are ready buyers.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them for five years.
--Samuel Goldwyn

With some Tweets to tell the Tweeter, who the Fuck Cares?

There are times, that I get what’s called Tweets from my Twitter account, that I’d like to just ask, the Tweeter, “Who the Fuck cares?” I mean if it has nothing to do with the Confederacy of Today, if it has nothing to do with HazzardAyre, or WyldAyre, or even the Knytes, I quite really don’t give a squat. I’m sure there is, but there ought to be a filter, like Facebook has(only real part of facebook I like) is a button, to alert me to only important notices or alerts. How about a button on my Twitter account for only what I want to see and know about, but to hell with the others. I want that button. >>> I can’t help it I like that cartoon, its how I feel sometimes, get promised much, yet get little. Makes, me wish at times, although there was troubles there, that I’d have left things alone, and stayed in Burley. At least I was nearer to Utah and had a shop to rework my own equipment to the ability to get out of this state. Sure the station in Buhl would have suffered, but who gives a squat? I could have sold it at least then, and taken the money moved to Utah and forgot this idiotic state. But hence I’m here and like a Navy Seal, I’m staying to finish the job I was deployed here to do, put this gall darn radio station on the air.

But still>>>

Any way gotta get to bed church in the morning.

B4 I go, just want to say one last thing to Amber out there, now that we both know your never coming to work here, think you might find your way clear to rolling over here and doing a photo op, for the station?

L8R Ya’ll