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Sunday, April 21, 2013

I hate it when people screw with my Sunday’s

I hate it when people mess with my Sunday’s.

I sleep sound all night, wake up dreaming of pancakes, at the Reaper, and while pulling up my boots I check email.

That twat here yonder , says quit posting stuff on CL.

Okay I’ll admit, there ain’t much of a job here yet until the expansion is complete, but hell , getting a few people trained to go into battle makes sense.

Then she starts bitching, about even posting things for a damn housekeep. What she objects that I give someone a job cleaning my crapper and vacuuming the forking floor, for a couple hundred bucks a month. Get off it bitch.

I don’t mind talking politics, of ignorant Yankees on Sunday and me talking back on my radio show. I don’t mind running a toew, hey that’s part of the profession, but damn it, people that I told to FO, in the first place but coming on, to finally back off the pier , gets a itch under her diaper, and then starts heckling? Bullsbreath.

Its days like today that if I could, I’d move every damn thing I own, tell Big C, its been nice we tried but I can’t do this, and move over to American Falls or down to southeastern Idaho where I got kin folk.

But fact is, Confederate’ don’t run, we don’t back off, and never ever retreat.

But its why we’re hiring talent outta state.

But ya’ll can bet your next set of racing tires, that this twit, will be the first bellowing cow, after DukesFest West comes off, with nearly 200,000 people that’ll attend, with Ben, Daisy, Roscoe and Emma Leigh, as well as Pat Burr here playing southern style kountry music. The hot rods, classic otr trucks , custom toew trucks, and all that real southern food. Oh yes she’ll eat crow, but I ain’t even passing her salt, but this is the cost of success. She can’t get over the fact that she screwed the pooch on being part of HazzardAyre so she’s gotta start trouble.

But I ‘ll get over it, but I ain’t so sure the club will, and their attorneys are big guns that don’t back down no how.

Any mile I’m trying to get in the mood for Church, but you’d think people would have some conscience and decorum and not bother someone on Sunday.

These dumb Yankee’ like Jesus said and I pray to the lord this every night saying, “ Forgive the God, for they know not what they do” .

Nuff Said.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
ARH!! I found it!
--vyacheslavkozlovfan

John 10:28-30“I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. I and the Father are one.””

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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Stern Radio done Hazzard style

I get asked by those not of knowledge of HazzardAyre, what HazzardAyre is. Simply put its ultra fight the system rebel radio done Hazzard style. Even to the degree, that some might even say Stern radio bits done with a confederate finesse .

However my last bit, I’ll admit was a bit OTT(over the top).

Here was my point simple.

Every guy that I know my pals and all, have always commented on a gals backside. Oooh she got fine fanny, etc. When admitantly most guys want one place to play, its close to the fanny, okay. Thing is I have known maybe a handful of women that’ll even let you play with that hiney, and further exploration there is usually no way.

No matter how many videos show it otherwise, your neighborhood girlyfriend ain’t going to let you play with their anus. Yet we all comment on it first. Excersize gurus and programs stress PT to cure hiney’s that are the size of fuel tanks on a Kenworth.

How about once hearing or seeing an ad, that stress’s tightening of the vaginal muscles? You’ll never hear that.

But I’m drifting away from my main topic.

The fact is we go after the subjects, too taboo . Why not say it like it is?

But to those that might be offended I apologize, but its also a test, as if ya’ll can’t handle that your not going to handle being a true member of the Knytes-of-Anarchy or the Winged Warriors.

Stay tuned,

Quote of the Day:
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
--Albert Szent–Gyorgyi de Nagyraolt

1 Corinthians 15:20-22“But Christ has indeed been raised from the dead, the firstfruits of those who have fallen asleep. For since death came through a man, the resurrection of the dead comes also through a man. For as in Adam all die, so in Christ all will be made alive.”

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This is rated XXXX Adults only ,

Every male corpuscle I know of, has stated this at one time or another: What a nice ass. Question is, is it>>>Or is it this, and be honest >>>.

The other question is , how many women will really let you play with this>>>, rather than this>>

That’s what we’re talking about tonight on HazzardAyre. Tune it and get turned on.

L8R Ya’ll

Out of Anarchy comes order- Clay Morrow

Making a Living in Hazzard County, Making a living off of Hazzard County.

There are about as many websites and so called rebels, that think the Dukes Of Hazzard is a Holy grail. To many of us it is, but there’s a ton and a half of people making a living off of Hazzard County, and a few of us making a living in Hazzard County.

Every day, I get out of bed under the sky's of a misty southern Idaho. I get dressed, walk over and deliver 6 hours of radio during our Hazzard County, wake up show. Afternoon I roll over to the real shop of Hazzard, Hazzard County Choppers, turn wrenches, run the toew truck, and fly a few field dusting missions. At 19:00 (7:00PM) I roll back here to the Wolf’s Den, and shazzam, I’m on air doing HazzardAyre, then still there from 00:00 to 04:00.

All the time preaching the Hazzard County gospel, and reliving those special times, but not wanting to make any money off of it. Of course some things we do charge for, advertising for one since gotta keep the lights on and pay the help here, but never to make money off of something so innocent and pure. And yet if you look over so many sites, and hear so many people you’d think that the Dukes was their idea.

And in defense a bit, long before Ben(Cooter) thought of Cooter’s Place, The then Hazzard County Knytes(Knytes-of-Anarchy today) were working up something called Hazzard County USA here in Idaho.

Hey not detracting or minimizing what Ben and alma have done. I love both of them like family. In fact the entire cast. But that said, for all the phonies out there, The Knytes were the first fan group of the Dukes. We were the first, both fan club and hot rod club combined. And the first Southern heritage preservation organization , headquartered here in the Mountain West.

Bottom line, there are many copies, but only one original, the Knytes are it, if you want to be part of us, my phone number is in my id badge at the end of this blog.

Now gotta get back on the air.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
What I hear, I forget. What I see, I remember. What I do, I understand.
--Confucius

Romans 10:9-10“If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.”

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beware of the shadows

Okay one possible , others on the horizon. might have a sales person, will know Friday.

Interviewed house keeper, things are now on target.

Of course I had to get an ornery email from one of those that dropped the ball at the 20 yard line in December early January, of which sorry twit you missed. Now don’t go away mad, just go away.

Not everybody thinks that I’m out for getting very familiar, or trying to scam em, they understand that this is a small enterprise on the verge of rolling out to super Nova status. That just because their drug crazed, drunk x hubby was abusive don’t mean I am, or the club is. Some people view it just like we were in 1976 when we fired this old Lizzy up , some gals show up for the job both on air as well as model, some don’t even care if they get paid, just doing it for kicks and experience.

Most understand we’re not yet there, but close enough to the refire, that help needs to be recruited, trained, practice through interning to go live on air about mid November 2013.

They understand that while the mini studio, is my house, the bigger studio, is in Buhl, and ain’t ready for people to be in there (yet).

Not every female is running around paranoid. And two not everyone being interviewed is a size 2. Heck I’ll interview a size 20, as long as she has a personality, willing to train, and maintains herself. Its when you get some drug chick, that’s a 10 ton Tessie, that thinks she knows everything that trouble starts.

But then you get people that messed up, in the shadows, hey I don’t care. Let em call the fuzz, shit, the fuzz, will see a legal papers on what we’re doing, Phone book listings for us, a tax number for us, FCC license number for us, as well as people of the club that wont hesitate standing up for this rebel radio station and corresponding network.

Just because honey you get the heebbee jeebbee’s , don’t mean anything sinister is going on, just someone building a company. I say move over. Like a President of Chrysler said once, Lead, Follow, or get the shyt out of the way.

See you after the show.

L8R ,

Quote of the Day:
What I hear, I forget. What I see, I remember. What I do, I understand.
--Confucius

Excuse me, but all who are watching FamilyNet are not Senior Citizens

Well another show in the can, and detuning to get to bed.

After the long night of informative lectures from DXB, I also watched a bunch of TV . Which unless your one of the chosen few, who have cable, you watch only two stations unless you buy a converter.

One is FamilyNet, a sibling now of RFDTV, which ain’t done much in years prior. Its not family decency, its just plain being smug and arrogant, but as its been said, every mutt has its day.

That said, except for the rare GEICO or Progressive ad, all you see on FamilyNet during prime time is stuff for Senior Citizens. Hey nothing wrong with the elderly, heck we all end up there sometime, but even they would like to see a commercial, for something besides LifeAlert, or AARP, after all we all don’t need to be reminded that we’re old, enough to know better, but still young enough to not really care.

Hey I hit the big 54 marker next Saturday, yet outside of some combat generated aches and pains from wounds doing two tours, I feel damn good. In fact if I had known, what laid in store for me coming home I might not have wanted to. But hey the few moments of remembering good times, brought me here along with a scheming nose candy whore, and her gaggle, her seeking escape, me tending to duty for the Knytes. Even so, If I had thought that the area was as still behind 200 years, I would have said here ya’ll go, I’m going back to Wyoming. But hey guess what? I’m here, doing what the prime mission was or is so there goes. Only thing, do you realize and Tommy and I talked about this last night, do ya’ll realize, its been since 2006 since I got laid? Or at least something more than a sniff at a bikini bar or a quicky at Denny’s in Boise in 2008, still something substantial. 5 years no action, can make a wolf on two legs damn hungry. And just about anything is game. But I’m getting off topic(sorry).

RFDTV ought to do something more and target more under 60 demographic viewers. Point the ad sales department that way too.

Bottom line Patrick of RFDTV old buddy, FamilyNet, is not just Senior Citizens. Try advertising Clearasil, rather than Geritol.

As I close , the only good thing of watching RFDTV, was catching Virginia Dreams CenterStage, and Emma Leigh.

Concept of us at Confederate Star, is building a show that is Virginia Dreams, Crook & Chase, and HeeHaw mixed together and served Hazzard County style. Trying to get Jeff , Emma’ manager to manage the show, and Robin to be our publicist for the show. Mainly have Emma host the show.

Watch here for details.

Speaking of Emma, we’ll be interviewing her on air next weekend along with our Emmathon, here on HazzardAyre Radio, too bad ya’ll outside of the Mountain West cain’t hear it.

Final, here; I although not a big fan of our dear Idaho, was insulted the other day on My Classic Tractor Fever show on RFDTV< something to do with having tractors from all states including all the three I states. Three I states, make that 4 pal. Idaho, in case ya’ll didn’t see is an I state, and there’s a heap amount of both farms large and small, as well as tractors. So next time your blowing noise out your fat ass’d nose and mention the I states, include Idaho. We count too.

L8R Ya’ll I’m dead to the world until 10:00 hours.

Stay Tuned,

Quote of the Day:
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry

The taboo subject few are looking into

Before I get it on here need to tell you, HazzardAyre will begin running at 18:00(6:00PM) to 23:00(11:00PM) Monday through Friday, and AyreWolf Radio on weekends same time. WyldAyre Radio from noon to 18:00, and a combination of Dixie Diesel and Highway Hooker Radio overnight. Highway Hooker Radio is the only radio show on radio for us in toewing. Owner operators with ultra small fleets in rural America. It is of that show I’m beginning this re-examination.

Back when the idea of a radio program for toewing, there were few that could pronounce tow as toe, to many they pronounced it like cow.

A few years later I saw an ad in some yellow pages , that read at the bottom, we don’t want your arms & legs just your tows. Then a few years after saw a publication called PhooteNotes that is now spelled FootNotes, as in TR Footnotes. Not bad, but why? because of the immediate relationship, between those things on feet called toes and the word tow. Which my intern at one time put together, as toew.

Now then to add some spice to a few ads for my company ads as well as those for the radio show, with lovely sweet Daisy, being the rage, I thought at the end of my ads, I’d just kiss the toes in nylon hose for sanitary concerns, and do it up as we luv toewz.

However , ever since then, the mere sight of a gal in shorts, or a skirt, etc in hose with hot legs makes me loose all control. I often have this image of some gal, showing up here at the studio in such wanting to entice me to doing the wyld thing.

The thing is, if you Google this, you will find nothing but very vague answers. There is no real research done on the reasons why us male corpuscle loose our superior strength when a gal in nylons and heels shows up. Its like kryptonite to SuperMan.

Several years ago, in Utah my XYL, before things got to a point of no repair, suggested that I for some sort of therapy, her or someone with even smaller feet and toes, in the smelliest hose one could find, go out to a major Mall, (Layton-Hills) and me sit and kneel in front of her and kiss her toes in hose. First to get it out of my system, two, set the record, with the resulting publicity gaining money for the Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals. Well Layton Hills Mall only said no, although the idea is being reapproched, but also approaching the Magic Valley Mall, here in Twin Falls, just need to find someone a hot honey that gutsy, here.

But getting back there is no real research here. I see zillions of videos on YouTube, you can Google it and find pics galore, but for real research, naw it ain’t there.

The reason? I want to do something to desensitize me from this, but to do so , one needs to find the point of origin.

Anyone wanna help?

Until Thursday at 18:00