Maniac Monday

It’s once again Monday, the shedding of excess weight of both that housekeeper thing and the so termed religious house that harbored it, is beginning to be a relief. If I need my house cleaned I’ll do it, need my floors vacuumed? I’ll buy my own Hoover, and so on. Kinda like the question I asked 4 days into my first marriage, why the hell did you not just learn to cook? As far as making babies , shit, who wants to bring kids into this world in its current condition. Not saying abortion , just saying, go into secret places with a trench coat on, don’t take any chances. oh and that emotional connection? Bullshit, these days there ain’t no emotional connection between guys and gals. Only emotional connection these days for a guy, is the one I get during prayer, and massaging lexiBelle, my toew truck. Gotta think, LexiBelle is still with me, there ain’t no more wives. Never will be. Done gave up on that. No not turning queer, but why? There is no more emotional stability, with women any more, hell most of them are more messed up than us male corpuscles are, women these days, don’t fall into the traditional housekeeping, loving, cooking, sewing wife that most men desire today still. Today they don’t exist. Farm wives might be in this category, but the good ones of those my age, without a heckofalot extra problems do not exist, they are done hitched to someone.

If your not hitched to someone by age 55 and I’m one year shy of that, chances are your never getting hitched. My last one in Tooele Utah, was just that my LAST ONE.

But guess what ? I’m not blue, I have the best 44 any gear splitter ever had or could have, cuzz my second seat is Jesus, who needs anyone else.

While it does say we are to gather on Sunday’s to worship, here lately, ain’t seen no decent place cept maybe for the meetings the club has down in the canyon. That River Fellowship, and a few others are a bit too prudish for this confederate outlaw, Kaynine, so why go? We all get this ah lets get together, ah lets all love one another, ah lets get closer to each other in the name of Jesus, really? Where? One tells you she loves you back, but at the mere situation of a communications problem on a vehicle repair, no calls, no visit, no nothing. I did all I could, wrench says bring it in, albeit way to late. Heck if Nancy would have gotten it in there when I said too, might have turned out different. How many nights and early mornings was I up waiting for Nancy to bring that thing over to me so I could take it to Shawn? But , never showed up, oh well. Isn’t part of this being a Christian thing and a believer, to FORGIVE? Hey I forgive the River and all that transgressed on me, maybe Nancy could forgive me. That’s also part of that love and brother sister thing. We see.

Got three days in studio, two days on road, heading to Hazzard this weekend to start work on the restoration of our broadcast tower and building, plus going to chat with my cousin that owns what used to be Sligers now the 1000 Springs resort, about being my finance person. At least until I can move away from here.

Religious TV? That in my next entry.

Good Numbers to ya’ll 10-10 on the side.

 

Quote of the Day:
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
--Winston Churchill

Psalm 68:4-5“Sing to God, sing in praise of his name, extol him who rides on the clouds; rejoice before him—his name is the LORD. A father to the fatherless, a defender of widows, is God in his holy dwelling.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

A different Sunday for sure

So sat home and watched the services from the River over the Church’ station.

Let me be upfront, the Pastors at the River are cool, most of the folks there are kuel, but for a few people I have met there and all, and its sad to say, but I can’t go to that Church, even though I’d like to be able too. Just don’t want a fight or something to break out so I watch from a distance over TV , enuff said.

So took in Brian’s message, and it was good. problem is some idiot in the control room cut Brian off about 5 minutes too soon, from closing out the sermon. Good deal , told ya’ll you needed me in there.

Then couldn’t hear the thing for the first 15 minutes, but about midway through, Kaboom,   audio, that was terribly overmodulated, come on guys ya’ll can make it be done better than that.

Of course I could snack, go to the head and make coffee while hearing the sermon, so not too bad.

Any mile body wants to snooze, brain wants to go, but body here is going to win.

See ya’ll overnight on the radio, on Dixie-Diesel/HazzardAyre Radio.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress
--Mark Twain

Psalm 103:13“As a father has compassion on his children, so the LORD has compassion on those who fear him;” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

It’s another Fathers Day Sunday

 

Another year has gone by, and its another Fathers Day Sunday.

Like last years, I’m broke and LiL Wolf, wont make it to Pocatello, to see my son Eddy on Fathers Day, but guess what? Next year’ going to be different. Since I’ll be living over there and thus will be seeing him.

Of course too, being able to put flowers on my Own Dad’ grave would be nice, but same thing too broke and ride not able. 2014 will be a clean up, tune up and clear out year. The prize I was searching for in the Tragic Valley never materialized. The nuke power plant, never happened, no job. The big bad mouths of MHI, detoured and hindered any progress that could have been made in Goons Ferry. The prick that took our radio gear in Gooding, when it was only a day till he got his money, the crap in Burley, and now here in Tweaker Flatts. If I were a drinking man I’d be drunk 24/7, but Gods love and steady healing hand has kept me from going completely wyld. To the point of committing a mass shooting or something. Not saying I’d do that, but I can see how some might be drawn to doing something like that, it just takes one major thing to hit to loose your marbles then go nuts. The brain says yes, but the heart and God says no.

I’ve just reached the end of the road. There is no more I can do here. Toewing in Twin, that’s a joke, between my good friend Charlie and A1 , Markey’ and all there’s no way, American Falls? Different demographics. You have 2 maybe three toew services to cover one helluvalot of territory. From the line at Aberdeen, to Rockland , from the line at Malad, to the backside of Pocatello, through Arbon Valley, to Coldwater that’s a heeluvalot of area for only 2, tow firms. Enter in Dixie and a debt from the law there that needs to be repaid to me and it don’t take a Rocket scientist, to realize, that the debt to income ratio for Dixie Toewing would be rapidly changed, add HCC and well life gets better.

But mostly I can see my son, and visit my Dad on Fathers day and other such days.

To all the Knytes who are Father’ , Happy Father’ Day.

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress
--Mark Twain

Psalm 103:13“As a father has compassion on his children, so the LORD has compassion on those who fear him;” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Some things seem so stupid, yet they work

If you somehow get the NRB the religious program network, you might have caught this show on there called Bible Quik Study.

On there, there is this young filly about 21 or 22 that puts bible verse into a historical context and it works. She explains how as for example Psalms was written during the time of king David, that the books of Psalms, was really many books of both lyric as well as music, rather than say straight scripture. But this gals delivery is fantastic, makes me wimper when I think, that here are all these talented youth that could be on our air here at HazzardAyre, yet are not for whatever reason. Maybe its ignorance, arrogance, whatever there is this short sided view that if a person enters the Wolf’s Lair something terrible on a physical or sexual basis will occur. Ain’t happened yet and I don’t plan on it being so. Then there is the paycheck thing. true we do make someone work for a maximum of 90 days without pay, but see the word maximum. If someone comes in and can git-r-done , and shows both dedication , talent and some measure of ability, that no pay internship is shortened . Could and has been as short as 10 or less days. But alas , I live in an area that has its head up its ass. Could it be that the success level and albeit even limited there, but at least some success that we experienced in both Blackfoot and Idaho falls be the reason those communities are growing better than this one? Could it be that is why Pocatello has a cable access open format TV channel, and Twin Falls doesn’t? Could it be that is why I was on TV there, with more resources than a cat with a full bowl of warm milk, and yet feel like I’m climbing up a 90degree mountain, with no end in sight?

With that in mind, and this will take time as all too many things need to be done first. But it is my attention, that by August 2014, I’ll be in either Power County or Pocatello somewhere. HazzardAyre Radio will be based in American Falls, with the kicking in gear a station we have had there for years , yet rarely used. While Dixie Diesel Trucker TV will be based in Salt Lake City, and I’ll commute back and forth from Pocatello to Salt Lake City. If your doing TV you go to Utah, which is the Sophomore version of Hollywood, and do radio in Idaho.

Last here , while I did loose my affection for the River Fellowship and had my faith tested by Nancy and a few others, and while I’ll not bother that church with my attendance, I did not loose my love of God. I have a major hard on, to get the word of God out to all so many that need to hear, see, and yes feel Gods, love, and radiance. So yes HazzardAyre and Dixie Diesel Radio, along with Dixie-Diesel TV is truly going to run a bunch of God and faith building and sustaining programs.

Dixie Diesel TV is not just going to be just a one or two hour per week show as we were in Pocatello on CH-12 there. Rather Dixie Diesel TV will be a network, both online on IPTV, as well as satellite, cable at OTA out of Wendover Utah, with studios etc in Salt Lake City. Dixie Diesel TV will run 25 hours and be always filled with worthwhile programming with us who truck at the heart of it. Oh and yes HazzardAyre TV and Radio will be programs airing on Dixie Diesel TV.

Sadly what we have planned can’t be done from Twin Falls. There just are not those resources here. The few that are here have all too many people with their heads up their ass that they can taste the back of their front teeth from behind.

Going toewing? That in My next entry.

 

Quote of the Day:
You cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
--Liz Smith

Psalm 103:13“As a father has compassion on his children, so the LORD has compassion on those who fear him;” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Big is not bad its healthy

I was in a local food retailer earlier, and there was this slightly plump gal there trying to negotiate those skinny lanes. So this gal gets to a spot, and this box boy that works there mumbled that if that gal wasn’t so fat she could get by.

Guess what I even have trouble negotiating those really skinny isles. Those things like women are seen to be a size 5, when the reality is most of us are well over that. I’m a 15 in most cases, but I don’t see being big as bad. I say big means your healthy, ya’ll love food and living and ya’ll are not so damn superficial. Big means your happy , or should be, it means your eating meat and taters not toephoo.

To hell with that healthy crap including sherbet all the time, I want real dairy, ice cream.

Even on camera, a 38-24-36 set of numbers on a gal might be great, but how often are you going to get that. If your lucky she might have a set of B’s in the 30 range. A 28 waist, and maybe, a 32 waste. Real women are all sizes, its what’s inside. Sounds like an old cliché I know, but really, a real gal who is worth the time as a co-anchor on air, in the office, or friend is much more preferred than some gal that’s always looking to impress the next brainless sports jock with a big stick. Even those gals and many do, have feet that are not manicured, not cared for and even if they do go to the foot salon at the Mall, those hammer toes, bunions and all still point out. Give me a gal with small, well cared for feet, toes in perfect alignment. Nails trimmed and that DO NOT STINK !!, I have worked with super fox’s at many a photo shoot, and even in nylons that have deodorizing chemicals in them, some gals take off their shoes and it seems as good as they look upstairs, their feet stink knocks you over. Not to mention that crotch fish taco smell.

I was at a former associate/friends house the other day. My friend and another were fine, but in came this gal dressed in street walker threads, and I didn’t say anything but I wanted to ask, when had she showered last? More over in the tub to get rid of Smagma which is a build up of yeast , oils, and bacterial growth in the nether regions, that not only cause stink, but can develop into things like yeast infections and other STD’s , but this gal stunk. I could not help cough and the gal sitting there threw up.

I knew this gal in Idaho Falls, Idaho, in 1989. Her name was Candy. (Yes Really) , she was 179 pounds , easy, but she treated me like a king. She knew bedroom skills, cooking skills, and comforting skills. Looking back , I wish, I could have looked past the covering issues. You learn. it comes with maturity I guess, but thing is, while I daily look for ways to reduce my spare tire, having one does not make the person. So I open up the on air talent search, to gals over size 15. Even if your big give us a try you all might like it.

More on the salt Lake City/IF Move later in the day, but have a sermon lesson to prepare so, I need sleep.

See ya’ll Sunday Afternoon.

L8R Haulers

 

Quote of the Day:
If it doesn't matter who wins, then how come they keep score?
--Vincent Lombardi

Psalm 103:13“As a father has compassion on his children, so the LORD has compassion on those who fear him;” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Hey you , is the rates others charge you too high, try Dixie Diesel Trucker TV

There really needs to be a morning sickness after drinking the night before pill. Too much stress from three days lead to doing way too many tokillya sunrises, and a full bottle of Jack, caused by a woman and an associate. Where have you heard that before?

So as best as I could took a look over RFDTV’s Media kit, and saw what they are charging for TV ads. Damn Sandra Dee, that’s too high. Doable I suppose, but still steep for a regional or national TV network that has only one prime focus. As with our radio station that only charges $100.00 a month for ad time, no matter how long the ad is, and no matter how many times it runs on air, our counterpart Dixie Diesel Trucker TV will only be charging $500.00 a month, not per spot, per month, again no matter how many times it airs and only time restriction of 2 minutes per ad.

Why do we do this? To allow every small to medium sized business to have a shot at getting their name out there to earn more money for themselves. Lets face it, high rents, utilities, supplies , and even Obamabeenlyin care is grabbing your wallet every day, every hour, why not give yourself an edge advertise where it makes sense, Dixie Diesel Trucker TV. You’ll reach millions of over the road truckers, towing professionals, and truck repair shops across the nation. Not just trucks, parts, and the obvious, but everything from jeans to underwear is welcome if its for a trucker or big rig truck, then your business needs to be on Dixie Diesel Trucker TV.

Added to that, we’ll place your ad on Dixie-Diesel/HazzardAyre Radio, free, and as a bonus, you’ll get a free banner on our still in construction web site, and printed magazines, both HazzardAyre, and Dixie Diesel Tymez.

So do your business a favor and your wallet a kindness, advertise on Dixie Diesel Trucker TV, just call 208-212-9653 or email Dixie Diesel TV care of: knytesofanarchy@yahoo.com for details on how to place your ad.

Well its been decided, the heart of Dixie Diesel Trucker TV , will be located in Salt Lake City Utah in March of 2014. It was in the interests of the club, to place the TV gig in where the resources are a bit more available. More on that in our next entry here and how that effects me, and HazzardAyre.

Until L8r haulers,

Quote of the Day:
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.
--Robert Louis Stevenson

Proverbs 23:24“The father of a righteous child has great joy; a man who fathers a wise son rejoices in him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Your TV is about to change it’s time for Dixie Diesel TV

Earlier this afternoon whilst I was taking my siesta I got to thinking of the TV show on RFDTV about the old locomotives and things railroad. Nothing wrong with that so all you train fans don’t start scratching your testicles .

But I thought what about those big rigs crossing those big roads, highways and country back roads across the USA? What about a TV show about the golden era of trucking, especially the owner operators aka independent truckers? Those old mom & pop truck stops? The old ways of freight haulers and all? Then I realized that is the reason the Knytes were reformed to begin with. Taking our Hazzard heritage, and putting it on 18 wheels or even six.

HazzardAyre once was after all Dixie Diesel Radio, the entire radio gig in the first place was created to be the one source of 411 for truckers of all kinds. So then after I hit the head and got back in bed, staying off my leg that swollen up like a firehose that was about to burst at 02:00 yesterday but I was occupied in thought of why this thing I have busted butt for, for 30 plus years was about anyway and even why the club was founded to begin with. Trucking .

So got up, fixed a frozen burger and some kind of taters, and did a Google search, for anything resembling Trucker TV. There was one show that caught my eye hosted by a fancy smancy seatcover, and thought this is the kind of thing we had in mind, but lets expand it. Call it Dixie Diesel Trucker TV, have a hot babe host the thing, with some out takes of what we do on the radio here with me in it, and go from there.

But not limited to just a TV show , but a cable/satellite network, that carried all things trucks, trucking and reflected the trucking/trucker lifestyle. Kind of like what Patrick at RFDTV does for country and farming, but in this case our case, do it directed to trucking. Instead of market reports ran 5 times a day, do up trucker news 3 times a day with something different on each report. Not just repeats like RFDTV does. A truckers weather watch done on the hour, then run those old TV shows of and about trucking, from BJ & The Bear to Movin On, plus do a movie on Saturday night with a trucker based movie. By now you get the idea. Then of course overnight, instead of one of those off the wall near fraudulent infomercials, run live broadcasts of Dixie Diesel/HazzardAyre Radio so you can see me doing it. Can I have a mighty 10-4/Amen?

Now to something that comes close to home here. Heard tell there was this dude here in Tweaker Flatts, who put an ad on CraigsList, to hire some punks to rape him, him portraying his XYL(Ex Young Lady) the idea was he was looking to put out a hit on his XYL, no wonder gals get skiddish about answering our ads. Thing is we done turned that over to a reputable casting agency out of Utah, but my what a society we have become here in Tweaker Flatts.

which begs the question, why is it that some gal trying to make some extra bread, don’t start up an agency here for the media. No not us, done gave that up, as a guy casting anything or setting up an agency seems all to self serving, but what about a gal doing this, who would pre screen clients wanting talent, prescreen the applying talent, collecting the talent fee plus booking the talent, can you say Kuching? 

So get ready truckers and America, your TV is about to push in the clutch , hit gear 13 and goes truckin.

Good Numbers to Ya’ll