Time for the put up or shut up, stage

As I just attempted to catch some needed shut eye, I started thinking which is something I do more these days. The Pixie Hollow Shangri-La days of the club is while not over, seriously shedding skin. There was a time that we had gobs of cash to throw at things, if they worked great, if not scrap it move on those days are gone. Sure the club is gaining ground in some areas as well as the fact more cash in the stash box. The $389,000,000.00 in the kitty is great, until one starts breaking that down. Of that $389,mil, is divided up over 50 states, 1,000 members and their families , it doesn’t go as far as it used to. So every project, ever outreach , every new enterprise has to be examined and is examined under the biggest magnifying glass and microscope that you can and most likely can’t imagine.

As far as the Reaper here in Evanston, that’s still on target, but I am concerned about having the high quality eye candy staff there that will be required. Long before I put my ink on paper and involving the Knytes,or the AyreWolvez, I damn well want to see at minimum of 10 super hotties with their head pulled out of their ass. Second the Radio station which is what I came here for. The Knytes knows that these diesel jockeys out here on the big road, need our voice over the air, telling them of road, weather conditions as well as keeping them informed and entertained. KDXC is not just for this Podunk ungrateful town of Evanston, its for that community called I-80. Truckers, bikers, towing professionals. That’s why the radio werx exists, not for some too conservative town, that thinks that some big company is going to march in here and save the day. Those same big companies watch what happens to medium sized business’ and enterprises. If they get treated well, things go smooth, they also start inching in. If not the big players look elsewhere like Metro-Utah, which soon Evanston will be Utah, since there is very little Wyoming here. Face it Rocky Mountain Power the electric service provider, Utah. Questar, the provider of natural gas for heat etc, Utah. Cable/Internet service provider, again Utah based. How about a booster that brings in one of the Wyoming TV stations from Casper, or Cheyenne ? How about our own power company, Internet/cable company, natural gas company. Nobody likes to hear this, but damn it, if Evanston is to be Wyoming, lets be Wyoming, or allow Utah to annex the spoiled brat village so that at least some of Utah’s consumer protection and tax money can rub off on this town.

Sorry got off course there a bit.

As far as the Knytes, it would be so easy, to stop the opening of the MC Shop/Towing service, forget the bar, put up the radio station in an office here, and have a couple of our members from Woodruff or Morgan Utah come up and maintain that, and me move back to Idaho, without a second thought. As far as the Hazzard Nationals/DukesFest West, that can happen just as easy in Burley or American Falls Idaho as it can in Evanston Wyoming.

I guess there are the doubting Thomas’s and fretting Betty’s here that think I’m blowing smoke, and after getting flinched by a con man saying he was reviving KEVA here that snookered a bunch of people, they have a right to be cautious. But whether its Kerra, who hasn’t even called or stopped by in days, funny I could fork out for drinks and all, for a meeting, plus a 12 pack of Mikes Lemonade, that I had to leave the other night, but if I just lost a job, and needing money to feed me, I’d be at the Wolf’s Den every damn day, I’d be doing what she said she could do. I guess they don’t understand that our investment in this town and herself, as well as our two new hires and all only benefits them , The Knytes flat don’t give a damn. To most of the club, Evanston is a sore spot. One that through a gal who once worked at the same bar we are intending on buying , took the club for $30,000.00 of radio equipment, cost me $10,000.00 in bail money to get her ass out of jail, provided her an attorney at the tune of $25k, which is why we as a club have been searching for Miss Tammy Hunt, to say where the hell is our equipment?

Where is the station cash money of $100,000.00 in advertising revenue you stole? Not because she is the best gall darn bar tender in the west.

Because of that defending and making this final effort on establishing a sub charter of the Knytes here as well as serving all the citizens of I-80, and I-84 from here, really difficult. I was told that if something goes sour on or TV/magazine shoot in two weeks depending on weather, that I’m to do the Tatt shop, for Matt and Sammi, the Radio station, and then me ? Well Montpelier/Paris Idaho, Garden City/Pickleville Utah is a light I’m looking at, and why there? No competition. There is NO TOWING service in either place. Well one in Paris, but he don’t want to get out of bed or go out after dark. Add to that rescuing pickups when they launch boats in Bear Lake and get stuck, makes that look mighty tasty. So in closing, I say this to many in Evanston, its time to put up or shut up. Either you can accommodate our needs, or you can’t, but don’t keep me dangling, or the club, just knawing at the string.

TTYLY

Utah under terrorism

If your from here and watch the news, you’ve heard that child abduction is running rampant in metro Utah.

A silver gray suv cross over was seen trying to abduct a child on his way home from school right off the bus in Bluffdale this afternoon. Last week near Layton a group was being teased into entering strangers vehicles.

The Knytes-of-Anarchy’  BACA unit is working with area law enforcement to stop this. Bee on the lookout and be vigilant, and educate your children on stranger danger.

Next, several youngsters in our community with life threatening illness’ have some wish they need filled. The Knytes-of-Anarchy is currently accepting donations to help these youth realize their dreams, through the Make a Wish Foundation. Plus we’re having a big bang fundraiser at the Reaper> proceeds after expense Children’s Hospital in Salt Lake City.

If you can dig deep and donate to our efforts.

TTYLY

aFTERNOON dELIGHT

nEWS FOR SALE, Seems like something that shouldn’t be right? After all news especially news that’s brought to you by TV and even newspaper should be untethered and unbiased. However that’s not the real scene. Reason, for most and I’m happy to say not us here at HazzardAyre, not influenced by how much money or not so much money we make, but uncovering the news YOU want to see, hear, and read.

If you tune to FoX 13 News out of Utah, you hear and see the promos about if you saw it, you saw it on Fox 13 News. Really? If there’s a story in our area, its us, here at both HazzardAyre as well as ayrewolffm. The only semi LIVE streaming radio and TV station dedicated to the preservation and education of Confederate history and heritage, and ayrewolffm honoring the heritage and education of military flight as well as those who flew those missions, not just the aircraft. Marine and Navy aviator veterans look to ayrewolffm to provide information on benefits that they have earned, more over the legacies they created. Yet FoX 13 News as much as I called them prior to my departure from Woods Cross, Utah would not return phone calls, but nearly if not completely ignored our organization’ subsidiary sibling the AyreWolvez. The same deaf ear was repeated here in Evanston at the Uinta County Herald. Even though, had the local paper gave some news ink, to the radio station amongst other things like both the Knytes as well as the AyreWolvez, the club would have reciprocated with steady and consistent advertizing. Ignorance and arrogance is not bliss. Slap the club in the face, the club ignores you, and YOU loose.

Considering that ignorance and arrogance , the club is looking at launching in June, a semi weekly and by 2016 a daily newspaper for the entire area not just Evanston, but also from Fish Haven Idaho, to Lyman Wyoming.

As such we are looking for writers, copy editors, photographers, as well as ad sales people. Military veterans, preferred.

Now then my time.

Being Charter President of the Knytes and Executive Officer of the AyreWolvez, my time is near none existent. In the 41 years that the club has been together, I have not seen a vacation day, that was just me blowing off steam and relaxing, just for me. Not one. As a result, my vehicles don’t get the needed care they need, laundry doesn’t get done, the Wolf’s Den doesn’t get cleaned when it needs it and even simple things like fetching milk and food gets put on a shelf, but hardly if ever gets addressed. So I’m tasking Sammi and Matt to find me a housekeeper, that I can trust and depend on. Likewise a production assistant, to do errands, and do supervision.

Now in closing, hope Sammi and all brings at least one talent applicant dressed in nylons for viewing and interviewing, at our meeting, like wise the older gal that was at Kerra’ the other night that used to be a madam.

So the next time you see the promos on FoX 13 News that says they give you news all of the news, don’t believe it. They report, if only you an advertiser.

TTYLY

No matter how bad she really is odoriffic, a guy will still want to smell her

This all started two days ago, a few of my crew and I were watching Lab Rats on the Disney Channel, when they overlap Disney XD on Disney. Any mile there was Miss Kelly dressed in her tight pair of coveralls> and one of our crew members asks, think her crotch smells in those>? So I started thinking about all the raunchiest parts of female human anatomy that women cover with the tightest fabrics and styles you could imagine. So thought is, and we covered it on the air this morning(see what you miss, when you don’t tune into HazzardAyre Radio(www.livestream.com/hazzardayre) but no matter how bad it might smell us male corpuscles still want a sniff. The tighter and slinkiest of fabrics, even biker leather when draped or cocooning even the most treasured of body parts guys need really need to smell it. Especially the vaginal area.

Yet these same areas unless the guy is queer, would make most other he wolves , hurl, if we even went that far. However , butt, crotch, under pits don’t matter the foulest the better, with some dumb ass’d comment like, “ hey it smells like musk cologne” really smells like Mr.. Clean with Clorox to me. On this subject, have you ever really looked at it?

The human female vulva and surrounding area, is one of the most ugliest parts of her body to view. Sure we’ll lick that thing like Grandpa licking an ice cream cone, we’ll tongue that thing like tonguing a bowl of cake frosting out of a bowl, and yes we’ll even poke fun at it, but if you really look at it, it looks like a dried up prune pit. Or peach pit depending on her build. Then we go around back. Which for all his great abilities, Heavenly Father would not make a good city planner. After all who would put a recreation and culinary area, next to a sanitation dump. Yet many guys will always comment on just how tight, how firm and how nice a gals butt is, truth be known , many women, no matter how well she knows you, will not let you play back there. And forget your shaft, not going to happen. I know some male wolvez that will lick that butt and crack clean, like slurping gravy out of a bowl, they say its like eating candy. Really , I don’t even think Candie will let you. In all my weird ideas that would not be on my list. Moving up from there, her arm pits, the insides of her ears, one taste and we’re back for more. Any way need to get back to other matters, but hey we’ll be back later, with any luck Sammi will come over or have someone come over and we’ll have a demo pic fest for you to see overnight, nylons on toes .

TTYLY

So wuzz up with this nylon crap?

I am a cheese sandwich ready to melt any time you combine this> on these; that turns out looking like this; or this; or this; and especially like this; and of course this; .

There are all kinds of speculations of where the interest started, but suffice to say the human female lower quadrant has always been one of the fastest methods of meltdown for ye ole AyreWolf here.

Maybe it was the fact that working on set as well as off with Kathy of Dukes-of-Hazzard fame and her hot lower limbs, maybe it was the vision I saw as a youth on the cartoon version of Cinderella, who knows.

It was one of my 4 SheWolvez that once came up with the idea, that if I had to work a long time with some hot set of legs, but really smelly feet in those hose, that I’d get my fill of it, and I’d be over that obsession. Thing is her idea only fueled it more.

Now the origin of the idea, that, and I’d love to take credit for it, but wont since it wasn’t me, but a long time ago, back in the early 1970’s a towing service out of New Mexico started the phenomenon. In his Yellow Pages ad, he said, “ We Don’t want your arms or legs, just your tows. The idea of rhyming the two words TOW with TOE, again was not my doings, however I will not say that I’m all for it.

My idea of the perfect tow service TV ad, was inspired by a plumbing company out of Boise. Where there was this older gal who lived on snob hill in Boise, that had her toilet get messed up. So she calls this plumbing outfit, so at the end of the ad, we see the plumber kiss this older gals hand whilest she was sitting on her black marble sink with gold fixtures, the tag line ran as, “ We treat our customers like royalty.”

So I got this idea, have a kountry gal in a Jeep or pickup break down , the gal in her hot short shorts, in nylons of course, she calls for help on ye ole CB, and here I come to the rescue. At the end of the ad she’s sitting on the table top dollies on LexiBelle, and I like the fabled Prince from Cinderella, putting on the glass high heel, I gently kiss the kountry gals toes in nylons of course, with the tag , “ We Luv Tows.” It wasn’t until one of my interns at KDSL in Gooding, Idaho that said why not just scrunch the letters together as TOEWS ? So I did and the result is> that turned into the infamous poster we run as> as such finding the right gal with the maturity, as well as the more free spirit and not so inhibited mindset to carry that off has been one of those tasks that should seem simple, but isn’t. Most candidates think its some goofball with a nylon or foot fetish, more often it feels like border line porn. Yet its to get the idea in a kinky style of a way that day, night, sun or snow, if ya’ll need a toew we go. Ever since the start of that project, I am always looking at every applicant I’m always looking at feet, if I can see them, as well as toes, since you don’t want huge feet and off looking toes, you want elegant as well as dainty toes, and yes for sanitary reasons, wearing nylons.

Now to round this out here this early morning. And today I’m taking the day off for needed rest, but I have been chastised on using a word meant for lot lizard, Hooker. Our definition is cb trucker talk or slang for tow truck. Although both DixieWolf Toewing of Boise, (my company as well) and Cooter’s A1 Toewing of Bliss Idaho and Ogden Utah(again my Company) the main company will always be what I started with Highway Hooker Toewing. I first got the idea for the name from two sources. The first was from a featured white pearl tow truck from Texas that the editors of Overdrive Magazine titled the Happy Hooker. The next was fellow Toew Bro’s (A Knytes-of-Anarchy subsidiary) member who did up some T shirts with a heavy duty tow truck at the top, a silhouette of a pavement princess in the middle and a light duty tow truck at the bottom, the shirt read, “ Our Hookers Handle all Sizes” it was kinky, but catchy and got the idea across. So after I got LexiBelle> I thought hey here’s the company name Highway Hooker Toewing, and I’ve never really looked back.

Finishing up, so the way to my heart, is these> in these> that turns out looking like this,

  the way to get hired by me for the club, or for my company, is these> in these> that without a million questions and has the courage to put the idea into the initial interview, so that at the end of that interview she does this> so that we end up with the ad that turns out like this> or for those in Utah that can remember > So Sammi you and the rest of the gals remember its feet, toes in nylon hose, that’s how to score points.

TTYLY