Where few others dare to go

B4 I get into my daily howl here, I want to say to the jerk last night who said , that thought he being better than I , called me just another tow truck driver. Whew, I had to hold back from dropping that feller on the floor of Loves Truck stop here. JUST A TOW TRUCK driver? I’ll remember this guy when he needs pulled out of the snow. Or rescued at 3:00AM .

Okay then.

I think that anybody who gets on air should try to make themselves more humbling to their listeners or viewers.

Example, Robin Mead on CNN in the morning, fine show and all, but she has a blog so called. But rather, than giving us her thoughts on a given topic or issue, she just regurgitates what was on air that morning. Chute, we all has all heard and seen that, how about her sticking her neck out and telling us her thoughts on something. Extend herself out from the show. That is what makes a good on air personality, I think. Let those who go to a networks website and read really what is on that hosts mind, let US get to know them, rather than just rehash crap we have already seen or heard.

Maybe and don’t push the maybe , baby, is why for over 30 years behind the mic ye ole AyreWolf here, on all the shows that I host on HazzardAyre.com has always rated in the number 1 or 2 spot on most Arbitron ratings for overnight and early morning radio, likewise its why many in the Pocatello area flocked to their TV’s to watch our shows on cable access there at CH-12 . Was I made myself available, accessible and upfront with my viewers. Many people there who had never b4 tuned into cable access did so, not bragging , just stating a fact.

In short, I write my blogs during music sets on air, as well as after I get home after that days shows. There are things because of FCC rules and time restraints I can’t expand upon, on air. So I relate my feelings and thoughts on what I covered on air, likewise what I’d like to cover on air.

Of course I’m more aggressive and all, but then , what else would you expect from ye ole AyreWolf here, since I do and go, “ Where Few Others Dare to Go” .

See ya’ll 2nyte

L8R

Quote of the day:
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. - William Wrigley Jr.

Galatians 4:4-5“But when the set time had fully come, God sent his Son, born of a woman, born under the law, to redeem those under the law, that we might receive adoption to sonship.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Some days its best to stay in bed,

Some days it’d be best to stay in bed. Well its Christmas, and cold.

Fix it jobs that I should have been doing on rigs have started catching up on me.

Dig this, went to get milk and grub , on the way home, went to snag 3rd in LiL Lexi, and guess what? No clutch. So did the rpm shuffle to get it home, got home, but now need to fix clutch. There are some lights in the clouds though, at least the clutch went out during the wee hours of night when no or hardly no traffic is out, and so no real big thing, but this going to be expensive. Oh well at least got BIG Lexi to haul around in so not really crippled but feel its going to be a while till I’m motoring to Twin any time soon, or elsewhere.

I don’t know if its the Roman’s that reworked the calendar but what ever its said, before the Gentiles and Jews reconciled , the day of rest was really Saturday. Be that as it may, I’m home and glad I have what I have.

Had to scrub going to Twin to see Nurse GoodBody, but hey the clutch going out is one of those challenges that God gives us, to see if we’ll retain faith, in him.

Just another grand day in paradise, but really, Some Days its best to stay in bed.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. - Paula Poundstone

Galatians 4:4-5“But when the set time had fully come, God sent his Son, born of a woman, born under the law, to redeem those under the law, that we might receive adoption to son ship.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Ya’ll gotta wonder where these smugly and near smugly guys get the hot babes?

B4 I get into my rant here, I want to tip my hat to T-Mobile for their Xmas ad that I’m seeing on YouTube. All those pink dress’s and all, gives a old confederate soldier a spirit lift. Bet this becomes a tradition like that Coke holiday jingle a few years ago. Looks like the Layton Hills Mall, Layton Utah is where that was shot. Congrats.

Which brings me to my final thoughts for the morning.

Where do these smugly guys find these fine babes(women) to get attached to? Granted many gravitate to those making big money, those are called Gold-Diggers which is what you see on all those TV court shows in the AM weekdays . For the rest, how do these guys find and retain these gals? Many of these guys are unemployed, druggies, and so on, yet these gals would rather be with them rather than a real guy who has more than most money wise, yet I don’t show it to prevent the Gold Digger syndrome but again gotta ask, where do these guys find that sweet sugar?

Like my pal in Utah , Tommy. He has been hooked up with so many hotties that you could eat off their butts they being so sweet, yet there’s Tommy, not much if any bigger than I am body wise, and he’s got another hottie. Hey Tommy, get me one will ya’ll?

Again ya’ll gotta remember where we are. More over where I’m at, Idaho.

9 months, if shit don’t get better here, its eye ball both Echo/Morgan Utah again, or Wendover Utah.

I have just about had it here.

No big crap on Idaho, but hey Idaho, just does not have the resources I need to make, both AyreWolf Aviation and/or CooTer’s Toewing gain altitude or action. Utah does.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians. - Chester Bowles

Isaiah 7:14“Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

But then ya’ll gotta remember where we are at

So there I wuzz doing last nights radio gig, all truckin along fine, until 03:35 hours when boom , Internet feed for the music from YouTube goes to the manure pile. Thinking its my weakling computer, rebooted twice, computer okay , it was after all Cable-One. Their hilltop repeater puked , so the signal for a half hour was sour.

So I went analog, fed the show from my music collection, and then resumed the YouTube feed.

Now realize that I went for Cable-One’s 50 meg connection here, more over the extra expense, but Cable- One’s excuse was, sorry but we are only a small cable company. I say if ya’ll play with the big dogs stay on the porch, sell the system to Comcast and lets get what we are paying for here.

I have said it so many times that there are not enuff grains of sand to count, but technology is not one of Idaho’s great strengths. I watch that new ad from Idaho Power talking about the jobs of the future here, in Idaho. That 80% or better is going to be in computer and other technology, not just the traditional production agriculture. Don’t get me wrong, I am thankful every dang day for the farmers producing the grub I eat, but can’t there be a equal level here, between the needs of now and the needs and requirements of tomorrow?

But then again, remember where we are at.

Just like finding sweet hiney for ads for my company or the club, which includes HazzardAyre Radio, this is Idaho, 50 years behind, and still trying to catch up.

More on an idea on this all, next time here on HazzardAyre.

L8R Ya’ll

Isaiah 7:14“Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Welcome back to HazzardAyre where the Ayre is fresh

Welcome back to HazzardAyre, where I will endeavor to keep the Ayre fresh.

Seems everyone needs a day or hour off. This is not the case always for us in toewing. For the few brave beings that don the jacket, put up with the racket and engage the cold and snow whether day or the darkness of night we are there.

I saw a diddy that I tried to cut & paste from one of the newsletters, from one of my suppliers in Portland, that told this story very well.

Holidays are no holiday for us in toewing. Even my ToewBro’s will tell you that just because our wives, lady pals and kids have visions of sugar plums in their heads we who are on call every hour all year long are not in our beds.

We are watching the old Christmas movies with boots on, scanner blaring, two way ready, cell phone charged, and truck all warmed up for that just in case call.

Of course , its Christmas day, the ham and sweet taters all yummy , cold buttermilk, deep fried okra, with chitlans ready for popping , the inevitable call of somebody on the super road in the ditch, needing hooked. So Christmas dinner is more like what can be put in the fridge and nuked when you get back. That’s if you get to stay home once one gets back home long enuff to eat it. The many pies and all that I have had to eat medium warm, to really cold, I can’t count.

So why do we do it? More over how do you keep from burning out ?

For me the toewing profession was a calling, not a 1st choice. Up to mid 1974 all I wanted to do was fly and be a helo cop. That is be a police officer that did patrol from the air, something I saw in an old TV show called 240 Robert. Try finding that one on DVD. Any mile, prior to that it was being a radio star.

Then came that hour in 1975 when I needed to go somewhere, my cuzzin Judy’s friend Steve who started and owned Steve’s Towing of Ogden Utah, said to me if you need that truck moved, move it yourself.

I got in that old Dodge, and while it may have been only a few minutes , it seemed a life time. A quiet calm came over me in that truck, the clouds opened and what sounded like trumpets and I knew right then running a tow truck was my destined profession. 3 years later after working for two companies Johnny’s Towing and Valley Towing of Twin Falls Idaho, at the last is when one morning at a old cafe, she sat all beautiful, her pipes breathing vapor, marker lights illuminating the quiet early morning darkness was LexiBelle. My boss, Dave told me at the shop, he was selling her. Well in April 1978 on my birthday, and $8,000.00 later, LexiBelle came home with me. That was 1,600,000 miles ago, as it reads on her odometer and, I have went through 9 other support rides since, but LexiBelle, albeit a gas guzzler which is why I drive support trucks, still LexiBelle, will fire everytime I need her to. Has not lost off the back one towed vehicle, no damage reports, and no accidents.

Thankfully through the Hazzard County Knytes, that I am able to do the radio star gig and still toew.

Okay then, I gave the docu of giving credit where credit is due. So to one of and the Utah Charter President of the Knytes of Anarchy(aka-Hazzard County Knytes) Tommy Pistone , was the one that renamed the Hazzard County Garage in Utah.

See we was on the way back from a tow in this 82 white Chevy tow truck, that I wanted in the worst way, as it was the last tow truck with a Holmes 1200 hydraulic on the back. The two way in it was old, and every time you wanted to use it, ya’ll had to slam the main box against the back wall of the truck. Any whoo Tommy and I was on my way back, and saw a ride that I thought would be ripe for a redoux, Tommy said , “ Pat you don’t customize, you Cooter-ize it.” So at that hour Cooter’s Kustmz was born and the slogan , at Cooter’s Kustmz its not customized , it’s Cooter-ized, and that has remained ever since.

Now finally b4 I go as my fingers are cramping, for the mentally deficient or mentally absent, the addy to get in touch with me and the Hazzard-Knytes is 811 21st street Heyburn Idaho 83336, look at the ad below and ya’ll figure it out. Now b4 my arthritis really kicks in, have a Hazzard County Christmas.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Aneurin Bevan

Isaiah 7:14“Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Ah the smells of Pheromones HazzardAyre Introducing Hellbilly Trucker Mag

Ah the smells of Pheromones, or at least the opposite gender. While toes in hose might not be the center of attention by most of the male corpuscles reading this.. The fact is the other port, has erry effects on both genders. Its been proven that the smell of a female’s ah place, will attract other females. Ain’t quite got it figured, might be that other females get wet or attracted to a guy with that smell because its the feline thing. Just like kitty cats two cats will always go after the same bowl, even if both cats are served the same thing in two different bowls. Never fails. That said, certain smells will draw the male just like it does in the wyld. Both get that scent, and loose all common sense. As if they had any sense, wouldn’t go there to begin with.

Got a get together with our Nurse GoodBody on the 13th , if she’d wear her toes in hose and I got a whiff, that’d make my holidays. Although getting either SOA, or the collectors set of Airwolf on dvd would do it too. Let ya’ll know.

Okay b4 I head to bed.

The local charter of KOA aka Hazzard-County Knytes, decided to create a spin off of HazzardAyre here, that is on the same highway and nearly the same flavor as Rebel Rodz/EasyRider or Ole Skool Rodz. Only in this case, our publication goes to that of otr(Over the Road) Long haul trucks and yes toew trucks that favor or sport the rat rod look. Rat rods for those uneducated here are home built customs that do not have a bunch of chrome or fancy paint, but run better than those with a bunch of sparkling eye candy.

Put a few hot bods(gals) with some rather flat painted custom trucks, talk about things that go beyond trucker or trucking news, but are of interest to the OTR owner/driver, and give it one heck of a handle to light the handle.

We will call it: HellBilly Trucker Mag, short for HellBilly Trucker Magazine. In essence a Rockabilly trucker publication.

Until Thursday,

   

Quote of the day:
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead

John 14:6“Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Cable TV is predictable HazzardAyre

So woke up yesterday to the sounds of my cell phone ringing , it was Rickey, went to Pocky, dropped off the Cat loader, headed home.

Got home in time for to meet the cable installer, got cable, finally got Internet, all good.

Not being able to sleep turned on USA, watched the Dukes movie, which ran last year at about the same time, on the same network. Amazing. If ya’ll loose the cable, for a few months except for the plug on your email, making your inbox as full as a stopped up toilet, ya’ll will see the same thing on TV, the same place, and at the same time, usually.

The only thing I am tweaked about is, didn’t get to see all of SOA this year, but will surly buy the season when it rolls out on DVD come spring.

With any luck, we’ll have another season of SOA on come next September.

With it all however my body is spent, need sleep.

In my next entry to get your crotch wet, will tell you why ads were not placed, (YET) with both the Weekly Reader and, The Voice here in the Mini Cassia area. Second , why things look good for KOA here, and third, details of our ads on FoX .

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the day:
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Aneurin Bevan

John 14:6“Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.