Can you believe it? 34 years ago, on Jan 29th 1979 The Dukes premiered on CBS

Can you believe it, 34 years have passed since we first saw ye old General Lee, jump that dried up ditch. But it has.

I didn’t find Hazzard until December of 79, and wasn’t fully involved until 1981 but it has been one hulluva ride and a journey I’m glad I and the 50,000 member of the Knytes-of-Anarchy, took as well.

The memories, of both good and bad, the learning of my own confederate and southern Heritage, my reasons for doing radio, the shop, the reason I’m still sane today, all of it caused thankfully and happily by the Dukes-of-Hazzard.

A TV show cast that cared about its viewers, a show cast that traveled 2500 miles from Burbank CA, to Hagerman Idaho to attend the funeral of a fans mother(mine) and be there when the rest of the ungrateful town wasn’t there to comfort the son(me).

But again one helluva ride and one the club and I are glad we took.

Can you dig this shyt?

JJ Abrams and Disney are joining forces to reinvigorate the FORCE. Yes Star Wars will again be reborn, from Star Trek to Star Wars, may they both Live long and Prosper, now if we could just get a new good Dukes movie made. I got it, do the gig we been thinking about for years HazzardAyre, the movie. Only if we do it, lets not cast anyone from the Tragic Valley of Idaho, they are to damn stuck up and arrogant and self righteous, to be in our movie.

Best make it all in Utah, where many film projects are done. Funny, Idaho needs jobs and money yet has a spoon up its nose to the arts.

Try to cast something here, first you get called everything but a white man, then get the cops called on you for being some sort of wyld predator , then people can’t pull their heads out of their ass long enough to show up at a meeting of the club so the talent could meet em, even though the meeting is at the Wolf’s Lair.

None of that happened in metro SLC, I did the gigs there fast, sweet and painless. Which is why the economy is better in Utah. Sure the LDS thing is there in fact headquartered there, in SLC, but seems Utah LDS, are more open minded than Idaho LDS. At least Tragic Valley LDS. Which might be a reason, Utah's film commission is much more active, than Idaho’s Film Commission, that is all, but none existent. Makes one wonder why Mary Ann{Dawn Wells} of Gilligan’s Island fame resides and has a actors camp in Driggs Idaho, rather than say, somewhere Utah. But answers my question of a couple years ago of why there’s a Sundance Film festival in Park City Utah and no such thing in Sun Valley Idaho. Or even Idaho anywhere.

Some Hazzard words of wizzdum, passed on to ya’ll.

Keeping it all Hazzard ya’ll,

 

Quote of the Day:
Show me someone content with mediocrity and I'll show you someone destined for failure.
--Johnetta Cole

James 4:10“Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Another saga goes but a new door opens

The smells of Lysol, and a busy day at the shop. I think that now that I’m the official clean up person at A1 means things will now look brighter.

The objective though is to keep everything clean and presentable to the public while functional for the rest of A1’s crew.

While the demotion is temporary , still I’m in a great mood. Nothing wrong with breaking a sweat. The crew and I are getting back to accepting shortcomings and strengths.

Still haven’t heard from Sylver and I’m getting to think that may not happen as planned. Not counting her out, not expecting anything either.

Once things catch up and we’re full bore rockin the ayrewaves I have a feeling many of the doomsayers and detractors will be lined up.

Okay then.

There is a consistent situation that has been brewing ever since ye ole General found its way to Hagerman aka Hazzard Idaho.

The pull to be me, while portraying on the surface the image of ole Crazy Cooter in real life, with the major holdback being, I ain’t him. Although there has been three actors doing the on movie/TV role, that is mere fantasy. I brought that fantasy into real life, while forgoing my own personality. My own looks and well just me.

I am one with wings with a 4.0 gpa, that also knows how to build hot rods and run a tow truck.

So true yes , I have been in the mirror of Hazzard County and all things Dukes-of-Hazzard, but I’m starting to feel more of the call of the wyld and sky that I am the open highway.

Just when HCC closed in Burley I thought things were over, but thought, what if Chopper in Hazzard County Choppers, was things that flew rather than up on two wheels. Make HCC the service half of AyreWolf Aviation. Do my wrenching on helicopters and airframes rather than two wheels, instead of Harley we go Bell, get it?

Now then on that dig this.

There is of course a herd of publications both racy and some not so much daring showing female flesh with bikes. Nothing wrong with that, but what if there was a publication for us with our heads in the clouds with helos as well as winged flyte.

That was the initial idea behind WyldAyre and maybe its time to unleash that critter.

However until we get that up to proper RPMS , I figured, what about lean a bit more on the Ayre rather than the Hazzard of HazzardAyre? Do more daring photography, in the pin up girls genre and publish articles, for the sport and experimental flying hobby and affection?

Finally as I bid the night adue , gotta say again, hope Sylver hasn’t gotten frozen feet rather cold feet on being part of both our visual as well as radio operations. And hope she’ll drop by sometime soon. But know this for HazzardAyre we’re going to start casting again.

Now as I drop down on the tarmac, can somebody tell me why every time I get stressed in the grocery store trying to find that once was there, don’t seem to be any more just gotta have item, that the Muzak, on that piped in background sound system has to be crappy and make me wish I had a pistol to shoot the damn thing?

Until Wednesday afternoon,

Quote of the Day:
WARNING: Repeated brain usage may be harmful to others.
--rdude

Matthew 7:7-8“[Ask, Seek, Knock] “Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Back in the saddle

It was great being back at work today. The old banter and all going on, heck Charlie even took me to lunch.

After that it was hurry home waiting for Kenny to fix the one heater in the house that find’t dit.

of course smelling like a full tank of number two diesel, after having fuel pump piss on me earlier in the morning, is not the fragrant, oderifus, thing  I relish, but hey I’m back once again the Pack.

Seems as though everybody in Charlies bunch is okay with me cept Jen, but that too I think will fade off with vapor myst.

Now to just get the rest of my crew to put down the axes and swords and get along as an alliance with A1’s crew. That will be hard but considering what could have happened, Charlie went to bat for me, and kept my six out of the clink. It could easily have been an undercover chick that entered the Wolf’s Lair and while I have no problem with it, hey might have gotten a show done or two, still, over all there’s a reason, hiring folks like we were doing it could have created a major mellofahess. Although you would have thought with everything involved, I might have gotten at least a thank you from one of them, but oh well.

So with all that in mind the toew crew and I have came to the agreement to snag on camera talent from Salt Lake City, or Vegas.

Hey I know I’ll hear from all too many city fathers and all why not hire from here? Reason ain’t no one to hire and the few that could have their noses too high in the air and are way to stuck up. Sure I’d love to have an agency to hire from, but sadly there ain’t none such agency.

Could we as a club create one? Yes, but only if there was a female to be in the front office of it. Wouldn’t matter if we had every guy there in a tuxedo, because we are guys, ain’t no woman going to take the chance of entering the circle of the Wolvez. Ain’t going to happen.

See all on the radio tonight.

L8R Ya’ll

A fantasy of every guy, especially young ones.

There I was, talking with Paul today at HHT HQ now that we have a lunch room, okay not a real room, just a small corner of the shop with a refrigerator, and a microwave, table 4 chairs and two benches , but okay to eat at.

So Paul and I were talking about those dreams of the more advanced in age and experienced woman that we used to get excited over.

In my world there were more than a few. One that damn near happened , one could have if I hadn’t stubbed my foot, and the other strictly an adolescent dream.

One involved the hottest gal in our neighborhood. Old Les Lynch’ wife had just divorced him. Thing is she had done everybody we all knew of, and she was like a right or process of passage from boy to man. That must have been my mistake , since my cherry wasn’t popped until I turned 19 years old. That in another edition, but Kathy was for all intents and purposes the ultimate woman, my Summer of 42. Of course there was Jerry Omandra , that was the hippie queen of Hazzard, but she had the package. Probably was attracted to her, because she hung with Becky Tupper, whose brother David Tupper, became a Knyte later in life. But still oh Jerry. Seemed that if she had farted in my face back then, I’d have thought I was at the pewfume counter at the Bon Marche in Twin.

There is always that thought what if a older or at least knowledgeable woman were to walk in on a man or even middle aged male, and just poured over him like gravy on taters, and smothered him with affection of his liking. Trouble is in reality, how would she know what that is, without checking blogs and crap on line, two in my house, for anybody to come in unannounced would really be a project, considering the revenuer traps, from the carpet on the floor, phone line, in a stratigic place , but even if she did the question becomes would she?

I thought of this, here many times over the last two months of the gals that tried to infiltrate the Wolf’s Lair and more over HazzardAyre. Then the thoughts of confusion. Are they mad that I didn’t try something? Or sorry that they didn’t? I know that KOA procedure manual says don’t mess with a none member female prospect employee. Which is fine. But were some of these gals mad at me that they secretively in their minds wished I had? More over I always thought, wouldn’t it be cool , if one night at about 03:30 on my none on air nights, I’m partly asleep, some gal, comes in , after all the door is unlocked, but comes in, puts her feet or toes in nylon hose under my nose, and takes control and has her way?

I was reading this article in a mental health publication, that was describing the condition that even if a male, at least of minimal sexual health, even in fear will get an erection. I wondered how any guy spooked for his life, if a woman wanted to rape him, how he could maintain a stiffy.  The fact , even again in fear or panic , panic being the emotion here , can be an aphrodisiac and get the equipment for use. Some guys have fantasies of this happening. I know I did. Both from Kathy Lynch and Jerry, then there was Vallerie Dixon, of Wendell. Not only was her body perfect, but lets just say her engine was perfectly in tune. She could have had the keys to the castle. but alas .

Then there were all those teachers, many kids dream of. many have crush’s on, and yet in our modern Victorian, all things correct, such activities as a older woman showing a young man the way to a pleasure palace, is not only taboo but prosecutable.

Perhaps it always was, but I can remember back to Miss Jensen in 6th grade, she taught 4th but we had a class in hers ever day. She had such short shorts. I got her nearly to home base once, but if she would have given in, I don’t think My mom or Dad would have pressed charges, more like gave her a reward and could she show up again. My Mom & dad were more open minded than many were then and even today.

But I truly, would think it be a great thing if just once, not saying her exactly, but someone of those gals that gave me such a pain, the last two months, or someone like  Sylver, {not Sylver}, just somebody with her package and attitude would just once , one night over night breeze in after I get off air, drift an and just once do the wyld thing.

It’d never happen since I’m not the super GQ stud many are looking for, but from the looks some of them have picked , I might be a good step up.

See ya’ll on air starting at 13:00 Hours.

L8R Ya’ll

   

Quote of the Day:
Even as water carves monuments of stone, so do our thoughts shape our character.
--Hugh B. Brown

Galatians 6:7-8“Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. Whoever sows to please their flesh, from the flesh will reap destruction; whoever sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

 

Running away from the obvious and who can withstand the winter storms

Before ya’ll get on me for trashing RFDTV, don’t. I think RFDTV and its creators are doing a pretty fair job.

I’m thankful that they are here on regular rabbit ears TV here in Twin Falls. However the program line up since RFDTV took over Family Net has suffered. There used to be three shows a day to capture my attention. That has been curtailed to one. WKRP in Cincinnati .

There is no more Movin On, and only a half hour of Wretched TV, something strange since Family Net/Rural TV’s affiliate is a Church owned operation here.

Then of course there is that Mollie B, that’s on that old fart Polka TV thing. Wonder what’d happen if Mollie B were to be gave a new gig, singing some more upbeat southern rock or southern kountry. In fact I’d like to see RFDTV do a southern Rock/Southern Kountry show. In fact outside of HeeHaw, there ain’t much to tune into on RFDTV on the weekends.

Recently I heard a thing that the CoX Cable Networks were yanking RFDTV and its networks off its channel line up. Here in our area, Cable-One will not run RFDTV or our local affiliate, although PMT Cable a local co-op Cable provider out of Rupert is running all the stations from River Bend Church. From KBAX to Family Net.

But without better more popular programming, why would a good cable system or that, run RFDTV?

I used to be very positive about RFDTV. But my affection or appetite has been somewhat been soured. First one account executive thought a set of commercials about a group of kountry flying enthusiasts was just to racy? Really, heck I’ve seen worse on Larry’s Kountry Diner.

Heck even HeeHaw, but our TV ads are not good enough? Or to trashy?

If RFDTV thinks their too good for our club, then maybe RFDTV is to trashy to be associated with HazzardAyre or our radio or TV system and OUR network.

Maybe the cause, Patrick, of CoX pulling away from you, might have to do with RFDTV’s attitude. My Mom said it best on our farm. The Bird that flys to high, usually ends up in a cow pie. Maybe Patrick and the RFDTV organization might want to look itself in the mirror.

Soon the only way anybody is going to watch RFDTV is going to be Dish or DirecTV, and we know how much satellite has lost subscribers and business.

And who has weathered the winter storm of media? Who remains as strong, fight the system and truly independent? HazzardAyre, that’s who.

Now again I say it, aren’t ya’ll glad there is : HazzardAyre Radio and HazzardAyre TV?

Stay tuned.

Quote of the Day:
A good composer does not imitate; he steals.
--Igor Stravinsky

Matthew 7:12“So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

The big Stink of 2013

The fever has hit the HazzardAyre studios once again, so once again we’re rolling out the Big Stink where

these>>>> or these>>>>> could win you big >> however there are rules, first no personal visits, and you have to be willing to give up your hose. But here’s the thing, you send us your worst smelling nylon hose preferably along with name, and some contact 411 so we know how to tell you, if you won. And our panel of judges will test via or olfactory senses, and then make a decision. Your hose will then be on display as part of our new studios in Buhl. Kinda kinky I know but hey its our determination of the preservation of the fashion icon and accessory So hey . Please no guys wearing hose to win bucks, and we know. PH levels and all. Our selection process is very scientific. So send in your hose and who knows you could win big for your stinky hose that will be made part of our historical display, at the big new facility, in Buhl.

All from your friends on the road inside your radio, KDXB FM/KTOW AM , Buhl and West-Point Idaho.

Send your hose to: SAMCRO MC 120 Washington #1 Twin Falls Idaho 83301 Attn: Big Stink.

More on air, L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
Life is an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
--Carl Sandburg

James 1:2-3“[Trials and Temptations] Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Tempting Fashion Sense or Fashion Scents?

I was going to report on our fund raising activities plans, but I’ll forgo that for another entry, as this I couldn’t go off air and all this Saturday morning without commenting on our blog here.

As I was saying on air last night, our new prospective Intern Sylver, had a blip on her Facebook page that for some odd reason, just went on mine about some hot high heels she had just bought. These things were okay looking but looked more like small step ladders, that one could wear.

I know women wear these things for style and to attract, but first of all Sylver needs no accessories to attract, second how any woman could wear these things is beyond me.

Any heels. First when you walk in these things they make you constantly feel like your going down hill. You have to really work at balancing yourself, heck its easier learning how to balance a Soft tail Harley than walking in high heels. How do I know? I had to dress in some doing a gig once in drag, you had to have been there to appreciate that. Another one of those nylon moments as well, with the leaving thought on that of, why can’t they do something like putting instructions on a pair of nylons package of how to just put the damn things on? Guess women, even girls learn that early or its just natural. But for a guy, COMPLICATED.

So then I got to thinking, if I were to ask Sylver to wear these things on a photo shoot, would she? More over would it be the 20 question shuffle? Just like I have yet to pitch the toew kiss thing to Sylver. I’d rather have it to where instead of me asking, she’d just offer em up ,like snacks at a party. Completely spontaneous.

Maybe sometime in the future.

But I wondered, and not criticizing, just curious, if women are not trying to attract, why buy heels like those? More over is it just because they like them, or is it that they want to put out bait?

Any mile, thought I’d bring that up, as I close the show so I can close my eyes.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
At times the whole world seems to be in conspiracy to importune you with emphatic trifles.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Matthew 7:12“So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.