Explain the Hooker thing again?

I have explained this so many times I get both writers and finger cramps, from trying to explain to a few people that seem dumber than dumb what it means.

As with so many things in our culture there are some things the millennial don’t remember because they simply were not old enough to remember them.

To put it simply , the word HOOKER has several meanings. The one we refer to is simply , Hooker in our company name refers to the CB radio / Trucker slang term for tow truck. Why choose that for a company name? Simple , its just off enough and just a bit kinky enough for people to remember the name without allot of advertising which we can’t easily or affordably buy.

So that’s the simple deal on our going towing handle.

As for doing everything Hazzard or retaining the Hazzard connection, that will be done with and through Hazzard County Choppers> , and just like all things its time to do some changes so I can begin to generate some extra income.

As for that looking at a combo move here.

First Evanston , just does not have the infrastructure to allow the seeds of HazzardAyre or the MC to be planted. Let alone germinate. It will take if it ever does, at least 30 plus years for Evanston to catch up to the rest of the planet or at least the rest of the USA.

Evanston and in fact Wyoming is not alone here. The Internet or at least the connection infrastructure that allows someone to connect to it, is just not in Rural America or at least the rural Mountain West. Sure in metro Utah one can connect to speeds of 150 down , 50 up through Comcast, or through CenturyLink at least 60 down and half that up.  Both are not the case nor ability of rural Evanston, and probably not anywhere near here. Sure places like Montpelier Idaho have the higher speeds, and sure one can get a T1 which we are looking into to facilitate HazzardAyre in Evanston , but who really wants to do that for a limited region that’s hanging onto its teeth economically? Reason is long view ahead.

Right now plans are of a $400,million dollar Ethanol/bio diesel plant near Woodruff Utah, just outside of Evanston here. Next is a micro chip plant over off of Alliance Drive here in Evanston. Both of these will require a whole new look at infrastructure. More over for a broadcaster, it means, people moving in, that means new stores and business’ and that means AD dollars.  It might seem like buying the milking machine before the cow, but in any business , buying low, selling high is how you succeed. For us it means sneaking in under a radar, and securing our place.

Like I have said, HazzardAyre Radio in Evanston, let alone SpeedVision TV in Evanston, that plan is not dead, just taking a siesta. For now I’m pushing on Highway Hooker Toewing and Hazzard County Choppers.

Nuff said, TTYLY

Just what is porn? Which is art?

Just what is Pornography? Is it this> Or this?> Or this> and yet there are those that would say all of them are Pornography. Now I’m not one really to point fingers here, but in this case I will, since the subject has been brought up. I have seen far worse of some women’ clothing or attire at a LDS church, than anything we ever photographed for truck art or bike art or for that matter ayrecraft nose and body art.

You’d find it very difficult to find one WWII Veteran who would say that images such as these >

That didn’t calm the spirit and the conditions on a very lonely and dangerous battlefield.

Of course there are thousands of really trashy stuff out there, but guy’ if their normal with normal hormones can’t help wondering what that opposite gender looks like, smells like or for that matter tastes like. Hey I’m all for waiting if it happens for guys especially young men and teen boys to wait until marriage to dip their dinks, or have sex, however I have never heard anything along the lines of what does a young or even an older man do when he gets the blues or worse a serious case of blue balls, when he can’t find a natural outlet. 

I’m for one who believes in the Commandments from God, and not to commit both adultery or fornication, as it reads; Any man who lusts after a woman, has already committed adultery in his mind. Okay fine, but nobody tells you what to do when every dang GOOD woman treats you like dirt or acts as though her butt don’t stink, and is too damn stuck up to even get into a relationship. More over who says that because a gal wears a blouse so cut low you can see the mountains, or a skirt so short you can see the forest(some really need to shave) to church. How does a male turn off natural urges and curiosity. Sure I’m fully against bump and grind porn, basic reason is nothing that fine is ever going to be in Evanston Wyoming, and if it is , she ain’t in no way going to show any kind of interest in a biker/aviator/tow truck driver, or any other genuine male corpuscle that lives in such an area as I do.  Why fantasize about something I can’t and many of you can’t have. Some of those exploits shown as well, even wives will never try, not without one heckuvalot of serious intake of liquid spirits.

KSL TV 5 is going to run a series, obviously being inspired by church authorities, about the New Age of Porn, how young is it for boys to look at skin books.

Education on the difference between boys and girls at least biologically speaking is not taught. I can remember as far back as third grade, I wondered after I snuck into the Crestview Elementary school's girls potty to see what it really looked like in there, and asking Mom why there were so many toilets in there, is that what girls did, poop allot? What about when they had to pee? Of course I got the standard answer, you’ll learn about that when your older. Of course it wasn’t until I was in 8th grade, that I got my hands on my first Playboy, with allot more questions and no parental answers. It was from some of the older guys in the MC that I got my education, and my first experience with a 30 year old vixen who lived out south of Hazzard Idaho. Many of the boys of the town found out those things moms and dads don’t tell you.

So what is porn?

That answer Friday here on HazzardAyre.

TTYLY

 

Me Monday

The dream did not die , just taking a siesta

From my previous entries here, ya’ll might have thought I had given up on HazzardAyre Radio and all, and in part you were right. However after doing some praying got the answer I think I was looking for.  As Brother Welling showed up with a full sized Queen bed, I began to think, why kill this, just yet. Sure going home to Idaho would be easier, but I don’t think our Heavenly Father meant for the road of life to all be smooth and not have ruts in it. So because my MamaWolf years ago, taught me to not put all my eggs in the same basket, I learned to diversify the company. Take on different projects. That way if plan A goes into the latrine, you can resurrect plan B and at least not loose your mind, and here lately I’m not too far from that.

Let me give you an example, the sweetheart that tends to things here at the Complex, who I saw tonight collapse due to really low blood sugar, seems that always happens after she talks to her hubby, on the phone; A correlation? Perhaps any mile, so she’s on the phone, and darn near goes loopy.

Thing is her old man, put everything they had and that he had into one basket. Now that , because of his dumb sister spending more money than income, the company which Hubby has all his money in is about to go belly up. Now if he’d have taken some money and invested it into other places, even unrelated to the trucking business and put it where his fat sister could not get at it, at least they’d have some back up cash. As it is, he’ll go under taking Janet with him. Don’t worry Janet, I’m here to catch you when you fall.

It’s like my dear friend Charlie over at A1 in Twin Falls. He starts a tow service, and auto sales lot, but as soon as that made good money , he invested in rental properties, then as that started going good, he invested in a excavation business, then after all of that, he invests in a heavy equipment hauling business, then a bail bond company, and then a screen printing company. In all, if one gig starts to loose financial traction, Charlie has something in the reserve as a back up to pull the rest of his companies out of the mud so to speak.

So in closing, no the radio thing isn’t dead, just gone on to do a long term siesta.

TTYLY

Night Moves

So got the word, Bishop can’t help in rescue of radio gear, not that he don’t want to but that I4 Solutions wont let him use Church funds. So gotta call Brandon in the morning to work on the rescue from the point of $500.00 each month for three months, then go fetch the gear, so looks like I’ll be here for another 5 months, Oh Gurr.

So the pitch is Church helps with my house rent, I do the back rent and all in Woods Cross and go from there.

In the meanwhile its get in gear bringing Highway Hooker Toewing back up to operation level. Hey give em what they want, right.

But dig this friends after what now, three going on four months, I now have a real bed to sleep on and a much nicer one than the one I got ripped from me in Ogden. Only problem with the bed, I have no sheets or bedding to fit the new bed. Hey when I take down the first rent payment in a week or so, stop by Bath Bed and beyond.

So its, put radio gig on hold, get things ready to go tow, and get out of this low money trap. I think it’ll be a bit easier for me to go tow since one of the Bishop’ counselors is a Uinta County Sheriffs Deputy. Might could open some doors, so now need to go find shop and yard space.

It’s always been said, when one door closes, our Heavenly Father opens another. And isn’t the tow truck and the industry it represents, why I went on radio to begin with? Wasn’t LexiBelle> the reason we started the organization for or at least based on?

Any mile, have to go to kick some butt at DFS in the morning, then make arrangements at the hospital to get my hiney looked into, so need to hit the rack.

TTYLY

Some things you just can’t change

There’s some things you just can’t change, like an entire community, but you can change how and to what depth you interact with it.

Looks as though my Bishop is getting a bit fidgety of raking out $1,507.00 for all in Woods Cross.

He ain’t said no, but he needs a bit more 411 before he does, so I gave Brandon and John the phone number of our Bishop and I put them in touch with each other.  But this goes further here. It’s been one damn thing after another here since I gave up that original $500.00 to that fat slut at Yellow Creek Estates and did the relocate shuffle. First it was the fuss at NGL over a off hand compliment to some gal there that got her feathers ruffled over something she took wrong, kicked in the groin , I tried to escape Evanston’s cold grip. But WolfPup got overheated. So took same to Nate out at Steve's Truck Shop, got it back to running, but in the interim had to fetch General JaxSon to have transportation. In so doing moved here to the Wentworth but just barely squeaked in. It took damn near 3 weeks, and for me $250.00 worth of gas driving over and back to do it.  But then came the word from city hall, no liquor license to be had in Evanston, so no Reaper Club, Strike 2 that plan killed. Then came the word from I4 , get your stuff outta here or its gone. Another $30,000.00 worth of radio broadcast gear, gone. Strike Number 3.  Three strikes I’m just about done. Yesterday’s incident at Smiths over my EBT Card, being dry, was the clincher. I’m done, I can’t mentally handle it any more. I have never in my life saw or is that seen? Any mile, I haven’t been in a community so messed up in my life.

Granted ; there are some good people here, but over all, If I’m reduced to just tweak Harley’s and tow, I’d rather do it in just a bit warmer , Idaho.

Will HazzardAyre Radio survive? Sure, it’ll take me and the club another 25 to 30 years of buying new equipment, and one of a heck long rebuild, but for now thanks to Evanston Wyoming for killing a dream.

See you on Highway Hooker Tow Tymez.

TTYLY

Another day off for a already lazy nation

Another day off for an already Lazy nation. Most of the government and related business’ and agencies will be closed today. Mail will not run or be delivered. And nothing get’s done. Nothing new. Seems that for every week we work there is a over do of days of the month that we don’t.

Certain parts of our economy and commerce will however be working. Law Enforcement and public safety agencies, i/e fire departments, ambulance services, ER’s and so on, and of course us in towing.

A side note, after sleeping it off, even if I do quit radio and all due to missteps here lately, what’s the worst that can happen? I keep going towing, is all , not a bad trade off. However if all I can do is tow, might as well do it back home in Idaho, where I know all of the players in the game.

Last here; Every now in again, I see a word, that describes a part of the female anatomy that I need to go look up to see what the word means, such as the word areola . What the hell is that, so looked it up, very little description. Need more research.

The word came up this morning as I read a story coming from neighbor state Montana, that has a bill in the running for a ban on women wearing Yoga pants in public. I am all for that. Lets face it, there are certain bodies that just don’t look good in tight spandex. More over attire relaxing is everywhere.

Take the LDS Church for instance.  The church authorities, and especially most church teachings tell us that we should all dress moderately. More over have respect of what we wear to the lords meeting house. Yet I see low cut blouses, that expose everything shy of the nipple, I see skirts so high cut that if she farted you’d see her butt crack, oh and Niki, love the speedo g string. Exotic dancer style heels, and no nylons or few on any gal at church. How can we as normally testorone flowing males keep from having impure thoughts, when you have vixens all over church?  It’s been said by many so called experts that rape and sexual assaults are not from sex drive, more of conquest, while that may be so, give one that hasn’t had any female to male contact for a long time the right stimulus and your going to see some sort of action.

My advice is to all women, if you don’t have it for sale, don’t advertise or tease.

I’m going back to bed.

TTYLY