Why fix what ain’t broke and the 70’s Show should have been the 80’s Show.

There you were Monday, checking your Yahoo email, and found , over the weekend, Yahoo changed things in the eye of improvement. I cain’t see any improvement. In fact Yahoo, mail, opens slower than it used to. Yes being the first to market is one thing, copying somebody else is not innovative its just chicken shit, to try to garner ad dollars. Of course the one they copied is FaceBook that has no direct free email program. Although they tried. Of course king Google that I stick with still delivers 80% of the time. Unless you sign in from a foreign ISP then its a pain, or don’t sign in for a month or so. But eventually Google gets shit back to running. Hey that’s progress. The Preteens and all can have the FaceBook’s, the MySpace’s and so on, I’ll keep my Hotmail, Google’s Gmail, and of course Yahoo, just wish you could switch back to the original. Yahoo, should have proved out the new email program before launching, but then that is what one expects from Silicon Valley California.

Viacom’s Nick @ nite ran a overnight marathon of , That 70’s Show. The strange part of That 70’s Show, is that most of what you see is more what went down in the early 80’s , not the 1970’s. But then Hollywierd dramatic accuracy is not Hollywierd ’s strong suit.

Even the Old Skywagon that you see is a 1980 model not anything 1970’s. Gas then , like now was too expensive to be hauling around in a Olds stationwagon that got maybe 15 miles to the gallon. Remember the Oil embargo of 1973? The only accurate part is some of the scicho delic music and flower trips of the early 70’s, that ended about 1974.

Why not do up something called That 80’s Show? Since nothing really creative is coming out of the Hollywierd minds and studios these days, no matter the studio, or format, beit movies or TV. I know that dollars are scarce these days and will be until we get that black guy out of the big house in DC, but dig this, Smokey & The Bandit was done with a very sparse budget, and became a classic, now there’s talk of a Smokey 5 which wouldn’t be a bad idea. But if we could churn out classic films in the late 70’s & 80’s , heck even the original Star Wars was done on the cheap. Want a modern example of cheap budgets becoming dynamic hits? The film and franchise , known as American Pie, was made by two UCLA College students, using school equipment and college students. It worked grand and is an icon.

In closing, Yahoo mail did not need fixed, the 70’s Show does and so does Hollywierd.

As I close, dig this; Cable-One’s Ad department is pushing ad sales again, guess they are hungry. But I saw a promo that included MicroChips Computer Service in Twin. While an okay promo, its far from the truth. First, Cable One can’t insert local ads in its HD grid as they don’t have the equipment nor production capability to do so, second while Cable One might employ 70 people in the Tragic Valley, only 4 people are employed at Cable One Advertising, and as far as far as being able to handle anything you got? Bullshit. Remember our attempt at doing business with them? Local standards, means THEY CAIN’T AND WONT handle ANYTHING you got.

Keep it tween the ditches,

 

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Highway Hookers don’t go down easily

Tuesday was one of those days that comes around once in awhile that makes one do a not at all favorable self inventory. Of skills and abilities. However once I’d slept it over on Wednesday , I found that not everything was my fault nor due to lack of ability.

When it comes to trucks and trucking, few have logged as many accident free, ticket free, legal miles as I have. The fact that I had been put in a truck that I was not familiar and thus had trouble finding gears , was again not due to inability, as just being rusty. The fact that I had been out snagging and toewing the night before, being woke up Tuesday at noon, being hungry so much that I could have eaten a horse and chased the rider, plus being stung under my arm from the previous load was part of the problem. Adding to this was being eye-balled by a barely wet behind he ears kid, as to judge my skills, excuse the hell out of me. Given the chance to redoux that skills test would be a blessing. However I’m not holding my breath.

That said, I know that come this winter or at some time these same people are going to need a toew. The fact that in a few days, some regulatory inspectors are going out to these fellers place to do a records, inspection, truck inspection and a CDL inspection, might inspire the same farmer brothers to do a rethink of canning my ass before I could really show them what I can do.

Maybe a few impromptu mobile scale weighings , and log book inspections, not to mention truck inspections, hey, I never get mad or angry, I just get even.

Considering , Charlie, at least Charlie and A1 out of Twin Falls, at least Charlie gave me the chance to get to know the equipment, for a few days, and get my feet wet is the difference between someone that needs an employee and skilled professional, and someone that really should not be employing anyone, except family.

End game here; nothing much has changed, here at Cooter’s A1 Toewing and AyreWolf Aviation, its just that its going to take a bit longer to get there. That said, I’m rudely reminded the only person I can really work for or be employed by, is myself.

Final thought, Highway Hookers don’t go down easily, if we go down at all.

L8R Ya’ll

 

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Highway Hookers are more aware

We who own and drive a toew truck for a living, are most likely more safety conscience than perhaps the run of the highway OTR hauler. We see what could happen long before it does, and anticipate the obvious as well as potential dangers. It may have to do with the fact that we deal with recovery jobs that are nearly impossible in areas that could easily kill us. From working off a bridge to recover a drowned travel trailer, to a simple toew off a busy highway or interstate. So when going trailer trucking yesterday for a local farmer through American Staffing of which I’m now contracted to generate some extra income during the slow summer months, I began noticing all kinds of dangers and serious safety issues that could cause a major incident as well as plain hurt me. So after mentioning this to my potential new employer, it was mutually agreed this was not the hauling job for me.

Farm accidents hurt, maime and kill all too many people each year. While people in production agriculture, aren’t making any real money these days, still , skipping a safety issue, like a ladder up the back of a grain truck, bed that is too short, without any anti skid prevention , no handles to secure me better in my ingress or egress, to clutch pedals that are not greased, yes there is a grease zert up under there. The list goes on. But it was determined early that I was not Mormon enuff to work for these brothers in farming, nor was I going to jeopardize my safety, due to these farming brothers, needing to save a few dollars.

Something else will turn up, so I’m not really worried.

Another item here is the former exemption of farm truckers not having a CDL, if operation is from farm to grain bin, or within 100 miles. Anybody driving a truck over 26,000 gvw for hire, needs to do several things, one have a class correct CDL , fill out log books, and have a valid DoT Medical Card. Anyone cited for violation will find a fine of up to $25,000.00 both employer as well as driver, that’s $50,000.00 that I’m not coughing up, because these farm bro’s can’t afford to hire OTR haulers.

As for me? I’ll stay going toewing.

L8R Toew Bro’s,

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We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us. - Samuel Johnson

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HazzardAyre Sunrize, Why the AyreShaq and who is in charge at the E channel?

 

Why is it ,that it seems as every other year, we get a mass amount of mice? For that matter why is it that it seems they love the AyreShaq? Killed 2 , and according to my next door neighbor there are two more patrolling the complex. The attack goes on.

Thing is the AyreShaq is not dirty by any means. Dishes are warshed , floor spotless, goes with the old saying and drilled in my head by my Dad, a clean Marine , is an efficient Marine.

But yet I get mice. Anybody have any ideas?

Overnight tuned into the E channel for lack of anything better to watch. Seems as though the offerings from all of TV outside of the Dukes, Sons, and what’s on RTV, that TV has really headed into a manure pyle. Seems as though , even with the fall season the offerings aren’t going to be that good. There are a few, and I mean damn few new shows that I’m waiting with pop corn and brew to watch.

So there I was , watching the E channel, and comes on that show with Joan Rivers on it. For a network owned by NBC can’t they find better things to put on? Oh wait, maybe we should pitch HazzardAyre TV to E? That’d be a hoot wouldn’t it? Hey stranger crap has happened.

Any mile , headed to work this morning, weather going to be hot, and toasty.

See ya’ll this evening.

L8R

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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

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Should have been here all along

It has been the worst of times from arrival to Idaho from Evanston Wyoming, on that fateful day back in mid to late 2006 until now. However the place I first set foot, is where I should have stayed put. Not listened to a con artist in the costume of a TV station manager/sales guy.

Moved to Pocatello, in early 2007, and while I did learn many things at Pocatello’s Cable Access Channel, the rest of that ride was ruff to say the least. Even then, when I caught wind that a nuclear power plant was to be built near Hammett Idaho, the events that followed is worse than any horror story or film you could imagine.

The persecution closely followed by a public tar and feather by some idiots that think their shit don’t stink, that caused me such grief not to mention the loss of nearly $15,000.00 all total is enuff to make me just want to give Atomic Dork, and his followers the middle finger.

Be that what it is. After many miles of ultimate hell here in Idaho, I’m finally breathing. I have a shop, a nice home, and oh yes, a bit job that is reoccurring on a consistent basis and couldn’t be happier. Last night was one of those special nights. Of course every night it gets dark, or at least as dark as it gets here. But last evening, I drove home in LiL Lexi, and was actually singing. Okay I’m not a vocalist and wont win the next Grammy, but I felt good singing. What’s amazing is, that this might have been all the way through this journey , if I had just stayed put back in late 2006. Nancy was right.

So to Mr. Nugent of KPIF, to that idiotic bikini bouncer in Pocatello, to my ex-in-laws, and finally to Atomic Dork, this is for you.

Told ya’ll it could happen, and it did, simply when I decided to give you this gift, >>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<< .

L8R Ya’ll

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Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting. - Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine

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Me , Stern, Heff, Who cares how old they are ?

Okay , sure , younger than 18 years old is not a forest any male wolf should be prowling for a SheWolf, anything older than that, I say is fair game.

Nothing should ever be forced nor coerced , whether that coercion is religious in practice such as the gig Warren Jeffs pulled off, with the FLDS thing. Nor should any male wolf, take advantage of a situation, as in do me for employment condition, but beyond that I think that if both people find each other attractive or the chemistry is just right, why not?

Older women called Cougars prowl Hollywierd and other metro areas for younger guys. Only on rare occasions such as when a teacher does the wyld thing with a male young wolf pup, does the press etc get wyld themselves.

With that said, again why is it okay for older women, to peruse younger men? Yet if an older guy wants to knaw on a younger girl or woman its disaster? At least in the tabloids.

Every day , on 100 radio stations in America , my show HazzardAyre with me the AyreWolf airs via syndication. From midnight to 05:00 hours people hear me spinning the tunes, howling at the moon, and talking about things OTR truckers, and gearheads REALLY want to talk about. 80% of my listeners are men , between the ages of 35 to 60. Overnight last night into early morning I watched the E cable channel, which replayed a THS on Hugh Heffner, of Playboy fame. He has women, mostly blondes that I can’t handle, but Hugh has mostly 22 to 30 year old big breasted hotties, sweating all over him, and yet few, would say , that is just not right.

My on air friend Howard Stern, made his fortune talking trashy sex, and doing sexually charged discussions, he has quite a young blooded female following as well. And yet, if I howl about thinking some super babe working at the Wayside, here in Rupert, or I look at staging a Miss AyreWolf/HazzardAyre gig I’m persecuted beyond belief.

Few if any area, mainstream newspaper, including both the Mini Cassia Voice, or the other here will even return an email. The Times News never acknowledges HazzardAyre Radio, or the Knytes, and especially me. Sure I could grease the palms of some of these, with advertising and all, but I will not play that game.

And why? Simple , they think I’m exploiting women, or at least images of women.

Yet, you’ll see women of all ages, even preteens strutting their stuff, in threads that I’d never photograph or feature, and that’s okay. Reverse discrimination? By the local press? Perhaps, and the religious majority here no doubt has something to do with it. Yet those same newspapers , will take an idea I presented with something we in the club or I with HazzardAyre Radio did, and run with it, never giving us in the Knytes credit, or me credit. Granted that kind of credit is credit you can’t spend or eat on, but again acknowledgement would be good. Zeb Bell , bellers out his radio show, most in this area think he is radical. I proudly say Zeb is no where near as Radical or as rebellious as us here at HazzardAyre, nor I the AyreWolf.

But the reputation of some toe stubs has most in the mainstream skiddish about giving me anything of air time, or press ink.

No matter, since Zeb is working up a magazine, Hmmmm wonder where that came from? Could it be ole Zeb got the idea from, HazzardAyre? With that said, TV is not that far in the distance. I know from watching results from doing my gig on Cable Access in Pocatello, that people like my refreshing, none religious biased, reporting etc.

Would a local station air my TV show now? Probably not. But throw it into syndication and who knows.

Didn’t get a exhibit at the Minidoka County Fair this year, but walking through both the commercial exhibit barn as well as the 4-H barn, didn’t see much, no wonder no admission. Yet , if I’m still in the area, I promise ya’ll there will be an exhibit by and for, both the Knytes as well as HazzardAyre.

In closing this morning, Me, Stern , Hugh, could it work here? For me and/or HazzardAyre? In Idaho?

Maybe, but don’t push the maybe, baby. After all this is Mormon Country.

More on that during Day Watch.

L8R Aviators,

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Sorry but I’m not a stupid wetback , I’m a white man with and education

The other day, interviewing for a job with a temp agency here in Burley, I overheard a conversation that I thought was a BOTT (Bit-Over-The-Top) . Here was this guy, who had been working for nearly two weeks and felt he was underpaid , nothing new there since everyone thinks they are underpaid. Thing was this was a white male.

A few moments later, interrupting the interview came in this Mexican male who was wondering why he had to show a proof of insurance for a none CDL job. The job was also pitched at me, and looks like ye ole Wolf here will be working, but if its someone else’s rig your driving, why do they need to see MY proof of insurance?

In both situations I got the feeling that these well attractive young women running this office, perhaps looking hot to prevent skirmishes between management and temp employees, (a subject for a different time) but I got to thinking that these hotties thought they could pull anything over on people, Mexican or not.

No matter what it was.

Throughout my interviewing them, which I feel all should do, sure your going to work, but I think as a prospective employee you should do a complete interview of the prospective employer. The feeling I wanted to udder was, “hey Sorry, I’m not a stupid wetback, I’m a white well educated male.” Its the same thing I see everywhere. Both standing in line at the food store, as well as  at the scene of a toew. Some of my toew bro’s consider Mexican’s as a third class, totally idiotic race and thus try to overcharge if not completely mind blown. And yet for many here in a farming area, these same supposedly idiotic people, are the ones that do the work, so many whites wont, to feed the white man’s mouth.

However for any of us to shun, any race because of simple verbiage or the inability to both read and speak, what is called American English, to me shows the ignorance and arrogance of a pre warp population.

But what about reverse discrimination? Should a Mexican get a job, just because they are Mexican? Should a white guy be turned down just because they are white and none Mormon?

Those questions answered in another edition.

To the gal who partly interviewed me in Burley, Sorry, but I’m not a stupid Wetback, but an educated white male, who knows better.

L8R Ya’ll

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Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at. - Carlos A. Urbizo

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