The Last week of the month is an SOB

So there I was dreaming of doing the entire chorus line of the Utah Ballet, when my complex manager rings my phone. Saying, “ if you want your shower fixed best be awake” Awake, on a Saturday , the deeded day of rest, the Sabbath day? So I got up reluctantly. See I had determined that me being awake might conserve my energy resources until at least early morning, when I can take a couple of refigadeezers to bite the sand for the final time.

So I’m asleep the first time. By the highway this is the same fix it guy that gave me the shit earlier.

Okay then, so I get up, no SKOAL except very few slivers, little grub, but did find the rental agreement from Mr. Taylor and SAMCRO MC. Bet some serious peter sucking goes on Monday or Tuesday morning.

But its this last bit of the month. Many say they ain’t got money, funny they got money for smokes, brew how bout a loan to me to get some chew? But I remember. And I usually only ask those that can easily replace funds. But I will remember at about 03:00 hours some winter pre dawn, them stuck in the ditch, with wailing winds, deep snow, needing a toew, and the asking can they negotiate the fee? I’ll immediately recall, and say, sure about as quick as you lent me $5.00 last June when I needed it.

It always comes around, sure ya’ll can ignore me now, but come winter, bad storm, impound what ever, you’ll call , I’ll haul it, and when it needs to be paid for, ya’ll best pay, cause those who snubbed me for snuff money, we’ll I will own your vehicle.

Cleaned out my FaceFart page. Got rid of a bunch of people that either are not active, have not helped much if at all, or are just there to be a friendly spy. As such I have decided, if you want me to be a FaceFart friend best live near me where I can verify who the hell you are, or ain’t going to happen.

Mark Zuckerberg’s invention FaceFart, might have been all the rage, but people looking for better security, are passing FaceFart by. Seems as everyone has a FaceFart part. I do because of the radio gig and the club, or I’d not have even bothered. Same went for MySpace. Had that damn thing for the benefit of the TTA (TeenAge Truckers Association) but after that got stale and never could get their sales people to call and deal I said piss on em.

Same goes for FaceFart.

Is there a competitor upcoming? HazzardAyre. Stay tuned.

HazzardAyre will be , besides the name of this publication and all, the Facebook page , with Hazzard County Confederate fight the system flavor.

Thing still in development.

Finally saw more activity today at the soon to open Real life Boars Nest of Idaho. We got the new grill installed, the sinks got put in Friday, freezer goes in Wednesday. Hope to have Alma and Ben and crew out for our grand opening, in October 2012?

Going to try and have a Miss Daisy(Hazzard County) Contest, remember Melanie Dubois during the last Miss Tri County Contest at Boss Hoggs Boars Nest. Well we are looking to do a reenactment of the entire thing. Basically if you can drive well, are female, able to turn a wrench and look hot in short shorts, then best get in touch with a Knyte of Anarchy and sign up.

Until L8R

 

Its what makes life interesting

I just love how information through a second party gets fuggled up.

Case-n-Point, was yapping at the fix it guy here at the Powers, about the fact if it was me running the place there’d be an outside antenna for Internet. That’s all I said.

Then I mentioned I rode over with our great manager here at the Powers the other day while John did rounds. Now then the Fix it guy goes and tells John that I have a problem with management? WTF? Did anyone get that out of the situation? I think of John as far as dwelling managers as a good one. He’s kind, and sympathetic. He’s been on the bottom end of the income ladder and he understands if you need something , YOU NEED something and does his best to accommodate. Need something fixed? It’s fixed, need a cup of java? Every morning. Hell I even try to economize here by turning off lights, air etc when its not needed. Cause I know that paying that bill ain’t going to be cheap as it is, so I try to help in my own way, yet I get the noise that the fix it guy tells my pal John that I have a problem with management? Bullsbreath. From what few times I have talked to the owner , he seems cool, and again, I in a friendship way like John. So if the Fix it Guy, talking crap, lets just say, speaking bad about a Knyte of Anarchy MC member, is not a good road to go on, dig what I’m saying.

Okay then,

Figured out how to boost octane in the lil truck.

I put less that a pint of denatured alcohol in with my fuel. Seems as though the combination breaks up the corn syrup in the ethanol, and boosts octane.

All I know , mad LiL Lexi bust some moves.

Decisions have been made, and although I have said this b4 , its getting more serious.

B4 I moved into the Powers and this has no reflection on the Powers , the Powers is a good place to bunk down. Any lane, so been getting these visions or dreams etc, about other places. This is in my opinion, and there are damn few head shrinks that believe in this, but visions I think are omens or promptings from sources much more wiser than I telling me to do something.

With that in mind and much has to do with the op’s of Top Gun over the next two months, but if I qualify for Top Gun, and get not only my CDL, but can get driving again, so I can tell SSA thanks but no thanks, fine I remain around Idaho, although I’ll move to Buhl or Filer. If not then I’m hightailing it to Salt Lake City.

I think that the visions are the minds way of saying it does not want to be in these conditions.

Last but not least, being somewhere I’m not under the gun of C-One for TV, might be a good thing as well.

I truly

would love to explore that with Comcast. Not that I did not have issues with Comcast, but the difference is, that when I trucked down to the Sandy HQ Office of Comcast Utah, and met with the powers that be and explained I need a better pipeline, that I am streaming radio programming over the Internet and I need not only faster but more bandwidth. Also explaining pay check comes at THE FIRST of the month, NOT THE MIDDLE, of the month, Comcast , kept me active and worked with me, even offered to be a supporting sponsor of the radio station.

Did Cable One do that? No they sent over an truck load of stuff to Gooding of all we did not need, charged me near $900.00 on a free install, where was the FREE part? And when I asked to escalate the situation over the local manager to Pheenix, I was denied the ability to do so,. However, in September , I am going to a warbird convention, there in Pheenix and am going to make it a point to explain things to that office, so they know how bad things are fuggled up here.

And ya’ll can bet it wont be a third or send party fuggle up.

L8R Ya’ll

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So who cares?

As these meds for my summer flu take me to a land of euphoria , I think of a few things. Last night I had this vision or dream whatever ya’ll want to call it, in me being down in Ogden Utah, regaining one of old Steve’s trucks that was the one I found b4 LexiBelle, so I was driving around but could not find the on ramp from Ogden to come back here to Burley. Dream or prompting?

So here I was hammering away earlier and saw a posting in my email from some sales gal at the Weekly News here in Burley saying she didn’t want any further emails from me. I never intended to send her any. But once I must have put her in my automatic senders list , but took it out. But the fact is, only now she barks? Oh really? After how many months, must’ve written something that hit on a nerve.

Last weekend was Fathers day. Does these jerx here realize it was MY dad MY father that obtained and donated through the D-O-D and HAFB that fighter aircraft at the gate to their damn airport? Do they realize although only now just a golf course but it was 80% of My Dad’s money that built the Ponderosa Inn here? Then of course there is the Slime News. I can’t even count how much work, money donated, that was because of my Dad, and my prompting my Dad to contribute to so many causes and the growth that this little dirtwater area has enjoyed over the years.

And I, the Knytes and the AyreWolvez get snubbed? I say to Jay, and his staff at the Weekly News Journal, and The Voice, bite me, I threw down , many times a branch of peace, offered to buy your high priced advertising, so I say piss on you.

HazzardAyre will keep walking over ya’ll. Just remember Russ at Star Taxi/Alpine Motel, he vanished through mysterious circumstances because he pissed off the Knytes. Nuff said.

Bottom line , “Who Cares?”

L8R Ya’ll

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Want to keep the publics attention? Don’t be a read us , we decide, we really don’t want your comment

I get so frustrated at these online bulletins that say we welcome your comments, but then you never see yours posted , much less responded to by the person writing the piece.

Thing is, I get so muffed that I’d just asoon tell them , If I’m not good enough to post my comments or for that matter like our area newspapers here in Mini Cassia, that think I stink so bad they wont ever print much less publish my editorial opinion comments that I’d like to say, me not good enuff to publish my comments don’t send me the damn paper. Either one.

Thankfully where I live here my mail now doesn’t get the damn papers any more so that point is now moot. But All the last year I tried to keep an open mind, but today, I frankly don’t give a rats ass.

Most open focused , open minded people in this area are reading the published version of HazzardAyre anyway, but it do frustrate me none the less.

Then I get this thing from Ross On The Radio. Flash up says comments moderated, but will not tell me when they’ll post my comment. I have tried to comment on several from the same place on the facts that of any radio station in this nation period. That HazzardAyre Radio and our station KDXB with 250K of clear FM power blowing the doors off of every station and car and truck tuned to us, has not only weathered the economic bad storm, but hardly noticed it.

Is it such a reach that even with frequency auctions, spectrum harvesting, and all the rest, that KDXB remains at the top of the ratings sweeps here. In fact we are equaled by only one station, in Salt Lake City KBER FM 101.1. The rest of Idaho’s radio stations can’t and wont even come close.

And yet trade publications wont even take notice.

Hell , if we’re so bad and your so stuck up as to not give us at least a wink, then don’t send me the damn publication on my email.

The reason our income has been solid during this economic decline is that we listen to everybody, even the person who has the opinion we are wrong. Even to the point we change to maybe welcome that person back into the fold so-to-speak.

Whether its an insurance agent in a suit, or a repair shop with grease on his coveralls and oil on his hands, his or her money to place an ad with us is the same.

His or her opinion of us is the same.

I have never used the dump button on a caller calling in. Maybe that’s why for 36 years now KTOW FM 105.7 Buhl/Hagerman Idaho and KDXB FM 105.7 Malta/Strevell Idaho remains the real rockabilly, rebel radio station that outshines all of them, including TV.

By the way speaking of TV stations.

Did you notice? Cable One has now blocked KSL-5 out of Salt Lake City? That’s right guess the locals couldn’t compete so the local cable system and local TV stations said, phooey. So no KSL. Guess we’ll just have to watch LDS conference on channel 13 now huh?

Could it be we pointed this out and the locals thought, scrub the completion, and blocked KSL?

Next time, are we getting FaceFart fatigued?

I never see anything new on my FaceFart page.

But then, its Yankees.

L8R Ya’ll

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Are they forking nuts?

This morning I had a laugh, over coffee.

This prospect of the Knytes whose family has a events center here said our offer of $300K to buy the damn thing, was too low.

They want $400K, want in one hand wish in the other see what fills faster I say.

When we as a club, can buy the entire Burley(SNAKE-RIVER ) Mall for $3,million in a active commercial area next to a Wal-Mart and Interstate, to build into the Reaper Club/HCC Ultimate MC center why the hell would we buy a run down events center in the slum part of town that while is busy but not that profitable if profitable at all for $400K. I just said are you forking nuts?

If I’ve said it once , I’ll say it again, just because we are Confederate Rebels with long hair on two or 6 wheels, don’t make us stupid. Remember we are bikers with wings that know how to fly. More over are not another pigeon to be plucked.

Oh well.

As I sit here taking the collection of meds that the experts say I need to take, One for iron, Doc says I’m enemic What ever that means, and that I need my Thyroid boosted, really? I thought I was hyper enuff?

Then there is my mood stabilizer Lythium, and finally my acid reducer Nexium, I’m seeing my age.

But getting back on course here. When the radio station we just bought for $500K, not more than 5 miles west of this events center, and the mall for $3.5 million, buy that events center for $400K, they’re forking nuts.

These folks are more than Yankees they’re carpet baggers.

Look up the term in your confederate dictionary to know what that means.

L8R Ya’ll

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TV GUIDE AND TV LISTINGS STILL a stretch for most

I’m truly asstounded at those involved in Television who don’t watch Television or just skims over it.

TV listings whether its TV Guide the magazine or online, as well as newspapers etc never have been able to list shows, especially those that are what I would call on the edge or not as popular to the majority.

You know they are on, they know they’re on, but try to find when they are on in TV Guide, forget about it.

Hell I remember , when CBS started running the Dukes. Here in the Tragic Valley, you couldn’t find the correct airing time in either TV Guide or the Slime News.

Yet these same editors, get paid a wad of money to know what’s on and tell you when its on.

Like I said , just asstounding.

L8R

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Believe it or not, dogs and women fart too

Believe it or not dogs and women fart too.

Lady friend lives near me here at the Powers. She was surprised to hear a whoo-pew her dog farted. Was this a surprise? Heck dogs eat and even eat what we as human wont. Wolves have better more developed pallets. Any mile the food dogs eat can create gas and although unpleasant , will fart.

Likewise although women say its not a fart but a fluff, still women fart too. While women usually hide it better than us male wolvez still, when women give off gas it do pew. Remember gas can come out of two holes usually in the same region of the body. The butt and vagina.

The Ace said the second is called a puss fart, smelled like burnt toast. But it does get worse than burnt toast. That smell is right down caustic, could melt the chrome off the bumper of a Kenworth.

Then of course is the newly wedded.

It’s surprising that for about the first 4 years of a marriage, many women will not let you in the stall if they’re taking a dump. This is a border line that should never be crossed. If you do, its darn near like when they’re giving birth, every thing you ever did, up to that point WILL be discussed.

Then of course, there is the time that she first finds your tiddy whites, with the crap stain. For some odd reason, this is not at least noticeable problem for women, however us guys wipe quick and don’t always do a good job. Thus the stain, this said its not uncommon for that same gal not to fuss over a dirty diaper, that has poop from a baby and totally dismiss it.

Been up until 06:30 hours, I’m headed to snooze land, but remember, Women may be all sugar and spice, and dogs cuddly but both fart too.

L8R

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