Even when you give em the boot they keep coming back, don’t go away mad, Just please go away!!

There are some people that have huge brass balls. Dig this, and I have to tell you this because it reflects on what I have always said. Many first kick the tyres , but when it comes to truly getting it on, they bail.

So that gal from out by the migrant camp, that I thought was sooo into me, but truly was just a big tease, calls A1, not just once but at least 4 dozen times. The same one that proposed to me that she’d like me to off her XOM, has a friend , a male of course call me wanting still one of our proposed jobs.

Really?

So we look at this. Here’s people that thought we as a group were so full of crap our diapers stunk, that they did not want to be part of the reformation process, of HazzardAyre, they pitch a bitch to associates of mine, not hearing the words A1 has nothing to do with HazzardAyre or the Knytes-of-Anarchy except that Big C, signs my government checks, and to leave them alone.

So I get this phone call? Give it a break. Even if I could hire these people, I wouldn’t one of her friends not to mention her. The leave me alone sign is lit on both sides.

But it’s like many of our dealings with the feminine gender.

Seems as if most male corpuscles get it, but few women do. It’s also like some term or phrases we do on and off air.

Such things as the words Hooker and Cat. In our trucker cb world, Hooker means tow truck, a person who runs one out on the big road or Interstate is a Highway Hooker, which I ran as my company when I started and remains us in both southeastern Idaho and up near Boise in Emmett, as Highway Hooker Toewing. But when I first was hammering out Highway Hooker as a blog, some not knowing bigots in CokeVille Wyoming, thought we were running a brothel or starting one. Now by all fairness we did lean in the carnal images, but come on, that wasn’t it. For months I tried as hard as I could to change those 500 minds of the 504, 4 being the only ones in Cokeville not LDS. Then there is the word CAT. In truckers cb slang means a place to get a Caterpillar truck diesel engine repaired. Not a brothel. The melding of those words gets mixed up, somehow, but only by those that aren’t grinding gears, on 18 wheels . Of course that’s part of what we’re here for, here on HazzardAyre. But I’m getting off course here.

The fact that someone that you tell adios, wont take no for an answer, is why it’d be nice to have someone else besides me to bark.

Hammered out, I’m going offline, I am 10-10 on the side.

Next entry,

CB, will it come back?

 

Quote of the Day:
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
--George Moore

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Tonight’s WTF Report

I was doing some in-depth research on the idea of doing a photo op, to promote the AyreWolvez’ version of HazzardAyre Radio called WyldAyre, the name simply came about as a joke from a club member saying something to the degree of might as well have a wild hair. So re-engineering the name came in as WyldAyre, those of both in combat as well as military test aviators who take aircraft to the envelope. And are a bit on the edge to begin with, as many of us are simply described as bikers with wings. But that’s getting off the subject here.

The research took me to a place on a Google search. The search parameters being, do blonde women really have blonde pubic hair.

We all say that the only place to check for a gal being a true blonde is her crotch hair, that is she hasn’t shaved or just left nothing more than a nice landing strip.

Again here was a question that few have ever really investigated. Do blonde women have blonde pubic hair?

Why would I care? The idea of the photo op was top snap an up close shot, of a gal pulling one lonely blonde pub, from her area wild hair, WyldAyre.

Hasn’t anyone really looked or photographed this area of the human female anatomy to find out? You’d think some dork into porn would have got a close up or two. But no. Like many things , it’ll be us here at Confederate Star doing the FBI (Female, Body, Inspector) research here.

Speaking of always us.

There’s such a long list of firsts, that the Knytes-of-Anarchy as a club have done and on and in media many things that Confederate Star Media has done, that it boggles the mind. Not patting ourselves on the back and not to sound superior to others, but why does it always need to be us? Are we as Knytes, the only ones that gave the finger to religious restraints and prejudices and said here’s something that needs to be done.

Not too long ago in fact only a week or so ago, to be exact, somebody struck up the idea of a gym or workout place for teens to be when not in school. Or after school, or weekends etc. A youth center has been brought up many times. But consider this, and while it wasn’t an all teen idea, what about or junior spin off, the TeenAge Truckers Association. The only 4-H program in the nation devoted to farm truck safety. We still operate that as mentors and teachers. Going into something a bit more pop. Our preteens, tweens and teens watch shows like Shake It Up on the Disney Channel. Yet when we posted the idea on line for youth to join us at a dance center in Burley, to do up a production we were calling , Shake-it-Up Idaho, nobody even flinched. No one showed up.

Haven’t heard what happened to the Magic Valley Teen Centers New Years bash that they told me at the last moment they didn’t need the Knytes for security. Don’t know how well that did, but did we have to throw a none alky New Years gig, like a sock hop? Would that have worked better? Can’t say, but does it always have to be us? For you, be thankful and allow us to do our thing, its for your own better good, that the Knytes-of-Anarchy and The AyreWolvez Aviation Association, prowl in the shadows doing those things that nobody else will.

It goes to what I say all the time Aren’t ya’ll glad there is HazzardAyre.

Now to answer the question; do blonde women truly have blonde pubic hair? More research needed.

L8R

 

Quote of the Day:
The enraged colonists were mad.
--CJ's US History Work

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about as straight forward as I can get

Don’t get no plainer than that, see ya’ll

on air tonight if I can.

Quote of the Day:
A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword.
--Robert Burton

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Just about there, for HazzardAyre

So after multiple doses of Alka Seltzer cold medicine and coughing up green goo that only the oddest of an odd person would like I got out of bed, dressed and out the door. Headed to the office/studio only to find a note from the real estate gal wasn’t available.

So rescheduled came home and decided to just ROS(Remain on station) and only go out if I need to. Need to shed this cold/flu thing.

Talked to that Cesar last night in a fb chat box, his people want to see more of our gear before they will play ball. Fact is without a suitable place to put the gear here, for people to see it, would mean a road trip to Pocatello, and even more expense. My feelings take it or leave it, no skin off my ass.

I’m still twitterpated about the gal from Filer, who stopped by even after the great battle last Thursday. However experience has taught me that having a gal or new employee being everything I want and having all of the knowledge I require , can be a recipe for disaster, in other words a fuzz trap, either an ABC agency or local. So one has to be very careful. Of course days like today is just the reason, I need someone who can come into the house here and do anything verbal that needs to be done, since I can’t even speak. Let alone carry on a good conversation on air.

While I can navigate, on the way home from the Depot Grill, had to stop 4 times to get through a coughing spell, so I could pilot my little truck home. Glad I’m not on call tonight.

Now before ya’ll go thinking that the definition of me being Twitterpaited over the new talent from Filer, or anyone is one of a he and she thing, I got news for you. It ain’t, in fact I’d almost welcome just and I stress JUST about anyone trained enuff to enter the studio and do a 12 hour shift would be stupendious, but sadly there isn’t. So on goes the network, and I sit in the orbit around the console, only getting in, where and when I need to.

My I could go for chicken soup right now.

Supplies for things like Mentholatum, is at an all time. Went to four big box stores no Mentholatum to be had. Will go out later looking.

Will be off air mod week next as we box up the bedroom gear and move to mate it with the gear in the studio.

More L8R need to go rest.

L8R Ya’ll

   

Quote of the Day:
A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword.
--Robert Burton

Ephesians 5:1-2“Follow God’s example, therefore, as dearly loved children and walk in the way of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

So,e More of HazzardAyre’s W-T-F

So again the question I get asked a lot, More so these days is, how can you pay those wages if you only getting SSA?

Simple, answer the wages of anything we do in the club, is from a collective chest of sorts. In other words we pay from what’s in the clubs treasury, NOT MINE or MY POCKET. Number two question I get asked is why do it? , What I have enough money, a nice house and most of what I need. If I didn’t bust my ass for the club, when not towing or flying what the hell would I do? Sit and watch Wretched TV all day?

I have to have something to do. The club gives me those things, to do, and for every dollar I make the club, I keep a quarter of that dollar.

Face it as good as it is SSA is only worth just under $800.00 a month. By the time Charlie takes out expenses and rent, I have just a tad higher than $125.00 a month.. I couldn’t live long doing that, at least not as good as I do.

So I gotta keep busting hump every day, for the club and that means setting the bit of HazzardAyre into the Stallions mouth. Making our radio gig even bigger, and more thought provoking.

Now to answer the burning question, yes my cell phone is down for the weekend, only because I’m too sick from the flu, and to tyred from the flu to go pay the damn thing, but it’ll be up here in a couple of days. In the meanwhile, 736-9653 gets me.

Setting pen to paper on the new facility, over yonder behind the jawspital Monday. Wish Amber and or one of the club members could be there for that.

Until L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
True friends stay friends.
--Al

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If you think guys are competitive you don’t know shyt about women

If you think its just us guys who are competitive, then you don’t know shyt about women. Not only are women competitive but women are equally as territorial and possessive than any critter on the face of the planet.

First too, women are extremely analytical , women want all and I mean all the details, not just a few, before they say yes or know.

Women have that 6th sense as well. They know by instinct what is dogshyt, and what ain’t.

However there comes the point of understanding.

Case-n-Point:

It doesn’t matter whether it’s a gal, we in the Knytes hire for in the studio, or a gal finds for his lady. Everyone male in the club, treats the gal like their sister. A good friend that just happens to smell better than the rest of us in the room, and can where a skirt better than some of the rest of us male corpuscles in the club.

Now there is a big difference and some of our new hires and such got this messed up to where it caused as much friction as an axe against a sharpening stone.

Being concerned and wanting to be helpful , can be considered as many here lately did, that , that concern and kindness is a method of some such of wanting to make MOVES on them. Excuse me, grow up ladies. The only and I repeat , and I have yet to see one do this, to get me interested in any gal beyond friendship, beyond her being a club sister, is for Gretchen Wilson to show up at my door, completely naked, with a roll of SKOAL, (Gretchen , Chews too), saying she’s mine. That’d do it. Shy of that I don’t want that family thing.

I love being able to get up when I want, go to bed when I want, go where and when I want, watch the TV shows and movies that I want, and not have to make my bed or some such or some such.

Now then, On Competitiveness . You get more than three gals competition for a job or career opening, which ours is. Working say for I-Hop, not bad, but that’s a job. Working for us, is a career, since what we teach ya’ll will not find elsewhere. But ya’ll get more than two going after the career opening, they will scream like somebody doing the wyld thing with them when they don’t want to. That competition gene in women goes to extremes. Many even though they will tell you up front and you say to them the same thing, friend but nothing else, have the guy interviewing two other women while she whoever it is, is in the room within ear range and the one lead gal, will do everything shy of gritting her teeth and growling letting the other gals thing the guy is hers. Sad party you don’t want this gal beyond a intern or new hire and a good gal pal, ya’ll even look at going out with her guy to the night bars or watching a NASCAR Race or Football game with. Then she gets these feeling of being insecure and wonders why ya’ll don’t want to go beyond that point of friendship. Its bewildering.

Sure I’ll hug a gal rather than shake her hand, while if it’s a guy I’ll shake his hand firmly rather than a hug. But that’s it.

One of my new so called Interns that bailed due to greed, gave all the signals she wanted more, but rejected those feelings when I applied them, yet here’s the thing. And if I could put it together it might be a Pulitzer Prize winner. Of a book that truly, defined the differences between men and women and what that new groom needs to know about his bride months if not weeks before he walks down the aisle . A sort of new wife Owners Manual. Like wise one for the gals, the Owners Manual of your guy, what does make him tick? Hand these out to each couple at weddings. Then he would know what he’s in store for and visssa verssa . Sure she might look super hot in those skorts hose and girdles , but when all that’s taken off she's, not only rank, but that goddess that you couldn't stop dreaming of suddenly becomes that gal you ask, “ Where’s my Princess” Your hottie became one of the evil step sisters.

You think you smell when you go shyt? Go in after she does. Oh and here is a warning , not just from Bill Engvall either. Do not try going in that bathroom while she is in there going poopoo. That is a barrier that must never be crossed because its equal to the insults you’ll get when she’s delivering a kid.

There are tons, and tons of things here.

Knowing when you special gal is going through Mother Natures monthly visit is prime. This way you can plan that just got to go on a bike ride, or your Marine friend in where ever is ill and needs you. Get out of the house if you can. The level of aggression at this time, is one of Defcon 4. Not quite explosive but close enough to it.

While in the business arena , we as employers can’t ask that specific question of when our female workers are going into heat, It’d sure be nice if you could. Then you could schedule their on duty hours  within that framework. In other words, have the gals that are having their monthly off duty and replacing them with the ones that aren’t and vice versa. Then everybody would be happy and in good spirits.

So why have gals in the mix anyway if this is the problem? Hey it goes back to that saying I saw once in a Rest Area in Wyoming that read , “ This is Wyoming, where the men are men, women are women and the sheep are worried”

In our case , both the Women and Sheep are worried, but after all we are WOLVEZ, and in words, of, Bruce Almighty, “ That’s the way the cookie crumbles”

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
--Earl Wilson

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The HNN WTF Report

Welcome to the HNN(Hazzard Nation News) WTF ,(I’ll let you draw your own definition) Report.

I am always amazed at the ads that are flung at us on such things as Facebook. Seems as if I always see some ad on there for me to join some damn online dating service, or looking at super hot gals. Does Facebook think that all guys are walking around with a partly stiff pecker?

About the only way to stop those ads is to say your involved or engaged. If you try to change your status in that regard, Facebook wants to know who your involved with. Damn snoops, shyt who I am seeing or not seeing is none of your damn business Facebook. Of course I wish there was a spot to click on your settings page for Facebook, that you flat don’t want to see such trash on YOUR page. Or offers for products or services that are rip off’s and even spammers, who will post an ad, but when you click on it, you get a virus or some sort of crapware that’ll kick the donkey of your computer.

While you and I know and will admit, I like the looks of a well kept, good looking lady who really makes it a point to look good, and has poise. Like this new prospect candidate I met from over yonder in Filer. No I ain’t interested in her that way, so turn off the suspicious switch. Thing is, and I hadn’t even thought anybody more would show up. I had pretty much brought myself to the conclusion that HazzardAyre would go on and all, but the entire gig, was to be done by me and only me.

Plus , having a possible police decoy or spy come in? I nearly didn’t open the door to let her in, but thought shyt, its 3 degrees out, might as well see her any way.

No touchy feely, nothing not in good taste and no taking off shoes or smooching anything. Just a nice conversation between two people, and telling the truth, that HazzardAyre is running lean, that wages couldn’t be paid if at all until late March, early April, and only once those wages could be based on billable on air hours.

She seemed fine with that, we parted all's well. But here was someone of quality that had a genuine interest, not someone that was nearly prostituting themselves to make a fast buck as some have. If someone is just looking for the money rather than the experience and pleasure of being on radio, right now strictly on syndication and in late February Internet radio, then they have no damn reason even applying.

I want a quality, enjoyable, entertaining product going on online out there, where people who show up to our website, to listen in can have something they really want to tune into. That’s what builds audience, that builds advertisers and that makes those billable hours of $50.00 that goes directly into our talents pockets.

Now on to TV.

I have been watching both Rural TV that merged with Family Net, still a very quality product out there. Now then overnight Family Net runs the old Nashville based variety talk show Crook And Chase. One of which died not too long ago. They show performances and interviews of people who have long since kicked the bucket. So if Family Net has only that, but we want to see something different, instead of changing the channel, we send RFDTV , Family Net’s parent, a demo pilot of something that is modern yet fits the image and genre of Family Net/Rural TV.

Think of HazzardAyre on both radio and TV on overnight? Or evening?

Okay that involves one of two things maybe both, but, its either drive to Omaha Nebraska where RFDTV is HQ’d, or, see em at NAB In Las Vegas in April.

Imagine a booth for HazzardAyre, at NAB, with a couple of our Hazzard Honeys, plus myself and my cohost. Giving out samples of HazzardAyre on both CD and DVD. To thousands of both radio and TV program directors, and station GM’s not to mention every damn TV and Radio network in the nation.

That again , builds audience, that builds advertisers, that equals billable on air hours of $50.00 an hour that pays the cohost and other’ on air wages.

This means to be at NAB on time this year, I have to get at least one and I think our Filer gal might be it, but get someone that can live without a BIG ass’d pay check for a couple of months, train her, and get it where we can do the normal HazzardAyre for radio and put that on CD’s plus, get the pilot for HazzardAyre TV shot, edited and duplicated several hundred times, then booking rooms, hey this old wolf sleeps alone in my own space. No women allowed. Any mile, the booking either ayrefare, or driving down there. And so on. Its mid January, NAB is in April, that means by St. Patty’s Day I need to have a product produced for distribution by the end of March to take to NAB.

Can it be done? Hell Bro and I brought the General Lee to fruition in 1981 in three months so me thinks this too can be done in two and a half, but only if I stumble upon that can pull their head out to Git-R-Done. But gal or no Gal this old wolf IS going to NAB this year.

Flu meds kicking in, but yea, old Facebook, take down the sex ads from my fb page, please.

L8R Ya’ll TTYL

Quote of the Day:
If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
--Earl Wilson

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