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Saturday, June 1, 2013

Geographically challenged is it blonde ?

Ever feel like you got stood up? Example, this Brooke gal, a model applicant, I returned the phone call of.

Says she would breeze over earlier in the evening. After two or 3 phone calls with her having trouble finding the

Wolf’s Lair, she don’t show. Not saying she gave up, but most likely had something better to do.

Glad she wasn’t trying to find a location shoot on Bell Rapids somewhere, heck we would have had to put the

Lady in the air just to go find her.

Now finding the Wolf’s Lair is not all that difficult. After all how many times per day does people most likely this

gal, pass by? If you get to the stop light at Addison and Washington, in Twin Falls, kiddy corner to Swensen’ Market,

how many one of a kind service trucks with the outline of our Confederate Battle flag on the hood, is there? In front

of a residence? Added to that the big gray house, is the Wolf’s Lair, oh well, guess that steak with Kelly is getting more

to the point.

Got fire in LexiBelle’s belly this afternoon. Put fuel in the right side, with a few squirts in that Edlebrock carb, and

she started singing her song. A little oil from her pipes, but that’s most likely from just sitting.

But my her throaty purr made my heart sing as well.

Ate way too much ice cream and cake at one of our Bro’s birthday today.

That’s right good old Tedd hit the 60 yard stick. Now rubbing my stomach and feeling heavy as a lifting weight,

I’m trying to gain some sort of easement before I try going on air.

Now just need a floor jack, and some muscle and LexiBelle, will see pavement. Watch out Twin Falls,

Dixie Toewing is about to lyte some serious fyre.

Any mile ya’ll have a good night I need sleep, Church in the morning.

There are those that are dedicated and those that love to play games, our latest applicant I think likes to play.

More Sunday after Church.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Perhaps the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
--Dean Acheson

Hebrews 9:28“so Christ was sacrificed once to take away the sins of many; and he will appear a second time, not to bear sin, but to bring salvation to those who are waiting for him.”

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So finally

So finally at 05:17 hours cash was in the stash, so off to breakfast, so not so much headed into H&W Monday morning, but the question is, could this be done much faster and with more efficiency. I mean heck, I may be of need and all, but at least my brain can drain to the point of being somewhat techno savvy, where I can work around these malfunctions. My thought is, what about those that can’t. In many cases , there are those not able to have Internet and phone. If you can’t access the automated system by phone, and you just look online, it says your still broke. Some people are still looking and thinking, “Where’s my money?”

Yes Idaho’s Government needs help, but where do you start and with whom?

Questions to be asked of those running for office next election.

Okay then, looks like Twin falls is going to have its Western Days this weekend, a parade and many festivities abound, wonder how many tows will be harvested by A1 and Marky’s as well as us here at Dixie.

On the subject of Dixie, and I was going to pose this question to Nancy a few weeks ago, but thought it might sound a bit off, so I didn’t. But ya’ll know how we have been looking for a set of dainty small toes for our ads and foot centric graphics. Now Nancy has a daughter that is small enough to have small feet and marshmallow toes, thought of asking what it’d be if I could snap a photo or two of her daughters toes in tights or some such, to use for graphics.

Nothing sexual, just cute.

There’s something enjoyable about cruizing around this city at early dawn on a Saturday morning. No traffic to speak of, and the innocence of a time when this town had fewer people , and those people more open minded.

As I left IHOP on my monthly self treat of breakfast, I thought how much more enjoyable at times, life would be if I could roll back time, and just fix up old hot rods and tow. Before Internet, Radio station and having to employ people, when I ran two trucks besides a service rig, and could enjoy a fresh weekend morning.

When I was carefree nearly as those little sparrows dancing across the parking lot in search of a morsel of food, but such is life.

I got dealt these cards in 1974 of and for the club to run this radio rig, and I am still doing it, but ah back then I had help from the club. The guys did not have kids, wives, jobs. Likewise most were here in the valley not deployed half way around the world.

As it sits there are 5 of us in the club, that maintains the radio network of 8 radio stations in Idaho, Utah, Wyoming and northern Nevada. Of that 5 , 2 are here in Idaho, two in Utah, and one in Elko Nevada. Of course in Utah there are more resources for temps when needed, a call to a talent agency gets at least one on air person if needed, and at least an on call engineer that we use that also works at KSOP there in Salt Lake City. But dang we need both engineering help, as well as on air. I can’t do this all myself, and it would be nice if those that answer a Craigs List ad would at least show up and do the dang job.

I know all in due course, but dang, sonofa revenuer.

Any mile my day is done, sleep then get ready to groove on tunes tonight in Filer.

See ya’ll on the radio.

Stay Tuned, L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
--Steven Wright

Revelation 21: 2-4“I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband. And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Look! God’s dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. ‘He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death’ or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.””

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There is no agency on Earth that is more anal retentive and in need of an enema that the Idaho Department of Health and Welfare

Well here it is the hurry and wait, for the Union federalized Government to implant that good old $50.00 in my bank account.

Oh they have done the $200.00 for food, but the other must come from someplace else so it takes longer for it to get in there. I have though had the cash in the hole before the SNAP funds so who knows.

But the same shyt that I told Health and Welfare about last month for the proper amounts not showing up on the damn computer is still going on this month.

There has been maybe two people and twice in my life that I have dealt with the Idaho State Department of Welfare that had someone there that had their stuff together.

The first was when I stupidly moved here in 2006, and had to get state food funds because the gall darn USMC could not find Burley on a map, and all. There was this sweet heart named Naomi who busted her rump to help me, make sure I was satisfied and that MY stuff was done, on time every time each month.

Then I moved out of the area to Pocatello, the first time due to a fracking con man who ran a mini TV station who said I could get into creative graphics at his station if I would double as outside sales, No problem. Over time there was discussion on the club buying the damn TV station, but I’m still waiting on that return phone call , station is owned by some damn Jap old lady in Missouri somewhere.

So I was there one month went for food, food was there, no cash. Now truck dry, me no nicotine, I had to walk across town to H&W’s office there in Pocatello, seems as though they had not received the notice I had moved, so money was suspended. Once I unloaded on the counselor who looked like he’d rather be doing anything but this state cushy job, not only did I have my money on time there, If I even squeaked there was action taken. Sometimes with state agencies and all one needs to go grab their lapels in your hands and smack em across the head. Not really, but suggestively, although there are times I’d like to do the other.

But last month I informed H&W that their system of notification of balance of funds on the UCARD system, and the 411 I get from the phone sucked.

That according to phone, no problem, according to UCARD I was frigging broke. I wasn’t of course, but hello. Wake up ass wipes.

Here is a system that YOU the TAXPAYER is paying for, to regulate and dole out the SNAP, and government assistance funds each month. A computer system and remember, as a SNAP/CASH recipient, your account is with Chase/Morgan, and we all know how well they are doing, how many Federal suits are ongoing against Morgan/Chase, yet the poorest, or at least those of us , slowly climbing out of a deep financial hole dug by 50 years of Yankee controlled lying two faced ball faced government, spending more than we had, young people having sex with anything that spread its legs, although, I must ev missed that cause, the only sex I got in the late 60’s was getting stroked off by two summer nannies , I had and twice by payment with some good gals who taught me right at Miss Donna’s and the Sugar Shack. But the rest of our population started smoking weed, so far so good, except that they started sniffing snow, the even worse, not only did they party they became stupid, then entered the work force. The same people that sign you up for Government programs are drug addicts or former ones whose brains are flat fried.

Any mile so last month I told H&W about the computer screw up, I was informed a week later, (Glad I wasn’t waiting on my funds that long and starving for nothing) that they’d look into the problem. Sure enough two days later the system was working fine. But I had to find out via the damn phone. Fortunately I know how to work around these tech goof ups, but what about those so inept? What about the elderly, who don’t have caregivers? The go to the damn computer to see if they have anything in the stash, and the computer program says no, but infact they do.

The problem is that Tax Payers like you, are paying the state of Idaho and I’m sure its this way all over, for a automated accounting system to tell the SNAP/CASH recipients their balances each month. Trouble is the system or new system don’t work. Health and Welfare, and such agencies nationwide, who are getting complaints need to tell who ever runs that system its screwed up and needs attention.

The one that truly will be on the hind end of that will be the Idaho State Department of Welfare. But then outside of the Idaho State Police, I haven’t yet seen a Idaho government agency that runs right.

Granted tax revenues are low, but hey even when we had a surplus in Idaho’s tax cash box, these agencies like Vocational Rehabilitation , Health and Welfare, just to name a few never work well. Reason, there are too many people working in these agencies that are fat swine, with a $50k a year job with benefits, and as long as they do the minimum of work they keep that job.

The state of Idaho, could save tons of money by gutting these agencies, getting people in there that knew what they were doing, making the demonstrate some sort of performance ratings like asking a client, did this agency help you any? If Not the head of such & such agency needs to have a serious conversation with the counselor.

Example, two years ago or so ago, to get relicensed to fly, went to Voc Rehab Burley office. Met with this Kent guy, Over 8 months or so it came down to the fact he would not sign off on Voc Rehab paying for my flight school. But dig this, this Kent would sign off on me going trucking school. Really, but I had to get evaluated, really? How was I to drive over here to Twin Falls then from Burley a 40 mile trip one way, pay my cell bill, bottom line, I spent way too much time, and wasted my money on something that was not going to render a crop. I say let the bicycling long necked geek, give me back the money I wasted on going there to begin with.

It wasn’t until I opened my own shop, gave the Idaho Vocational Rehabilitation and did shit on my own that I started to succeed.

Feeling sorry a bit yes, thing is You the TAX PAYER has to pay for these programs, they’re not being ran right or to efficiency so there needs to be a shake up here.

Any mile, looks like I’ll be going to H&W’s office on Monday, my cash assistance ain’t in the box yet. Which means no nicotine, which means come Monday morning somebody’s ass is going to fry.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They're there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can't do it themselves
--Brendan Behan--Quoted by Gyles Brandreth in *Theatrical Disasters*

Friday, May 31, 2013

A settling down to the end of another Month in the Tragic Valley

Another grand day and a rather typical end of another day here in our Tragic Valley.

Where new ideas get trampled on until someone says, its better elsewhere.

Example: An applicant for doing modeling whom I did not consider serious at it, calls me at near noon today. I hate to reinform everyone, but from 07:00(am) to 13:00 (1:00PM) I’m in bed, lights turned off, and unless its Charley calling me to go tow something I do not want to hear from anyone cept maybe God and/or Jesus , outside of that unless your naked , female and Selena Gomez, do not call me.

So then this applicant, Brooke, says she’ll call me back in or around 17:00(5:00PM) didn’t , so I kindly sent her an email saying now or never gal. So I let it ride from there. Will she call? most likely not, but then this is after all go nowhere Tragic Valley, Tweaker Flatts . Again this is why I rely on such services as SpeedConnect since because of and through SpeedConnect my sub station here can connect with the three other bigger stations in salt Lake City, Boise, Rock Springs, and Pocatello. Once connected the stations run all by themselves being fed by that umbilical cord from HotLanta Georgia. From midnight thirty to 5:00 AM (05:00) I’m inside your cab , and all but if your going to bother me before noon, then not call back when it’s a bit easier on me to be moderately coherent, then don’t ask a job from me later.

Thank God, really for SpeedConnect, HotLanta and our connection to DXB, as with that, I don’t need much if any more on air help. Like I said Kelly out at KEZJ was right, there are no good on air live trained jocks in Tweaker Flatts. So I have to live with that.

Thanks again to SpeedConnect for fixing our account situation, you’re a great partner to have in our business. Too bad Speed Connect don’t have IPTV and or phone, if they do I want it.

The last day of the month signals the fact that early in the AM its, fuel, grub at the Depot, Skoal, and me on air Saturday afternoon.

By the highway, don’t forget, our buddy Aaron and his band Medicine Man will be playing Saturday vat the Filer Fairgrounds, starting at 17:30. We are going to try and be there. If you dig Pink Ffloyd if you dig one helluva laser light show, then you need to catch Aaron’s show.

Until 02:00 when I hit the air after the game, I’m asleep see ya’ll on the radio then.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
Perhaps the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
--Dean Acheson

1 Thessalonians 4:16-17“For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.”

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Are you sure you want to hire somebody?

In these days of a shrinking dollar, close profit it income ratios and the ability to generate even retain business , we get that rude awakening, of the Obama Care Act.

Details I don’t have, but if you employee more than a small amount of people, YOUR going to pay through the nose.

Did you think that, that guaranteed health care Obamabeenlyin promised you was going to be free? Or very low priced? Not so.

Your going to pay and it ain’t going to be easy.

After a full day, SpeedConnect, called back on the billing question. Somebody forgot to tell the right people that, the equipment rental deposit and such was to be waived in lieu of our barking about how great SpeedConnect and making SpeedConnect the main and only internet service provider of ours at the radio station in Buhl. So it’ll mean I’ll end of paying that bit by bit through June, but I’m looking at alternatives. Then SpeedConnect says, we’ll send you $50.00 for every referral I send them. I sent them two. Both I know signed up, did I get a check? Even after 30 days? Nope.

I have came to the conclusion, that in today’s business environment, the good old slap on the back and hand shake don’t mean squat. Now days if someone talks about a part barter deal, get the thing on paper, with a signature.

You can’t any longer do business Hazzard style, now days one needs to do business like a New York swindler. At least then you get what you pay for.

Any mile, going to try and sleep, some potential model talent called earlier today, by the name of Brooke, says she’s calling back at 17:00 we’ll see.

I believe model, on air and other talent when its in studio, doing the job, and doing it well. But at least showing up.

As far as SpeedConnect? Yes I’m keeping them, for despite the company ethics, the service works really well. Same for the radio station although I’m also looking back into Cable One for a network back up for the Radio station in Buhl. But paying out $100.00 is going to bite my butt for a month, so might not have cell phone, but I’ll pay the Internet bill. Just wish and thought that at least SpeedConnect, would have kept their promises, but what do you do?

You pay or your off line, but my does it sting.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
I’ll note you in my book of memory.
--William Shakespeare

Age makes one sleepy

Nyte tyme used to not be so much of a thing for me to stay awake.

At first it started with doing overnight long haul trucker radio from midnight to 5:00am.

Then came running the tow truck from 11:00PM to 05:00am, as that’s usually when idiots drank, and ran into each other. Day time it was mostly haul in fix it jobs.

So I began staying up nytes, sleeping days.

I do it now because nytes is when this expensive wifi thing I got, is the best to use. Fewer drop offs or pauses in signal.

On that, dig this and it really urkes me.

Here I sign up with SpeedConnect.Tell everybody both on the air, as well as in person, the doing it on air is a retail value of nearly $100.00 per month, thing is they called yesterday, near 10:00AM wondering about a balance, a balance, of what? I paid the $50.00 fee of my service, the extra equipment deposits and all were to be waived due to the fact that their internet service was to be installed in the station in Buhl, and is being used now to carry the show, their manager even said so. But I get billed? Sure I’ll pay my $50.00 the rest we are going to discuss, even if I need to make a call to the firms HQ. Bait & switch is what I got away from by switching to SpeedConnect from Cable-One, Hope SpeedConnect don’t me sorry about that.

Course the ones dealing the service here is part of what was once called Teton Wireless and we all know the love I had with them.

Any mile so staying up late and overnight used to not be so bad, these days, I start to run down like the spring coming unsprung or winding down in a wind up toy. This hits a 4:00am. Now true when I have someone to help light the fire overnight great . A Honey to sit in studio overnight to give me an occasional boost in attitude would help, but as I said, alas no such critter in Twin Falls. Ever get the idea your doing the right thing, just in the wrong place? I’m starting to and beginning to sniff around some other areas.

Any way, closed the show, last night on time, which is good, was great doing the audio for the Disney Music awards, last night, Selena should have won more , Taylor Swift took 3 awards, and sweet Bridgett Mendler took home 2 awards along with doing a grand rendition of hers, but it was the closing with Selena’s new song Come and Get It, that took the show.

Now if I can just get SpeedConnect to live up to their word and all we’ll have a great ride.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
If you aren't living on the edge, then you are taking up too much space.
--Anonymous

Next to the last day deprivitey

One final day of deprivitee, Now deprivitee is the depriving yourself of abundances and giving them to those under you command or in your squadron(Wolf-Pack) . Which is what I have been doing over the most of May.

A change in a few things coming in June.

So feeling like a fresh of clean went to sleep at 23:59 last night and did not awaken, until mid day Thursday, then only to check emails, then hit the rack , woke up at 21:00 to grab something to eat, update radio logs, program the machine.

There was this big blast from the past at least for our radio station that is supposed to make us different was being LIVE 24-7-365. Sadly I must report that, is just not possible at least in Twin Falls Idaho.

See the fact is there is a strange condition of this situation that renders all too many women here so spooked of their shadow that anything slightly out of the box scares the crap out of most female types. So coming into a radio studio, doing radio that is rockabilly and all with bikers being in the same place, and considering that most of the studio is where I sleep, belief is something naughty will happen to them. Now we’re not talking of their virtue here, most women in Twin Falls, by most ages surrendered their virtues long time ago at Woody’s or some other bar in town. In fact one can find gals that are rather spiffy looking wearing next to nothing serving drinks to drunks and drugged out meth freaks, for a mere $20.00 an hour. When sitting on the corner of Addison and Washington in Twin Falls, a clean, Christian based radio show looks for help with a starting wage of double that $20.00 after a 30 day prospect period. And yet we can’t find one, so I had to do some different things to make this puppy fly. One aim for automation, and link up with our stations in both Boise and Twin Falls, they provide a feed its aired here, I get sleep, and can tend to Dixie Toewing and AyreWolf Aviation, not so much all the time HazzardAyre Radio.

Big Kelly, over at KEZJ was right its impossible to find decent on air help here in Twin Falls. Guess I now owe Kelly that steak dinner.

Nancy was to come over today, but thankfully she didn’t I hit the bed and was oblivious to anything or anyone outside my bedroom. If she knocked I did not hear, although she forgot a bottle of this pink stuff that’s a deodorizer, so going to mix some of that up and clean the truck, plus go down to A1 and put in a day, now that the radio auditions are pretty much over due to a severe and serious lack of response, I have automation, in place, so I can go back to my regular gig, toewing and flying.

More in the afternoon going to A1 until noon.

L8R ya’ll