HazzardAyre

Monday, July 15, 2013

Yes women do have a belly

Okay I know your all wondering, the meeting between me and our precious, went smooth. It wasn’t the super detective playing applicant, all is fine. Still not carved in stone but close enough.

Its gals like our Sweet Precious that brings up this topic.

Even though somewhat hidden yes even the hotties have a belly. I remember I had to check this once on one at a bikini bar in Pocatello once. This dancer/server had such a flat tummy area, that I really had to feel over there to see. Sweet Precious has an obscure tummy, will check and report as she’ll be in on air Tuesday into Wednesday.

Finally went to sleep, and am about to do that again, although am going to shuck down a Dew and a Pot pie first.

Have to go see Doc, Tuesday at 14:00 . He’s going to be pissed when the gal involved screwed the pooch and never called and or left a phone number.

Ever get the idea there are way too many hardly dry behind the ears filly’s running such places and not enough well chizzled older folks with serious gray matter in charge?

Been trying to study for my Class A CDL, but too many distractions and this meds for this diabetes first gives me a headache then makes me a bit tipsy.

Any mile, going 10-7 for tonight see ya’ll on the bounce around.

Good Numbers to ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
If we find a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Colossians 2:9-10“For in Christ all the fullness of the Deity lives in bodily form, and in Christ you have been brought to fullness. He is the head over every power and authority.”

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Still trudging through mud

So there I am dreaming of catching the biggest cat fish in Hazzard Creek, when my phone rings. Usually during sleep time the only time the phone makes noise is to remind me of a pill I gotta take.

So its one of the interns. Says, she wants to meet later, sounded pee-owed. Okay here’s how I see this going, she’s going to be upset about air content on the tapes I gave her as samples, two of the blog or both.

Then she’s going to bug out. At which time its delete number see ya.

I really no longer care. After chasing the little Gremlin that kept pulling my CL ads, and all I’m done fighting. Its unusual for a Confederate Marine to retreat, but hey even Jackson knew when to regroup, and re-examine. At this point as far as this Tragic little Payton Place Valley, as far as HazzardAyre, I’m at the juncture of telling the club, “You want it here, find someone else to run it, stick a fork in it , I’m done” I will look at Tweaker Flatts as that town I once knew and hate like I do Mountain Home and Goons Ferry. And to think years ago in early 2006 all I cared about is finding out about the old media course at BSU, for recruits for the station in Evanston.

I am in so much disgust of the Tragic Valley, that I looked up , if you could even change where the hell you were born? I don’t want to claim Jerome, I don’t want to claim any part of this stinking valley, I’m relaxing, taking my life back, do the radio gig on my end as a hobby, anything else or more , I flat no longer care. I’m tired of asking for help on the radio gig, I’m tired of busting my nuts, long hours, ignoring my own needs and such, to the point, I give. I’m not going to make myself insane over it any more. True years ago, what now is aimed to being after FCC approval in October as being KDXB, aka HazzardAyre, our radio station near West-Point was cool. 250 watts, covered the north side of Sand Springs to near Filer. To Wendell, to Tuttle to the metropolis of Bliss, including Hazzard(Hagerman). The club played music , did our thing, nobody really cared much. Getting help for the damn thing was club members and a few gal pals and girlfriends of club members. That was then, today is today. Still based on the wholesome foundation of everything Hazzard, and southern culture, including our biblical beliefs, that somebody better bark on before we can’t any more. That’s right your religious rights are being siphoned away from you faster than water on a hot August hay field. Sure I have great memories, but just like many things I have discovered here, that’s all it is memories. Prior to my return, that I sadly did, wouldn’t have if Charlie hadn’t said that for him to take care of the funds, I had to live here. I was happy in Burley. Sure there were quirks there too, but at least I had a shop I could afford, a place to sleep with all the goodies, plus only 175 miles out of Utah. Which meant I could escape prehistoric Idaho, for culturalized metro. Where one can see ballet, symphonies , and JAZZ games. Quite simply if my rides could meet the requirements and I could afford to live down there, LexiBelle, Wolf-Pup, and I would be outta here faster than Boss Hogg, eating raw liver. Sorry didn’t mean to be spilling my guts to you on a Monday that your trying to recover from the weekend on, but I’m just tyred. No not tired, but just plain tuckered, I am so irked at a place that is hungry, for something to happen, yet when someone tries, you get pushed back. I remarked at one of the stay over club members this morning, at the rate I’m going here, if I were the person , inventing the light bulb, in Twin Falls Idaho, especially now, we’d all be walking around with candles, instead of electric light.

So let you know what spills after 13:00 .

Until then

Keep it tween the ditches.

Quote of the Day:
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
--Wilson Mizner

James 1:21“Therefore, get rid of all moral filth and the evil that is so prevalent and humbly accept the word planted in you, which can save you.”

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Must be Gremlins

Must be Gremlins or an unknown entity that keeps flagging my CraigsList ads.

I ain’t saying its one of our new recruits, but seems as though one is at it heavy.

Thing is I really don’t care, HazzardAyre will reach harvest on time with or without any help. Sure it’ll be a bitch, having to switch to autopilot all the time when I need to leave studio, for toew call or something else, but hell, this gig has been running since 1975 pretty much by me any way so what the hell is new.

All I’m doing right now is aligning this thing to a point while I get my rigs in super shape, get a new Trustee for my funds, and get me and the Wolf Pack as well as the Knytes the hell out of this dead end , stubborn as a mule , bassackwards area . Not saying eastern Idaho is much better, but there are a few more open minded folk over yonder there , plus I have family there that can help in this gig.

Oh we’ll be on air here as planned, thing is it won’t be much more than a small control board, computer, internet connection. Not all live as we planned, unless the crap stops.

I’ve had it.

Taking a few days off, pulled the CraigsList ads, so no more more job openings are available. We have the two I needed. Nisha and Rhonda are just fine, one can manage this after I get out of here mid year next year.

There are times you just know that the stress of something is just worth it, or where a square peg is being forced down a round hole. If you want to drive NASCAR you go to Daytona, if you want to sing kountry music you go to Nashville, if you want to act, you go to Hollywood, if you want to do radical radio , you go to Chicago, or Los Angeles, you dang well can’t do it in the tragic valley.

Same goes with toewing and all the rest. I have been reminded of this lately. Memories of busting nuts for 5 years just to get on ISP Rotation here , in the late 70’s mid 80’s. Took six months and I was on rotation in Ada County on the Sheriff’s list as well as ISP’s. Same goes for Power and Bingham County’s respectively. I can remember running into this brick wall, in 1999, after stupidly moving here then. Could not bust a move on on air gals or photo models for videos. But went to Boise, went to a affiliated radio station there, boom in three hours had models, video shot, calendar in production. Same happened in both Utah and in early 2008, when I ain’t here things happen, for the club and me, I come back here and I might as well hit my brain on a wall as get anywhere. The fact that there is still a Nomad sub charter here is the only damn reason, I’m still busting balls to get this up and going. If it weren’t . I’d can it, tend to my own rigs and reassign the Trustee duties, and get like I said, my butt and the Wolf-Pack outta here. I have my suspicions on whose farting around with the Craigs list shit, but hey your fun is done who ever it is , as I pulled all the ads. Jobs are filled.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
The two foes of human happiness are pain and boredom.
--Arthur Schopenhauer

How the Wolf entered Hazzard County

The Wolf entered Hazzard County in 1997, back then I was doing duty at Deseret Transportation. Cuzzin Bud had arranged a gig servicing trucks at their facility in Salt Lake City, one morning, as I was carrying my large mug of coffee and enjoying my SKOAL in a LDS Church facility, the Forman there Rocky said I really was the Wolf in amongst the sheep. Never paid that no mind, but thought that doing the radio gig as Cooter as I had, had gotten old. So whilest coming up with a new on air handle went over many and arrived on the handle of Rode(Road) Wolf. The High octane canine of the Interstate, and so on. In 1999 I got recalled into the Marines, doing some OSI duty, flying. One of my Co’s had again called me the wolf in amongst the Sheep, which seemed proper since I was serving with the infamous VMA214 BlackSheep Squadron. Based these days out of Yuma AZ. Any mile since I was then flying SAR Helo’s and all the thought of doing my AFRN gig as Airwolf was keen. However there was a slight copyright quirk and as such a slight tweak on the spelling and AyreWolf was born and became me. When I got states side in 2004 just before The Montgomery Foundation got sequestered into court with Flying J in the reformation into Pilot Flying J, with just over $300,k in the cash stash, what had been known as Eagle Star Flying Service my Dad and brother’ farm aviation company was reborn, as AyreWolf Aviation, and remains that way today, ran by my third cousin, Randy. I still own the outfit, but Randy is the day to day person. But that’s how Cooter at least me came to be AyreWolf, leaving the Cooter thing to Ben Jones aka Crazy Cooter from DOH.

Now back to HazzardAyre Radio.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
--Josh Billings

Sunday, July 14, 2013

HazzardAyre Pre-Flyte

So met with my new second seat earlier, yes she came by, picked up a couple of tapes to get some knowledge of how I do a show.

Found she was in Sun Valley, must have been out of Cell phone range. Its not just her. I get put off so many times, gals come over, do an impromptu interview, say they’ll be back but then never return, even to the degree of a basic courtesy call saying I ain’t interested. Then I’m not holding up my entire day waiting on a no show.

Granted it is surroundings, yes I’d love to have the same thing as we have in Buhl and Burley for the same prices or rent rates, but space here must be gold since much of it is priced near their weight in gold. But when someone that says yes, don’t I get jittery. And its far more than just vanity or having a second seat in here. In 4 months white, stuff aka snow and ice hits pavement. When it does, its all hands on deck, what am I to do when I need to respond to a toew call? Turn off the station or HazzardAyre? I need someone that can crawl into the mic, and go solo. That only comes with training, on air practice and more practice. What few don’t or fail to comprehend is I do this radio gig as part hobby, and the other part in service and duty to the club, I feed myself wrenching and toewing. The interns etc get paid, I don’t. So with all the disappointment of no show gals, promises never kept, and all too many thinking this big bad wolf is going to make a snack or worse out of them, is it any wonder that I get jittery and nervous when I call and no call back. Lets face it $30.00 an hour jobs are not that plentiful in Twin Falls, when I howl, I want answers. Not being little lord Fauntleroy, or anything here or acting as a spoiled brat, but this right now has my neck sticking out so far right now, even the smallest hiccup, is going to get my head cut off. So yes I question everyone and everything. I used to measure the moxy factor, in the toe kiss thing. That being somebody coming in and without question after understanding the origins which ya’ll do, comes in in hose, whips off the heels and puts em in my face spontaneously. I don’t do that any more, I get to know someone a bit before that. If it happens at all. Ricky said it scares the crap out of most gals. Okay. So be it. Thing is you know damn well if some gal comes in and feels comfortable enough with me to pull off shoes and all to do the toew smooch, then she’s got the moxy or right stuff to do most anything else, likewise someone that’s going to stick.

The bit is age old now, but it still in the right mode of assembly or construction of the ads for our toew trucker radio show and all still gets attention. I really wish it was me that invented the concept, that the two words TOW meaning a tow truck> and the word TOE means > that together makes the word TOEW, more over, TR FOOTNOTES that was originally Phootenotes , the list goes on, or like the word Hooker to most mean a hot honey on the pavement> but to Over The Road Truckers, the CB radio definition of the word Hooker is simply > So hence our show for those that TOEW is Highway Hooker Radio, kinda like the pop band who sings the title theme to the Big Band Theory, is the Bare Naked Ladies, which A, are not Ladies, B are not bare naked, but in their origins made you go look at the web and download their music. You wanted to see a bare naked blonde , playing a fiddle, be honest you did.

Any way getting close to countdown in this edition of HazzardAyre Radio, Overnight. So in closing, just want to tell our Nisha and all its not just you honey it’s the actions of many that cause, the insecurity and paranoia when I can’t get in touch with my crew members. Now if I could just get Correy on board I’d have a great crew to launch the gig, but as it sits got two, Nisha and Rhonda. Two shifts covered, nearly enough for not only all the time here, but the fair. More on that next entry, now kick in your starter, get rid of the farter, its ignition time, HazzardAyre is on the air.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
--W. C. Fields

Scammers and Spammers beware, the Wolvez and the Knytes are on the Prowl

Some folks and there are many, who think that HazzardAyre and all parts connected to thereof are scams. No we ain’t, there is too much paper to back us up, and a tax number that says otherwise. Plus longevity, heck HazzardAyre has been in operation since 1976. With that said, I’ve been getting a ton of offers with scam attached.

The latest came from an outfit called American Advertising Agency. Where they claim, they’ll send me mucho money to lease space on my trucks for body wraps. In essence put big decals on my rigs to advertise a health drink. So did some digging, found that American Ad Agency is a complete fraud. The lure of course is getting you to deposit some money, then wire the rest to some Nigerian bank account.

I ran into another such thing on the heels of going off air in Gooding a few years back. I had advertised for a live in room mate, preferably a female. Not that it mattered much , but thought that two guys living in the same place might look like two queers, and a town as small as Gooding is once that kind of rumor gets started its difficult to divert that. Any mile some perp says his daughter was interested. Good I said wire rent money up front. He did except the funds came from a hijacked account out of Texas. The guy is now doing time for money laundering and fraud. Busted by the Knytes, Honor Guard.

With times being so tough for many, and that Black Bastard in the White House screwing everybody in ways that its not fun, there a a half dozen fraudsters out there going after people who really don’t have anything. In fact less than most.

The way they do this is from name harvesting. Going over email, phone book listings, social site, and other sources, that tell of you and YOUR info. You then get an email saying you won a prize or an employment scam.

HazzardAyre although thankfully is not listed in these, and considering first that HazzardAyre is all too real, with even a Wikipedia page devoted to us is by no means a scam. People get hired, prove themselves out and go on to making good money, the real deal is people who work for the club on HazzardAyre, as well as Confederate Steele Media, work hard , long hours. From producing, writing features, researching, promotion, organizing events, recruiting other talent, shooting video, editing programs, the list goes on. But its tough.

With the scammers and spammers watch out. The Wolvez and Knytes are on the prowl, you’ll never escape.

So ya’ll watch out, friends, if you get an email saying something like your accepted for work with American Ad , or American Advertising Agency, it’s a scam and will cost you dearly, it nearly did the club.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don't, you will find an excuse.
--Anonymous

John 15:10“If you keep my commands, you will remain in my love, just as I have kept my Father’s commands and remain in his love.”

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Things they prescribe but make you even worse off

Pills for diabetes in one side of the mouth, Nexium in the other.

Recently old Doc Nofziger diagnosed me with type 2 diabetes. My first reaction was, there goes my flying career. According to the FAA after a going over treatment and all, I’ll get a waiver in 6 months. So safe there. So Doc, gives me a prescription for some diet med which is supposed to reduce my insulin production. Really? First the stuff makes one dizzy, the other thing is it makes you want to puke . It’s vomit city. So cut the damn thing in half and all seems okay, however considering that I have no gall bladder a condition that many near here thought to be just over acid production only gave me Tagamet, for, and a ultrasound in Utah found I had a gravel pile in my gut. So scheduled an operation. At the time Monkey and I were living in Springville Utah. Bountiful to Springville, is about like going from American falls to Burley. So I went up. Laid out on the cot, wheeled in and gave the gas. I woke up just a bit after thinking we were still in pre prep, but three little bandages and I was done. Understand. Went in , same day, operated on, same day, and drove home after downing a Pizza Hut Pizza, which I shouldn’t have as Pizza and barium don’t mix. That little Datsun truck smelled bad, as I lost the contents of my innerds about point of the Mountain, but it was done. So understand, no gall bladder means constant influx of bile into my belly, no shut off valve, so since Medicaid is too cheap to give me the brand name I take a generic knock off. But even so the new meds and my innerds are having a fight. Okay then.

Still tending time of the two super fox interns. Wondering if they’ll really roll out, one seems eager , the other no response yet. So thinking with one if we can get her on board means we’ll have what I need in studio, the other will follow once its known that the big bad Wolf here ain’t going to make a snack out of any of our new hire Red Riding hoods.

Well George Zimmerman is out of the heat immediately, but the Justice Department now wants to comb through the case. My opinion, was deadly force needed here? Don’t know wasn’t there. The fact that the guy is a half and half, half white, half Hispanic makes this front page news. Would all these civil rights things be going on, if the situation was the other way around? Consider the condition of if George was the so called perp, and the kid a African American who shot Zimmerman? Would there be such a ruckus or would the nation just say, justice is done, lets move on? I think ya’ll know the answer to that question.

But to end this entry, there are medicines that although good to begin with is just drugging up our population, kid acts out , give him a pill, kid can’t maintain concentration, give him a pill, anything modern medicine can’t cure is met with some pill, that usually makes you more sick, than what it was supposed to treat. I know , how about a pill, to cure the effects of the other pill, oh yes there is one, its called Jack Daniels, get so damn drunk, that you don’t mind the other.

Keep it wings level,