Amoment of blondeness

One of my former SheWolvez said it this way do you have to have a pair of balls and a penus to understand? In this case the question becomes, do I need a pair of breasts and be raggie to understand.

Ever since the concept of that quick smooch on the toes for the teaser tag line we use here in MY company, its been more miss than hit. For some odd reason, the idea of placing lips on toes in hose is much more intimate than I perceive. In my mind kissing some smelly feet or toes in sweaty hose should not be that big of a thing, It’s not like I’m saying lets strip and screw. Or taking pics in the nude. But seems this Shar thought so. Seems it wasn’t long after I pitched that, that she blew the pop stand.

Then there were the comments of her entering in while I was slightly undressed. Excuse me I was putting on my jeans as fast as I could. Here’s the thing, she could have walked back to her truck turned around and left. No harm no foul, oh well. Nobody was outside with a pistol in her back saying go in there.

The fact that I spent as long as I did talking to her, the fact that I thought she could come in and be something more than a maid, I guess again one needs to have a vagina to understand this. I was being kind. The fact that she has the first name of my second cousin, Bud’s daughter , Shar, the fact she was from Bountiful where AyreWolf Aviation(My Other Company) is headquartered , and all was another part, but when she said she was into broadcasting I thought to hell with her being a maid, get her into training to be on air.

I’m so sorry, or maybe not so sorry, but we are not LDS approved. We do not fit into that Mormon kiss my ass, because I’m an Elder groove. We as a club, and station are 100% anti-establishment, anti conformist, anti YANKEE , fight the system. That’s just it. Oh and yes this smooch on the toe enters in there. Simply because many have said , that, that kind of thing here can’t be done. I’m one that if you tell me or a club member, mostly me that it can’t be done here, or that it just can’t be done , I will find a way to do it. Finding the right hooves for such things is difficult. First they need to be dainty, second no big out growths like bunions, hammer toes, weird fungi , a goofy toe nail. Then they have to have the right delicate contours . That takes a lot of casting and looking and all the time you have people looking at you especially new hires thinking your trying to feel em up. Then I get this pitch from Shar saying she thought we might could be an item somehow. Where did that come from? I thought she was nested with a guy who drove truck from Wolverton Homes, that would have helped. There might have been a path to get time with Gary himself to get us a hangar space. But that didn’t register some how.

Quite honestly if I were to go personal with anyone it would be Joni, no sexual pressure, no mystery , no bullshit. Joni is like me, in many ways, this is it, this is me, like it or leave it. However thinking on Shar, it was I thought and this enters in the poison ivy thing, great looking outside, but once held even for a second, she’ll make you fester under the skin. I thought hey here is a hot package, she could be much more than a maid, I was wrong. Oh and the bit of her starting right then, how/ She as far as I could tell, no vacuum, no cleaning supplies, nothing. Now you might say , didn’t you supply that? Answer, if you call a plumber, do you provide his tools to work on your pipes? Any mile Joni is coming over here in a few with a host of beauties so to Shar, sorry you bungled this, do not blame someone else.

See ya’ll this evening overnight on radio.

L8R Ya’ll

   

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And then some wonder why I get frustrated.

There are those people that enter ones life, that you have to ask, why? Then there are those, that accept a person for just being themselves. Here’s the thing. Joni, comes over, not only applies for a job running the bar, but ends up becoming my second in command. Now considering Joni has taken me to lunch twice, on her dime, not that I’m proud of that and yes that will be reciprocated , but the fact is we have had deep mind melding talks. Not only has Joni became a employee, but a club member and a good friend, which in my environment is all I am looking for. Relationships suck. I like my independence and lifestyle.

Okay so now lets move onto the other side of the river here.

Gal emails me needs a job, wants to clean our club house. Fine, thinking its some ordinary gal say okay come over, give me a bid on what you’ll charge. Not remembering , I set the appointment up, but being out all night on air and all I was asleep. So the call of nature rang hard in my ear, got up to pee. Knock, knock, so I said let me get some clothes on, so I closed the door but this Shar came in anyway. I got my threads on, she looked good, had an intelligent demeanor so I thought she might be better off doing something with the radio station side, and eventual TV network. Asked her to dress up a bit for a look see, instead I get insulted. Decided that we were not her cup of tea, I’d go over every one of my posts and what would be seen is, she would be made out to be royalty. But she said I trashed her. Really? You see this is exactly why I have Joni. All interviews involving women of any kind will now be done through and in front of Joni, not just me. I felt uncomfortable of having a groovy gal like Shar, washing my skid stained shorts, or cleaning the head. I thought I was being more than accommodating in giving her a shot at one of the clubs treasured career openings, not just a job cleaning house. But seems I was wrong, so that’s over, crossed her off the list. Search ends, we have somebody hired for that as well.

Now one more time for those that are 80% brain dead.

This part of any of our ads for the toew trucks, is simply a damn play on words. There is the word TOE, and the word TOW, one means a digit of the human foot, the other means pulling something disabled as a vehicle being pulled by a truck. Its called a TOW, but all too many pronounce the damn word like COW, rather than like sounding TOE. So years ago, one of my interns suggested scrunching the words together that made TOEW, to capitalize on the Hazzard County persona, with sweet Daisy, her shorts and all, concept derived from both Cinderella and an ad from Boise I had seen, so  the idea of me kissing a gals toe at the end of an ad , with the tag reading we love toews, seemed a bit edgy, but okay. so that’s the deal on the heels and skirt. No more no less, no attempt at getting tight with anybody in the sack or otherwise. Trust me if I need to get laid, my truck, $400.00 and 250 miles puts me in Wells Nevada, at Miss Donna’s Ranch with a hellovalot less stress and grief.

Now am I sorry there are not agencies here that are one call that’s all model/talent agency resources? Damn straight, hell I’d like to do like we did in Utah and still do , make a call, 3 maybe 4 gals show up, pics taken , video shot, thing done. Gal leaves, its adios baby and that’s it. Or like when I pitched the idea of a good member and videographer to do nose art and the pin up gig for the AyreWolvez, Guess what? His response was , you can’t get talent up there, to do that, or talent period. The few will be so untrained that it’d impossible to work with them. But I though shoot, throw a ad out see if anything surfaced. A few did, But Doug’s original assessment is near accurate. And its this same kind of thing that makes the club very weary to throw out millions on two bars, and set up a full club charter here. Maybe if Shar would have taken the time to learn who and what we are and how deep the club is, she might have taken a bit longer a look, she’d be going into something that matches her skills, but hey I should’ve let her clean the crapper. But like Clay one of our people said once, you can’t help em all.

In closing there are days I get picked up and real positive about things here. Then you’ll get some gal, who I don’t even think was really interested , pops her head in, talks real sweet, then splits. Hey I dig she had brain surgery, I was allowing for that, her meds and healing. But instead she insults me and all. Naw. Clubs got its people. Anyone else wants to get hired they have to go through Joni, I’m not in that part of it.

Its snowing out there ya’ll, drive carefully.

L8R Ya’ll

 

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--William Somerset Maugham

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Oh and did I mention that your getting paid for this?

So then , and it must have flew over her head, guess hair color, But thing is when Shar blew us off, and some delay in others showing up. Don’t they realize, that outside of pin up girls, that gets paid only when in front of the camera, everybody else get’s paid. Likewise if they drive me around a bit, something that I’m able to do on my own, but seems as some don’t want to ride in LiL Wolf. Too much rat rod truck for at least two of our upcoming candidates. but if they drive around, I’m keeping track of mileage. reason being they’re making money carting me around.

It’s not like Joni, although I’m sure she might, but its not like Joni is coming over here for nothing, nor Amanda. There’s a pay check coming, ready to go to work. Responding to my howls online, okay one is in need of a phone, something I plan on fixing on Tuesday next.

Of course there’s the radio media sales department. A few gals out selling and preselling air time for HazzardAyre, if you figure $100.00 a month, with unlimited placements(Airings) of their ad, but for every $100.00 she sells, she gets $20.00 , not bad for a bit of effort.

In essence Joni and Amanda are doing those extra things I don’t have a bunch of time to do. Research, selling, scouting for talent and obscure task will be their job, but you can’t work if you don’t show up for the meetings. This is the part where I become BOSS and the gals become employees. I guess , guys , that I don’t get to excited here as , I remember last year. Remember that Hispanic gal south of town? She showed up when she wanted to, not at the hours I said to be here.

With me, I’m up all night on radio, happy to be here keeping ya’ll informed and entertained, but come 06:00 my body has 4 places, commode , shower, food, bed. In that order. Unless its Charlie, I don’t want to hear from any body, for anything. Again why I hired Joni, to do my tasks while I catch sleep. Now after I shove food in my mouth, at noon, I do all my running around, then over to the shop, which the club is thinking a better place where LexiBelle could be put inside might be better, but any mile in the afternoon its shop, then I roll in, do my radio show pre prep then again at 01:00 hours(1:00 AM) I’m on air inside your radio. That’s 7 days a week.

This is why I hire people, but I have gotten excited about others, like Shar, yet when it came down to digging in the trenches they ditch. If Shar, gets nervous around me, I could just see her around Toby, or Rick, more over some of the other members, like Tommy. They’re not as compassionate and understanding as I am, with them you stub your foot once even twice, your out.

I was on a conference call on air last night during SOA, by the way. We discussed a bunch of things, one is the dependability of female employees or at least dedication to duty or task. Now its understandable that those not members or outside the membership, can’t really grasp this, but once one has went through the blood oath, and been patched they fully understand that duty to the club is only seconded by duty to God. Anything and everything else is just fluff. No matter what that duty may entail.

Joni, is fully on board now. She is near to the club pledge , blood oath and being patched. She has proven her dedication and loyalty. She entered without being coaxed , she shows up ON TIME or very close to it, and thus, she will be the first that is a voting member and club employee. At the same time.

There is this new entry Amanda, that I think will be good, besides the housekeeping, she’ll be good on air on radio. Provided that she places things on a back shelf when I howl.

Any way much to do, meeting Thursday prep I need to do, plus after today, I’m rung out the new snow, south and east, plus the rain, means what I feared. hope Joni or the other comes over in nylons Thursday its time for nose to toes, film at 23:00 Thursday.

Here’s a reminder>we really do love TOEWS get it toe/tow = TOEWS.

L8R ya’ll

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--Steven Wright

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Just typical, welcome to Idaho

So saw on line that one of my primary executive hopefuls decided to bail on us. Yep Shar decided things were moving to slow, really? I only interviewed her yesterday, but considering she had brain surgery(Really she did) only a week ago, I guess staying at home resting. My question , wouldn’t taking it easy, helping us in the office, and being an aid to me and the production crew of HazzardAyre, be good, that way she can make money, to spend money as obviously she likes to do?

But like all too many they do not see the forest for the trees. They see me at the Lair, not realizing I’m as busy as ten woodchucks building a fort. Taking some of the work load off my shoulders would be good. After all isn’t that why you hire someone to begin with?

But apparently Shar decides that since she has one of Wolvertons people wrapped up in a bow, she is not hurting enough to really soil her lily white hands with the business of the Knytes. Sure she can clean, but I’d feel extremely nervous and self confident or lacking there of of someone that looks hot, washing the skid stained underwear of me and members of the club, or cleaning the crapper. That can get really narlley. So I thought I’d invite Shar to be in a different department. Bottom line she bugged out, my thought is like one other, they’ll be back.

Going over to see about getting Joni a phone and maybe a computer, even if it is a cheap one. Amanda is on board, although I too see her more as a poster girl, than a maid, still we’ll see. But not being able to communicate with your second in command, oh the dreamy days of me and Robin huh?

I’m still waiting for the gals to show up in a skirt nylons and heels. Maybe Amanda will show up that way?

But Shar not showing, yes a disappointment, but its typical. Its also these hiccups that makes the club real weary about setting up a full charter. Two or one main gal is one thing, but between the bar, radio station, tv station, and shop, they know that three people, me and two hotties does not make a crew, more over leaves doubts of even validating the kinds of expenditures required to make these things happen. Just the Reaper Club even after purchase, is $2,million before its over with. If we can’t find everyone we need, do we really way to spend that kind of money here? If you can’t find poster girls, if you can’t find people to be on air radio people, and so on, are you going to find enough people to work in a bar, of the attitudes and personality to work in a primary bikers bar? That begs the question are we doing the right thing in the right place?

Stay tuned.

Joni and Amanda are supposed to be here soon, so hang on I’ll report after.

 

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--Deborah Neville

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President trying to regain seat or at least save face

Did not see that coming. Looks like Clay is looking to save face and maybe regain enough street credit to get back the President seat to SOA.

While I love this show on more than one level, some of the casting Kurt is doing does make one scratch ones head. A lot of it comes from Kurt’s former gig at the Shield. One from the now ancient series the Sopranos and so on. I would not do it the way he’s doing it, but hey we are only the tech consultants , not the write. Little if any of SOA on TV , has much to do with KOA in real life in fact the only things that are similar besides the last word of OUR clubs title, is that we run the Reaper Club. Oh and yes ride bikes. But not just Harley’s , we ride Indians , Triumphs . We love bikes, babes and freedom. More over we are dedicated to preserving , resurrecting, and educating all about southern heritage and culture, and in helping the Dixie flag to rise again in pride, to preside over all of America, not just our beloved south.

It was a great show though tonight, can’t wait till next weeks episode.

Speaking of club and club loyalty and dedication to all within the club. I have discovered that one of our angels , decided life with her guy was not for me and is feeling a bit used and hurt. Justly so. Any guy that would betray her should be shall we say talked to very seriously. I got a chance to visit with another that originally applied as a house keeper for the Lair. Why anyone with a paralegal background would apply to clean the house of a bunch of bikers and Marine aviators is beyond me, so I’m trying to steer her towards taking care of talent recruitment and other duties. Together Shar and Joni could and can do things beyond my capability simply because no other gal would feel uneasy hanging with these two as they would me.

But I’m getting off course here. Our lady from Hazzard, feeling a bit blue and all, I pitched the fact that everything I got is hers and should she need a place to camp out , our place is her place. But understand its not in a romantic he & she thing, it’s the same offer I’d pitch to any member of the club. Male or one of only 4 lady’s, that are voting members of the club. We all look after each other. That’s just the way we do things here. While few of us have ever done serious prison time, or even committed anything to require that, some of our activity , due to the ultra conservative nature of the area, might be looked at that way. Gathering gals for models, taking racy , but never porn pics of gals for ayrecraft(spelled wrong on purpose) or with our bikes, or a rod, is seen by those outside the club, as bordering on running a brothel. Even privately for club members. While I’d never say to a club member or a lady employee they can’t get involved with each other its not a common thing here. There are those that frown on that toe kiss thing. Many get the queasy feeling, but it’s a spoof, it plays on two words TOE and TOW , spelled different, meaning different, but sounding alike, and as such if it raises an eye brow, that gets press ink, and any ink is better than none. So I will admit, every gal that walks in the door, I’m checking out toes and feet. Although Shar wore boots today so not much could be gathered there, as well as Joni, although I think hers are small. The fact that neither wore nylons, or such made where I wasn’t going to test that, plus I want to get to know them and them to know us and me before I do that.

We’ll see if one or both wear hose and I get a shot at toes Wednesday.

But I want Joni to know, its out of compassion for a club member I’m concerned about her recent domestic malfunction, not that I’m looking at booking personal time.

More to report on Thursday, as well as on the radio show overnight tonight into Thursday morning. Tried to get Shar to roll over and watch SOA with me and sit in on a show, but must have decided that’s a bit much too soon. Last , found something rather humorous a few days ago. Remember that gal, whose Grandma or Mom or close relative that runs Arby’s that applied to do an on air gig and hung us up last February? Well she saw both the bar wait-person ad and housekeeper job on CL. So she inquired. Didn’t she realize that the address and it was the same group she hung up? Guess not. But here’s the thing, those that play the club, and not commit, are rapidly forgiven, but not forgotten. If you miss the call of the wyld once, don’t come knocking a second time, unless you are willing to submit to an oral interview.

At least oral.

Any mile, bro’s and sis’s I need to catch some sleep busy day today. Have the design engineers for the REAPER to meet with, and that’s just the short list.

See ya’ll this afternoon on the radio.

L8R

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Every successful enterprise requires three men - a dreamer, a businessman, and a son of a bitch.
--Peter McArthur

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I only got up to go pee

So mother nature came calling rather abruptly so I got up to drain the main vein, when a slight shave and a hair cut knock came on the door.

So out of being partly awake, I woke up further opened the door in my Marine shorts, and there’s a luscious blonde. Wants to be a housekeeper. The way she looked thought could be a helluvalot more than a housekeeper. So we visited and think now we have that under control. So with Joni on board as my second in command here, and our honey maid on board, there’s just the pin up girls, and the on air radio people.

So yesterday, felt like a heel, although when we’re talking beer I’m always ready to snag a brew. But told Joni, that I blew my cash stash, and Me I’m broak broke, until the Marines and DOD gives me more on the 5th. Okay fine, she takes me to Anchors, which even Joni agreed that Anchors is over priced. Yes I know the Sheep’s Pen and the Reaper are on the way, but $4.00 a snag for a brew and $3.00 for coffee is a bit much. But I felt funny having somebody I’m hiring buy me brew and the other day buying me food. Isn’t it that man buys the food? Boss’ and Execs don’t get things bought for us, its usually the other way around. But thing is, and many need to understand, the club pays for wages on the bar, radio station and upkeep on the club house, I don’t. I get a stipend or a dividend payment of 1% of whatever the club makes each month that I help generate. That’s all. The rest of my income comes from my military pension, SSA , and whatever I make toewing and flying, whatever the shop makes I get $25.00 for every $100.00 the shop makes. But the shop is more like a meeting place when we don’t meet here at the Lair.

For those wondering at this point , no neither Shar nor Joni, has came into the Lair, in nylons, and me do the smooch on the toes, I knew a few of you might be wondering. I’ll let that happen if it happens on its own. Only question is, how come it is all these really great looking hotties are walking around solo? And I’m alone. Oh sure they have guys in their lives, shyt, gals like these are not spending Saturday nights at home wondering what on TBS TV cable. No they have numerous male corpuscles buying them drinks and grub. But I have been gave the gift between Shar and Joni, meeting them and really enthusiastic about getting them together with the club and confident they are on board with us. Not that these two would, although it would be a dream brought to fruition, but just once I’d like one of these new hires, to walk in, find where I sleep here, push me down on the old rack, and ravish my body.

Now then, I spent all day in bed and plan to go back there since last night I went out with a few of the Wolvez and drank a bit much, it wasn’t the brews it was the 33 Jello shots that got me. They were free, but my mind left me about number 15 , how I made it back here to the Lair I don’t know. I must’ve looked a sight, hey I know I’m big in size, and thought of Joni or Shar getting excited over me is a fantasy. Neither would do that. But when I answered the door in my gym shorts, no shirt and all , Shar showed courage by entering in . Shar has some decorating ideas, for the Lair, so I pulled that job from CraigsList, but like I said why are great looking gals like these unmarried? I’d Marry either one, kids and all.

Any way, screen blurring, need Goody’s, food and sleep see, ya’ll overnight on radio.

L8R Ya’ll

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The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
--Kahlil Gibran

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Transparency Is Credibility and Legitimacy

There was a thing my Mom taught me as a young Wolf-Pup, that if your being sneaky, trying to hide things and not being fully visible in the light, then you must be up to no good, or doing something sinister. If your doing something underhanded, feel funny and nervous or just plain, doing things in the dark, Mom said, then your fixin to mess up. Now true not everybody has a Google search hit on them, or a Facebook, Twitter or other thingamabob, but if your involved in IT(Information Tech) computers, building websites etc, it would make sense that someone doing that should ought to have a local website or at least a connection?

Okay then , look at both HazzardAyre , the Knytes-of-Anarchy as well as AyreWolf Aviation. All three are very visible, very transparent, and from this newspaper to Facebook, you’ll find all three. A way to contact us both online or by phone, without multiple voice mails or automated intake phone things, means if your not doing something evil, you stand out and say here I am. Which means all of the things I’m involved in , is very legid, legal and proper right down to the tax numbers.

There was this guy we met the other day at McDonalds, lives locally I think, said he made websites. Thought we’d let him have a crack at ours. Still working with another, but a local who could also sub in as a area assistant engineer would help.

So got to looking, no local connection, no online connection. If it ain’t then they ain’t.

Okay then, items on the table last night at the club meeting, which I tried to call Joni on but never got a call back, might be she got spooked too, and bailed, oh well I try.

But the pecking order of things, is the same, Radio Station first, Shop, Second, Reaper Club 3rd, and if all looks good, bring up AyreWolf Aviation Repair fourth. In that order.

So with that said let me say this about somebody that I had lunch with the other day.

Joni came over, so intimidation is not a factor, or at least I don’t think so. She has a dynamic look, in fact a great package, but more over, while she interviewed for the bar and all, I also think there’s much more this gal can do than just serve brew, and mix cocktails. There’s a great brain there, granted some deep hurts, but serious brain power there. In essence could make one helluva second seat here at Confederate Steele. That’s why I’m pursuing her with dilligence , if she was just to work the bar etc, I wouldn’t be making such a fuss, I’d just say oh well, dust off the step and say whatever.

People from one end of this valley to the other have questioned our legitimacy , credibility, etc, and some of that might be justified, considering we are a club, that despises the establishment, that walks the line of being anti conformists , and certainly strongly dislikes most if not all Yankee’s. Or at least the near socialist society the Yankees have created. Something our group fights every day. Showing how the south was right 150 years ago as well as today. However the one thing you wont find here is this, any part of the Knytes-of-Anarchy, hiding in the darkness. We are as transparent as possible. Oh yes all too real for many.

God Bless Dixie

See ya’ll on the Radio after NASCAR.

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Nature has given to us the seeds of knowledge, not knowledge itself.
--Lucius Annæus Seneca

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