No thrill TV no matter the form or source

This last weekend was the pits.

Amongst the heavy hauling we were doing here in the studios, I tried to find something worth watching on TV. The sad reality, was outside of REALITY TV, was nothing was worth watching on TV, no matter the source or form. From area local stations, even the damn newscast on weekends. I have this idea, and it fits in more locally than you might think, but instead of another SPORTS BEAT ROUNDUP, how about a FARM NEWS ROUND UP? How about oh I don’t know US FARM REPORT, on Sunday’s or Saturday nights instead of another sports show. Some of these local stations could even be innovative. Like being a launch pad for something like Dixie Diesel/ToewTraxx News. News of the trucking and or towing industries. I can think on two hands even two sets of hands of advertisers, for such a thing. From Rocky Mountain Wrecker Sales, Wasatch Wrecker Sales, Cummins Diesel, Cat Diesel, Flying J, Intermountain Peterbilt, Larry H Miller Freightliner, Salt Lake Mack Truck sales, you get the idea.

From truck stops, to truck equipment, to recruiting truck companies, driver schools etc, this industry is crying for a video TV outlet yet local and nationwide TV seem all too blind. Yet you can’t excite even even one of them. Why ? If you eat thank a farmer, if you got it, a trucker hauled it. Buy a trucker a cup of coffee.

Yet for the lyfe of me all weekend I had more on our radio show than all of TV, maybe the TV stations ought to buy time from us.

How about a segment involving old skool trucking, where the only communications device was good old CB? On the subject of TV and such.

Been noticing for near a month that the signal quality on FoX 13 hasn’t been too good. The  tracking on the lower half of the tiny screen is like the digital path is disturbed somehow.

Not saying everyone is immune, from this malfunction. Noticed that we loose connectivity or at least bandwidth at 02:00 hours and 03:00 hors, and at times at 06:00 hours. I’m not the only ones with that malady. My friend over at Ogden Web Design, says on his stream station has the same problem. You’d think that some Internet provider, would build a foundation for streaming to be used by such as we . Apart from consumer traffic , but dedicated to broadcasting and streaming broadcasters.

Stay tuned friends HazzComm us coming to do just that.

When is TV going to be great? When TV is HazzardAyre TV.

TTYLY

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Nothing is too high for a man to reach, but he must climb with care and confidence.
--Hans Christian Andersen

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Words unknown to Yankees and Mormons

Good Monday morning. Mother nature and God put on a great light show last night. one dang near caught one of the local prowl cats.

Any way, I was on air doing some commentary and mentioned the Hot Locked Box , across the street was sweet. Instantly got a phone call, asking the benign question, what is a Hot Locked box? First a Locked Box is a virgin or near virgin lady. A Hot Locked Box is a gal who looks great yet is a mission impossible since either she's too unapproachable or is very married, yet carries a serious amount of looks and charm that could melt a grilled cheese from across a crowded race track.\

Okay then, but I got to thinking there’s a ton of these words. From Wet Beaver, meaning a sweaty female crotch, Bear with a Kodak, meaning cop running stationary radar, to buggy with two Shakespeare, meaning a classic car or truck with two CB antennas.

So I got to thinking since 80% of these terms were explored in some measure on our fave show the Dukes-of-Hazzard, that a Hazzard Communications Dictionary might be a useful tool. So instead of just my remembering all those old words, how about a few from some all of ya’ll. Surly some of you remember good old CB and ratchet jawing all night.

Let me know.

Going to be cloudy today, little VFR, most aviation is IFR, up to 5,000.

As for me I’m asleep until 13:00

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
Nothing is too high for a man to reach, but he must climb with care and confidence.
--Hans Christian Andersen

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So I went to Church yesterday

So after the great power outage of the Summer of 2014, I decided instead of hitting the rack go to church, mostly to satisfy the thing of obligation for the housing thing.

So sat there during the Priesthood. I love how they can make you nearly a prospect High Priest, yet not qualify if that person should even have that authority.

So got to class. Some old had was there that was of game, but decided no. Got through that, and into Sacrament meeting I went. Renewed my promises with God, but wanted to smack at least 6 of the toddler sized infantile brains there. Shit shut the fuck up so I can hear the speech. So go through with that, came home, tried this thing called Spotify on for size, but it findit .

So did the nightly and am just about headed for bed.

But I ask, can’t they shut up the kids?

And have you saw a child, that you just wanted to say, damn that really is a fugdugly child, that thing hit all the branches coming down the fugdugly tree.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
The cynic is his own worst enemy. It requires far less skill to run a wrecking company than it does to be an architect.
--U.S. Andersen

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At some point you have to say if you want it come get it

At some point even the most patient leader needs to say, hey if you want it come get it.

It’s like last week, after getting knocked off my horse by a talent fee of $3,000.00 by TMG and knowing that the club at this point would never go that, after all I remember a time when we thought we had a gig booked through them, only because I couldn’t remember my tax number, although there was a full check in front of them for talent for the Deere Dazzlers. One of subsidiaries. Any mile.

So last week floated this thing out from us through Models-Utah for freelance talent. Spotted ones Mom that looks hot, and just as hot only slightly younger Briony, I put out there we were looking, the money was solid, but all too many love the security and longevity of saying , “you want curly fries with that?” Rather than getting into something that is as solid as that salt in that putrid lake out west yonder.

Oh well. But I have got much deeper heavy lifting to do, not only a radio station , but a TV station to build, uplifting our warbird subsidiary, and that’s just the minor half of club work. Add to that the build up of forces at Cooter’s A1 Toewing, HCC, and all and one could get the idea my hands are full. The basic thing here is simply, the offer is out there, get off your butt take it , or defriend me from Facebook, and just be happy with your wonderful job at Subway.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
The quest for riches darkens the sense of right and wrong.
--Antiphanes, ancient Greek dramatist

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Fast Tymez at Sullivan Road

So preve eve was just about to call it a week, having some slightly fermented beverages when I came home ready to carve out the daily blues here when , Overload or something caused the juice to get unplugged.

So was trying to sleep in the horrid temperature, decided to hit the shower in the dark. Thinking some moisture on my torso would lullaby my to sleep. Not. Just about to go under Redy Kilowatt reappears and spent most of this morning reconfiguring systems.

So in closing that’s why no HazzardAyre last night into this morning, see ya’ll overnight on the radio.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
--Kahlil Gibran

1 John 1:7“But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from all sin.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Last nights show was awesome.

Last nights show was awesome, nothing broke down, a few tech blurbs but all in all great show.

There is those hours when I’m not streaming, just running over the air. I try not to do that much as when I kick in the mini transmitter, most of my neighbors complaign that their TV’s and such go to the manure pile. In essence I bleed over everything, and considering there’s 100 watts coming out of the trees off the little stick up there that is what it is.

Relief is insight however. The facility in Woods Cross is going to take us to new heights like few have done before, but I truly believe in what we are doing.

The Knytes started this radio station back in 1975 as we were then known as the RoadMasters Truckers Association. Most over the air overnight coast to coast trucker shows or networks were based in Nashville or Texas. By the time news got to them of a wreck or something out here, it was already over. So there needed to be a voice for over the road long haul truckers out west.

Back then late night radio was all you could get to entertain yourself. Sure we had one TV station KMVT in Twin Falls, but at midnight they pulled the plug.

So one night I was tuned into this new show based out of Alberquacky New Mexico, called JOC(jock) Radio. But the show was produced in Bountiful Utah. When the network needed cash and was for sale, The RoadMasters bought it. The first show we aired on our tiny station KDSL(Kay-Diesel)FM was called Long Haul Radio. Then of course 1978 I got LexiBelle> but found little in the way of 10-14(information) for us in towing on radio or TV. So we launched a show during the day called Highway Hooker Radio, Hooker being cb talk for tow truck. My company was known as Heavy Hooker Towing so it fit.

In late 1980 the spirits moved us to build a hot rod NASCAR lookalike, that we called the General Jackson, named after the Confederate General. We had no idea of the Dukes yet.

However the spirits moved again, in the search for some white vinyl, go-go drill team style boots, I saw a sign on a 70 Dodge Charger, nearly the same body style as a 69. Well most of you know the rest.

The 1981 SLC Autorama came to Utah in the Salt Palace, this was when it was a real hot rod show, not a 4 day commercial vendors show. Our General Lee and Jackson, took 1st and 2nd in the combo, street custom class. Once we got home the idea went that doing and going full bore for all things Dukes was the ticket. So the REAL , Hazzard County Garage opened in Hagerman(Hazzard) Idaho, in March 1982. My partner at the shop and I decided to create a kountry redneck hot rod, custom club, with Hazzard flavor. In the fall of 1982 The Hazzard Knytes(the name of our up coming film) was born. The club went from 20 members 10 in Idaho, 10 in Utah, to just over 30,000 members coast to coast in a years time.

In March 1983 my mom died , but with the support of the cast of the Dukes and all things Hazzard being a reason to wake up each day, I put everything I could into both the shop and of course the club.

Today The Hazzard Knytes, now known as the Knytes-of-Anarchy, has 100,000 members coast to coast the latter 50,000 being members of what is the AyreWolvez.

The radio station and network took several turns, the first was creating Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio in 1990 that was Long Haul Radio. And of course what we are today as HazzardAyre Radio. With an annual income to the clubs cash stash at $20,million, we do well, although that $20,million is distributed to all 50 charters of the club.

The creation of the AyreWolvez, and models for TV ads, and all next time.

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In Utah and Idaho, the news is the same news, but soon will be Hazzard County TV

Turn on the TV at 10:00 PM to watch the news, and your bound to hear the same news stories from all three local stations one Attorney General gets arrested and its front page or lead story on all four stations. A manure dump , burns they all have a story.

Yet you’ll be hard to find even one story or a 5 minute farm report, no trucker news. When it comes to sports, look real hard for stories from NASCAR or the local dragstrip and you’ll not find one.

By now you get the idea, the same plain stuff.

Enter in Hazzard County TV from Confederate Star Media, and of course us here at HazzardAyre .

Hazzard County TV will be fight the system, anti-establishment and not biased by and religious body or fear from boycotting by one.

HazzardAyre will be there early mornings, and afternoons. Dixie Diesel Radio/TV overnights, Highway Hooker Television mornings the only show on TV or radio for those who toew.

This is why we’re looking for the best lady eye candy in Utah and Idaho, to be hosts, anchors, news anchors, and so on.

So when you get tyred of the same bland news as bland as a dinner on Sunday , made by the ward Relief Society, and your looking for more spice in your TV news, think Short skirts, tall heels, not Naked or Bikini News, but hot leg news. Tune into Hazzard County TV, from your friends here at HazzardAyre and Confederate Star Media. Coming in February 2015.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
Work keeps us from three great evils, boredom, vice and need.
--François Marie Arouet Voltaire

Colossians 2:9-10“For in Christ all the fullness of the Deity lives in bodily form, and in Christ you have been brought to fullness. He is the head over every power and authority.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.