HazzardAyre

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Words that sound and spelled the same Can have different meanings.

This is a ToW truck> and this is a ToE > yet the two words sound alike , but not spelled alike.

This is Cooter>and unfortunately and I was not aware of it this too is a Cooter>although few would confuse the two , especially the Dukes-of-Hazzard world , wonders what the folks at Lou Step Productions were thinking , since in the pilot movie, the skinny co heart was also named Cooter.

Of course there are those that a wired one way and only can see just one meaning or definition, although I will say it might have been our fault in part as we had said the Kat(CAT) House was the home of Highway Hooker Toewing.

This was back in 2005, when I had the idiotic idea of putting the HQ of Confederate Steele Media, in the tiny town of Wyoming called CokeVille. Of course as usual the city fuzz and a few of the bigoted LDS well to do’s there of which the 500 population is 94% is LDS, only saw the Hooker thing, when our meaning meant>not>but damn the town nearly tarred and feathered us. it wasn’t long after that CSTM moved to nearby Evanston, and Highway Hooker Toewing moved to Malad/Heyburn Idaho.

Of course the cb chatter talk or language that we used in the great days of ye ole CB was a wonderment of many . Some most us understood, others we made up, on the run, to usually to confuse good ole Smokey Bear, and I ain’t talking about the one saying only you can prevent forest fires.

If anybody thinks CB is dead, ever see a big rig truck without a stick on the mirror? More over ever tuned to another channel on the old CB other than good old 1-9? You’ll still hear folks tuning up, powering up and dropping several watts from the flower pots over the 10 meter band.

So the next time your cruising and tuning, remember there might be two words, spelled the same or sounding the same, but meaning something quite different, don’t judge what you don’t understand.

Friday night we will if all fires on all 8 cylinders, Miss AyreWolf the SheWolf in studio, as she gets wet and makes you pant on HazzardAyre.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
--Marcel Archard

Proverbs 19:20-21“Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails.”

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Do you just want to do the usual or do you want to excel?

In the not so long ago past there was an inquiry to an ad or two we as a club and our radio op has on CraigsList.

A young gal, inquired, was to be here for an interview, and a full audition , but the idea of the toew smooch and timing just did not mesh.

However, I wonder too, how many jobs has this gal had? Certainly and fast food comes to mind here, if you inquire about any job and the boss just had other things to do, if you really want the job do you keep going back?

Every year I watch all so many hopefuls get auditions and call backs to such shows as America’s Got Talent, American Idol, etc, but these even are a BIG maybe . Yet I will say, its how bad do you really want to be a performer, model, media star? Or are you just fine with doing basic make-up and/or working at fast food? If you’re the latter do you give up on your dream?

Many watch such shows as America’s Next Top Model, etc, and yearn for an audition much yet even a run to the art. Many younger hopeful gals will stand even sleep in the cold at try out lines. These are people that truly want that dream to become reality, not just a fart in a windstorm happy thought.

Why do I say this? Simple, The gal from Farmington, the folks that were supposed to come by this evening after I take time away, knows that from 6:00PM to 7:00AM the next morning, on Monday’s, Wednesday’s Thursday’s and Saturday’s , I’m here at the studio. As the hopeful talent cruises around from one place another, if they truly want that $300K a year contract, that we ultimately pay out, you could get that talent to drop by. Even if they didn’t make an appointment to drop by , after reading the blog here, or tuning into the show, online. Yet few rarely do. The ones that have one that is currently making $200,million a year doing voiceovers, and major commercials. Likewise two, one that is now part of the team of the Bob & Tom Show, started out as an intern at what is now HazzardAyre Radio.

One is doing a nurse/mental health PSR gig, making great money and field producing for HazzardAyre/SAMCRO MC Radio, I have many who are doing extra work on many TV shows from SOA to Law And Order, but the difference in them, versus say the little sugar cake in Farmington, or the one that never showed this evening is; they WANTED IT, for them being in front of the lens was not just a fly by night , goofy thought , it was and is a career move, yet the locals, just brush it off.

I was reading a blip from an industry publication on how hard it is to get on with an agency or get booked, if they’re not the size 4 Twiggy type. I say this; there is work out there. Currently Confederate Steele Media one of our parent firms is looking to creating a talent agency, not a school, but an agency that dares to further train and place talent in productions and such that are not of the mainstream. The gals that are 5’5” the women who are 127 pounds rather than the 101 pounds. The ones who are not of the generic guidelines, but want constant, consistent on air, movie, TV ad, print ad gigs.

But only for the gals that want to grab that gold ring, and not just settle for the brass one.

When I go into such things as bikini bars, and see ultimate great looking gals dancing on stage in front of a bunch of drunk or getting that way males just putting dollar bills in their garter belts, I think sure these gals walk out of there with several thousand bucks in their tip wallets. So too could they if those same gals were working for HazzardAyre/Confederate-Steele.

I was equally amazed years ago in 2008 just before the Hazzard Knytes adopted the Knytes-of-Anarchy handle in 2008. I had went up to Boise and saw these sweet honeys in short shorts, boots and all called Ring Girls at an MMA thing that was held at Shorty’s Saloon. Thinking, do these gals know how dangerous it is for them to be prancing around that way in a Kountry/Bikers Bar?

There is talent out there, they want to be part of something, yet when they get thrown a lifeline they just do not grab it. I say come into the studio, anytime from 6:00PM to 7:00AM on the days I’m here, wear your nylons, skirts and heels , kick off your shoes and lets visit. You can’t learn to swim by just dangling your feet in the water pool side, you got to jump in.

Now granted there are nights that I’m in and out, especially on holiday or foul weather days, such is the nature of driving and owning a toew truck, but if you are patient and want a real media career, just get here.

Which again begs the question; do you just want to exist or do the mundane or do you want to excel and gain a career?

If so, do it here for HazzardAyre, and be a Confederate Steele Media talent.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
Sincerity is the highest compliment you can pay.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deuteronomy 13:4“It is the LORD your God you must follow, and him you must revere. Keep his commands and obey him; serve him and hold fast to him.”

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So what is up with this stinky toe stuff any way?

To answer the question of what’s up with the stinky toe thing, one needs to go back to the origin of our radio gig as well as the club.

Back in 1976 as a young towing owner operator group, dedicated to more smaller one truck to 6 fleets and all, there was no on TV nor radio programs on , that dealt with us in towing. Sure there were trucker radio shows all across the nation from Dave Nemo’s RoadGang to the Midnight Cowboy show but nothing dedicated to towing.

The pronunciation of the word TOW from not in the business, was on the lines of rhyming with the word COW not TOE.

About 1978 I discovered the publication no defunct called Phoote(foot) Notes. And thought this would be a keen gig but what to call it, much worse the call letters of our station that would carry it.

The FCC , by this time had mandated either we get legal with a station license, shut down or go to the clink. We opted for getting legal. After much research we as a club called the TowBro’s then now ToewBro’s now, arrived at the call letters KTOW or KAY-TOW(Toe) FM 105.7. But few of the outside of the club on air talent could not pronounce the the word TOW as TOE, it was KAY-TOW(cow) as it went. Not to demean anybody, even legendary trucker radio super star Bill Mack of the Midnight Cowboy Show doing liners for us, pronounced it Kay-Tow(cow) instead of Kay TOW(toe).

So we took the words smunched them together and it became TOEW. That way there was no possible way to mistake that pronunciation .

By this time in evolution, I got LexiBelle>Once I had her, I tried hard to stumble on a company name for my going toewing experiences. It was on a June day walking up the road from the mailbox to the house, to the latrine with my latest issue of Overdrive Magazine, that I saw the name of my company there in. This was three years prior to stumbling on and running right into all things Hazzard County/DOH.

So the new gig from 6:00PM to midnight became Highway Hooker Radio. Hooker being trucker cb talk for tow truck. Of course overnight we did Heavy Hooker Radio for those in the snagging big trucks and running long haul and heavy haul toews. Not only did the heavy toew bro’s get into our show, but so did the freight haulers. After I discovered a rusted out Dodge Charger in Paul Idaho and rebuilt that into OUR General Lee, in the search for white vinyl go-go boots, which we found eventually from a waitress at the China Village Restaurant in Jerome Idaho. But Once we began and I dived head first and never recovered (don’t plan on doing so) from and all things Hazzard County / Dukes-of Hazzard , what would a overnight trucker radio show done Hazzard County style be like? After tons of names, it wasn’t until 1989 driving through Saint George Utah, and seeing a name of a company called Dixie Diesel service and towing there that I formulated the name the Dixie Diesel Shop, and subsequently Heavy Hooker Radio was rebadged as Dixie Diesel Radio, the seed that begat HazzardAyre.

All along however it’s been Highway Hooker Radio as still the foundation of HazzardAyre.

We are and have always been and continue to be the only show on TV or Radio for those who Toew(tow).

So what about this kissing toes thing in nylons?

In 1985 , in doing up ads for Dixie Towing(aka-Highway Hooker Towing) I saw this ad for a plumber in Boise. The ad went along the story of some well to do high society type gal on Boise’s snob hill, with a toilet that was on the frits. Here comes this plumber in a Tux T Shirt, unclogged the toilet and at the end of the ad was this gal sitting on a black marbled vanity with gold fixture faucet and all with the plumber kissing her hand with the end tag, we treat our customers with royalty.

Mind wandering I thought lets do a Daisy Duke lookalike out in her Jeep, broke down calls Cooter(me) on ye old CB , I respond take care of the Jeep, the Daisy Duke gal sitting on the side of the bed of LexiBelle, and I kiss her toes, with the tag We LuV Toews.

Now one would think this to be an easy thing, but nope.

Doing the stunt, with bare feet , especially toes, is stinky, sticky, sweaty. Not very pleasing, for a 3 hour shoot.

So the networks had mandated sweet Daisy to wear nylons on TV on the Dukes we followed suit. Besides, nylons over toes looks better and hides a bunch of inequities like hammer toes, bunions etc. And if scented well makes my part of the participation in shooting the ads easier to ingest. Considering it is her feet and all and despite beliefs that they don’t , even women’s feet and toes do smell foul.

Over the years, we have had several projects on the books regarding the thing of smooching feet especially toes, in nylons to enhance and emphasize the toe as tow as to be toew.

From setting the worlds record of just how long one man could kiss a woman’s toes in nylon hose, with LexiBelle in the background, to using as much of feet in nylons on our photo’s for Highway Hooker PhooteNotes to the header cover for the TV show Highway Hooker TV which will be shot here in Utah, and be on TruTV starting next fall right before South Beach Tow.

So that’s why I always look at, and try to get the full stinky experience of all new model new hires.

BTW: The couple that was show up this evening here? Never showed. Which is another part of the toew smooch thing. Anybody who shows up to a meet and greet, and is told of the toew smooch, that does not run away and never shows up again, is a good barometer of her anti establishment nature. In essence if a new lady model comes in can get her toes under my nose in nylon hose in the first or second audition, is the one that has the guts to do just about anything we ask within reason.

And that’s the Stinky Truth.

TTYLY(Talk-To-You-Later-Ya’ll)

Quote of the Day:
Everything that lives, Lives not alone, nor for itself.
--William Blake

Looking for the needle in haystack

So last night during the South Beach Tow marathon, I was stimulated to look for the rent receipts from Dave for the Bishop to get at least this months rent and stuff covered.

I know where I put it, but it was not there. So I cleaned the closets, still not there. So going to see if a negotiation can be done Sunday.

Dave my landlord stopped by, told him I was working on the rent thing with the Bishop, but it looks and I might be wrong, but it looks like it might just be time to byte the bullet and resign myself to the thinking it might be time just to bag it. Let you know Tuesday.

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Quote of the Day:
Everything that lives, Lives not alone, nor for itself.
--William Blake

Punctionality and being on time a requirement , not an option

One of the gifts of both Miss Dixie-Diesel 1993 and our Miss Nurse GoodBody had that I treasured was being punctional. In essence right on time without being too far off time.

In radio as well as a curtain call, be it for a Broadway opening or the filming of a movie or TV series is essential. There are people waiting on the other end to view and in our case both listen to as well as view, HazzardAyre.

Thus even being more than 15 to 30 minutes late to the first audition or interview is not allowed or tolerated. If you can’t be there on time, call. If you get lost and can’t find the office/studio, and in our case how can you miss? A big two storied building, with I4 Solutions on the top. But if your going to be late etc, the phone does work.

Was I in for eye candy and mind wine the other night. Here came BrandiWine through the door, in a part leotard and knit top. She had my outermost Wolf-Senses at top level, was I to be treated to another grand discovery. BrandiWine was also intelligent, none of the usual blonde/California Valley girl junk. BrandiWine had the package, was on time and in the kind of eye capturing threads that could make some nations go to war over her. He demeanor , her sweet tenor notes of her voice, when she was leaving with a bad back and after she got wet here with her ice pack melting, she is now thee SheWolf on HazzardAyre and AyreWolfFM Radio.

So tonight waiting for a couple who dropped in last week, but who I can’t see past being a pin up girl, and the guy being a I dunno what. See and even BrandiWine agreed that on an audition when the primary person to be both auditioned or even a meet and greet, bringing hubby/boy-pal/other is very unprofessional. The gal can’t be free to act naturally, the production firm gets microscoped more than it wanted to, and makes a very serious uncomfortable experience. Anybody in this business or has been in the business does not send the guy of her life to snoop it out first, nor does he show up during a work session. It just makes everything awkward.

The saying that be careful of anything that’s exactly what you want it or her to be is a wise one. I have had two that were like this, but were plants by the fuzz to take a none invasive closer look at HazzardAyre operations.

Somehow I did not find that with BrandiWine. There’s chemistry there and ability. She’s real, and check this out;could any , I mean any red blooded GENUINE southern bred male corpuscle say NO to her>? I can’t.

Any mile waiting still on the couple, but two bits they don’t show.

At least we have BrandiWine and that’s just fine with me, BrandiWine shows up.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.
--G.K. Chesterton

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

The Plus to getting a job at HazzardAyre

There are many and here recently even I have bee questioning the practice, but the process of illimination here of screening the female applicants

through who does show up, even on a first time interview meet and greet in nylons and a skirt, more over get her toes in those hose on my lips under my nose, is a good test.

The grounds of that are simple to understand, if a gal is liberated and rebel enough to do that, is more likely willing and uninhibited enough to do just about , within reason anything , that we do on air in our comedic bits, and promo projects.

The grounds for all things leggy goes to the Hazzard, part of HazzardAyre.

The meshing together of the two words is important to understand.

Hazzard , relates to Hazzard County aka Dukes-of-Hazzard, which thankfully CMT is running more guess the fan base and outcry from Ben’ camp as well as us here, has been heard. CMT was loosing big ad dollars , by a lack of viewers and thus Dukes is back on, of course all things Hazzard is coming on in a heavy sweat of mania as yet another Dukes, movie is on the HUD for 2015. CMT is going to be there and certainly so is HazzardAyre and us here in the Hazzard Knytes(aka:Knytes-of-Anarchy). So having a leggy look here is required. About as seriously as legs in nylons are required at Hooters, and yes Hooters is a sponsor of the show.

Of course the Ayre of HazzardAyre, is our part of the brother of the Knytes, the AyreWolvez. The AyreWolvez is a organization, that are fans of and aviation enthusiasts who rebuild, restore and fly real ancient and vintage military warbird style aircraft. The name of both me on air as the AyreWolf, and the AyreWolvez, comes from two sources, one of course a nick name gave to me by two commanding officers. One, being the Confederate Marines, in flying as the Wolf in amongst the Sheep, (BlackSheep Squadron>) as I always was the one who over achieved in air what few others dared, and of course a CO at Deseret Transportation when I worked there, when my CO, Rocky said one day I truly am the Wolf in amongst the brethren there, since I brought coffee, and skoal to work. Nobody really cared. It might be interesting to note , then Church President, Gordon B Hinckley had a cup of my coffee and a short chew at DT(Deseret-Transportation) one afternoon after lunch.

The real source of the AyreWolf thing came from the old, now running all day long on the Esquire TV Network on cable(Comcast-ch-60) called AirWolf.

So in conclusion, if one who is of the female gender wants a plus in getting hired and wants to demonstrate her prowess and rebel side, the best way is to wear nylons, skirt, heels and somewhere in the interview process, takes off a heel, and gets her toes in nylon hose under my nose, against my lips, without tons of questions.

Next entry; Gays getting married. With the laws now being formulated with both the 9th and 10th Supreme Court not going to examine the question of states rights to allow same sex marriages, can an organization or for that matter , a none profit organization saying no to hiring gays, or those gays who marry?

More over can we refuse membership? I know that the LDS Church is saying no here, and I know that there is going to be a big fuss the first time, the church says no to allowing a gay couple to attend church. Will they allow this? If not , its going to be interesting to see the results of the discrimination law suit over this. We’re watching since all the club, is saying no to allowing membership to Gays of any kind, more over allowing Lesbians membership to the club, or in club owned enterprises such as the Reaper Club, HazzardAyre Radio, or ClubMajor.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
Work keeps us from three great evils, boredom, vice and need.
--François Marie Arouet Voltaire

Psalm 63:1“[Psalm 63] A psalm of David. When he was in the Desert of Judah. You, God, are my God, earnestly I seek you; I thirst for you, my whole being longs for you, in a dry and parched land where there is no water.”

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Same junk Different Day

But there’s a reason that my Heavenly Father guided me rather abruptly to this location for the office/studio. Certainly he knew that my days

On Sullivan Road in Ogden were numbered, and that a change was coming.

I get many inquiries from people wanting to be my next roommate . Thing is after the last one, I’m not in a big rush to get one. The last two got my finances so messed up , that I had to get help from our Bishop, of the ward in Sullivan hollow to cover rent and domestic bills, while I pay to retain the office, studio and keep HazzardAyre on the air.

I have bad mouthed the Padre a bit here, but one couldn’t ask for a better Bishop. Sure, my time management has not allowed me to do all I need to do to fulfill the requirements of asking for Church aid, and or asking again. If I could just get some stabilization here, doing duty at the Storehouse etc would not be a problem, but I’m battling forces to survive. More over trying to get someone preferably female recruited, trained , hired and on air. Especially if I end up having to do a relocate of myself back to Idaho. Which is more likely than not.

The ability of not being able to shower, and smelling, much less some of the usual comforts one takes for granted is the real push in getting a person plugged in here at the station.

The obvious question comes , if you can’t afford your house rent how can you pay wages for a new hire radio person. The club pays the wages, I don’t , I struggle just like everyone else does.

So maybe the Bishop will help one final time, maybe not, let you all know this weekend.

Likewise if one that I’m partly counting on that is coming in this eve at 18:00(6:00PM) for an interview.

TTYLY