The Moody Blues - Nights In White Satin

Ever notice Geeks all look the same and where did the HE men go?

Have you ever noticed that Poindexters/Geeks all look and act purtty much the same? If you see one out eating at say your fave A&W here, a guy with a notepad computer, using utensils to carve up a chili dog, and a paper cup with a plastic bag inner wrap to keep the drink pure, but not taking chances that the drink might touch the inside of the actual cup. Amazing. Oh sure such TV shows as Big Bang Theory attempted to make the idea of being a poindexter popular, but sadly , no matter what is done no great change.

Our new , new hire here at HazzardAyre, Antwanette Marie, suggested her begin to dress me. Of course she’s our little sister, here in the Knytes, but I got to thinking, of that little thing we used to tease some of the Geeks with, like your ugly and your mother dressed you funny. Now it might be that some might look at me and say, your good looking and did your intern dress you?

Struck down on two possible bases for a new Wolf’s Cave (home-domicile) came today. Apparently I’m too old of a Wolf for many of them, so did get a glimmer of light or two from Evanston Wyoming. Both while up there, price range, gets me more space for the same amount of money. More over an alternate Internet server.

Contacted Digis today, their dedicated service to us is right at the same as Comcast, but the monthly rate wont fluctuate plus they have a 99.9 % throughput. Not hampered by weather or other traffic online. So it might be that Comcast, once again dropped the ball and shot themselves in the foot.

Not saying anything against sweet Laura of Comcast that sold us the original package, but. Comcast has not provided the bandwidth that we require consistently nor constantly. It fluctuates too much, second not getting a paper bill in three months as requested and not knowing what we owed is another thing. How are you going to pay what you don’t know how much, and should I be the one to call them to find out? How many times do you have to say, SEND ME A PAPER BILL? Will they give me a week or two extra service for messing up? Probably not, but while hugging trees and saving a few by not using a paper invoice they want me to continue to be a loyal customer and cough up $1,000.00 or $788.00 just to stay with them.

It should be the other way around, they ought to own up to their mess up and just scrub the old bill and start over.

How many times does one have to say to them, hey I’m not responsible for this, it’s the club, The Knytes-of-Anarchy that is in charge and owner of the radio station/network. I only volunteer to work and manage it. On my end after they bitched about Cooter’s A1 Toewing for about the same bunch of crap, I went to the local Cricket Cell store got me a cell phone, and that was it. Besides, 90% of Cooter’s A1 Toewing moved back into Idaho, phooey after all the expenses there was not enough to make this work out right by the numbers no matter how we crunched them.

If Comcast wants to retain customers and keep them loyal especially business customers, they ought to honor their slogan built for business, not built for home consumers, but working on business.

5% of Cooter’s A1 Toewing will move to Evanston, Wyoming with the rest spread between Morgan and Coalville Utah, in AllWest Communications territory, not Comcast.

Nothing has changed here at HazzardAyre, but the only thing remaining in Metro Utah will be HazzardAyre Radio/TV , the rest moves to both Buhl Idaho, and Evanston Wyoming.

In summary, all the move to Utah did, was cost me a bunch of money, and a headache, only gains got my government money in my hands and a firm headquarters for HazzardAyre, and of course the gal with sweet toes in nylon hose Antwanette Marie for the ads for both the club and Cooter’s A1.

Keep it hookin,

 

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Work keeps us from three great evils, boredom, vice and need.
--François Marie Arouet Voltaire

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Having nylons in the Studio

Finally someone with integrity and honesty.

These are rare qualities that are treasured.

Our Lady Wolf , Antwanette Marie, > is all that and more. Fully married and has a solid foundation both morally and all so the club now has a baby sister and couldn’t be thrilled more.

See, BrandiWine , its not all about climbing in bed.

So Antwanette, Marie left as requested hardly even questioned them, but left a pair of her hose, sweetly purrfumed which makes the entire studio smell better.

Okay then as I close the studio several notes to leave ya’ll. Wont be here from Wednesday to Saturday as I’ll be in move mode, as in residency.

Think I have found a couple of places , just rooms, but who cares, it’s a place to sleep.

Might even have hot water for a shower.

So the show will be on AutoPilot, and me doing the move groove, but plan on a full schedule next week.

But it’s nice even for brief periods, having Antwanette Marie in the studio, and just knowing her.

She’ll be on air next week.

Until then

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
--William James

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Sorry, but I was wrong, now I know why broadcast radio went to automation

Big or small media markets, in most radio stations, its an early wake up LIVE drive time run, or a go home drive Live run, the rest of the time

its Drake and Chennault style automation. Be it from a satellite service or a voice, program track, but its not LIVE.

Reason, few of anybody wants to put in the hours, no how much money you get paid, and here at HazzardAyre we pay good, right at $30.00 per on air hour, but few want to put in the time, to train, research, and deliver live radio. Much less LIVE TV. That’s why many even syndicated TV shows, from Doctor OZ to Cookin with Guss, is pre-recorded. Little is done LIVE any more.

I used to punish, and condemn the pay to be on air, operation of former friend Kim Lee of Lee Family Broadcasting in Burley/Rupert. Instead of him hiring new talent and going through hell doing it, he just makes the hosts of programs, on KBAR, pay him for the privilege of being on his radio station.

I used to chew out the rest of the greater Twin Falls, and Boise area stations for nobody in the studio, programming, Nobody is able to step up. Few young people ages 25 to 45 are willing to drop in a studio.

Those dedicated , can rise to the top of the bucket, like Howard Stern, to be making $500,million bucks per show, but few see the forest for the trees. What they see is a low wage, low thrill job, and not a career.

This is why there are few, if any at all radio skills schools out there any more.

The what and who are not willing to jump in and learn.

The old at least in Utah, Southern from Border to Boise LDS attitudes and limitations are constantly there. Many including and especially the female gendered talent will not do near radical, rebel radio, much less TV. Can you see Bare or Bikini News produced in our area?

This is why on the edge radio and TV will not be in the immediate reach out of either Utah or Idaho. Same reason that brothels that are not legal here yet legal in Nevada. Both make sense, many Utahrds will go to Wells for pleasure, yet few would vote to allow same behaviors in Utah or Southern or Eastern Idaho.

So to Chris Pruett, Kim Lee, Gina, and oh so many, I now know why LIVE radio is going into the toilet. Even Howard Stern is having to host America’s Got Talent.

Then people at such industry publications as Radio Ink, wonder why IHeart, Pandora and XM is rapidly replacing Terrestrial Radio.

No talent, and few to be talent.

As for HazzardAyre, we’ll still stay LIVE, with mainly just me in the cockpit of the station. I made my mind up this morning when one I was planning on decided to bug out. My call to the club was extensive, but outside of Wolf Lamb, >if the club wants to hire female interns and on air talent, let them hire em, train em, then call me to put em on the air. This way we might and I say might get someone who can walk in off the street, sit in a control room and deliver quality radio. As it is now, its I ain’t hiring nobody since the talent field is empty.

TTYLY

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I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them for five years.
--Samuel Goldwyn

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New SheWolf, as BrandiWine bugged out knew that she would

Guess BrandiWine was not so fine after all. Maybe it was the interaction, maybe it was the Sternlike programming, maybe time of day, but she’s out.

So process is move our pin up gal in place of BrandiWine, and me just host the radio show myself.

After 8 years of looking , there just are not the quality of, nor gals willing to train to do so, there are no female co anchors out there willing to do LIVE radio Hazzard style, so why keep hitting the wall, plus I can be more intimate , running this solo, with ya’ll any way.

Hope BrandiWine, can find what she’s looking for elsewhere, too bad I can’t bill her for the time I spent trying to train her.

This would be a great thing for business’s , wouldn’t it? If you bother training anyone, and they start to work then quit, wouldn’t it be nice and great, if you could just bill the new hire for the wear and tare on yourself like me having to be here half asleep trying to open a door for her.

This is why Hollywood is bypassing Utah.

What few people are here that could be superstars, have their heads so far up their anus’ that they can lick the back of their teeth.

Am I pissd , yes, but I’ll get over it, since its nothing new, and I expected it.

This is not Hollywood, Nashville, Atlanta or a casting town and again why major media is going over, and not stopping in Utah, but then like I have said before, its what you get from a CraigsList ad.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
If you want to be miserable, think about yourself, about what you want, what you like, what respect people ought to pay you and what people think of you.
--Charles Kingsley

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Just what makes HazzardAyre Radio special, and why the others are pissed

The other day at Church one of our practitioners there, asked me , just what makes HazzardAyre so special?

Simply put we are what rural radio used to be. In some areas still is, but if you go back just a few years, Over the Road Trucker radio that now hails from a satellite, is heard online in Utah and Over The Air in Western and Eastern Idaho , western Wyoming, and Northern Nevada on HazzardAyre, on our club owned radio stations, but our special-ality is more.

HazzardAyre, as well sister radio show AyreWolfFM, also brings you and is absolutely committed to delivering D-o-D information, more over the only place in the civilian world, airing Armed Forces Radio, News. We are the only source in the region for USO/Radio , We are the only military centric radio group, period.

Of course I’d be completely lax in my information here if I didn’t mention we are the only OTA(over the air) source for information on and the rebroadcast of major Sons of Confederate Veterans news and lectures. More over the central Mountain West source of true Confederate Southern historical education. We truly deliver.

And of course what started it all and why of the toe smooch, and its other renditions. HazzardAyre Radio, is home to Highway Hooker Radio, the only show on radio for us who Toew(toe-Tow) . We are bringing information to you through radio and soon to be XM Satellite, Highway Hooker Radio is here helping all who are trying hard to not only make a buck driving a toew truck, but keeping that buck.

Its not the human interaction exploring human, male-female sensualities , or bodily functions, but too delivering real time news that you on the highway, on the farm and those who fly can use.

That is what makes HazzardAyre Radio special, and the dog here does hunt. That is why the rest of the radio stations here as well as quite a few TV stations will not give us any ink or do feature reports. Quite frankly most immediate area TV outlets treat us like we’re exhaling garlic, but they do read and do report on and about what we cover, just rarely give us credit for it.

That’s what makes HazzardAyre Radio special and one of a kind.

Stay tuned. www.livestream.com/hazzardayre

TTYLY

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The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
--Kahlil Gibran

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Despite popular and common displaced thinking!

Despite popular beliefs and displaced thinking, the toe smooch and all is not , repeat, NOT, a fast, lets get chummy path to taking advantage and having my way with the ladies.

The simple fact these are the main focus bits , that many have said can’t be done here in LDS dominated Utah.

Things like the toe smooch or the Bobby sox, kiss to do a pic, of a babe and all alah Fonzi thing. These are only a short and very seldom done bits here on HazzardAyre, or on our soon to premier TV network and series.

The thing is both the Knytes and the AyreWolvez, have been sitting on visual, bot still pic, pin-up as well as TV ads for the website, and the website itself, cover photo.

Additionally projects from photo business cards, to a set of calendars and merchandising , products, just because few if any feature model talent that knows how to act exists at least from mainstream agencies.

But I want to take this a bit further, and learning from personal historical happenings, its best to keep any serious fraternizing on the job from happening.

Yes , keep it a cheerful place to work, rehearse and all, but I do NOT WANT A personal SHEWOLF here.

I have learned that sex before marriage, brings the wrath of our Heavenly Father into the picture, and makes what could be good and solid, to becoming a real nightmare.

Sure , I try to get a natural rhythm going with all my talent auditions, especially the toe thing. Gentle feet and toe massage and all, so she gets used to someone else besides her signif other, touching her and especially her feet. Likewise kissing her toes. Beyond that little personal displays of any kind of touching between myself and the talent is kept at a minimum.

But it’s not to gain a honey for myself, rather one for the club, to entice the nearly 70% male corpuscles that would tune in to our streaming radio station and our TV network, to do just that, tune into us.

So yes I lean a lot on eye candy.

That said, all too many publications from EasyRiders, to Mini Truckin, also overdue the blonde blue eyed, g-string bikini shots. We want to show a gal can be featured with a hot ride, without being naked or nearly such.

To close this, and I hope both our two new hires for the SheWolvez, hubbys read this, its part of the job, I do not and will not try to do the bad and nasty, here. Your gals are safe with me and the club.

Which brings up another subject. The circling guy pals and by some of the new hires and all, whether here at the studio or on a photo shoot, greatly impairs the ability of both myself and or a camera/videographer. It’s just not professional, and it limits the ability to create.

Leave the old man at home, trust in us and lets get busy, enriching HazzardAyre, and the Knytes as well and especially the AyreWolvez.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
If at first you don't succeed… make sure nobody finds out you tried!
--Unknown

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