But damn Todd I could have stayed asleep, EasyRiders spoiled me for life

So there I was dreaming of high school poking fun at this little Blonde that I have been searching for, from Layton Utah named Peggy Follett or that was her name then, when I remembered, shit my DOD/PSR is supposed to be here for his twice weekly visit, so best get up. So I struggled to the table, mixed up some oatmeal took a dump , showered and greeted a cold but sorta sunny day.

So in the Radio studio here at my Road House, get a call from Todd, asks if he can roll in at 17:00 hours. What the shit? I don’t care, bet he wishes that other folks he sees doing his disabled American Veteran gig, was as flexible in scheduling.

But damn it, I could have slept all day. Was up all night fixing as best as I could Internet related bullshit on my trusty Acer Computer, and needed the shut eye. There are only 4 times in my waking hours when I can completely unwind. When I’m in the air flying, on my bike riding, in my truck going wherever and when I’m horizontal sleeping, even then half awake, for you who wonder about that, its a Marine thing. The rest of my hours I’m as tense as can be, being the perfectionist I am, I demand excellence in my crew and from my crew. Anything less and they get the boot.

So any time I can uncork and unwind, I’m into it. And considering that I have done little of uncorking in the past 20 years, if any. I treasure when I can. Used to be that the hours and days from latter November to mid February used to be time to be going toewing. Guess the great white spirit, kept the idea of cold snow off my door for this year considering I wasn’t ready for it.

With that in mind and to honor others such as EasyRiders Magazine, etc, its with great honor that the Knytes-of-Anarchy is designing what will hail simply as CooTer’s Rode House near American Falls Idaho. Likewise , and there is something beyond the locals , that an old sports shop west of Burley on U.S. 30 has been chosen as the site of the Tragic Valley’s finger of CooTer’s Rode House. If ya’ll want to look into what both are all about, check out the March 2012 issue of In The Wind.

Finally plans are in the wind(no pun intended) to create a celebration of two wheels and the biker lifestyle, west of the Rockies, as good as if not maybe better than Sturgis. In a small pocket called Atomic City Idaho. 4 days of boobs, food, bands, bikes, and trucks. With some ayre mixed in.

As I close today, the fact that in more ways than I can count, the fact that we here in the AyreWolvez are essentially bikers with wings, the only difference is our rides truly fly, the rest is up for interpretation , by the onlooker. The fact that we essentially like the same thing including living life on the edge, which as they say, if your not living life on the age , your taking up too much space.

So in view of that and this applies to our TV ads as well, if I get a email or see something online, it’d better have the eye candy both beauty and machine as EasyRiders has or I just don’t get all wet enough to buy the whatever email or buy the product on TV. This Holiday season, Victoria’s Secret TV ads have excelled. There is an ad that was on line from T-Mobile , but never made it to TV, if it did, I didn’t see it, and considering the amount of TV in the winter I watch, if it was on, I saw it, if I didn’t see it it tweren’t on TV.

The rest of the holiday, in fact TV ad fare left me kinda hungry. I know the economy is bad, I know ad production budgets are tighter than a ticks ass, but if you want to draw attention and get folks to buy, some hot , but tasteful eye candy, pitching product or service does wonders.

Many are waiting for the government to ignite the damp economy. I say bullsbreath. We Confederate southerners don’t wait for the Yankee Union Government to do anything, we git-r-done ourselves. That’s the only way you improve anything. It’s like my Mom told me as a young Wolf-Pup, the only way to get on your feet, is to get off your butt. If ya’ll want to do something, do it. Within the law that is, and if your idea pushes that envelope so be it, push the envelope. Do it anyway.

But for me, if its a TV ad, or email in my inbox unless it has EasyRiders sizzle, I ain’t interested.

Oh and by the way, yes there is something under the wings to doing an EasyRiders mag , for us who fly, that will be called WyldAyre. Watch for that this coming fall.

But when it comes to come on’s EasyRiders has spoiled me.

I smell like cow dung so heading for shower, see you overnight during the midnight hours.

L8R Aviators

 

Quote of the day:
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. - Sir Winston Churchill

Luke 2:11-14“Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.” Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

When the young bastards go to bed

 

I may just want to much, or have the fantasy that online speed should be like that of say Star Trek, where things instantly pop up and work. Maybe a mere 50 mgz of speed is not enough , and even though I’m paying for 50 mgz of speed from Cable One here , I dang sure ain’t gettin it.

What I may desire and surely will not see in my lifetime is Internet speed of 1000 mps.

I also have noticed that when the young bastards go to bed and folks go off to dream land, is when I get at least something close to the speed, and bandwidth that I’m paying for and desire that can sustain my online media continuity and quality.

Of course it couldst be that its slow Idaho, and bouncing signal off of mountain tops here could be part of the turtle like online velocity, I get. But can’t we get at least half way there here? Just once I’d like to get all of what I’m paying for in a online access network.

Hell, I can remember though, in Pocatello, when I lived just a spit shy of Idaho State University there. I accessed this one wifi connection , that must have had at least 80 mps, cause the damn thing loaded like , right now, never skipped a beat, and had both speed and bandwidth that made my albeit limited then, radio show transmission over online , work.

Thing is; if it can be done there, why not here? Likewise why can’t at least Century Link or Cable-One, roll something out , that does what they advertise?

All I know is this, if you want to do something online, do it overnight cause it works best, When the young bastards go to bed.

L8R Aviators\

 

Quote of the day:
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Luke 2:8-11“And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Brother Speed ain’t the only MC in Cassia County or Burley area of Idaho

 

There are times that I’d like to walk up to some people, grab em by the shirt and say are you that fracking stupid? Do you not understand that the reason you ain’t seen green from us is you give us no ink? And yet ya’ll know if ya’ll did that the dude with the badge would show up so you byte your lip, take a dip, and think, “ Ah how little they know” .

Yet , try as I might , the idiots do not either read my sent postings to them, or something but, they ought to.

The fact is; Brother Speed MC , is not the only MC in Idaho , more over the Mini Cassia area of Idaho. Long b4 there was Brother Speed here, long b4, there was a TV show and way b4, even there was a The Voice a regurgitation of what was the Southern Idaho Press. That was absorbed by Lee Communications that also owns the Slime News from Twinky Flatts, and an eon b4 there was the Weekly Reader here, in this area, SAMCRO MC was here, in the form of the Hazzard County Knytes. Way b4. And yet we are ignored. By all fairness I will say this. The Hazzard Knytes and elder cuzzin the Knytes-of-Anarchy which has escalated to being the Mountain West Region Charter of SAMCRO . Our clubs are a bit more aggressive than some. Yes we tend to rub some the wrong way at times, and although far from accurate the thought that our club is anti LDS, still we deserve some press ink too.

But all that said if the idiots at The Voice, ever wants to see our advertising dollars , they’ll start giving SAMCRO the same courtesy, of press ink, they give Brother Speed.

Again the question is, and seems to be; is it the job or duty of SAMCRO MC to hold everybody’s hand? If its big bad and happening, is it our job to make that happen? If so, why us?

So to you The Voice, look up from your damn keyboard something is shaking right in front of you, and as its been said, you snooze, you lose.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Luke 2:8-11“And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Some people like to sleep

So there I was snoozing and getting into a really erotic dream of April Scott(Daisy Duke , Dukes-of-Hazzard Beginnings) , when I get interrupted by a call from what I gathered from background noise was a few college frat boys , looking to wake this sleeping kaynyne. The call came from the 214 area code which is southern California somewhere. Apparently the youths were looking for a funding partner for some energy research project. Hey I’m all for energy, and AyreWolf Aviation is into that , but at 07:30 hours, this old Wolf needs what sleep we can get.

There are better ways and times to pitch an idea, not at 07:30 hours, that’s 7:30 AM for you none military folks out there.

I’ll look at the prospectus and see for real what these kids have in mind and pass it along.

Okay then.

It’s nearing the end of a long dreadful and painful year , and while I’d like to say that next year might be better, and it might, I hope its not a repeat of 2011. The question I have is this; Do I have to hold everyone’s hand? Jimminee Friskies, I’m only one WolfMan. I’m getting old and I have my own wolf-pack to tend to.

That said, the 2012 search for both Miss Hazzard County and Miss AyreWolf is on. This year there is an increase in one of the postings. Miss AyreWolf, will get a whopping $300k modeling contract, with a matching grant by a very well know aircraft manufacturer, with us at AyreWolf Aviation, (that’s $150k a piece) . We are going national in both a major redoux of our fave TV show with the Lady as its main star.

Should ya’ll be interested, ring my bell , at 208-212-9653 but please call after NOON Mountain Standard Time. More on the honey talent searches after the new year, and oh yes, transplanting back into Utah. More on that after the holidays.

L8R Aviators

Quote of the day:
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. - Frank Leahy

Mark Zuckerburg of FaceBook , needs to take a page out of Googles book

I hope I can make it through this entry as my arthritis is really painful tonight.

I saw this diddy on CNBC about the rise to power of FaceBook and creator Mark Zuckerburg.

The all think they know all of FaceBook is still a big maybe since much of FaceBook is still although walking , is still very much an infant.

Try to set something up on FaceBook as far as a page, unless your a youngster in some geeky college kid , forget it. While over at Google, building a Blogger page is just a few clicks, that even a sheep herder on the desert in an old wagon, can complete.

So was I successful on FaceBook setting up a page for the Knytes-of-Anarchy? Yes. However I don’t know if I was able to get the word out from all my contacts from Gmail etc, to visit the site on FaceBook. Which is good and bad. First the layers of security from Google is good since it keeps out the riff raff out, yet sharing 411 from or with your Gmail contacts is a real trial and error. Mostly error.

If FaceBook is so damn smart, why can’t they go simple like Google’s, Blogger? For that matter, why can’t Google get along nice with its competitor FaceBook and allow easier sharing of information? Not everything, but at least contacts so you can share info with those contacts.

Its been said that simplicity is best. Like electricity , people surfing the web gravitate to the path with low resistance.

While identity theft and Internet security is important , if its YOU, and YOU own that email address, why can’t you do with it as you wish, without violating the inside security of your contacts? It should be your choice.

I’ll do more on this Thursday, but my fingers are cramping so I need to close for now.

As I do so, hey FaceBook take a page out of Google, on simplicity.

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the day:
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter De Vries

Luke 2:6-7“While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Same Shit Different Day crash and burn

Seems every day, I open my email inbox and find way too many newsletters, and headline news notices, that are quite frankly , the same shit, just a different day. Likewise , myself, I go on the ayre barking about everything that I see and yet it feels like its the same shit, just a different day.

By now most of ya’ll know of the ramp up of HazzardAyre Radio becoming more than a syndicated show, or a LPFM here near where I live. The fact that pending FCC approval Confederate Star Media and HazzardAyre has for all intents bought former KBAR AM1230 out of Rupert Idaho and bringing it in town to Burley/Heyburn, to be the AM radio side of HazzardAyre/Dixie Diesel Radio.

Ya’ll know that SAMCRO is one of our parent organizations and that the United American Independent Truckers Association is the other. Ya’ll know that the Knytes-of-Anarchy, has become the regional charter of both SAMCRO and the UAITA. Ya’ll also know that the Hazzard County Knytes has become the Idaho Charter of those groups. In total, membership is at the 25k level with 5k of that here in both the Knytes-of-Anarchy and the Hazzard County Knytes.

Ya’ll know since the founding of the UAITA as the TeenAge Truckers Association in 1974 , I have been its mouthpiece and reporter , as well as escalating to being Executive President to be demoted twice to Executive Operations Director, to being charter President.

These are things most of ya’ll already know, so it really does not need to be rehashed.

Ya’ll know that since my Mom passed away in 1983, I have been trying to reignite a fire under my tow service , as well the shop. With restricted access to family money, and all, to that family money getting locked up under a ongoing law suit, that brought down Flying J that is now part of  the Pilot Travel Plazas family. The Transport Bank, of Ogden Utah, is still fighting that, and yes, hopefully b4 I reach the pearly gates, that suit will bare fruit, of near $850 , million. Of that the family gets $150k a year in interest payments, and of that I see $50k of that split twice a year, by the main bean counter in Utah, Cuzzin Bud. Who is at the 95 yard stick of the highway of life, and that another person has been put in charge, but will take a few months to get up to speed. Thankfully its not a family member. An independent outfit in Blackfoot, Idaho has been in the drivers seat. Until then I struggle to hold it together in difficult economic times, and yet keeping my own firm, and my 10 employees happy, paid , and productive. Yet still trying to do the clubs bidding and business.

I try to report everything that I can, as it happens, but its just going over the same things every time, and quite frankly I have reached a critical point in my life where I’m crashing and burning out. Simply put , I’m getting older and all and , hell I haven’t had a just a day for me or a vacation for me, that wasn’t club or company work related in over 25 years. Heck its been nearly that long, since I took time off, long enuff to just go out, relax and get greasy with a lady or even a friendly meal with a lady. The other day this gal at one of the Mini Cassia(Idaho) eateries, came up and gave me a albeit brief shoulder rub. My nerves tensed up, then relaxed and my britches got wet just from a simple touch.

So here’s some news, that is sorta news. To revive my sunlights in both my duty for the club, and to some degree company(my company- Hazzard County Choppers{HCC} and CooTer’s Toewing) I’m in search of both housing in Twin Falls, and operations hq . As well as HQ in either Gooding or Wendell for the company. Resuming work that will intensify on the Buhl radio station, and so on. The vision I saw in the mini Cassia area of Idaho was just a mirage. Sure a year ago there was snow all over the place here, there was a need, but this year its been more miss than hit of snow and tows. Added to that no fresh talent for the radio stations, no talent for visual productions, nor at least credible direction for same, so why suffer? The shyster who conned me into coming here, the shyster with the shop that does not do leases, instead ups the rent rate two months after your in a shop place, and so on. Not for me. My DOD/PSR agreed with me that relocation is on the table and right now there is very little that would prevent me from doing like so many of the Mini Cassia area from bugging out and moving where the numbers are there to sustain, operations. So why suffer?

If I don’t do something soon, I’m going to crash & burn and I’d rather not do that. There is so much to do here. With the southern Confederate movement, and all that is on the boards with that. The promise of what can be with HCC and all. Yes its going to take time, but I’m tired of food banks, that are preferenced for the local Hispanic community rather than folks like me just needing to get a boost. City Hall’s that wont budge on giving someone some breathing room to work things out on utilities, shysters who take advantage. Naw, I need to be back on Hazzard County turff, and that’s where I’m headed.

That all said, I’m taking the next two weeks off starting today, to restore and replenish myself during the holidays. See ya’ll after the 5th of January 2012.

Unless there is a major development , I’m in front of the TV , not in front of this computer or on the ayre.

Until then, have a high flying Christmas. 

Quote of the day:
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

Luke 2:6-7“While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Hey ya’ll said ya’ll wanted it, despite my objections

Some of ya’ll might have noticed that we have been including , Naked News in Breef on our web site. While getting the daily news with some spice added is groovy, while its kool and all, some of those gals in bikini’s on there really need to go on a serious diet. They have way too big of a butt, and short chubby legs to be in a bikini, on Internet TV , but some of you SAMCRO members wanted it, so I put it on there so I did, despite my objections. I think , and I could be wrong, that we could produce just as good if not better than that in more all gender pleasing threads. Like having a mix between guys and gals on there. Put the guys in Cowboy cut jeans, and western style shirt, a gal in short-shorts, with heels in a halter top. Deliver the news, and that might be groovy for both guys and gals to watch. Oh and yes, report the news with our Confederate slant on the days events.

All I know is that if I were NakedNews, I’d do a clean up of the stable, and do a massive recasting. No I’m not skinny , but then I’m not in a bikini or on Internet TV.

Saw a thing on MotorWeek, this past Sunday, that did a segment on the power of women in the car buying arena. It was surprising to learn that women, are not the passives in this market. More over the major decision makers. Also automotive services like towing and repair. If your in the automotive business, marketing to women might not be such a bad idea.

How we at CooTer’s are looking to doing that next entry.

As I close, this afternoon. Why is it that just about everyone, if not everyone, is on vacation for the holidays? Sure I’m all for being with the family during the holidays etc, but what about commerce? How about being there to generate some cash to pay for that load of stuff you bought to put under the tree? Speaking of gifts under the tree, have you thought of the veterans in your community or neighborhood? The single all alone soldiers, sailor, aviators, that are truly alone. How about doing something good for them. Even a small gift and a card, or a gift certificate, and a card, that says thank you for your sacrifice. Especially your fellow Confederate Marine or soldier. Even the modest of a gift, or even a plate of food, saying thank you for your service.

With the Iraq war not done, so sezz Obamabeenlyin , many of those returning are going to be unemployed and needing work. Coupled with a time of near 11% unemployment in this nation, and the strain will break this nation. It’s time to be lookin to the Confederates for relief. If ya’ll want to know what that’s all about, go to www.dixiebroadcasting.com click on the listen now link, and then click on the mic in the middle of the page. What ya’ll hear will inspire ya’ll. If nothing else will make ya’ll think.

Until l8r

Quote of the day:
Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say. - Samuel Johnson

Luke 1:76-78“And you, my child, will be called a prophet of the Most High; for you will go on before the Lord to prepare the way for him, to give his people the knowledge of salvation through the forgiveness of their sins, because of the tender mercy of our God, by which the rising sun will come to us from heaven” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.