This cough is going to do me in, well maybe not but its sure is shytty.

So have been coughing up flem for the last 4 damn days. Who ever gave me this I’d like to keel haul em. Jiminey Crickets this is rough.

So because I can’t talk been running old versions of my shows. Funny the same issues remain. Uncle Sam wants to take away our weapons, after all don’t want no civil militia to get started. Then I hear from dropping in on one of my other fav radio stations in Boise(670-KBOI) that Bret Musburger said something about Miss Alabama, which to me is scared ground, hey they don’t call Montgomery Alabama, Montgomery Alabama for nothing, them there are some of my roots and ancestors. Any mile, apparently Bret said something about this QB’s finer half who is Miss Alabama being smoking hot. I looked her up, she ain’t. I have one we’re growing here at HazzardAyre that makes Miss Alabama look like one of the guest stars on Shake-it-up on Disney Channel.

Any way, some women’s right groups and those politically correct types blew a big whoogie about the whole thing, and so ESPN had to do a bunch of damage control. Come on now. Has it gotten that bad that one can’t say a gal is beautiful, good looking or even smoking hot without a bunch of women who wish they were good looking blowing a rear end seal?

In my opinion, women are after all women. If they dress to be looked at, they should not growl if some guy notices. Like my dad used to say, if ya’ll ain’t got it for sale, don’t ADVERTISE !!

So went to Freddy’s , no Mentholatum, but did find that organic Root beer my lady in Jerome got me hooked on. Smooth a 50 year old shine. As long as I keep the throat moist I’m , fine, but still it’s a real bitch, when the cough rounds start. Had to pull over twenty times coming home from Freddy’s just to stop coughing.

So then decided to give Wal-Mart one more check for Mentholatum, sure enough just as I approached there were 4 measly jars of the goo, on the shelf, one I had to really growl to get. $6.00 later, a can of SKOAL> and I’m home.

Big C wants me to go to Burley to get LexiBelle ready to transport. As it is, I have two choices no cell , keep LexiBelle in Burley. Pay cell bill, bring LexiBelle over here to sit in the open. Bottom line, ya’ll need to get in touch, do it by landline until the first of February.

People question this line of operation, thinking if the club, pays wages so high why is money so tight? Simple, The last two attempts to bring HazzardAyre Radio to a fever past what it is now, it cost the club a whopping $4,million in both image and reputation control, not to mention land resales and equipment returns. The bottom line is, until I put the right talent behind the mic to bill an airable hour, no income at least to the club, so who pays these bills? Me. Which is why I drive a truck that’s got 300,000 miles on it, and is 20 years old. That’s another reason, I walk on rice patties here to make sure everything goes smoothly. But the time has come for HazzardAyre to go premium, the public needs something to grab on to, and believe in. The children need to have role models that are wholesome, and our radio and TV need to have that guy in the sky, God back in their vocabulary. Someone that will speak the biblical teachings without his hand out at the end of the show.

And mostly somebody who says that for over 150 years we have done things Abe Lincoln’s way, no we need to apply some of those lessons and teachings of Jefferson Davis. The south does not need to rise again, its always been there. Its just now is the time for our southern heritage to be heard, be seen, and be taught. Not just in the southern Confederate States , but in all states of this union.

That’s why there is HazzardAyre, and why HazzardAyre is so damn important. And why even if I do need to do it myself , I’ll do it. What else would you expect from a true confederate soldier as well as a southern Christian?

As soon as I get her permission, I’ll introduce our Miss AyreWolf in my next few entries.

Get to see our Nurse GoodBody, next week.

In closing it’s the ones that stick with you in the beginning that’s worth making an employee in the future. They are friends, and getting away from the he and she shyt, friends are precious no matter their gender.

Despite that , I will say there’s a hottie down here a Kixx 66 that I wouldn’t mind doing a waltz with a few times.

Keep it tween the ditches,

 

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An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
--Elbert Green Hubbard

Amos 5:14-15“Seek good, not evil, that you may live. Then the LORD God Almighty will be with you, just as you say he is. Hate evil, love good; maintain justice in the courts. Perhaps the LORD God Almighty will have mercy on the remnant of Joseph.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Coughs colds and being as tyred as Boss Hogg at a Hazzard County track meet

If you have been wondering where your energetic old Wolf here has been the last few nights on the air, I’ll tell you. This old body said flat no.

I tried to get up and do a show last night but got as tuckered as Sheriff Crabtree trying to dig a hole to find the Confederate cash box under the Boars Nest, about half through. So through the ancient miracle of cassette tape and part automation I flipped everything over, took some cold meds and cashed out.

Okay a few asked me about the visit from the honey from Filer, that I seem to be excited about. Shy of two others that I have worked with prior, they being in Order Robin Whittaker of Rupert, now spokesmodel for Freightliner a division of Damzler Benz , and our Nurse GoodBody, who is my angel of mercy on many fronts and our go to gal, this sweet star from Filer, if my instincts are good, could be another one of those super talents, that I bump into once in awhile.

And to answer the burning question, no , nose or lips on toes in hose, although I nearly mentioned it but thought too much too soon, so didn’t, although in those black heels she wore I did think of it. I’m waiting for her to make that move, like coming over and without a prompt, just pull off her heels and putting those toes in hose against my nose.

Course in my condition that might do some good, might stop the coughing any way.

Okay, didn’t Wal-Mart predict this? I went to both Wal-Mart’ the one in Jerome , Twin Falls and even Burley, no humidifiers anywheres. Then to top it off still no Mentholatum. So been taking baths in really hot water to loosen up the flem, and get rid of the mucus drain.

Back on the nylon thing for just a minute.

I have a pair in my tool box and a pair in my emergency kits on both trucks. No this is not to do something kinky or hinky , but if your serpentine or v-belt around your alternator, water pump etc goes out in the middle of BFI(Bum-Fracked-Idaho) you can tie those hose together and stretch em over the pulleys tight enough to get back to civilization to render a more permanent repair.

If the air filter goes out, a electric tie and hose from toe up to the right length over the inlet snorkel will give you some filtration until you get back home. Plus old hose works great for spray gun filters yep. Pour the paint after you mix it in the paint cup through the hose, gets all the grits out. And last nylons work great for polishing chrome. Nylons have just the right mix of abrasiveness to remove the dried bugs and pitting chrome without stripping the metal beyond repair.

Any way just wanted to get ya’ll updated, going over to the Depot, grab some grub and such then I’m at the Wolf’s Den

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.
--Thomas Alva Edison

Amos 5:14-15“Seek good, not evil, that you may live. Then the LORD God Almighty will be with you, just as you say he is. Hate evil, love good; maintain justice in the courts. Perhaps the LORD God Almighty will have mercy on the remnant of Joseph.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Even when you give em the boot they keep coming back, don’t go away mad, Just please go away!!

There are some people that have huge brass balls. Dig this, and I have to tell you this because it reflects on what I have always said. Many first kick the tyres , but when it comes to truly getting it on, they bail.

So that gal from out by the migrant camp, that I thought was sooo into me, but truly was just a big tease, calls A1, not just once but at least 4 dozen times. The same one that proposed to me that she’d like me to off her XOM, has a friend , a male of course call me wanting still one of our proposed jobs.

Really?

So we look at this. Here’s people that thought we as a group were so full of crap our diapers stunk, that they did not want to be part of the reformation process, of HazzardAyre, they pitch a bitch to associates of mine, not hearing the words A1 has nothing to do with HazzardAyre or the Knytes-of-Anarchy except that Big C, signs my government checks, and to leave them alone.

So I get this phone call? Give it a break. Even if I could hire these people, I wouldn’t one of her friends not to mention her. The leave me alone sign is lit on both sides.

But it’s like many of our dealings with the feminine gender.

Seems as if most male corpuscles get it, but few women do. It’s also like some term or phrases we do on and off air.

Such things as the words Hooker and Cat. In our trucker cb world, Hooker means tow truck, a person who runs one out on the big road or Interstate is a Highway Hooker, which I ran as my company when I started and remains us in both southeastern Idaho and up near Boise in Emmett, as Highway Hooker Toewing. But when I first was hammering out Highway Hooker as a blog, some not knowing bigots in CokeVille Wyoming, thought we were running a brothel or starting one. Now by all fairness we did lean in the carnal images, but come on, that wasn’t it. For months I tried as hard as I could to change those 500 minds of the 504, 4 being the only ones in Cokeville not LDS. Then there is the word CAT. In truckers cb slang means a place to get a Caterpillar truck diesel engine repaired. Not a brothel. The melding of those words gets mixed up, somehow, but only by those that aren’t grinding gears, on 18 wheels . Of course that’s part of what we’re here for, here on HazzardAyre. But I’m getting off course here.

The fact that someone that you tell adios, wont take no for an answer, is why it’d be nice to have someone else besides me to bark.

Hammered out, I’m going offline, I am 10-10 on the side.

Next entry,

CB, will it come back?

 

Quote of the Day:
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
--George Moore

Ephesians 5:1-2“Follow God’s example, therefore, as dearly loved children and walk in the way of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Tonight’s WTF Report

I was doing some in-depth research on the idea of doing a photo op, to promote the AyreWolvez’ version of HazzardAyre Radio called WyldAyre, the name simply came about as a joke from a club member saying something to the degree of might as well have a wild hair. So re-engineering the name came in as WyldAyre, those of both in combat as well as military test aviators who take aircraft to the envelope. And are a bit on the edge to begin with, as many of us are simply described as bikers with wings. But that’s getting off the subject here.

The research took me to a place on a Google search. The search parameters being, do blonde women really have blonde pubic hair.

We all say that the only place to check for a gal being a true blonde is her crotch hair, that is she hasn’t shaved or just left nothing more than a nice landing strip.

Again here was a question that few have ever really investigated. Do blonde women have blonde pubic hair?

Why would I care? The idea of the photo op was top snap an up close shot, of a gal pulling one lonely blonde pub, from her area wild hair, WyldAyre.

Hasn’t anyone really looked or photographed this area of the human female anatomy to find out? You’d think some dork into porn would have got a close up or two. But no. Like many things , it’ll be us here at Confederate Star doing the FBI (Female, Body, Inspector) research here.

Speaking of always us.

There’s such a long list of firsts, that the Knytes-of-Anarchy as a club have done and on and in media many things that Confederate Star Media has done, that it boggles the mind. Not patting ourselves on the back and not to sound superior to others, but why does it always need to be us? Are we as Knytes, the only ones that gave the finger to religious restraints and prejudices and said here’s something that needs to be done.

Not too long ago in fact only a week or so ago, to be exact, somebody struck up the idea of a gym or workout place for teens to be when not in school. Or after school, or weekends etc. A youth center has been brought up many times. But consider this, and while it wasn’t an all teen idea, what about or junior spin off, the TeenAge Truckers Association. The only 4-H program in the nation devoted to farm truck safety. We still operate that as mentors and teachers. Going into something a bit more pop. Our preteens, tweens and teens watch shows like Shake It Up on the Disney Channel. Yet when we posted the idea on line for youth to join us at a dance center in Burley, to do up a production we were calling , Shake-it-Up Idaho, nobody even flinched. No one showed up.

Haven’t heard what happened to the Magic Valley Teen Centers New Years bash that they told me at the last moment they didn’t need the Knytes for security. Don’t know how well that did, but did we have to throw a none alky New Years gig, like a sock hop? Would that have worked better? Can’t say, but does it always have to be us? For you, be thankful and allow us to do our thing, its for your own better good, that the Knytes-of-Anarchy and The AyreWolvez Aviation Association, prowl in the shadows doing those things that nobody else will.

It goes to what I say all the time Aren’t ya’ll glad there is HazzardAyre.

Now to answer the question; do blonde women truly have blonde pubic hair? More research needed.

L8R

 

Quote of the Day:
The enraged colonists were mad.
--CJ's US History Work

Ephesians 5:1-2“Follow God’s example, therefore, as dearly loved children and walk in the way of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

about as straight forward as I can get

Don’t get no plainer than that, see ya’ll

on air tonight if I can.

Quote of the Day:
A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword.
--Robert Burton

Ephesians 5:1-2“Follow God’s example, therefore, as dearly loved children and walk in the way of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Just about there, for HazzardAyre

So after multiple doses of Alka Seltzer cold medicine and coughing up green goo that only the oddest of an odd person would like I got out of bed, dressed and out the door. Headed to the office/studio only to find a note from the real estate gal wasn’t available.

So rescheduled came home and decided to just ROS(Remain on station) and only go out if I need to. Need to shed this cold/flu thing.

Talked to that Cesar last night in a fb chat box, his people want to see more of our gear before they will play ball. Fact is without a suitable place to put the gear here, for people to see it, would mean a road trip to Pocatello, and even more expense. My feelings take it or leave it, no skin off my ass.

I’m still twitterpated about the gal from Filer, who stopped by even after the great battle last Thursday. However experience has taught me that having a gal or new employee being everything I want and having all of the knowledge I require , can be a recipe for disaster, in other words a fuzz trap, either an ABC agency or local. So one has to be very careful. Of course days like today is just the reason, I need someone who can come into the house here and do anything verbal that needs to be done, since I can’t even speak. Let alone carry on a good conversation on air.

While I can navigate, on the way home from the Depot Grill, had to stop 4 times to get through a coughing spell, so I could pilot my little truck home. Glad I’m not on call tonight.

Now before ya’ll go thinking that the definition of me being Twitterpaited over the new talent from Filer, or anyone is one of a he and she thing, I got news for you. It ain’t, in fact I’d almost welcome just and I stress JUST about anyone trained enuff to enter the studio and do a 12 hour shift would be stupendious, but sadly there isn’t. So on goes the network, and I sit in the orbit around the console, only getting in, where and when I need to.

My I could go for chicken soup right now.

Supplies for things like Mentholatum, is at an all time. Went to four big box stores no Mentholatum to be had. Will go out later looking.

Will be off air mod week next as we box up the bedroom gear and move to mate it with the gear in the studio.

More L8R need to go rest.

L8R Ya’ll

   

Quote of the Day:
A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword.
--Robert Burton

Ephesians 5:1-2“Follow God’s example, therefore, as dearly loved children and walk in the way of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

So,e More of HazzardAyre’s W-T-F

So again the question I get asked a lot, More so these days is, how can you pay those wages if you only getting SSA?

Simple, answer the wages of anything we do in the club, is from a collective chest of sorts. In other words we pay from what’s in the clubs treasury, NOT MINE or MY POCKET. Number two question I get asked is why do it? , What I have enough money, a nice house and most of what I need. If I didn’t bust my ass for the club, when not towing or flying what the hell would I do? Sit and watch Wretched TV all day?

I have to have something to do. The club gives me those things, to do, and for every dollar I make the club, I keep a quarter of that dollar.

Face it as good as it is SSA is only worth just under $800.00 a month. By the time Charlie takes out expenses and rent, I have just a tad higher than $125.00 a month.. I couldn’t live long doing that, at least not as good as I do.

So I gotta keep busting hump every day, for the club and that means setting the bit of HazzardAyre into the Stallions mouth. Making our radio gig even bigger, and more thought provoking.

Now to answer the burning question, yes my cell phone is down for the weekend, only because I’m too sick from the flu, and to tyred from the flu to go pay the damn thing, but it’ll be up here in a couple of days. In the meanwhile, 736-9653 gets me.

Setting pen to paper on the new facility, over yonder behind the jawspital Monday. Wish Amber and or one of the club members could be there for that.

Until L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
True friends stay friends.
--Al

1 Peter 1:13“[Be Holy] Therefore, with minds that are alert and fully sober, set your hope on the grace to be brought to you when Jesus Christ is revealed at his coming.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.