How the Wolf entered Hazzard County

The Wolf entered Hazzard County in 1997, back then I was doing duty at Deseret Transportation. Cuzzin Bud had arranged a gig servicing trucks at their facility in Salt Lake City, one morning, as I was carrying my large mug of coffee and enjoying my SKOAL in a LDS Church facility, the Forman there Rocky said I really was the Wolf in amongst the sheep. Never paid that no mind, but thought that doing the radio gig as Cooter as I had, had gotten old. So whilest coming up with a new on air handle went over many and arrived on the handle of Rode(Road) Wolf. The High octane canine of the Interstate, and so on. In 1999 I got recalled into the Marines, doing some OSI duty, flying. One of my Co’s had again called me the wolf in amongst the Sheep, which seemed proper since I was serving with the infamous VMA214 BlackSheep Squadron. Based these days out of Yuma AZ. Any mile since I was then flying SAR Helo’s and all the thought of doing my AFRN gig as Airwolf was keen. However there was a slight copyright quirk and as such a slight tweak on the spelling and AyreWolf was born and became me. When I got states side in 2004 just before The Montgomery Foundation got sequestered into court with Flying J in the reformation into Pilot Flying J, with just over $300,k in the cash stash, what had been known as Eagle Star Flying Service my Dad and brother’ farm aviation company was reborn, as AyreWolf Aviation, and remains that way today, ran by my third cousin, Randy. I still own the outfit, but Randy is the day to day person. But that’s how Cooter at least me came to be AyreWolf, leaving the Cooter thing to Ben Jones aka Crazy Cooter from DOH.

Now back to HazzardAyre Radio.

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HazzardAyre Pre-Flyte

So met with my new second seat earlier, yes she came by, picked up a couple of tapes to get some knowledge of how I do a show.

Found she was in Sun Valley, must have been out of Cell phone range. Its not just her. I get put off so many times, gals come over, do an impromptu interview, say they’ll be back but then never return, even to the degree of a basic courtesy call saying I ain’t interested. Then I’m not holding up my entire day waiting on a no show.

Granted it is surroundings, yes I’d love to have the same thing as we have in Buhl and Burley for the same prices or rent rates, but space here must be gold since much of it is priced near their weight in gold. But when someone that says yes, don’t I get jittery. And its far more than just vanity or having a second seat in here. In 4 months white, stuff aka snow and ice hits pavement. When it does, its all hands on deck, what am I to do when I need to respond to a toew call? Turn off the station or HazzardAyre? I need someone that can crawl into the mic, and go solo. That only comes with training, on air practice and more practice. What few don’t or fail to comprehend is I do this radio gig as part hobby, and the other part in service and duty to the club, I feed myself wrenching and toewing. The interns etc get paid, I don’t. So with all the disappointment of no show gals, promises never kept, and all too many thinking this big bad wolf is going to make a snack or worse out of them, is it any wonder that I get jittery and nervous when I call and no call back. Lets face it $30.00 an hour jobs are not that plentiful in Twin Falls, when I howl, I want answers. Not being little lord Fauntleroy, or anything here or acting as a spoiled brat, but this right now has my neck sticking out so far right now, even the smallest hiccup, is going to get my head cut off. So yes I question everyone and everything. I used to measure the moxy factor, in the toe kiss thing. That being somebody coming in and without question after understanding the origins which ya’ll do, comes in in hose, whips off the heels and puts em in my face spontaneously. I don’t do that any more, I get to know someone a bit before that. If it happens at all. Ricky said it scares the crap out of most gals. Okay. So be it. Thing is you know damn well if some gal comes in and feels comfortable enough with me to pull off shoes and all to do the toew smooch, then she’s got the moxy or right stuff to do most anything else, likewise someone that’s going to stick.

The bit is age old now, but it still in the right mode of assembly or construction of the ads for our toew trucker radio show and all still gets attention. I really wish it was me that invented the concept, that the two words TOW meaning a tow truck> and the word TOE means > that together makes the word TOEW, more over, TR FOOTNOTES that was originally Phootenotes , the list goes on, or like the word Hooker to most mean a hot honey on the pavement> but to Over The Road Truckers, the CB radio definition of the word Hooker is simply > So hence our show for those that TOEW is Highway Hooker Radio, kinda like the pop band who sings the title theme to the Big Band Theory, is the Bare Naked Ladies, which A, are not Ladies, B are not bare naked, but in their origins made you go look at the web and download their music. You wanted to see a bare naked blonde , playing a fiddle, be honest you did.

Any way getting close to countdown in this edition of HazzardAyre Radio, Overnight. So in closing, just want to tell our Nisha and all its not just you honey it’s the actions of many that cause, the insecurity and paranoia when I can’t get in touch with my crew members. Now if I could just get Correy on board I’d have a great crew to launch the gig, but as it sits got two, Nisha and Rhonda. Two shifts covered, nearly enough for not only all the time here, but the fair. More on that next entry, now kick in your starter, get rid of the farter, its ignition time, HazzardAyre is on the air.

L8R Ya’ll

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Scammers and Spammers beware, the Wolvez and the Knytes are on the Prowl

Some folks and there are many, who think that HazzardAyre and all parts connected to thereof are scams. No we ain’t, there is too much paper to back us up, and a tax number that says otherwise. Plus longevity, heck HazzardAyre has been in operation since 1976. With that said, I’ve been getting a ton of offers with scam attached.

The latest came from an outfit called American Advertising Agency. Where they claim, they’ll send me mucho money to lease space on my trucks for body wraps. In essence put big decals on my rigs to advertise a health drink. So did some digging, found that American Ad Agency is a complete fraud. The lure of course is getting you to deposit some money, then wire the rest to some Nigerian bank account.

I ran into another such thing on the heels of going off air in Gooding a few years back. I had advertised for a live in room mate, preferably a female. Not that it mattered much , but thought that two guys living in the same place might look like two queers, and a town as small as Gooding is once that kind of rumor gets started its difficult to divert that. Any mile some perp says his daughter was interested. Good I said wire rent money up front. He did except the funds came from a hijacked account out of Texas. The guy is now doing time for money laundering and fraud. Busted by the Knytes, Honor Guard.

With times being so tough for many, and that Black Bastard in the White House screwing everybody in ways that its not fun, there a a half dozen fraudsters out there going after people who really don’t have anything. In fact less than most.

The way they do this is from name harvesting. Going over email, phone book listings, social site, and other sources, that tell of you and YOUR info. You then get an email saying you won a prize or an employment scam.

HazzardAyre although thankfully is not listed in these, and considering first that HazzardAyre is all too real, with even a Wikipedia page devoted to us is by no means a scam. People get hired, prove themselves out and go on to making good money, the real deal is people who work for the club on HazzardAyre, as well as Confederate Steele Media, work hard , long hours. From producing, writing features, researching, promotion, organizing events, recruiting other talent, shooting video, editing programs, the list goes on. But its tough.

With the scammers and spammers watch out. The Wolvez and Knytes are on the prowl, you’ll never escape.

So ya’ll watch out, friends, if you get an email saying something like your accepted for work with American Ad , or American Advertising Agency, it’s a scam and will cost you dearly, it nearly did the club.

L8R Ya’ll

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Things they prescribe but make you even worse off

Pills for diabetes in one side of the mouth, Nexium in the other.

Recently old Doc Nofziger diagnosed me with type 2 diabetes. My first reaction was, there goes my flying career. According to the FAA after a going over treatment and all, I’ll get a waiver in 6 months. So safe there. So Doc, gives me a prescription for some diet med which is supposed to reduce my insulin production. Really? First the stuff makes one dizzy, the other thing is it makes you want to puke . It’s vomit city. So cut the damn thing in half and all seems okay, however considering that I have no gall bladder a condition that many near here thought to be just over acid production only gave me Tagamet, for, and a ultrasound in Utah found I had a gravel pile in my gut. So scheduled an operation. At the time Monkey and I were living in Springville Utah. Bountiful to Springville, is about like going from American falls to Burley. So I went up. Laid out on the cot, wheeled in and gave the gas. I woke up just a bit after thinking we were still in pre prep, but three little bandages and I was done. Understand. Went in , same day, operated on, same day, and drove home after downing a Pizza Hut Pizza, which I shouldn’t have as Pizza and barium don’t mix. That little Datsun truck smelled bad, as I lost the contents of my innerds about point of the Mountain, but it was done. So understand, no gall bladder means constant influx of bile into my belly, no shut off valve, so since Medicaid is too cheap to give me the brand name I take a generic knock off. But even so the new meds and my innerds are having a fight. Okay then.

Still tending time of the two super fox interns. Wondering if they’ll really roll out, one seems eager , the other no response yet. So thinking with one if we can get her on board means we’ll have what I need in studio, the other will follow once its known that the big bad Wolf here ain’t going to make a snack out of any of our new hire Red Riding hoods.

Well George Zimmerman is out of the heat immediately, but the Justice Department now wants to comb through the case. My opinion, was deadly force needed here? Don’t know wasn’t there. The fact that the guy is a half and half, half white, half Hispanic makes this front page news. Would all these civil rights things be going on, if the situation was the other way around? Consider the condition of if George was the so called perp, and the kid a African American who shot Zimmerman? Would there be such a ruckus or would the nation just say, justice is done, lets move on? I think ya’ll know the answer to that question.

But to end this entry, there are medicines that although good to begin with is just drugging up our population, kid acts out , give him a pill, kid can’t maintain concentration, give him a pill, anything modern medicine can’t cure is met with some pill, that usually makes you more sick, than what it was supposed to treat. I know , how about a pill, to cure the effects of the other pill, oh yes there is one, its called Jack Daniels, get so damn drunk, that you don’t mind the other.

Keep it wings level,

 

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Are memories all we have left?

I knew this would happen. When Gay rights started stepping on the sensibilities of Christians , when it came down to rehashing abortion rights over common decency rights and not killing a part of God, and when God himself was ushered out of the class room, and people openly evangelizing in public getting arrested or ticketed for disturbing the peace, our nation was in deed in serious trouble.

It’s like this talent search that I’m rapidly thinking is again a waste of my time, why do something that apparently can’t be done at least here? The only question again is why waste my time, the clubs time, replying to a Craigs List ad, when you have no serious intention of really going through with it? Now here’s my take on the super hotties I interviewed both last Tuesday, and then Friday. Two super hotties like these are not running solo. Bet your butts there’;s somebody by the name of Bubba with no neck weighing 270 and muscle taking care of these two. Next , the one yesterday, is seriously either a fuzz plant, or the fuzz herself. What did they expect to see or do, find me here and me attack them somehow? My do they not read the online blogs, do they not understand I’m just a simple tow trucking shadetree mechanic that does this radio thing as a duty to the Knytes-of-Anarchy? Guess not. Do they realize the gig is based more on DOH rather than a lot of SOA? While certainly not boy scouts, and even the Boy Scouts now allow queers in, but while not Choir boys, I have yet to see one member of the Knytes in any charter of 50,000 members in all 50 states, do anything to a gal, that was not by mutual consent and invitation by the gal.

The days, I suppose of someone coming to ones home to do work rather than polluting the dang atmosphere, and costs of go fuel savings, by going to a home, doing a job, or training through a job for a long term career are done for. The days in my vivid memory, of any member of the Knytes, posting an ad say at the Snake River Grill, down in Hazzard(Hagerman) then the Polish Palace that the club had a gig, for the shop and or the club, needing female honeys, some 30 or better would show up, many just for the fun of it not caring about getting paid. Several got into major paying modeling jobs and careers in acting and drama, because they were seen doing one of our gigs, and this is in the late 1970’s early 1980’s.

For that matter it was nothing for the young filly's to show up at the Big House, as it was called, to do radio. That Big house, had at least for the time a state of the art sound room, full power radio station. But out in BFE, or as Bro used to call it, BFI(Bum-Fucked-Idaho) between those two fish hatcheries, was where if anything hinkey could happen that’d been the place. But never did, none of the Knytes were brought up that way. Yet today , gals read the ads, they call, I loose sleep they interview, never come by and flag the ads. Bullshit. If they aren’t interested , don’t bother me or any member of the Knytes.

The funny thing is the Knytes have as members, three cops. One a currently sitting Sheriff, a Captain for Jerome city, and the former chief of Police for Hazzard . The owner of Ziggy’ in Bliss is a founding member, one is an FBI agent, with such as members am I going to be tickling the bushes of these not so fresh flowers? And yet these all too good for us, seatcovers want to no, even that would be better than ignoring phone calls, or not calling to say simply, I ain’t interested. Then I go away, and so do they. Although waiting here all day Friday when I could have been over to Charlie’s working to interview someone. At the end of the interview just say this ain’t for me and be done. Same thing Tuesday, I hang around the Lair , when I could have been doing duty at A1. Come on gals, get your shit together.

When a famous southern Chef get’s called on the carpet and 80% of her sponsors, and her TV gig go sour for an act that must have seemed unimportant at the time saying the N, word. When our population starts nit picking like that, then our nation is in deed needing our Lord and Savior. His hand is simply the CSA,(Confederate-States-of-America) and the western extension of that hand is the Knytes-of-Anarchy.

Like the reruns of both the Dukes, HeeHaw, and so on all we have left? Glad I have diabetes and anything else that’ll kill me as I don’t want to live to see what’s coming if these memories are all we have left?

God Bless Dixie,

L8R Ya’ll

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Always remember this is Podunk Idaho

Finally one damn day I got to sleep all day Saturday, and now Squirrel tailed and hyped to go on air.

Of course I waited until early morning 07:00 for Little Angel to show up to do an air shift, guess what?

As usual nobody shows. I am sure it has to do with where the studio is at that gives many of these younger hot filly’ the goose bumps. The thing is without a full crew and such to validate the idea of getting an outside office/studio space here in Twin Falls . When minimum office space in Twin Falls is $500.00 easy, and Buhl is half that where would you plant the seed? More over, if I have to as always do this thing myself , why the hell not do it here in my house, save money and apply that money to stranger things like wages for on air people who do not have the brains of maggots to even show up and intern. This is exactly why the club, put the 30 day prospect/probation period on the position. If they show up, train , after a month, pay check. No show up, no work, no paycheck. That simple.

Bro used to say and for a kid, he knew more than his chronological age would fool you. Bro had wisdom, not religious wisdom, while Bro believed in God, he always said organized religion is fake and just a money grab. He used to say about the dead end of western Idaho or as he called it the Tragic Valley, You can lead these fools to the water, you can maybe get it to drink, but if you hold its head in the trough all its going to do is drown. In other words, you can pitch the on air gig, you can interview, but if they don’t show up, don’t worry about it, others will. Of course when I moved to Boise in 85 and was knocking down 30 toew calls and getting $1,000.00 before lunch, and for once having accounts receivable instead of accounts payable all the time, it was a relief. Don’t know about now and for many reasons I’d never move that way again, mostly cause Boise is too close to Mountain Home, and unless I have to by Gods order, I’ll never live in or ever near Mountain Home Idaho ever again. That’s why I will not buy tow equipment from Idaho Wrecker Supply, or InTheDitch Equipment. Why, they are in Mountain Home, and I’ll never do business with any one from or living there. One even came here, had coffee with me, once she said she is in Mountain Home, that was the end of the relationship. But I’m getting off subject here.

So Little Angel no show, ain’t been able to get ahold of Mesha all day, but who cares? She wants to also rent us space, for studio, if so, she knows how to ring the bell, no call that’s all.

As it is, and there’s two things that enter here, if they apply or reply to the ad on Craigs List, and don’t want to take it serious, why respond any way? Two, even if they get here, find its in the Wolf’s Lair and don’t really want to work here, why say they’ll call back? Just say naw this ain’t for me and be done with it? Mind games the favorite hobby of northern Yankees. In the south we call em carpetbaggers. Like I said yesterday, Say what you mean, mean what you say.

Truly the nation at least the north is loosing its mind. Glad us rebel confederates are here to pick up the pieces. Like I always say, God Bless Dixie.

More in the morning, time to tune up the band for HazzardAyre on air, at 00:00 hours.

L8R Ya’ll

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Programming change at HazzardAyre Radio

Word came down overnight, that there are plans to rework the program scheduling here on the network that carries HazzardAyre Radio.

Confederate Steele Media announced , that the new fall schedule will be like this:

From 06:00 to noon, its Dixie Radio, from DXB in Atlanta.

From 13:00(1:00PM) to 17:00(5:00PM) its AFRN , Armed Forces Radio. That will include AyreWolf Radio.

From 17:00 to 23:59(11:00PM) Its us here at HazzardAyre, trouble is I still don’t get a break by much since at 01:00 to 05:00(5:00AM) it’s the nemesis of the Interstate, Dixie-Diesel/Maximum Overdrive, back in that radio inside your truck. So yes I’ll be there too, doing 12 hours, instead of just 6 , like I was praying for , but hey its radio.

Just hope they get me a second seat / associate producer, so if I start falling asleep or need to answer a toew call during one of the shows, there’s someone to take over the radio piloting duties here.

On that, if Applebee’s is doing business until early morning I’ll kiss a frogs butt. Not saying our Little Angel from Shoshone wont show up at 07:00 , but I doubt it. All I can say is what I say to many, if you miss the ark at the start, when we are dropping the hammer and in full throttle mode in three months or so don’t come crawling to us then. Like Uncle Jessie said once, say what you mean, mean what you say, if your in be in, if not say it from the get go at the interview. I’m an old Wolf, been told so many times some show up but don’t that it don’t matter any more. What I can say is this. What we do here may not be the cup of java for a life’s career for everyone, for most its just another job. But for those that listen, work hard the paychecks and attributes are great.

on that dig this, I remember and she still is one of only two I match or makes the mark that all are judged by. The first was MY Robin, who answered an ad placed in Farm Times, a ag paper that was popular in the early 90’s based out of Rupert. It was a two line ad, that I thought was just going to be $10.00 wasted , but in it went. A week after , in came Robin. Of course she wore some baggy threads, hair not done. But I told her our dress standards and the nylons/dress or skirt etc part. What she returned in was her nylons, strap heels, hair done and had no problem in fact never even asked one question about putting her feet in my face. She did that spontaneously , during the show that she was mesmerizing. But she listened, her and I became so in sync, that I could be home even off air nights, be thinking of a comedy or news bit, and she’d call, even in the middle of the night and/or be at the station in the studio already working on the same idea, even though both of us had not said a word. It got to the point she’d finish my sentences. She could read copy so well, that I could mix in the back ground music under her voice, in perfect rhythm. What’s she doing now, producing at FoX News in Los Angeles, knocking down several million a year.

She’s my ultimate success story.

To think she came in and had only washed dishes at the WaySide in Heyburn and short order cook at Simplot’ old plant there. It took her two weeks, but she wanted it. If it was time for her to be on air, she’d be there at least a half hour or more digging up content and getting into Character.

Then it was 2009, our Miss Nurse GoodBody, Ellie May, on the hosiery thing asked one question, pantyhose or stockings? I always thought they were one in the same. She came got into the rhythm, drove from Jerome to Gooding, blinding snow, icy roads, some pea soup fog. But come midnight she was there. Her husband even packed us both lunch. Of course ya’ll know the other miraculous thing she did, but she was there. We still keep in touch , just wish we’d have coffee more.

If these new gals do that, hey I’ll be one happy toew truck driving, shadetree mechanic, radio personality. But I’m not holding my breath, as I might turn blue.

Still wondering about the Fair this year, hope we get enough of a crew for that, but hey its up to these gals now.

Any mile gotta get back into my show, but keep the program changes in mind and watch here for 411 on the Miss Dixie Diesel project coming in September.

Until L8R

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