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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Like what are you bothering me for?

So go to check clubs email, and there she is the gal from Richfield. She says she don’t want us to bother her, yet she rings our bell.

By all fairness yes I sent a few of our last entries, but if that entry concerns someone, I send it to them so there is NO MISUNDERSTANDING. The last few concerned her so I sent them.

Of course too there were those nights when she emailed me about how her guy, was not paying attention to her and all. So to be sympathetic I tried to offer my views on the situation. Some times it’s a good idea to just quietly bow out and find cover.

Okay then that done. Shop is ours now. That’s right, what used to be Twin Falls Hot Rod Shop, will soon wear the banner Cooter’s Kustmz(customs) and of course Hazzard County Choppers. Home of Dixie(Highway Hooker) Toewing.

Tonight is the season premier of SOA, on FX. Don’t know why it has to show here at 11:00PM but it does, which means I’m going to have to watch the ep, in rerun, but as of next Tuesday the rest of the eps, will be on MY TV, Cable gets connected.

As I close, need to say, to the gal up north that says she wanted the job as a writer etc for the clubs publication, there is a new device, that’s been around for nearly a 100 years. It’s called the Telephone. Today the things are attached to ears, butts, even vaginas, seems as though some lady’s put em there on vibrate. You figure that one out on your own. Add to that, a drive down from up there, give a call, meet me at the Depot Grill that everybody can find, and lets talk. After last year I never bring someone to the Wolf’s Lair, or the shop, (which is kiddy corner to the Depot) on a first meet and greet. Safety for both of us, hey ya’ll never know what those women will do to ya’ll. Still though if its one of our Pin Up girls, she needs to send a pic, oh and if that were not enough, its not like our phone is hidden, or that we can’t be found on Facebook. I don’t think she really wants a job, just likes to tease to piss off her guy.

More L8R its food and snooze to watch SOA l8r.

Keep it tween the Ditches,

Quote of the Day:
Wherever you are -- be there.
--Anonymous

Isaiah 46:4“Even to your old age and gray hairs I am he, I am he who will sustain you. I have made you and I will carry you; I will sustain you and I will rescue you.”

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Monday, September 9, 2013

The Edge of wetness

And so the day ends. The crickets are not as loud as they have been guess the critters are in staying warm as night time temps fall, heading into winter.

Got some good news today, a local body shop is willing to do the makeover on LexiBelle for only $3,000.00 not bad and much lower than I have gotten bids from elsewhere. Deal for the new shop is nearly done, and calendar girl pin up project in motion, so not too bad of a Monday as Monday didn’t start out very good. Mostly because of the hurtful words from that Raylene or whatever her name or aim was. The only scenario that I can piece together goes, that she works at a bar or something, some of her friends saw our pin up girl ad on CraigsList, she decides to play with that to begin a dialog with a strange guy to get her guy jealous which I suppose worked, he gets pissed , but they kiss and make up all ends well, at least for them. But how I got so pulled in by a complete stranger is beyond me. But at least it didn’t go any further so I guess that’s it. But what kind of person does that shit? And they say guys are cruel.

Kitchen sink still messed up but think Charles will have someone over in the morning, or at least Jenn will so I’m hitting the rack.

Going toewing is getting much closer. Also saw another used rig that at least the ass end is a Holmes, 1200 , was on a truck I knew of and ran by people I know so, might be worth the further investigation.

See ya’ll in the AM, on the AM.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
It's not how much you have that makes people look up to you, it's who you are.
--Elvis Presley, celebrity singer

Lets move forward not keep looking bassackwards

I gotta say this before I get into my rant here, that its easier to get through rush hour traffic at I-15/215 in Salt Lake than it is to get through traffic going cross town in Twin Falls. The drivers here are getting dumber and dumber. Problem is if the cops crack down the population bitches to the City Council so cops are not giving traffic citations and motor vehicle enforcement as closer a look as maybe they ought to. Which leads me to the rant.

I checked the clubs Email account, and it seems all Yahoo wants to report on is stuff that was news yesterday, last week even last year. Rather than on the future. Seeing reruns of SNL or Tina Fey, come on there’s plenty of great new news out there.

If you go past that, Facebook is getting boring, all anyone wants to post is yesterdays garbage but what about reporting and posting on good things and progressive things today.

Much of this looking back trying to find a hidden meaning from yesterday for today I think is on the verge of yet another war being touted now between the U.S. and Syria. My Observation? Just shoot the idiot at the top, and let the damn nation reorganize and be done with it? Our youth does not care about news or politics any more, their thoughts are simply that what they think don’t matter any how, so their thought goes lets party hardy today for we may be dead tomorrow.

But rather than hover on the bad lets look at those firms and people with ambition and a can’t stop me attitudes. Then I look at such things as TRN giving radio networks a bitching out as the merger of Cumulus and Westwood goes forth. This is touted as killing independent radio. Really can’t prove it by us here at HazzardAyre. HazzardAyre while not the biggest player at the table has dealt the right cards and won at the game of syndicated radio for just over 7 years now. Even before that HazzardAyre’s parent Dixie Diesel Radio was knocking over the pins in the lane of those who said what we were doing could not be done , but we did it anyway and succeeded. In every category Dixie-Diesel and HazzardAyre has won every time slot, made more ad revenue, and commanded the airwaves over everything around us and even nationwide through extended syndication. Why because we saw a brighter day in the CSA(Confederate State-of-America) not the old ways of Republiocrats. We have taken the knowledge of several industries, put people behind the mic that are active in those industries, mainly OTR Trucking, Toewing and aviation, turned on the ON AIR light and said go at it.

While tenacious as it is, putting a male/female combo in the cab and cockpits of the radio shows has made it to where both genders have a point of view and can sound board it. Yet do we get Yahoo press? No, why, not enough greasing the palm of Yahoo, Google, and Facebook. Thing is all three would rather focus on yesterday on the ills of society, yet will not look at the positive side of someone or something doing it right today bound for tomorrow and the future.

Even our comic book friends, are being slammed together as being frenemies rather than cohorts and friends in the league of justice. And we’re okay with this? Come on.

Then I read about the little town of Avery Idaho, fighting to keep itself together, despite reductions of year round populations going from just under 1200 people to a mere 25. They might loose the race , but damn it they are trying and keep on keeping on. Same thing for many towns that dot the Pacific northwest. From Springfield in Eastern Idaho to Dixie just northeast of Boise. These towns are not giving up. You have to admire their tenacity. These are the kinds of stories Yahoo and Google News needs to report on, not who kicked Miley Cirus in the jaw, or George Zimmerman getting a fracking speeding ticket. Who cares that’s over FoX News, lets try reporting on the little towns yes even the little train that says yes I can. Lets not look back , but to the future.

Live long and prosper.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day: anarchy brigs forth order
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Titus 2:2“Teach the older men to be temperate, worthy of respect, self-controlled, and sound in faith, in love and in endurance.”

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Some really messed up people in our area, is it the weather or because they are Yankees?

So I get done watching the another episode of Dirty Sexy Money an ABC show that dies in 2009 but shouldn’t have. The show was written well, cast well, had a plot you could get ahold of, characters you could relate to, ABC ought to think of breathing life back into the series if nothing else to expand on the fact that Tripp didn’t kill the Father of the family attorney.

So I go to check my Yahoo email or the email addy of the club. Here’s this nasty email from that Raylene chick up Richfield way. I had to read it twice because it made me shake my head. She asked is this Peaches, or George or somebody, its like what the hell are you spouting off about lady? Shyt you emailed me, liking what I was doing on the blog and all thought I should write a book, and told me to send you more entries of the blog. My assessment ? The lady was doing a lets see if I can make my guy pal jealous so we’ll do this back and forth with a guy she don’t know who writes in Twin falls for a aviation/mc club. The guy pal gets pissed gets into the email exchange and says to her its him or me. The thing gets tense, so she spouts off at me. My response, I really don’t give a rats ass. You contacted me lady not the other way around, you wanted more entries of the blog, I sent them, you wanted my advice on your relationship I gave it, but if you don't want to read the publication again I don’t give a rats ass.

So going on here, I think if there was to be a survey done, of similar numbered population states as Idaho, you’d find, Idaho must be per capita the most mentally ill , or have the most mentally ill, or at least misadjusted states in the Union. Despite the fact that once in its history Idaho did have a lot of Confederate blood running through it, the fact it might just be that we have all too many Yankee’s and that’ll do it, but there are some people here that are truly messed up. I can’t really put my finger on the cause, its not Idaho’s poor education system, some Idaho schools teach well, its not that this condition has been a long term thing, but it seems that with the influx of Californian’s moving in here and the drugs of all kinds coming in with migrant workers, and all , that off spring and all Idaho has a serious case of mental illness.

If you want to know the obvious, why the hell am I still here, go back a few blog entries and you’ll read why, but the departure date gets closer every day.

I didn’t want to write another entry, but this chick from up in Richfield got me to where I thought I’d pass it along, and oh by the way for my crew who will read this, if she comes by the Wolf’s Lair, send her away, that’s a disaster waiting for a happening.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
The person who is not hungry says that the coconut has a hard shell.
--African Tribal Saying

Sunday, September 8, 2013

It’s been a year now and my what a year its been

As I get ready to shove off this mortal coil for the day and head to the Hangar of dreams, I began to think, its been a year now since I relocated from Burley here to Twin falls.

As I thought on this, thought of all that’s happened what hasn’t happened and the life I lived there versus here. In many ways I’m doing better than I did there, vocationally not as good here as there. Considering I had TWO shops with utilities included for the price of maybe a corner of a shop here where I have to pay power. But I’ve survived. The aircraft sleep quietly out at the Twin Falls Airport, support there and for that good, down in Hazzard support for the club remains, but support for the company that established the club is about 50/50. Trouble began here with the Godfather’s wife getting a hissy fit over babes walking in and out of the Lair, even more of a hissy fit when I threw out one of her meth head friends. Did not want her, did not need her plus she didn’t have the Hazzard look. Some ask if its on radio why do you need em to look good? Two reasons, really, one if we’re going to be live both tv as well as IPTV, you don’t want fugdugly as your co anchor, second if she does any kind of public appearance at a live remote broadcast you don’t want your best biker or aviation male blowing chunks as they walk away, thinking yuck. If it weren’t for that looks wouldn’t mind so much, but then too, if I have to work with someone in a 10X10 studio, the last thing I need in there is ten ton Tessie.

But outside of all that its been a year. Thought we’d have all the female talent for the calendars here by now, the thing shot and sold at the Fairs all over the state. But the religious majority that seems more open minded closer to its home base of Utah, doesn’t like their lily white honeys and daughters showing off mid 1920’s style threads with rides or aircraft. So have to sub contract it out with an outfit from Boise. Amazing ain’t it?

But the entire gig has a year, I think with the full strength of the station being fully on air by mid February many of the doubters will begin to gather at the door, but now their entrance is going to be much more strict, requirements more difficult, and us a bit harder to impress.

Any mile, hitting the rack , big day Monday. Need to go sign docs on the bar location, and shop. Keep it tween the ditches.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
What single ability do we all have? The ability to change.
--George Leonard Andrews

Psalm 143:10“Teach me to do your will, for you are my God; may your good Spirit lead me on level ground.”

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Pin Up Girl Update

Okay went to the meet and greet, all looks good. Although one seemed mighty stiff , the whole project is in go mode now. I know there are going to be a few out there especially the model types that we attempted to hire that’s going to be pissd but I do not care. We gave ya’ll the opening you said no, so don’t know more coming back can I reapply?

Okay then, our illustrious photographer of a soon to be part of the Knytes companies, called Devils Eye Photography And Video will along with me going out to scout locations.

I wanted to take Mike to many of our sites especially the Warbirds, but all except me are in Reno at the Air Races, So I’m here minding the tow truck.

Most of our locations like Airpower Unlimited and such are closed and the owners of such are a bit skiddish of cameras and people they don’t know, mostly the people, most love seeing their byrds on film.

So going to set up time, for a complete tour before the end of the month.

Mike is cool, but his pal he brought down and I could really kick some media tail if he wanted too. I think he and I are of the same mindset.

Mike wants a deposit, so having the treasurer to cut a check, but for $50K is a bit much for as yet a person we don’t know more like 10% of that to get started.

Thing is at least Mike and all came down, to meet. Something a few of ya’ll here would not do, even though its in your back yard.

Look for an upcoming thing called; Devil’s Eye Talent Agency, coming in mid March 2014.

L8R Ya’ll I am going to go take my nap.

Quote of the Day:
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress
--Mark Twain

It is Sunday

It is Sunday , it was a beautiful Sunday morning I woke up and spent the early dawn watching the sun rise over the eastern Horizon with my best girl LexiBelle>So then configured to go grab food at the Depot Grill, with only one draw back, the Depot isn’t open as early on a Sunday morning. Suppose that the folks doing the cleaning and spritzing of the place need to have that time to get off their tired feet, fill the air with what smells like Fritos Corn Chips the deodorize the place.

So reluctantly went over to IHOP that has the highest prices in town. It’s funny, here is a city of 50,000 and only one good inexpensive place to eat, that’s open around the clock cept for early morning Sunday. I was thinking of that song written by Kris Kristopherson, and made a hit by Johnny Cash, called Sunday morning. I thought what if the Knytes opened up a grub house as well as the bar, might as well use some of that 289 million bucks in the cash stash for something. Course what I know about running a bar or grub shack, would fill a thimble. So then came home to the Lair, did my morning reading in the head, took the trash over to 305, noticed that the old location of the Twin falls Hot Rod Shop up for rent, can you say Cooter’s Kustmz or perhaps Hazzard Garage in Twin Falls? Then took a look at my email, upon my coffee break, saw the gal from Richfield had sent an email. Seems as if her main squeeze thinks that her conversing with me over email is not right. Thing is, I only chat with her without any thought of doing the he and she mating thing. I just think she’s neat to chat with. Plus being a writer and painter thought she could be a club asset. Then she unloaded some fyi on her kin folk not doing well, and a question of what do I know about her? Thing is not any more than she has told me so far, but you get a gut feeling that on a professional level she could work out well as a feature writer for the newspaper of the club, and maybe do some portraits for the club of some of our rides, sell em and make her some money and us with some treasured keep sakes.

My thoughts on this jealousy thing is at one time she must have gave the old man a reason to be suspicious. Don’t know just my perception on the situation.

So now I’m sitting here wondering if I ought to change and go to church, or put it off for next week, since I have those gals and agent coming down to chat from Boise on the Pin Up girl thing.

Again, its amazing, gals come down from Boise to meet and greet, on the Pin Up girl calendar project, the agent and his wife come down for the same thing from Boise, yet we can’t get anyone here to jump? Don’t that seem a bit odd to you? You know what will happen. The thing will get photographed, and sold, gals who didn’t or were scared to get involved will get the real picture its real, then you’ll hear all kinds of noise of and from locals saying why didn’t you hire locals? The answer will be as it always is, we tried. Nobody stood up, and now talent bookings go through an agent and agency, and to think from Carey to Jackpot from Burley to Glenn’s Ferry, there are gals who could, but wont.

Any mile going into make myself presentable in an hour make the decision of go, no go to church.

See ya’ll this afternoon on the Radio.