Okay Lord I forgive, but I don’t forget

Okay so went to Church today, and was greeted very warmly, which is why I’m desperately trying to stay within the Ward. I’m getting attached to the people there and I like it.

There were a few things I now feel a bit irreverent about, like trying to see how many hot gals were there without wedding rings and my age, and for wishing that the parents of some of those toddlers and newborns guess summer was really hot, hey if you can’t go out in the sun, stay home and get down I always say.

So then met with the Padre. Only now there is much more of an urgency. Seems like Dastardly Dave my landlord wants me outta there By Monday night Tuesday morning early. So decided to inform the Padre, that the best course of action is to get a storage unit, set me up in a motel somewhere for about a week, that way I can snoop around and get something good, and work the deal through the Church, so will get in touch with the Padre, later in the evening this evening.

Was going to do the flip around come down, unload some stuff here, the go home and crash. However have some work to do here, at the studio, plus meeting Lil SheWolf here at 18:00 hours(6:00PM) to rehearse the toe smooch thing or work on a work around.

Was a tad disappointed in the Alpha SheWolf, the other night, not only was she dragging, but she was adamant about no touchy the toes, so okay, but now I know boundaries, will have to write up different bits for and with her, and get a stand-in for the slightly kinky, off beat things.

So Lord above, I forgive my Landlord Dastardly Dave, but I wont forget, wait until he’s stuck in the snow in the cold, this winter and needs a toew.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
WAIT! Nature calls!
--rdude
(in the middle of a ping-pong game)

Proverbs 1:8-9“[Prologue: Exhortations to Embrace Wisdom][Warning Against the Invitation of Sinful Men] Listen, my son, to your father’s instruction and do not forsake your mother’s teaching. They are a garland to grace your head and a chain to adorn your neck.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

The Scents of a woman

With the attention to detail of the deed of me smooching toes in nylon hose to emphasize or target two common words that are spelled different, mean something different, but sound alike and even on a computer the E and W are so close to each other that a mis-spell is not only possible , but occurs fairly often. So with that in mind and for the better or worse over the years casting for Cooter’s A1 Toewing, for a Cinderella to allow me to kiss her toes I have became somewhat an expert on the subject.

That said, the question is always put forward, just what is a woman’s feet and or toes in nylons supposed to smell and of course taste like?

I shouldn’t say it like this, but in a slight way it is exact. A woman’s healthy, feet and toes in nylons smell and have a slight musk aroma, with the taste of slightly overcooked chicken. Of course there are changes in PH levels that make some feet smell like Fritos Corn Chips, a slightly unclean foot will smell similar to chicken noodle soup. If her feet and/or toes taste like pasta she’s got a chemical imbalance like type-2 diabetes. Yes you can check that condition this way.

However there are other smells or aromas that emanate from a woman’s body that are both pleasing, as well as rather foul.

Many situations can change these smells, none the least not showering, etc .

The mere idea that a woman going to poop is not supposed to smell is fooling himself. Most women depending on diet will have a healthy pee-ewe. However with the presumption that women are princess’s and thus all sweet smelling all the time will catch the wrath and fire of his lady if he enters while she’s doing number 2.

The other smells, one not touched on much because most men would never detect it, nor understand it.

The term Queef is a term not usually used in most mixed company situations. The condition occurs when air gets trapped inside the vagina, and is expelled similar with no sound like passing gas(fart). The smell usually is similar to someone burning toast in a fry pan with too much cooking oil. If she’s just finished urinating the smell will be that of burning water.

Then there is of course passing gas. Despite the of not my lady , yes women do pass gas. Depending on diet again, and time of month will determine usually how odoriffic it’ll be. Remember air from a woman passing gas goes two directions, one rearward and can go forward through or pass by the vagina, which if she was quaffing, will be a strange odor, resembling that of Mentholatum.

The underarms too will smell different on a woman than it does us male corpuscles. Reason, again the slight chemistry difference between the genders, her PH levels, sugar conversion and so on will make her underarms and sweat, smell like ammonia , or rather salty. Why talk about this. In making tender love to your lady, if her sweat and other fluids begin to get a slight sweet sugary taste or smell, start thinking liver, pancreas or kidney failure. As it is in diabetes.

Next time,

The slang terms of one of the sweetest places on earth the female human vagina.

It’s not just a fish taco.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.
--Julie Andrews

Psalm 62:1“[Psalm 62] For the director of music. For Jeduthun. A psalm of David. Truly my soul finds rest in God; my salvation comes from him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

I think we hit pay dirt, but its not official until lips kiss toes in hose

Two in and I’m getting giddy, Miss AyreWolf is skiddish on getting toes in hose kissed, however our Wolf Lamb is more than willing, but its not official until I have toes in hose against my lips under my nose, so we see how it goes.

It took a year here, but I think we are escalating to new altitudes here, for both HazzardAyre as well as the club and me for Cooter’s A1 Toewing.

Our Alpha SheWolf, and are were dragging in the studio. Me more so since I hadn’t ate a morsel all day and being here at 18:00 hours, meant no dinner at A&W, but I think we have lift off finally.

Reminds me of Jessie James and his gang, there is success in metro Utah, but only if you scratch and claw your way to it.

Got SheWolf on air but only minimal. She’ll get the rhythm of HazzardAyre, as well as our new Wolf Lamb.

I think our Wolf Lamb, that I’ll just call Lil SheWolf, after all she will be nominated to both the AyreWolvez SheWolvez as well. I think Lil SheWolf has the gumption and ambition, what bothers me, is the trust factor of both. Not that I think, in fact I know they should know nothing that they don’t happen will happen and I’m not shopping for a personal SheWolf here, although if someone were to walk in the door at age 55 or older I wouldn’t jump, but for everything that many wont do, I say find another honey that will. Talking this kind of thing between two gals goes further than if a guy is pitching it.

Okay then, have to cut things short, headed home have duty to the Ward in the AM , so will see all at 18:00 Sunday eve.

Lil SheWolf will be here and we’ll see just how close to lips and nose she gets in her hose, then.

Until then here’s a glimpse of Lil SheWolf.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
If you’re looking for friends when you need them…it’s too late.
--Mark Twain

Psalm 62:1“[Psalm 62] For the director of music. For Jeduthun. A psalm of David. Truly my soul finds rest in God; my salvation comes from him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

This just in, The old radio show for truckers will return

As I get ready to pull out and head for the house, to get some snooze before hauling back down to do radio tonight, I thought I’d get this out to you all.

In genitive agreement the old over the road trucker radio show the Road Gang, will be retitled as Dixie Diesel/Road Gang and will begin airing in March of 2015.

The same style , good old classic country music, road, weather reports and trucker industry news will be here.

Now just got to find a Miss Road Gang to co anchor it.

Any mile , been checking email, ready to see BrandiWine’s replies to my inquiry of confirmation to her being here tonight, ain’t seen it, she must be sleeping.

Catch ya’ll on the flip flop.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting.
--Napoleon Hill

Proverbs 19:20-21“Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Us Male corpuscles can get it too

Men can get it too. Did you know that a man carries all the needed parts to carry and conceive a baby? Sadly most men will not admit that we also have in our cell make up, estrogen as well as testosterone. As such we also can experience that special time of the month. Yes a period. While its not as dramatic as it may seem, such as bleeding, or puss, we will seep moisture. Men also can go through Menopause, yes the change. For men it becomes a slight reduction in seaman output. Even things as weird as a yeast infection, or what I term smelly balls can occur. Where even with careful washing, your crotch can smell atrocious. Which will make you more sensitive to allowing a sweet gal to go down on you, as she will be seriously gassed out.

The PH level will be different and smell worse than she does, its not the sweet musky scent, it registers up there with the rear of a bull.

I recently discovered this when getting an annual physical to fly. I had what is termed smegma. Smegma for all who don’t know, is left over build ups of semen or the left over discharge she left on you if she did in fact reach climax orgasm. Even wearing the flight suit, the build up can collect around the base of your shaft, and get slightly crusty around your testicles. This seepage is why many men have to organize their equipment every once in awhile. And even then your fingers smell really bad, not as much as if you just wiped your anus , but there will be a certain smell that is hard to get rid of, you wont easily detect it as much as she will.

A Doctor in Rupert once explained these things, and the fact that us male corpuscles carry , baby carrying equipment. A placenta uterus and so on. While delivery would be a serious challenge only by C section we could in reality carry a baby to term.

So the next time you think you have a none STD, but think your experiencing such a thing as a yeast infection, or get cranky at certain times of the month, remember you and I my fellow brethren, can get the same infections etc as women do.

If you want to find out more, log onto www.sexwithsue.com or pick up the book Quivering Jello.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
WARNING: Repeated brain usage may be harmful to others.
--rdude

Proverbs 19:20-21“Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Housing prices are too high in Utah compared to surrounding states like Idaho and Wyoming

In only one year and its all gone up. Question is; why?

A year ago about this time, when we first was surveying the area for me to go to air school to up my flight ratings, and to establish HazzardAyre, I knew commuting to Utah from Twin Falls was cost wise prohibitive. So I started looking at housing. Back then a good apartment here could be had for $500.00 a month or less. Seems that now days, your lucky if you can find a good room to rent here for that price.

Was there a housing glut or did the slight uptick in the economy give rise to rent rates?

By comparison in Idaho in many areas although I haven’t checked Boise for numerous reasons, one can not only get an apartment for $500.00 a month, but in some areas like Burley , and such, one can find a whole house for $500.00 a month.

Wyoming is pretty near that as well. So again the question needs to be asked, what happened that increased the rent rates in metro Utah?

I am thinking its not just greed, although that’s 80% of it, the other is the mirage of a job glut, more over an overstated economic forecast that says Utah is all bubbling. Truth is housing, fuel, utility, and numerous costs that should be fixed are way out of reality and not true. The number of truly homeless in Utah exceeds that of neighboring states. If you can find a place for $500.00 a month or less in Utah , hold onto it as best as you can which is about what I’m doing, except the fight in this old Wolf is nearing a give up level. Considering without a set of receipts that are evading me I don’t think the Bishop is going to help this time, considering the rest of the help I’ll need, including natural gas for heat and all, and the blooming power bill.

The effort is getting to me and I might be in a spot where I just have call Uncle and say I can’t do this any more.

Which is why I’m pushing to get BrandiWine trained our way and working here. So I can relocate right after the holidays if not before.

Its not that the Natural Gas bill is big at $40.00 the last bill I had, I could afford. Trouble is the dillweeds at Questar, kept sending my cousin the bill from March to June. Thing is the cousin is dead. Bud died a year ago, God rest his troubled soul, but why at first did Questar send Cousin Bud the bill when I told them not to at first long before I moved here, in late February? Second, why didn’t they call me until June? Clerical error or just Utahrd stupid? Has to be all that. The power bill, wasn’t my last two room mates supposed to cover part of that? Guess they didn’t, makes one wonder what they did with the money I didn’t collect from them for part of the rental fees. Then Jeff one of my room mates got tweaked about the supposed money I owed him? Really? Seems like I got took once again. our Heavenly Father says we need to forgive and treat and love thy neighbor as we want to be loved and treated. Trouble is , I do , but get kicked in the head in the process, if not mule kicked in the teeth.

Hope the Bishop will help, on Sunday, but if not at least I have the joint for 3 to 4 days to move out, and try curling up here at the office.

Found that I can shower over here at the truck stop, so either way, I’ll be covered. Next month, its rent the other office for a office by day, sleep place at night, both together will cost $500.00 but I trust these people, so we’ll see. At least I’ll have roof over my head.

If Utah is to keep improving and all it needs to get this high rent stuff curbed. Or its going to find in a year or so, people moving out as fast or faster than they move in.

Being held off by the Bishop, just for a few receipts, for prior rent bills paid, because I just can’t find the originals, is ludicrous. Its not like I haven’t been under pressure, no meds, heck can’t afford em, its not like Idaho’s Medicaid. Heck there the whole med bill is covered, here it’s a $4.00 co-pay. Like I’ve said except for the office/studio rent, that I pay as monthly dues to the club, the rest of the station’s expenses including employee wages are covered by the club. Club members put in time on the station is done through volunteer service to the club. Club members don’t make a tiny cent doing radio here.

So if I have misplaced these receipts, then I need to be forgave, helped out, on the conditions previous set forth on such things as storehouse duty.

We’ll see what falls from the tree, Sunday.

But Utah is becoming all too greedy in its housing prices. The economy hasn’t recovered to the point these rent rates indicate.

Is there a solution? Yes, it’s called get rid of the Yankees, in power and replace it with Confederate common sense. Be tuned in tonight at 18:00 6:00 PM for the introduction to and of BrandiWine Miss AyreWolf 2015, the Alpha SheWolf of HazzardAyre Radio.

Tune in at www.livestream.com/hazzardayre .

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
--Elbert Green Hubbard

Proverbs 19:20-21“Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Now we really can build this puppy, what the reason is and so on.

First understand the perimeters and why online rather than over the air.

The FCC two years ago announced an open filing window for none profit, low power radio station new construction permits and licensing.

Of course we pushed to get there, all the maps , tech data, was ready, on the last day to file, all of the area in and near to Sun Valley Idaho was enraged in one huge inferno. The AyreWolvez were in the air flying to fight the blazes. As such no filing so we missed the bullet again.

But lets go back to 2002.

Long before a IHeart, Pandora and the like there were very small podcast style online webcasters. However few were to a point that could be called equal to or as good as broadcast radio.

But the Wolf-Pack was hungry. Not only the voice of the American Towing Professional needed to be heard, but over the road truckers, and of course enthusiasts of and those that flew and fly for the USMC and Navy. Not to the least was the burgeoning Confederate-Southern movement telling the story of and the real history of what the war of Northern Aggression was all about, this was long before Dixie Broadcasting, long before Warbird Radio.

Back then Dixie-Diesel/Highway Hooker Radio was syndicated and put on tapes and CD’s and sent to every radio station that would edit our style of Hazzard County, anti-establishment, fight the system radio.

Of course to be an on demand, truly LIVE online radio station that was more than just a computer music file station we needed Live people in a real radio studio.

One of the networks we sent our syndicated programming to was the Armed Forces Radio and Television Service aka AFRTS or as its called in military circles, A-FARTS.

One of the locals at Hill Air Force Base Utah who was both a Knyte as well as one of the Wolf-Pack said, why not take this to the internet. Take what is good about radio, but the difference being both the transmission source would be via Internet rather than signal over the air from a tower, and deliver through a computer, Ipod, etc , rather than the good old transistor radio.

After months and months of looking for a good place to plant that seed, AyreWolfFM through a suggestion of another Beta wolf, called WolfFM.com and Steve Wolf who BTW is blind, in a wheelchair in a third floor apartment in Nashville, we went with Abacast out of Oregon. The project was up and running.

But staff was near to none existence. Now maybe this needs to be thought of through a woman’s mind rather than a cankerous old male wolf corpuscle like myself but the idea of woman/guy in a studio, was patterned after Howard Stern/ Robin Quivers. Where do we find women as outspoken, hot, rebel minded as we are that don’t turn several shades when things of either a personal relationship matter or of the differences between the natural female/male bodily experiences.

So a search went out.

The first group came from a talent agency out of Provo, Utah a thing called Lasting Impressions. Of the many candidates they sent up was this hot blonde who at a clothing shopping excursion was talking about her sister wife. I really did not understand that. Turned out she was from one of Warren Jeff's camp, I’ll let you figure that out. After months of work it was determined she was of no use nor was Lasting Impressions.

Then I caught a windstorm for a place that while it was in reality Public Housing(Davis County Housing Authority) a front room studio was built and outside of a few visits from those that thought they were radio, and/or TV were just not trained to do the degree and level of rebel radio that we were doing.

In 2005, just before the Cokeville Wyoming fiasco, AyreWolfFM , Dixie-Diesel/Highway Hooker Radio, caught a Grammy, and all of a sudden what we were doing became hot.

It wasn’t until 2009 in Gooding that a full production/on air staff had been assembled that we really took off. We had the best minds and the sweetest behinds in the region, busting hump for AyreWolf/SAMCRO Radio. This again was a year before Dixie Broadcasting, and two years before Warbird Radio.

The rest as they say is history.

Doing radio part time in my underwear, with my barley sodas in my house became as far as logistics and cost savings the best course to follow. A website that has been in waiting, for nearly 11 years with the hold back of not having a great female body that could be ran as the cover with not only a Cobra Helicopter, but a classic toew truck, to a custom bike. I think our new gal BrandiWine can fill that bill, however I’m still looking at possible talent. Like the gal from Farmington.

After years and the final set up to bring what is now HazzardAyre to a boil, came at the time, I moved to Twin Falls . With some help from a former associate we had found the software to run the radio station online, and it is free to use.

So we began interviewing females that I thought could become real broadcasters. and website cover girls. Of course there were some of those gals that had anterior motives.

Many were thinking that we running some sort of brothel out of the Wolf’s Den, the rest were looking only to be working at the Reaper Club, but were willing to dip into radio. I had two that showed up, one I figure had to have been a PD plant, as she made all the right moves and grooves, but never would respond to repeated phone calls. One was looking for a guy to make her then drunken husband jealous to gain further favor and so last year tired of beating my head against the wall, we visited the internet and well here we are. That’s the short story.

The first location I saw was this one, but back in 2005 the same crew that owns this business overpriced the site at $15k, a bit pricey. So I put here in Woods Cross on the rear shelf,. Then a con man that works for PPC Realty in Ogden promised me a great site. We got together with Comcast that could give us the right kind of pipeline, so sweet Laura got us set up and after 4 locations bowed out, we put the station back in the house in Ogden at 860 Sullivan Road, I still sort of live there, pending some assistance from My Bishop, and waiting to finish things here in Woods Cross so that after the holidays or so I can go home to southern Idaho.

Okay enough history.

So why do it? Simple the toewing industry outside of one partial TV show called WRECKED that ran on SpeedTV before Fox Sports 1 bought it out, and now South Beach Tow that is little to do with real towing, has never had a real voice except for us. Next when most over the road trucker over the air shows went to XM, there was a loss. How about a free, internet based, radio show and/or network, for truckers? That is us. USMC/NAVY Aviation and giving tribute to the warbirds and those flying them, Us again.

And to wrap that up, being the real home of the modern Confederate/Southern movement.

That’s the reason.

Now I read in Radio Ink and other publications saying how bad OTA radio is and getting OTA radio into more places, the Internet, streaming radio is really byting the heels of terrestrial radio. Our goal is simple take what was and should be true, LIVE radio, as it is on OTA(Over the Air) radio, in this studio, with both video and standard audio, and the method of deliver being a computer, IPOD, IPAD, SmartPhone etc.

If Terrestrial Radio is to step out of its protected shell, it needs to get such Federal revenuers as The FCC, to open up some new windows to file for new licenses and Construction Permits. Lets say it straight. There are certain, rural areas in both Utah, Wyoming, and/or Idaho that are poorly served if served at all by the OTA stations out there. Most want to stay in their urban environments rather than do something for rural America.

Now there is a thing that just irks me no end. In all the debates I have heard on the candidates running for Senate, Congress seats in Utah, this election season, I have yet to hear even one speak on FARM policy. On anything to do with economic stimulation of rural areas.

Add to that , no Utah metro or any Utah radio station, does anything as far as even as simple as a farm news report. None of them.  None of them are reporting stock sales, news of farming no where here. Yet farming is essential after all if you eat it, a farmer grew it. Nobody talks farm in Utah. Yet outside of this slim Wasatch Front, the rest of the state is still farming. Even today, I stopped beside a field to smell a bunch of old steers . You can’t find true Kountry in Utah. You don’t hear rodeo news, you don’t hear radio shows on horses or livestock. Likewise the guys and gals delivering and hauling, I never heard one comment on trucking regulation policy or issues on any debate, from the candidates running from any district in Utah. Yet if you got it, a trucker brought it and hauled it.

If there was any time that Utah and the region needed true rural based radio, albeit online, its now. Utah and America is forgetting its rural heritage and foundation.

Places like Wendover Utah has 12 allocations for a radio station, 12 mind you. Malta Idaho has 5 allocations, yet because no filing windows are open for a new FCC license, no new stations that would benefit the people living in these rural communities can construct and bring to light any new stations.

In essence terrestrial radio has cut off its nose to spite its face.

For the rest of America, Rural America again albeit, internet streaming, there is the need for a true rural based station and network. Done Hazzard County Style. That station and Network IS: HazzardAyre. Tune us in, www.livestream.com/hazzardayre .

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
If you want to be miserable, think about yourself, about what you want, what you like, what respect people ought to pay you and what people think of you.
--Charles Kingsley

Proverbs 19:20-21“Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.