Sorry, but I was wrong, now I know why broadcast radio went to automation

Big or small media markets, in most radio stations, its an early wake up LIVE drive time run, or a go home drive Live run, the rest of the time

its Drake and Chennault style automation. Be it from a satellite service or a voice, program track, but its not LIVE.

Reason, few of anybody wants to put in the hours, no how much money you get paid, and here at HazzardAyre we pay good, right at $30.00 per on air hour, but few want to put in the time, to train, research, and deliver live radio. Much less LIVE TV. That’s why many even syndicated TV shows, from Doctor OZ to Cookin with Guss, is pre-recorded. Little is done LIVE any more.

I used to punish, and condemn the pay to be on air, operation of former friend Kim Lee of Lee Family Broadcasting in Burley/Rupert. Instead of him hiring new talent and going through hell doing it, he just makes the hosts of programs, on KBAR, pay him for the privilege of being on his radio station.

I used to chew out the rest of the greater Twin Falls, and Boise area stations for nobody in the studio, programming, Nobody is able to step up. Few young people ages 25 to 45 are willing to drop in a studio.

Those dedicated , can rise to the top of the bucket, like Howard Stern, to be making $500,million bucks per show, but few see the forest for the trees. What they see is a low wage, low thrill job, and not a career.

This is why there are few, if any at all radio skills schools out there any more.

The what and who are not willing to jump in and learn.

The old at least in Utah, Southern from Border to Boise LDS attitudes and limitations are constantly there. Many including and especially the female gendered talent will not do near radical, rebel radio, much less TV. Can you see Bare or Bikini News produced in our area?

This is why on the edge radio and TV will not be in the immediate reach out of either Utah or Idaho. Same reason that brothels that are not legal here yet legal in Nevada. Both make sense, many Utahrds will go to Wells for pleasure, yet few would vote to allow same behaviors in Utah or Southern or Eastern Idaho.

So to Chris Pruett, Kim Lee, Gina, and oh so many, I now know why LIVE radio is going into the toilet. Even Howard Stern is having to host America’s Got Talent.

Then people at such industry publications as Radio Ink, wonder why IHeart, Pandora and XM is rapidly replacing Terrestrial Radio.

No talent, and few to be talent.

As for HazzardAyre, we’ll still stay LIVE, with mainly just me in the cockpit of the station. I made my mind up this morning when one I was planning on decided to bug out. My call to the club was extensive, but outside of Wolf Lamb, >if the club wants to hire female interns and on air talent, let them hire em, train em, then call me to put em on the air. This way we might and I say might get someone who can walk in off the street, sit in a control room and deliver quality radio. As it is now, its I ain’t hiring nobody since the talent field is empty.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them for five years.
--Samuel Goldwyn

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New SheWolf, as BrandiWine bugged out knew that she would

Guess BrandiWine was not so fine after all. Maybe it was the interaction, maybe it was the Sternlike programming, maybe time of day, but she’s out.

So process is move our pin up gal in place of BrandiWine, and me just host the radio show myself.

After 8 years of looking , there just are not the quality of, nor gals willing to train to do so, there are no female co anchors out there willing to do LIVE radio Hazzard style, so why keep hitting the wall, plus I can be more intimate , running this solo, with ya’ll any way.

Hope BrandiWine, can find what she’s looking for elsewhere, too bad I can’t bill her for the time I spent trying to train her.

This would be a great thing for business’s , wouldn’t it? If you bother training anyone, and they start to work then quit, wouldn’t it be nice and great, if you could just bill the new hire for the wear and tare on yourself like me having to be here half asleep trying to open a door for her.

This is why Hollywood is bypassing Utah.

What few people are here that could be superstars, have their heads so far up their anus’ that they can lick the back of their teeth.

Am I pissd , yes, but I’ll get over it, since its nothing new, and I expected it.

This is not Hollywood, Nashville, Atlanta or a casting town and again why major media is going over, and not stopping in Utah, but then like I have said before, its what you get from a CraigsList ad.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
If you want to be miserable, think about yourself, about what you want, what you like, what respect people ought to pay you and what people think of you.
--Charles Kingsley

Jeremiah 29:11“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Just what makes HazzardAyre Radio special, and why the others are pissed

The other day at Church one of our practitioners there, asked me , just what makes HazzardAyre so special?

Simply put we are what rural radio used to be. In some areas still is, but if you go back just a few years, Over the Road Trucker radio that now hails from a satellite, is heard online in Utah and Over The Air in Western and Eastern Idaho , western Wyoming, and Northern Nevada on HazzardAyre, on our club owned radio stations, but our special-ality is more.

HazzardAyre, as well sister radio show AyreWolfFM, also brings you and is absolutely committed to delivering D-o-D information, more over the only place in the civilian world, airing Armed Forces Radio, News. We are the only source in the region for USO/Radio , We are the only military centric radio group, period.

Of course I’d be completely lax in my information here if I didn’t mention we are the only OTA(over the air) source for information on and the rebroadcast of major Sons of Confederate Veterans news and lectures. More over the central Mountain West source of true Confederate Southern historical education. We truly deliver.

And of course what started it all and why of the toe smooch, and its other renditions. HazzardAyre Radio, is home to Highway Hooker Radio, the only show on radio for us who Toew(toe-Tow) . We are bringing information to you through radio and soon to be XM Satellite, Highway Hooker Radio is here helping all who are trying hard to not only make a buck driving a toew truck, but keeping that buck.

Its not the human interaction exploring human, male-female sensualities , or bodily functions, but too delivering real time news that you on the highway, on the farm and those who fly can use.

That is what makes HazzardAyre Radio special, and the dog here does hunt. That is why the rest of the radio stations here as well as quite a few TV stations will not give us any ink or do feature reports. Quite frankly most immediate area TV outlets treat us like we’re exhaling garlic, but they do read and do report on and about what we cover, just rarely give us credit for it.

That’s what makes HazzardAyre Radio special and one of a kind.

Stay tuned. www.livestream.com/hazzardayre

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
--Kahlil Gibran

Jeremiah 29:11“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Despite popular and common displaced thinking!

Despite popular beliefs and displaced thinking, the toe smooch and all is not , repeat, NOT, a fast, lets get chummy path to taking advantage and having my way with the ladies.

The simple fact these are the main focus bits , that many have said can’t be done here in LDS dominated Utah.

Things like the toe smooch or the Bobby sox, kiss to do a pic, of a babe and all alah Fonzi thing. These are only a short and very seldom done bits here on HazzardAyre, or on our soon to premier TV network and series.

The thing is both the Knytes and the AyreWolvez, have been sitting on visual, bot still pic, pin-up as well as TV ads for the website, and the website itself, cover photo.

Additionally projects from photo business cards, to a set of calendars and merchandising , products, just because few if any feature model talent that knows how to act exists at least from mainstream agencies.

But I want to take this a bit further, and learning from personal historical happenings, its best to keep any serious fraternizing on the job from happening.

Yes , keep it a cheerful place to work, rehearse and all, but I do NOT WANT A personal SHEWOLF here.

I have learned that sex before marriage, brings the wrath of our Heavenly Father into the picture, and makes what could be good and solid, to becoming a real nightmare.

Sure , I try to get a natural rhythm going with all my talent auditions, especially the toe thing. Gentle feet and toe massage and all, so she gets used to someone else besides her signif other, touching her and especially her feet. Likewise kissing her toes. Beyond that little personal displays of any kind of touching between myself and the talent is kept at a minimum.

But it’s not to gain a honey for myself, rather one for the club, to entice the nearly 70% male corpuscles that would tune in to our streaming radio station and our TV network, to do just that, tune into us.

So yes I lean a lot on eye candy.

That said, all too many publications from EasyRiders, to Mini Truckin, also overdue the blonde blue eyed, g-string bikini shots. We want to show a gal can be featured with a hot ride, without being naked or nearly such.

To close this, and I hope both our two new hires for the SheWolvez, hubbys read this, its part of the job, I do not and will not try to do the bad and nasty, here. Your gals are safe with me and the club.

Which brings up another subject. The circling guy pals and by some of the new hires and all, whether here at the studio or on a photo shoot, greatly impairs the ability of both myself and or a camera/videographer. It’s just not professional, and it limits the ability to create.

Leave the old man at home, trust in us and lets get busy, enriching HazzardAyre, and the Knytes as well and especially the AyreWolvez.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
If at first you don't succeed… make sure nobody finds out you tried!
--Unknown

Proverbs 1:8-9“[Prologue: Exhortations to Embrace Wisdom][Warning Against the Invitation of Sinful Men] Listen, my son, to your father’s instruction and do not forsake your mother’s teaching. They are a garland to grace your head and a chain to adorn your neck.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Okay Lord I forgive, but I don’t forget

Okay so went to Church today, and was greeted very warmly, which is why I’m desperately trying to stay within the Ward. I’m getting attached to the people there and I like it.

There were a few things I now feel a bit irreverent about, like trying to see how many hot gals were there without wedding rings and my age, and for wishing that the parents of some of those toddlers and newborns guess summer was really hot, hey if you can’t go out in the sun, stay home and get down I always say.

So then met with the Padre. Only now there is much more of an urgency. Seems like Dastardly Dave my landlord wants me outta there By Monday night Tuesday morning early. So decided to inform the Padre, that the best course of action is to get a storage unit, set me up in a motel somewhere for about a week, that way I can snoop around and get something good, and work the deal through the Church, so will get in touch with the Padre, later in the evening this evening.

Was going to do the flip around come down, unload some stuff here, the go home and crash. However have some work to do here, at the studio, plus meeting Lil SheWolf here at 18:00 hours(6:00PM) to rehearse the toe smooch thing or work on a work around.

Was a tad disappointed in the Alpha SheWolf, the other night, not only was she dragging, but she was adamant about no touchy the toes, so okay, but now I know boundaries, will have to write up different bits for and with her, and get a stand-in for the slightly kinky, off beat things.

So Lord above, I forgive my Landlord Dastardly Dave, but I wont forget, wait until he’s stuck in the snow in the cold, this winter and needs a toew.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
WAIT! Nature calls!
--rdude
(in the middle of a ping-pong game)

Proverbs 1:8-9“[Prologue: Exhortations to Embrace Wisdom][Warning Against the Invitation of Sinful Men] Listen, my son, to your father’s instruction and do not forsake your mother’s teaching. They are a garland to grace your head and a chain to adorn your neck.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

The Scents of a woman

With the attention to detail of the deed of me smooching toes in nylon hose to emphasize or target two common words that are spelled different, mean something different, but sound alike and even on a computer the E and W are so close to each other that a mis-spell is not only possible , but occurs fairly often. So with that in mind and for the better or worse over the years casting for Cooter’s A1 Toewing, for a Cinderella to allow me to kiss her toes I have became somewhat an expert on the subject.

That said, the question is always put forward, just what is a woman’s feet and or toes in nylons supposed to smell and of course taste like?

I shouldn’t say it like this, but in a slight way it is exact. A woman’s healthy, feet and toes in nylons smell and have a slight musk aroma, with the taste of slightly overcooked chicken. Of course there are changes in PH levels that make some feet smell like Fritos Corn Chips, a slightly unclean foot will smell similar to chicken noodle soup. If her feet and/or toes taste like pasta she’s got a chemical imbalance like type-2 diabetes. Yes you can check that condition this way.

However there are other smells or aromas that emanate from a woman’s body that are both pleasing, as well as rather foul.

Many situations can change these smells, none the least not showering, etc .

The mere idea that a woman going to poop is not supposed to smell is fooling himself. Most women depending on diet will have a healthy pee-ewe. However with the presumption that women are princess’s and thus all sweet smelling all the time will catch the wrath and fire of his lady if he enters while she’s doing number 2.

The other smells, one not touched on much because most men would never detect it, nor understand it.

The term Queef is a term not usually used in most mixed company situations. The condition occurs when air gets trapped inside the vagina, and is expelled similar with no sound like passing gas(fart). The smell usually is similar to someone burning toast in a fry pan with too much cooking oil. If she’s just finished urinating the smell will be that of burning water.

Then there is of course passing gas. Despite the of not my lady , yes women do pass gas. Depending on diet again, and time of month will determine usually how odoriffic it’ll be. Remember air from a woman passing gas goes two directions, one rearward and can go forward through or pass by the vagina, which if she was quaffing, will be a strange odor, resembling that of Mentholatum.

The underarms too will smell different on a woman than it does us male corpuscles. Reason, again the slight chemistry difference between the genders, her PH levels, sugar conversion and so on will make her underarms and sweat, smell like ammonia , or rather salty. Why talk about this. In making tender love to your lady, if her sweat and other fluids begin to get a slight sweet sugary taste or smell, start thinking liver, pancreas or kidney failure. As it is in diabetes.

Next time,

The slang terms of one of the sweetest places on earth the female human vagina.

It’s not just a fish taco.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.
--Julie Andrews

Psalm 62:1“[Psalm 62] For the director of music. For Jeduthun. A psalm of David. Truly my soul finds rest in God; my salvation comes from him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

I think we hit pay dirt, but its not official until lips kiss toes in hose

Two in and I’m getting giddy, Miss AyreWolf is skiddish on getting toes in hose kissed, however our Wolf Lamb is more than willing, but its not official until I have toes in hose against my lips under my nose, so we see how it goes.

It took a year here, but I think we are escalating to new altitudes here, for both HazzardAyre as well as the club and me for Cooter’s A1 Toewing.

Our Alpha SheWolf, and are were dragging in the studio. Me more so since I hadn’t ate a morsel all day and being here at 18:00 hours, meant no dinner at A&W, but I think we have lift off finally.

Reminds me of Jessie James and his gang, there is success in metro Utah, but only if you scratch and claw your way to it.

Got SheWolf on air but only minimal. She’ll get the rhythm of HazzardAyre, as well as our new Wolf Lamb.

I think our Wolf Lamb, that I’ll just call Lil SheWolf, after all she will be nominated to both the AyreWolvez SheWolvez as well. I think Lil SheWolf has the gumption and ambition, what bothers me, is the trust factor of both. Not that I think, in fact I know they should know nothing that they don’t happen will happen and I’m not shopping for a personal SheWolf here, although if someone were to walk in the door at age 55 or older I wouldn’t jump, but for everything that many wont do, I say find another honey that will. Talking this kind of thing between two gals goes further than if a guy is pitching it.

Okay then, have to cut things short, headed home have duty to the Ward in the AM , so will see all at 18:00 Sunday eve.

Lil SheWolf will be here and we’ll see just how close to lips and nose she gets in her hose, then.

Until then here’s a glimpse of Lil SheWolf.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
If you’re looking for friends when you need them…it’s too late.
--Mark Twain

Psalm 62:1“[Psalm 62] For the director of music. For Jeduthun. A psalm of David. Truly my soul finds rest in God; my salvation comes from him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.