Sunday, March 5, 2017

Can we be a bit naughty without being trashy?

One of the things I really like to do, is hover over some of these sites on Facebook. Especially the so called naughty and erotic ones. It's in a way like I used to do when I resided in Twin Falls. I'd go to the Mall, and just sit there and watch as well as listen to the people. I was able to glean so much content to use on air as well as in print that it made some day time drama's look pale. I call it the study of human nature and if you observe it, it can be rather comical as well as saddening all at the same time.
I also like these erotic so called Naughty sites, barking about how much sex they are getting or not getting , mostly not getting that I have to ask the questions of, does any of these people really know how to please the other? Now to be honest, my sexual education arrived a bit late at around 13 or so. Sure I had grade school crush's especially Peggy and Dawn, One is no longer living, the other no one knows where she went. However to me they were like missions impossible, great to dream about, but never able to acquire. It wasn't until I just got legal to drive my mini bike that I got to learn about the real thing. 
Anyone or most anyone, over the age of 45, had to have had to read the book and see the movie Summer of 42. As for me her name wasn't Dorothy, it was Kathy, but the story was similar. Kathy was the wife of one of the guys that taught me how to turn a wrench, it was one very hot summer in more ways than one. I was out in Less's junk yard looking for a brake master cylinder, I was drenched in sweat, Kathy came out, offered me some lemonade, I went in, and she excused herself to her hideaway bedroom, soon after out came the hot go-go boots, purple nylons, white hot shorts(we didn't call em, Daisy Dukes then) She invited me into her boredoh, and I'll let you figure out what happened after. Dig this; I was 14, she was 28, now days she'dve been arrested, my Dad and mom just chalked it up to sewing wild oats. What I learned that day from her was priceless.
Shortly after, I snagged the book of Ruth's Guide to Great Sex, which I read from cover to cover. But I learned what I needed to know at least to function in the minor leagues . The next step, was a farm hand that Mom hired to take me down to the Sugar Shack in Wells Nevada, taught me the rest to where I could play in the major leagues of human sexual activities. The women in this nation like Kathy or the ones that get paid for it at the Sugar Shack are rare. Few in real life do what they say they want to do. Most of the time a guy has to get most women so drunk, that the women disguard their Victorian inhibitions, that to get one to do as many on those erotic and so called naughty groups on facebook, that you wonder how serious are they? Would even half of them do as they say they want to? 
The women and its mostly few of them that are either hired or will jump on those facebook groups, just to keep the group going and create content. Mostly its guys that are at minimum sinister just to start. The disrespect of these guys on there that I see talking like they do to younger women, just makes my stomach churn. Even the women at the Sugar Shack or say Kathy, or any I have know would slam the door on  a guy that talked like that to them in the real world. The act of slamming the sasuage is one thing, if its preceded by and followed up by lots of foreplay. I call it setting the stage. Doing things like taking a bath with her, and shaving her legs for her, and being every so sensual, is the way to a hot night, not just jabbing it in there, rolling over and falling to sleep. I also am one of the few men that loves lots of cuddling. Just being with her, holding her tight and watching a movie on the couch, gets you points, that will not be forgotten. There are some puritists out there in religious arenas but in reality, Heavenly Father meant for all humans to enjoy and treasure their mating rituals. The thing is, and I've seen it so many times especially at Church. You'll have the so well not so women that dress rather conservatively , then you'll have those, you know are raking it in, that are not so conservative. When I brought up the point to our Bishop, you'dve thought I'd committed an act of treason on the church Ward. There was one young lady there that had no problem dressing in such a way that you'dve thought she was much older. When I brought that idea forward, and it wasn't from the point that I was interested in that way, it was I thought it was a lot of disrespect of our Heavenly Father. The Ward has albeit they say they do, but has never forgave me for that. Seems a bit contradictory don't it. I fully believe that one no matter the gender , but be very much on display and fully interested in sensual mating, not just porn sex, but really intimate threads, why pull off the cover until you test the engine? The big taboos in my world are two. I will not mate with a woman who is a different race than me, and two I absolutely distaine anything of the gay, transgender etc movement. Its a thing of if it ain't for the sex its like hanging with your guy pals, except when he starts eyeing you in a certain way is when I'm out of there. Just like the other day at Jodi's Diner here. just in the bigger table next to me there were these two guys, helping this rather elderly couple with designs on their kitchen. But you could tell these two queers were just that queers. I finished my dinner and got my behind out of there. 
So the question is; does these people on these Naughty sites on facebook, really know what they are talking about? Are the women on there just prick teasers? Or would they really go the distance? Would the women really go out with these guys they chat with? Things, we'll be chatting about overnight on HazzardAyre-Overnight , heard online at www.spreaker.com/user/ayrewolf 
TTYLY

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Is Idaho richer in money than Wyoming? And if that's all you have to do on Saturday your in poor shape

Sorry there friends, I had to go choke the chicken some hot gals at Jody's Diner got Herman all excited. Which if it's not chowing down at Jody's its nearly getting drunk at the Legal Tender Lounge, which leave a bunch for improvement. Add to that the place we as a Club were looking at here in Etown, should just be a bar , as the food needs lotsa improvement. 
So I came home and considered the Saturday nights in Hazzard. Now true things have changed there, but Hazzard of a population of the town itself has only 900 people in it. Yet on a Saturday, the Angler and Wilson's bar is open, Snake River Grill(Polish Palace where the Knytes were formed) is sizzling, with good eats, and oh yes cruising in our rods and bikes. During winter or fall, there's home town sports, b-ball and f-ball, summer there are dances at Prince Memorial Gym, (where yours truly set off a can of tear gas in school of which you can still smell it in the heat when its on) plus over at the American Legion Gym, there's also community fairs, dances and concerts. Here in Etown Wyoming, with a registered population but I'll bet that , that's shrinking, only two things open, something is wrong. So I researched and while no conclusive information can be found, I'll bet my next tire change that Idaho is better off in many ways than Wyoming. Yet I can't figure out why. Etown is only 100 miles and an hour good weather hour and 30 minutes in bad. There is a old railroad roundhouse that could handle car shows, and community fairs and festivals, even during the winter, yet no one attempts this. Of course one could argue why don't the Knytes do that, hell the Knytes have gotten our faces slammed into and the door slammed in our faces so much, the effort exceeds the return, even the damn Chamber of Conference CEO won't even come over for a chat. Oh BTW, Hazzard County Chamber of Commerce dues? $100.00 a year, in a population again of 900. CofC dues in Etown $400.00 a year and what do you get for that $400.00? A pat on the head and a dog biscuit. However as I looked over Facebook, saw a group called Naughty Facebook singles. So for shits and giggles signed up just to see who and what was on there. There were a few one from California that looked kinda hot, but more over I ask, if your on Facebook on a Saturday night and your a hottie, what the hell are you doing on Facebook looking for a squeeze? Must be something very seriously wrong with you. Both genders. You must have crawly things coming out of your crevices, and as smelly as Nancy Pelosi after doing Barrack Obama. Thank God above I have my Shelly. 
Now then last week and I need to bring this up, as it relates to my next segment here. Last week strictly business I had to she the lead of the gal from Texas. This is strictly business. As a person, I'm sure that the gal from Texas is a good person and her heart was in it, but like many on facebook, when it comes to donating money, or effort she just doesn't have the human or financial resources. Now then; there has been a bunch here lately blowing the horn of restoration of southern heritage historical monuments, and such. Even to the point of seccession. I say great, but I think too if the south is going to seceed from the union, why not the west seceed from the union? If anything the west, including the Mountain West has been forgotten by much of the rest of the nation. This so called United States(no United about it) only recognizes California, some of Oregon, and Washington State. From there in Nevada to Washington DC, its like there's just a huge land mass that the Government is trying to seize. Example the Bears Ears Monument in southern Utah. Its now a national park. Sure I'm all for preservation of historical burial sites of Native American's but what about the oil and coal under much of that ground, not to mention grazing rights for ranchers and farmers, remember the Bundy's? One man is killed for that in Oregon, only for reaching for his phone to call his attorney. Has that family been compensated by Trump or former Obama? Nope, granted I was sad about the Seal that was executed , but what about the Bundy's?  Not even a fart of noise about that was uddered during the election. Maybe its time the west, drew a line and said Uncle Sam kiss my ass. While I love and forever will love my south and southern heritage, and will continue to be dedicated to this flag 
 I still will be in love with the nation I defended while serving with the Marines, more over its time to start a new movement, the Western States Confederacy. 
In closing , question needs to be asked, is Idaho richer than Wyoming? And why the hell are you cruising Facebook on a Saturday night? If your a hottie, and your looking for love on Facebook, you must have a bunch of things wrong with you and a herd of youngn's at home. Thank God I have my Shelly/SheWolf.
See ya'll on the radio in the morning.



Friday, March 3, 2017

If your an Icon or Maverick you better be real or you will get busted

It's a frozen 16 degrees outside here near Etown Wyoming, and not only is the weather cold but there's has been a bunch of a kicking butt overnight. The first one is that nightmare from Texas is now history. Not saying she's a bad people, but the real chemistry and ability just was not nor would be her with the Knytes. Just isn't. Kinda like  two coon hounds,. You can try to train a canine to chase down a coon and tree it, then there are those hounds that just get it and instinctivly get after it. The gal from Texas just didn't get it. Okay then, and I'll keep saying this for a time, thanks to Quik Draw Embroidery for stepping up to help us. 
Okay then; those that are total and complete mavericks like Pappy Boyington, and such like WolfMan Jack, likewise Howard Stern and even to a smaller degree Tomi Laren and yes even our radio associate Beth-Ann from CSC TalkRadio are real mavericks. These people become and became icons because they did the impossible on their own, no matter who said no, and no matter the resistance . The Knytes-of-Dixie as a small collective, are both mavericks and are becoming icons. The reasons are simple. We as an organization took the idea of what the story lines of the Dukes-of-Hazzard was, stripped away the celebrity actor thing and built albeit heckled reall strongly, but built a medium sized empire. 
There are many I see on such places as Facebook, that are trying to become icons. Many doing podcasts etc, placing ads on Facebook, which does nothing, since fewer people are trolling facebook any more. I yearn for the older sites like Lycos and such. 
I'm proud of ours, mostly because the Knytes gave me the funding to enable me to build my own ambitions and vocations. HazzardAyre Radio, amongst others. This has came through sticking with it, no matter what others said, could not be done. I'm still working on other things, like through the AyreWolvez developing a mach plus speed helicopter, yes Airwolf. The questions are two. First is can it really be built? Back in 1985 maybe not, in 2017 I say yes. Taking from another TV show, we can build it, make it faster and more able. The other question is; why? I say why not? You can try to be a phony, and online its pretty easy to do. How many times have you looked at a picture of someone say on a popular social site, and thought that's hot, but when you really see the person you say ," Whew that'd be a Coyote Ugly moment". 
Answering the questions nobody else dares to, or for that matter asking the questions others feel too taboo to ask. 
To paraphraze comic George Carlin, " Start a path. We don't mind using the ones that are there, but it takes more courage to start your own path." I agree, that's what makes a maverick and an Icon.
TTYLY








Thursday, March 2, 2017

One can't be honest any more and some people shouldn't be patched members when they call bikers spoiled children

No matter how much your told to be honest and all by your parents, all being honest will do is cause you pain and loss. Not to mention, more paper work. Example, recert for my EBT card. No big, I thought, fill it out, came to a question of do you own a business, I said yes. Don't make much money but I own one. Guess what? Now need to make out more paperwork and go through more bullshit just to get that $200.00 a month in food aid. I've always ran  my end of the Knytes company extremely up front and honest. Yet when it came to my grub stake, I inadvertantly shot myself in the foot. Okay moving on.
Went to Cazzin's TrueValue hardware store. Not only did I already pay for this screwed up vaccum's tiny drive belt once, I had to pay twice. I'm honest they aren't, guess who isn't? And figure out who just lost 1,000 customers? Yep Cazzin's . Glad I'm soon out of here.
Next, got a clip from the lady in Texas, notice I'm not saying Angel, any more. On her ability on doing up the pillows and wearables for the Knytes/AyreWolvez. Her supplier can't supply, she can't do it, so we have two choices sell the embroidery equipment or do something interesting, train a Club sister or two how to use them and make a revenue stream for the Club. 
Then the gal from Texas , when I mentioned the former Governor Perry is now Energy Sec, I said this guy is the same guy who is now in charge of Energy and of course soon the EPA will now outlaw things like NASCAR. If it smokes they'll ban it. Perry is the same guy that started profiling bikers for wearing patches and club colors. Guess what Texas, Idaho just past a law stopping that practice. Ask yourself who is biker or for that matter Confederate friendly, if they start with profiling bikers, how long until they continue profiling those who are loyal to southern heritage and liberty. If a political party or official starts in one place, they are like cockroaches, once in a corner they breed and spread everywhere. And so now we move on. Thank you Quik Draw Embroidery of Kimberly Idaho stepping up to the plate to finish the work we need done.
Some states need to travel and visit Idaho, see what Idaho's government is doing right. As Idaho is doing a lot right.
Then went to pay my rent, our complex manager punches it in the computer but the new format of their record keeping came up with me owning money really? Do I need to go fetch my rent receipts ? The pricks she works for was trying to double my rent. Our complex manager, which is number 3 reason I'm still in Etown, but not for long, discovered that a former property firm, who knows my rent and all is good each month, called said they have a place, so checking into it Friday. Could make a slightly sooner than later departure.
Then my Bishop called last night concerning Dave's car. If I'm going to fix the blooming car, I should not be expected to haul it out to my shop and bust my knuckles for near nothing, it's like when my Bishop helped with utilities a few times. We went halves. I'd pay part they'd pay the other half. Again another reason , going home to Idaho is looking warmer and not just 20 degrees warmer than Etown Wyoming. Question of why I left there in the first place, a lady who would not leave me alone. Loved to create drama, and thought that the Club, owed her money from something she did for us years ago, but never did in reality. 
On the EBT thing, because of 5 divorces , including, child support of $750.00($150.00 a month times 5) is where the other $750.00 of my monthly income goes. Your supposed to only have to pay until the kid turns 22(Idaho minimum age) yet if the state has to pay for a few months while your in the Marines serving your nation, and you come home, you got to pay the state back. I do it, but it causes a serious bite into my food supply chain. With Idaho however if I had to update my 411, I'd go to one office, sit down at a counselors desk, she'd enter the deets in the computer and two or three days after the food supply flow would be in place once again. Not in Wyoming. Now its not that I lied to Idaho about our MC or my company 90% of most of Idaho knows its there anyway, nobody there cares. Must be Idaho has more money to dispense than Wyoming does. But hey all too many Yankees voted for Trump. See what ya'll got? Trump ain't going to stop there. Entitlement spending is going to get cut soon, That $800.00 or so a month is going to be whittled down to just about $500.00 or so, then how will ya'll live? But hey you voted for him, when you go to the Doctor, and find that medicine or treatment that was covered on Medicaid, is no longer covered or YOU have to pay more out of pocket for co-pay's , because Trump cut back on that piece of Fed government spending, then is like our gal from Texas going to be waving that banner saying I love Trump?
On that if ya'll notice The gal from Texas is no longer on my friends list on Facebook, but at least now you know why MC's have prospects, long before they fully patch a member. Enuff said there.
TTYLY








Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Does some freight haulers not use their brains, or are they just used to driving in Muslim nations?

I ran a call just a few ago, that made me an easy $380.00 which I'm happy about, since now I can pay my power bill, but I also wonder why theses turbin hat wearing freight haulers don't use their minds. Since this truck had twin screw axles why didn't he just flip the switch and drive out of the small snow bank? It's like some calling me at early morning hours to go out to the chicken coop, just to chain up some of these rigs. I make $40.00 doing that per call, but I think, would it be better for SWIFT, and other such company's to teach their drivers how to chain up, when hauling through Wyoming here. 
Speaking of which. I have nearly decided that for the next few months just to stay put here in Etown. I was going over finances and came to the conclusion that relocating(moving) right now to Twin Falls Idaho, is just too expensive. Plus I'd be loosing the traction for my action right now. After all while HazzardAyre Radio isn't making big bucks both Highway Hooker and Cooter's A1 Toewing is. Not big bucks, but at least a steady income that doesn't mess with my SSI. Not a bad thing. Sure its cold and snowy here, but snow and all keeps toew trucks moving, so here I remain. Which means next month gotta go exchange my dl from Idaho to Wyoming. Not a bad trade, at least for now.
Okay then, can somebody make a portable coffee cup that does not leak around the lid? Seems no matter which kind I buy, the damn things always leaks when a finagle around a corner trying to hold my coffee urn and master the steering wheel with one hand it always leaks. 
Whith that; do you start to think that the Disney Channel is pulling back from its program offerings? I begin to wonder that and maybe that's the goal that the Disney Channel is working to get rid if the mid teen demo targeted audience and shooting for the more tween and preteen demographic . Consider a Decendants 2  will hit screen this May, and this month a rework into a slight upgraded version of Repunsile with her golden blonde hair in animated form . I think too that and many reports indicate this; that Disney parent of ABC and ESPN, started loosing ratings numbers as it killed many good series style shows. It started when Disney killed Wizards of Waverly Place, then Shake-it-Up, the Good Luck Charlie, then Austin and Ally and the list goes on. They just killed two of the last survivors, Liv And Maddie and Girl Meets World. Killing Jessie was a  bad move on Disney's part. Bottom line Disney is degrading quick, and I'd hate to see Uncle Walt's company and dream, suffer to its death. After all who would buy Disney? Fox? I could just see what would happen if NBCUniversal, aka Comcast, bought Disney . Most of the major media firms especially cable networks are batteling a situation of people cutting the cord and watching video via streaming. The days of curling around the TV with a jigger of pop corn,(lotsa butter on mine please) are gone. Networks want to bundle everything but consumers want to select their own channels and get rid of what they never watch. Sling TV is such a company, that is in part owned by Dish Network, which talking is with Comcast. Want to see how fast Sling TV, gets bundled? As for me, I'm a TV junkie. I love to sit in front of my TV and absorb every bit of content. From Fox News Channle to LAFFTV running the older TV series's that I grew up with. From Cybil to Night Court. METV and of course Cozi, these channels have what I want to watch. Wholesome with just a pinch of nasty to make it interesting, but not harm anyone. Bo Duke, Roscoe and even Uncle Jessie long had the thought of putting a Hazzard style TV channel together that focused on the rural lifestyle. Sure RFDTV does do that up to a point, but they lost the concept of less old series and more AG news. Not bad, but how about getting to the nature of small town rural USA? Lets include TV series of and about truckers, Rodeo, and yes put the Dukes-of-Hazzard back on TV. If you wanted to dig deeper, one could air Baa-Baa Blacksheep, the series featuring the VMF 214. as well as Combat, 12-o-clock High, and such. then run movies of the same tastes. Then doing shows on the weekends of real farm based folks building hot rods and tricked out trucks. Sure Velocity, and the old Viacom, did PowerBlock, but how many rural people have shops with all that fancy equipment? Not many. So lets show how to build hot rides on a budget with limited tools. This is what SouthernSteele/HazzardAyre TV is all about. we will launch this in 2018, based in Randolph Utah and serving all of Southwestern Wyoming and the Wasatch Back of Utah. Eventually we will be a satellite/cable channel. 
So closing here, its time that some of these Turbin heads driving trucks learned how to drive in and around snow.
I'm not moving for at least 6 to 8 months due to financial limitations and hurting growth of my company, and last
A TV channel worth watching with a lot of Southern fried content.
Headed to food, 
TTYLY



Tuesday, February 28, 2017

So what I changed from Skoal to Copenhagen, things change nothing remains the same

So what I decided to switch from my trusty good old Skoal smokeless to Copenhagen. As a famous philosepher once said, Everything changes, nothing remains the same. Or does it? I can say that the Knytes have changed a lot, we have went through 4 name swaps and renovations since 1990. While the Hazzard County Knytes remained steady, we added for market testing several handles to light our organizations candles. The Rode Knytes in 2004, the Knytes-of-Anarchy in 2008 arriving at the Knytes-of-Dixie, in 2015. However even with that, there are still many including Mirinda saying retro back to just the Hazzard County Knytes and leave it alone. So the decision to retain that and make the Hazzard County Knytes as a charter for the greater Twin Falls, including Hazzard and much of Gooding and Gooding County, is going on. However the Knytes-of-Dixie will remain as the umbrella organization. The only subsidiary that has not changed is the AyreWolvez. Founded in 1999 in Jerome Idaho as then the BlackSheep Aviation Association, the AyreWolvez has remained strong. In fact if truth be known the AyreWolvez has been the Fathership of the entire organization since 2004. The other part of that was the increased need for bringing on ladies as models for military aircraft nose art as well as old style military pin up girls. 
As for me since I have resided here in Etown Wyoming, I have changed. Not always for the better, but changed I have. I'm no longer as trusting as I used to be, If someone wants to do business with me or for that matter the organization, its show me the money first. Or at least a sample of product or whatever it might be. I'm no longer just trusting in saying lets try this. As far as people, I only trust three(3) here in Etown. One is my road brother Rick, my go to tech Nate, and my Bishop. Past that I don't trust no body. Likewise on line I only trust my SheWolf and our Texas Angel, past that I don't trust no one online. Either on Facebook, or Twitter or any of them. Trusting anybody or offer on Grand old Facebook, is like bending over, pulling down your jeans and saying take your best shot, and them giving it to you right up your hiney hole. I've got more to share with you here, later in the day, but know this, if you want to get into or be close to me, best show me the green, or do something for the Knytes, I'm tired of getting bitten by the ass. 
L8R Ya'll



Sunday, February 26, 2017

HazzardAyre has grown up

A whole 5 degrees on the Thermo-meter this morning here in Etown Wyoming, and you can be assured I'm more than ready to live with overnight temps in the mid 20's. 
Overnight much took place here at the Wolf's Lair, future growth of the Knytes-of-Dixie is predicted to increase by 50% in the 4th quarter of 2017. With a move by the organization to begin running ads on TV , on LaffTV and on Velocity. More over to push down on the pedal, of HazzardAYre TV and its parent Southern Steele TV. With that in mind. Except for my on screen and on radio handle as AyreWolf, everything AyreWolf Aviation has been officially sold to my second Cousin Gordon Sant of Alaska, and AyreWolf Aviation will be ran from that area. However on the domestic front, HazzardAyre Aviation will be my company's parent company and will be headquartered in Gooding Idaho at the Gooding County Airport, with sub stations remaining in Etown Wyoming and Woods Cross Utah. 
HazzardAyre Aviation promises to lift{pun intended} our company and become the secondary main sponsor and financial source for the Knytes-of-Dixie and of course the AyreWolvez Military Aviation Association. Our towing and disabled vehicle rescue service branch will now operate under the name of KnyteWolf Toewing and be replacing Highway Hooker Toewing and Cooter's A1 Toewing. Hazzard County Choppers will remain intact, and operate as usual, however Cooter's Kustmz will now operate as Hazzard County Kustmz . 
I also learned that two XM/Sirus satellite channels have been set aside for the Knytes. One will be HazzardAyre Channel, the other will go up in 2018, as the Highway Hooker Satellite Network, and be the only satellite radio channel for those , like myself that tow. 
Overnight, Knytes member Brad Paisley passed away, funeral services will be announced soon. Brad was our operational scout, and a Knytes-of-Dixie, board member. As well as chair of the Knytes-of-Dixie Honor Guard. 
Those officer openings will be assigned soon, and will be announced here once assigned. Finally the Miss HazzardAyre 2017/18 will commence in May 2017 and pageant dates will be announced here in April. 
Yes HazzardAyre has grown up, from a lightning bolt prompting to me in Buhl Idaho in 2011, to what has grown faster than a cannibus plant on a pile of manure. 
As I close here this morning, I need to say this. It has been roughly one year this month of February, when my girl Shelly stepped off the Greyhound Bus. With many locals here including some of our church brethren urging me to push back from her, I have grown to love and treasure my Shelly. Granted she's really not all that HOT looking, but then neither am I. However not only paying her dues money to the club each month, but other things she has proven, that she can be counted on , except when she has a business problem, like her credit card company, fugdugly screwing up, she has came through when and as requested. With all my faults and all she loves this old wolf, and I love her, and am looking forward to our nuptuals and wedding in late May only two months now away. 
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