Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take.
Good Night ya’ll
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As many a woman says, its time for our monthly.
As I get started here, found a comment from some idiot, that should know better, commenting on a post on YouTube about or challenging the validity of the club. Let me assure you, the Knytes were created and founded long before either the DUKES or SOA. The fact that both mimicked our clubs and environment as well as gave some spice to our clubs is a nice added piece. But the fact anyone would think we copied any body else or anything else, naw, its more like they got the ideas they express in their TV shows were taken from us. Nuff said.
Speaking of the club, did a bit too much celebrating previous eve, at the meeting of the club. The tokillya’s as well as the Jello shots, I’m holding my head with one hand and attempting to get my eyes to focus and carve this out with the other.
Of course not flying today what with the rain and all, while I could if needed , I remain in the house. Went out to the MVM seems as though the ice is melting, for $3,000.00 a month, the Twin Falls studio could and I say could be out there in a couple of areas of the food court is one thing, but if done right the MVM would be a keen place for the 2014 Miss Hazzard County/ Miss AyreWolf pageant, and talent search. Watch here for details.
Finally thinking here. That I might pass on the Subaru offering of the GodFather’s. While it’s a nice car, and cheaper going, without VA housing assistance this old wolf can’t see spending money on a ride that’s in near as bad if not slightly worse than LiL Wolf. So looks like me and LiL Wolf will be together for much longer.
I’ll have much more in Part 2 of the Hazzard Gazzette, but want to say this to our publicity manager in GA, that got hurt by a former guy pal. She has a roof over her head, and a place to sleep here in Idaho any time she needs it.
More L8R I need vittles,
Keep it tween the Ditches.
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As I get ready to drift off to dreamland after a great HazzardAyre Radio show(more on that in a few ) I reflect on yesterday.
After I got done with our sweetheart , soon to be one of our Road Angels/SheWolvez, I went to my twice yearly evaluation for my acquired PTSD, they call it, bullshit. Its not Bi Polar, Its not PTSD, its putting up with Civilian Yankee Stupidity Disorder. That’s what it is. Its not preying on people its nothing except going after a goal, and achieving that goal. It’s called putting women on film or other type, for the simple reason, most guys still like the look and visual appeal of a gal with a bike, truck, or warbird. Its admitting that a guy likes woman. Not a transsexual, not being queer, not being wanting to or needing to do unthinkable things to a lady, but treat her as just that a LADY. It’s called being able to drive a car or truck in a safe, but not retarded manner. Putting down the damn cell phone, not texting while behind the wheel, but watching the damn road. Knowing something about that which you are driving. Not being just a steering wheel holder and herding the rig down the highway but driving it. That’s is; Civilian , Yankee, Stupidity, Disorder.
Any time though I get the words, of or from my shrink and all like them saying, “ We want to help you do or become what you want to be” This mean stripping away your individualism, your identity, and making you part of the system, which every Hazzard-ite will resist till our dying breath. The Hazzard County spirit is to fight the system, being one who is not afraid of challenging the status quo, not being a conformist or part of that establishment, but saying I am me, God gave me the right to choose, I will not allow myself to be used in a manner that goes against the Bible, I will not subject myself to Churches that preach one thing but do another, or always have their hand out.
But I go, to get my monthly paycheck from the USMC so oh well.
Okay then, HazzardAyre.
As I have been getting to for many months now and its heating up faster than Boss Hogg eating raw liver, Next month the app for our station goes into the FCC. Between the 9th and 19th. In about two or so months after that the certificate is in our hands and KDXB FM goes on air full time.
With that in mind we want to kick it off with a humongous bang. Even in the middle of winter. A mini Pre season Hazzard County Nationals, with the Rode Knytes’s Road Angels, The Hazzard County Cheerleaders, snow machine races, an indoor custom show and one heck of a southern culture bash. This is why I have been pushing for the Pin up girl thing more this year than last.
However there is still need for on air talent, mostly lady in studio, maybe find me another Robin? Or Ellie May(Nurse GoodBody) plus studio construction helpers. So my days are going to be full.
As I close this morning, and its not just me. But Frank who runs the Angels & OutLaws Bar in Bliss, did some , ah lets call it accessorizing his place, with really worn, stained even scented female ladies attire, mostly bras, panties , nylons etc hanging over the bar on the ceiling.
Not to be outdone, at KDXB both the big studio as well as the Twin falls mini studio, we want to do the same. So if some of ya’ll who are female have some rather worn and thrashed undies etc that your going to get rid of anyway, send em to us we want them.
Until this afternoon,
L8R Ya’ll
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All I did was wake up long enough to check my blood sugar level.
Read a few emails, especially from one of our new SheWolvez, then meandered over to my facebook, where I’m being told, that many of my Facebook friends, just love this or that. Trouble is, many of my friends most likely have never heard of many of the things they are endorsing. seems as though however that a bunch of people went to court against ol Mark Zuckerburgs creation Facebook in a class action suit demanding a huge payout for endorsement fees resulting from facebook telling all too many that these people endorsed sponsored pages and or sponsored products. Many of which many did not even know about.
Few do.
The award was several million and in Zuckerburg’s eyes that ain’t much these days. Hell Mark has been in the eyes of the judge in many a court , many a time. But you’d think he’d get the idea. A banner ad , while annoying is one thing, and I understand that to keep Facebook free to use,Facebook has to sell ads, but, can you imagine the drop off of subscribers if Facebook charged to use it? Subscribers would be gone faster than flies in a structure fire. But do they have to be so crooked as to say my friends welcome this or that? Or they use this or that? And I seldom use much of anything my friends do, I choose my own, I’m a leader not a follower. But since so many want to follow, got an idea. Ya’ll follow me, and don’t log into or use your Facebook page next week at all. Not just a day, but all week. Write in the Help Forum you want to be paid for endorsing paid content. If enough of you do that, I guarantee ya’ll, Facebook will stop it and abide by the Judges ruling to stop the practice. Plus give some illumination to those that sued, to go back to the judge and say see they’re still doing it. That violates the out of court settlement and gives these folks full ward. Maybe they will share with others.
Okay then, moving on.
My blood sugar level, 185, high but manageable.
On the Road Angels/SheWolvez, With as dynamic a look as our gal this morning has, a bunch that said they wouldn’t I have no doubt will, including that Alaine what’s her name in Heyburn. She too has a super look, and if harnessed and managed much more taught, posing and vocal skills, and would show up to a casting meet and greet like our gal did this morning, Alaine too, would be a super talent. Most gals read pin up, or rat rod pin up, and immediately think, Playboy or at worst EasyRiders. Its more in the vein of roaring 20’s era and mid 60’s threads. Over the years I have seen these things from two points. One from some gal in college or about to go to college needing extra money and does a pin up gig or such for just the money, Which is fine. Then there are those that get into it , to start a career. Be it acting or modeling or both or at least something media.
I have seen two of ours do this. And while its only two they are the finest I have worked with, One is Cynthia Newell of Nampa. When I discovered her, she was picking cherries in Emmett Idaho with her parents. She saw a scribbled ad I’d put in the want ads up there from a piece of legal paper. For the Road Angels. This was back in 1988 somewhere. She sent me a Polaroid of her, and while I was at a Northwest Towing Council meeting there in Boise that year when I could afford to take LexiBelle>
on a fun run, she met me in Emmett, we went over to Nampa to Karcher Mall when it was still the in place there. Instead of buying the most expensive stuff she went for the bargain table, bought some really cheap one off shorts and such, at the end of the week shot film, now she’s in NYC doing countless ads for major Madison Ave companies. Why , cause she did as I asked without question. And oh, as far as toes in hose against my nose, or shooting a pic or two of her little gems? You couldn’t keep her feet out of my face. Thing is SHE WANTED IT!! She wanted the fame, and the glamour , she wanted that spotlight on her. Now she has it, and she didn’t have to sleep with anyone to get there. Including me.
Then came Miss Dixie Diesel 1993. Robin who I hold as the ultimate talent ever of Confederate Steele Media. When I first met Robin off an ad we posted as a last ditch effort in a farm news paper over in Rupert, Robin came in a pair of trash pants, and some rag shirt. I told her what I wanted to see, she went home 10 miles one way fetched new threads and came back. That day, I met someone that worked with me like hand in glove. No matter what I asked, it was done without question. Any question. We worked in a sound booth that we made out of an old broom closet at the back of Cooter’s Hot Rods there in Rupert. I’d think of something for a shoot or ad, even in the middle of the night, she’d be on the phone, saying meet at the shop. Or I’d just go to the shop, and she’d just show up, like it was telepathic or something. Although looking back I could have had her in all ways, at the time I was involved , so was she, and if I’d have known the end results of my marriage to Jan, would have turned out the way it did, I would have linked up with Robin in nothing flat. Our rhythm, was such she could cut vocal copy during the day, and I could put a music bed under her vocal even if she wasn’t there. Oh and the foot nylon thing? Huh, it was nothing for her to have my nose in between her toes for a minimum of 30 minutes or so a day. She knew that to pull that off , on camera took lots of practice. She knew that her feet and toes were ticklish, so my breathing made her giggle at first. To get that one minute shot perfect and the right shot, takes countless hours of takes and retakes from different angles and all. Even though many don’t think so, feet and toes even with perfume added , between worn leather of a shoe before the shoot and all, her toes are going to be pew. Its inevitable. It takes two people that are going to do that, to not be self conscience of each other in front of a camera crew, a director, camera person, and a sound checker. You might just be there doing 15 to 20 minute bouts of holding and kissing toes in hose. Make one , even to a slight degree , movement, sneeze, anything and it needs to be redone. This takes more time, meaning more has to be spent. Do it once and right and its pay in her purse and in the club’s wallet. Robin knew that, and made sure it went that way, so we practiced and practiced. We started with a quick first time smooch, then over time, even during a radio show, she’d sit there with her feet in my lap me giving her foot massages. I got used to holding her feet, she got used to me, and now she’s doing Broadway productions and doing on screen work at Disney Studios.She learned the skills of taking direction, and rehearsal . Her yearly paycheck? 8 times what I do. Why? Because she listened. And if you want to know, while I no longer have pics of Cynthia, I do have albeit only two, but still have pics of Robin.
Now does this mean I know everything on media? Hell no, shit I can’t even upload only because I don’t know how(yet) to do it, to YouTube, I still do much of our production old skool. Using video tape, cassette audio tape etc, but you know what? 4 Emmys, Two Oscars, two CMA’s , I must be doing something right.
The way I look at it, its pretty simple. These video and media projects have only two purposes. One generate membership for the club, and two; generate money for the club to give to charity and do Gods work as everything I do is for him and his Glory. Anything else is just dust gathering. But success doesn’t come from an empty vacuum , your production and efforts are only as good as the people you work with and for. My blessing from God has been , I have worked with and for the very best in the industry. Both radio from Big Kelly out here at KEZJ to CJ at KSOP in SLC, I learned skills from Robert Smith,(WolfMan Jack) to Dick Clark. All were mentors. But rather than be a stuck up as many are, I want to pass on those skills lessons to others. Both in front of the mic/camera, as well as behind it.
Any mile, need to get back to bed, but join me next week as we take a week off from Facebook, do not log on, don’t check updates nothing. Only send messages to Facebook’s help forums etc that says, if you want to use my pic and name for endorsement for products and services, then we all want to be paid a fair amount for that endorsement.
Until L8R Ya’ll
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Before I get off on my usual rant here, got up this morning, to go to the meet and greet of one of our upcoming Road Angels, and found it had rained most of the night. Only to find my seat in LiL Wolf wet. So feeling like a 2 year old that forgot to wear his pull ups, with wet butt went to the meet and greet.
Got to the mall, to snag a Subway breakfast, which was good, but that garlic bread was a bit to garlicky so ate it anyway.
Finally she came and took mine and just about every onlooker at the Mall’s breath away. >
she flat had me twitterpaited. Never got to smooch toes in hose or anything to assess that aspect of her attributes but I’m confident we have a gal for the project any way. The meet and greet was great, but it does slap some of ya’ll in twin Fall’s face a little bit. Here’s a gal who drove the 100 plus miles one way just for a meet and greet and the rest of some of ya’ll couldn’t be bothered. Now that we are producing I think maybe some of ya’ll might want to reconsider.
Okay the unsung warriors of the highway are those that like me, throughout the winter are there rain or sun, wet or dry, warm or cold, night & day, even in the deepest snow, when that Prius slides off the road. Us who toew just don’t get the deserved slap on the back.
To that end along with our warbird calendar pin up project, the same sweethearts we have for that will be doing a pin up calendar of us in toewing. Which is why I was looking for toes in hose this morning at the meet and greet, but never got to see the toes in hose. It’s a play on words, grow up. Toe, Tow, get it?
Any way its like the same crap I got over the word Hooker describing a toew truck. Wish I had came up with the nick name but sadly it tweren’t me. That honor goes to Tommy Thompson, of TNT Towing of Boise. I just refined it a bit. I got it from a caption on an old Toew Truck of the month in the older version of Overdrive. Over the years I have stuck by that and that remains my firms original name to date. Highway Hooker Toewing. The only reason I modified it and went to Cooter’s Toewing/Hazzard County Garage as well as Dixie Toewing of Idaho, is to be more community acceptable. State fuzz felt queasy about calling out a company called Highway Hooker. The name is also trucker cb chatter for toew truck.
The marketing behind it, goes to the same reasoning as the punk rock band called Bare Naked Ladies. First the band was not ladies, nor were they naked. But the name got you to go to their web site and all to get their music. FYI, Bare Naked Ladies wrote and sang the title theme to the TV series, Big Bang Theory.
Any way my body has had it for one day, I’m going to bed.
But dig this in a few weeks our Road Angels will be in studio for an interview on air so you can meet them.
Until L8R Ya’ll
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Artists in any realm are often misunderstood. Many great art or creative people have a event happen in their lives that becomes the , or one of the main foundations for the things they use as the basics for their work.
An artist that did not get the prescribed amount of breast feeding as a child, might have breasts as the inspiration of a great sculpture, or that of a great painting.
It might be the first time a young man gets aroused sexually as a tween through the feel or experience that surrounds a particular piece of female underwear, or in my case the luxurious silky feel of stockings. Which it was. In working through many contexts of past happenings to try to simmer this down, I was told not to. See my shrink says, although I wish Sue(www.sexwithsue.com) was here to explain this better as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone should be embraced. After all according to research at Hazzard County University, it has been discovered that its better to have a fetish or visual textural item of erotica rather than needing the visual stimulus of another partner.
Not too many years ago, the thought by one of my ex SheWolvez as she thought that the visual and textural stimulus of nylons was over done, she thought give him(me) as much toes in hose in the face that I can stomach. In essence give me as much stinky toes in hose to near gag reflex, to where I’d get tired of it. Of course this was just before the time that all things both towing and yes Hazzard entered my field of vision. First the words TOE and TOW sound alike, but mean something else. The concept behind the feature ad was from three sources. First a plumber in Boise did something similar in kissing the hand of some well to do gal in Boise’ snob hill, whose toilet got plugged. The tag shot showed the plumber kissing her hand the script read, we treat all our customers like royalty. Keep a hold of this as I outline this further. Then of course there was sweet Daisy, Duke. Who by censorship, like many TV shows of the era, including HeeHaw, had to have nylons on if they were showing a lot of leg. So how to work that into our gig, since the shop and this club of ours is based on the Dukes-of-Hazzard. So it was just after my divorce from Jan, in 1994, I was kicking back in Ogden Utah, caught this Yellow Pages ad that had the slogan, “ We don’t want your arms and legs, just your toews.” It was the first time I had seen the two words scrunched together. So I was working on copy for HazzardAyre’s sister radio show for all who tow called Highway Hooker Radio, and not on purpose, misspelled the word tow as toe as the e and w on a keyboard are located together. My step son Mike now a Weber County Sheriffs Deputy, said here’s an idea, why don’t you do this, at the end of your ad , kiss her toe as like the prince on Cinderella ? I thought on it some. So I started casting for the ad.
At first just about every TV station, modeling agency and so on thought I was some sort of weirdo, playing with feet and toes in nylons and such, but we needed to get the Daisy Duke leggy look, the tiniest toes in those hose, without bunions , hammer toes etc, and with any luck, didn’t kill me odor wise. Trust me even womens feet stink. But taking this further I began a adventure of making this to where at least on the surface was a healthy release of pent up sexual release, and yet had a constructive purpose.
After that ad ran, the business came flooding in. The big thing we got from the law enforcement community, was that even though most people couldn’t remember our company name, they always said most people just said we want that guy who kisses womens toes.
Of course our local yokels here in Twin Falls and Boise thought the act exploited women or said Chris CEO KMVT, here. That wasn’t it, it was a slightly kinky off beat tag that sunk our company into somebody’s brain that would drain if they needed a tow truck.
Advance past that. In 1998 after I was albeit for a short time able to move back into the old homestead near Hazzard, our original radio station’ call letters were KTOW or KAY-TOE(w) . At the time Overdrive Magazine was running the Overdrive Top Ten Country Countdown, and Overdrive Truckers News. Legendary radio pioneer Bill Mack, could not get past rhyming the call letter like cow, to him it was Kay-ToW(cow) not Kay-Toe(w) . Until I spelled it that way for program intro liners. Even before that I found quite by accident at a fellow tow bro’s office a publication done on newspaper style paper called Phoote(foot) notes. So by the time we focused on all things going towing on radio as well as my company I thought why not keep the nose kissing toes thing and capitalize on it.
But getting some gals to think beyond the absurd is a difficult task. To get the concept to the viewer of the aroma, the luxurious feel, the intimate moment of that level of human contact into the eyes through a lens requires much practice, staging and rehearsal. Not to mention some gal who does not get giggly or tired of some guy they don’t know smooching the toes. Or even just holding the foot while some camera jockey gets the camera in the right place. That half a minute smooch on those toes in hose, that you see, takes me sitting, kneeling whatever with that gals smelly toes in hose, for an average of about 15 to 20 minutes, to capture the right angle and shot. Plus bringing out the fact she’s(at least on TV) she’s enjoying it, rather than me about to gag.
On the foot thing continuing this a bit further.
From the beginning of video time, when gals showed off as well as gave the on screen sales pitch, of any product or service related to that grand thing that Henry Ford refined called the Automobile, be it hot rods, trucks , warbirds, bikes, there is always some gal with 7 inch spiked heels. For some odd reason, except in the case of HeeHaw, most gals never showed their feet. My thought is this, first the right feet and toes look sweet, shot right. Second and most importantly and I learned this the very hard way, those spiked heels digging into an Imron paint job, like Claressa Allen’s heels did in my General Lee, I will never shoot gals in heel on anything. After all I damn well don’t want a great feature shot of a hot rod to be undone, because one of MY models’ heels just put a 1 inch scar in a $20,000.00 paint job. No way. So I always audition with shoes off , feet and toes got to look good.
The reason I’m telling ya’ll this is this. Over the next few weeks we’ll be auditioning several gals both from agencies as well as a few that have applied from some help wanted ads. Both for the AyreWolvez Warbird Pin up calendar as well as the first ever Hazzard County Pin Up Calendar. Which will not only feature rides of Hazzard County genre but also local home grown grass roots rides as well. Of course it being Hazzard County based means much lots of leg showing, and of course much lots of nylons on those legs. Bottom line to all those applying for the jobs of talent here, want to make an impression wear a skirt or shorts, nylons and show your toes in hose.
Now as I close want to throw this out as well, for all you local tuners as well as muscle truck enthusiasts. If you have a rig you think would look good on our Hazzard County Pin Up Calendar and video, get me a medium sized jpg photo of it and a way to get in touch. I have seen a lot of econo boxes and tuner style go fast cars running around Twin Falls and area. Some look good, some not so much, but good attempts any how. Plus a lot of LowRiders. That we’d love to feature, but ya’ll got to let me see em. So send such to: knytesofanarchy@yahoo.com .
Next time I’ll try to relate the trouble of another misunderstood word, Hooker, that nearly got me shot in Wyoming. Until then, Keep it tween the ditches.
L8R Ya’ll
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A good HazzardAyre Morning to ya’ll from the heart of North America’s Dixie.
Overnight, officials are calling for the impeachment of President Obama. Some of the programs and directives are edging close to GOP leaders giving the nudge to begin impeachment proceedings. This might be good on the surface but think here before you decide.
As of yet, the 2013/14 Farm Bill is yet to be signed into law. The major hold back is the President holding out on reform and retention of Food Stamp or SNAP benefits. The GOP including House Speaker Bohner, is wanting to cut back and reduce expenditures on the SNAP program. Leaving many in this nation due to long time GOP poor leadership, and economic practices putting us in a depression state of affairs, hey our kids are to go hungry. As well as adults. There is no foundation under current policy for the poor to lower income people to get on top of to keep from starving. You know those TV ads about the poor kids in South America and elsewhere? If the GOP under the separation of the SNAP program from the Farm Bill, what you’ll see is our kids on the TV in the street hungry and hardly shoes on their feet, and do you think there’s a 2nd or even Russia is going to send us food aid? Most if not every nation in the EEP hates us, including France and Egypt, you think they’re going to say sorry you got your nose broke here’s a Kleenex to wipe up your mess? Think again.
Now sure do I think Obama is a jackass? Hell yes, do I think that he should stay President? Yes, at least until we can elect a Confederate , a true Confederate States candidate to the office. I say lets nominate Ray McBerry, CEO Dixie Broadcasting . com. A renown speaker, an indistinguishable leader and inspiration statesman. If not Ray at least a candidate from the SOCV or one of our membership leaders from the Knytes-of-Anarchy. In either case lets, not elect a Republican, nor Democrat. Lets re-establish the Confederate States Party. Let’s get us a candidate in there, pump him up as bright as a moon shot, get him (or her) in from of everybody on TV, magazines, and get discussions going on FoX News, MSNBC on Morning Joe and others. Why not push the agenda of the CSP into the eyes and ears of every American. Look I know we as southerners love our southern culture, that’s fine, but that culture is now nationwide. What made us in Dixie great before Northern Aggression and oppression as well as invasion, can make all of America great again.
Do I think the the SNAP program is the gray stone or saving grace of America’s poor? No, but if you’ve ever been at a point that you had to stare at an empty cabinet, with a wife and two hungry kids, even if its just you, that SNAP card can be a God Send.
Look we as American’s have three choices, Republican/Democrat, CSP, or be governed by the Soviet Union. The way we’re headed unless you all pull your damn heads out of your ass’s the latter is more possible than you may think. Sure Regan did say tear down that Wall, but that Soviet President over there and some of his Mid East friends have been plotting for years, sure the Cold war might have ended, sort of, I’d call it, thing went from Cold war to luke warm war.
Solution? Again CSP The Confederate States Party.
God bless Dixie.
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