Friday, December 27, 2013

Okay lets get down to some Hazzard Vital Statistics, So how come its always the General Lee?

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Did you notice that the voice behind Darth Vader and the liners of CNN is now doing Sprint commercials? Should have stuck with doing promos for DOH, there, huh?

Now here’s my opening for today. First its colder than you can believe this morning here in Hazzard. At 19 degrees at 07:45 hours, burr. Doug Iverson over at KPVI says it’ll be sunny, but still chill. Means I gott a meander up to fetch milk. Wish the city would let me have a cow out back, be much easier. Ya’ll get more milk that way, plus get your hands warm all at the same time.

In the years that have gone by, and really with all due respect, shit I owned one and might again here shortly, but not taking away from the General Lee, but damn it, why is it always that dang 69 Dodge? I mean I’d like to see more of Cooter’s Tow Truck up there. After all if it were not for Cooter’s Tow truck>cooters other truck  The old General and a bunch of Hazzard County’s Sheriffs office cars would still be in the bodies of water surrounding Hazzard. In real life , it’s Cooter’s Tow truck>Lexi in greenmine out here pulling just about everyone out of snow drifts and the comedian strip. It was about the 2nd day of the Salt Lake City AutoRama, in 1981 where Bro and I took our version of the General to that show. Our version looked more authentic and thus garnered much more of the attention than the car the studio brought. In fact the car the studio brought had a big dent in the passenger side door, and no engine. But about the 2nd night I realized that neither I nor Bro looked any where near to Bo or Luke, but I did bare a frightening resemblance to Cooter>my twin<Cooter, Me>howdy which to me was a compliment, and since we both ran a small town garage, Ben(Cooter) on TV and me in real life, and with the shop of both carrying the name the Hazzard County Garage with Gy Waldron’s blessing , I thought maybe not so much leaning on ye old General and more on the real hero of Hazzard County, Cooter’s Toew Truck>BLACK MYST the rest of the story most of ya’ll who are real fans know the difference and know the real inside story there.

Now true there is Daisy’ Jeep>481699_10151124963871818_1413012991_n (1) and Roscoe’s patrol car, along with Boss Hogg’s Caddy, but overall the rig coming to the rescue was in fact not the General Lee, but Cooter’s Hooker aka toew truck.

Remember to mark your calendar for the 5th of Janewary , for the all day Dukes Marathon, the Knytes will have a day long party at Anchors here in Twin Falls, to celebrate the return. Get your tickets here on the site, or call 208-806-0263 for deets.

Any way going to snag some sleep for a few hours. Great show last night, we got one in, and hope to grind out another tonight. Thanks for all who called in. Now for this last bit of remembrance, it was on this day that Uncle Jessie lost his battle with COPD and Cancer.

L8R Ya’ll

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